Had to go to the ER this morning.....

[opie1988]

bruh, a real man woulda taken this step and be done already. day 1, identify the rock. day 2, shove forceps up and get that thing. done. this thread would be only 2 pages long at most.

Well bruh....I ain't got no 36" pliable forceps in my tool belt. You dig??

Trust me ....I used to be like you, pal. Laughing at these fools crying like a bitch over a little ol' kidney stone.

But I ain't laughing no mo', bruh. I ain't laughing no mo'.

[TwoWays]

Well bruh....I ain't got no 36" pliable forceps in my tool belt. You dig??

Trust me ....I used to be like you, pal. Laughing at these fools crying like a bitch over a little ol' kidney stone.

But I ain't laughing no mo', bruh. I ain't laughing no mo'.

lol, i dig. i got you.

[Brock Landers]

I had Gout a couple of times...kinda similar except its in the big toe.

No idea how debilitating a big toe can be till you get that

[TwoWays]

Now gout, lololol. What the fck have we turned into here!

[King Mayan]

Vasectomy??

Motherfukker you have 1 kid!!!

[stealthyburrito]

Opie let's get a vid of you holed up under the covers writhing and wailing in agony.

Preferably with an ice pack on your head and/or junk.

[Thor4140]

Well bruh....I ain't got no 36" pliable forceps in my tool belt. You dig??

Trust me ....I used to be like you, pal. Laughing at these fools crying like a bitch over a little ol' kidney stone.

But I ain't laughing no mo', bruh. I ain't laughing no mo'.

u believe there are guys out there that tell me they "THINK" they had a kidney stone before You don't ever just think u had one. You know u had the fuker.

[jjgold]

I rather have gout

Just stay off area and it does not hurt

[BIGDAY]

[jjgold]

Where is Opie ?????????

[BIGDAY]

Where is Opie ?????????

Nasty rumors are floating around.

[Russian Rocket]

I think at this point it's time they do the Cesarean...

[kidcudi92]

opie i hope your manhood comes out well after all this, if i had to bet id go all in you can still rail pu$$y after this

[Grits n' Gravy]

Surprised jj isn't in Texas trying to suck the stone out while Opie uses top of his shiny head as a mirror to floss his choppers.

[opie1988]

Status quo here. Motherfukker still hasn't passed. At least I'm not having anymore pain so far (knock on wood).

As I said earlier, if this fukker doesn't pass, doc says he'll have to retrieve it.

Don't know about you boys.....but I ain't really keen on having anything "retrieved" via my peehole.

[newguy]

Never had one. Hope I never do. Thoughts with you Opie!! Good luck passing that sucker!!

[jjgold]

Gritter you still google Vegas??

Fukkin clown


Opie maybe it dissolved

Surprised jj isn't in Texas trying to suck the stone out while Opie uses top of his shiny head as a mirror to floss his choppers.

[Russian Rocket]

Status quo here. Motherfukker still hasn't passed. At least I'm not having anymore pain so far (knock on wood).

As I said earlier, if this fukker doesn't pass, doc says he'll have to retrieve it.

Don't know about you boys.....but I ain't really keen on having anything "retrieved" via my peehole.

Opie there is possibility that your pee hole might get as wide as vag if they decide to go in there with a pair of pliers. Ask for more morphine and let the nature take its course.

Take care.

[The Giant]

Opie, did the urologist say that it could possibly dissolve on its own?

[pavyracer]

Status quo here. Motherfukker still hasn't passed. At least I'm not having anymore pain so far (knock on wood).
As I said earlier, if this fukker doesn't pass, doc says he'll have to retrieve it.

Don't know about you boys.....but I ain't really keen on having anything "retrieved" via my peehole.

We need an update.

[opie1988]

We need an update.

Here ya' go......

I'm back to normal...at least I as far as I'm concerned. The motherfukker may have already passed for all I know.

Have been pain free now for almost a full week. I've pretty much felt like myself since last Wednesday. So I've gotten back to my normal routine. Even spent the weekend out at the softball fields. Although I'm making hydration a top priority at all times.

Supposed to go back to the urologist this Friday, but I'm seriously considering skipping it. What's the point if I'm not having any discomfort? My thoughts are to just ride it out, and if it hasn't already passed, hopefully it will.

[TwoWays]

lol, it was so small you didn't if notice it passing. what a crying bitch.

[opie1988]

lol, it was so small you didn't if notice it passing. what a crying bitch.

Fukk you, pal.

I can only hope you get one. You'll go straight bitch mode so fast you won't even know it happened.

[TwoWays]

Fukk you, pal.

I can only hope you get one. You'll go straight bitch mode so fast you won't even know it happened.

[Tseay]

Sorry for you opie. A really good and knowledigble doctor (me) says you should make a lot of urine, piss that puppie out fast. Beer works real good but interferes with the narcs your taking, no need for voodo diets or foo foo drinks. There are multiple causes of nephrolithiasis so your stone needs to go to lab, therefore the screen. some of the recurrent varieties are diet related, most arnt. Women that have given birth then have a stone ALL say k stone are more painful, and they are far more so than gall bladder stone pain according to that cohort. They can make a big fella cry!

[King Mayan]

Fukking Obama..

[King Mayan]

I was hoping Obama really did have death panels...fukk you obama!!!

[Iwinyourmoney]

Saloon this shit

[mikejamm]

Update! Ok, opie had his dick sliced open to get the kidney rock out. He decided he liked it that way, so the doc went ahead and made a nice vag out of his now rock free rod. The hormone shots should kick in any day and opie will have nice D cup tities and a lot of shaving to do! We welcome Opieetta to the forum.

[stealthyburrito]

This whole thread is a load of garbage.

No one goes from a crippling kidney stone to hey let me blow off my follow up urology appointment unless you have a wish for a repeat incident.

My roommates half your age and still follows up with a urologist 7 months later.

You're either a) fukkin stupid or b) full of shit.

[ACoochy]

Update! Ok, opie had his dick sliced open to get the kidney rock out. He decided he liked it that way, so the doc went ahead and made a nice vag out his now rock free rod. The hormone shots should kick in any day and opie will have nice D cup tities and a lot of shaving to do! We welcome Opieetta to the forum.

[El Nino]

This whole thread is a load of garbage.

No one goes from a crippling kidney stone to hey let me blow off my follow up urology appointment unless you have a wish for a repeat incident.

My roommates half your age and still follows up with a urologist 7 months later.

You're either a) fukkin stupid or b) full of shit.

[RiverBoatGambler]

[opie1988]

This whole thread is a load of garbage.

No one goes from a crippling kidney stone to hey let me blow off my follow up urology appointment unless you have a wish for a repeat incident.

My roommates half your age and still follows up with a urologist 7 months later.

You're either a) fukkin stupid or b) full of shit.

I was being facetious with regards to skipping my appointment. While it's certainly not something I'm looking forward too, it's gotta be done. As my good friend and urologist Tseay pointed out, these things aren't a laughing matter.

Oh, and hey stealth....one last thing....go fukk yourself you libtard Mexican prikk. Hopefully you get a kidney stone from that rot gut mixture of Chinese vodka and ramen, or whatever the fukk it is you eat. Don't ever insult me again.

[stealthyburrito]

I was being facetious with regards to skipping my appointment. While it's certainly not something I'm looking forward too, it's gotta be done. As my good friend and urologist Tseay pointed out, these things aren't a laughing matter.

Oh, and hey stealth....one last thing....go fukk yourself you libtard Mexican prikk. Hopefully you get a kidney stone from that rot gut mixture of Chinese vodka and ramen, or whatever the fukk it is you eat. Don't ever insult me again.