Had to go to the ER this morning.....

**Jayvegas420** · 08-01-14, 08:31 PM

When are we opening the SBR Seniors forum?
Sign me up!

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-01-14, 08:33 PM

Rumor has it that Romo wasn't missing practice because of his recovery from back surgery, he was hanging with Opie. Pretty sure that shit causes kidney stones. God Bless Opie.

**Jayvegas420** · 08-01-14, 08:44 PM

Back surgery causes stones or , Opie causes kidney stones?
I thought R0m0 only caused ulcers?!?!

**EaglesPhan36** · 08-01-14, 08:51 PM

Romo causes all things.

**King Mayan** · 08-01-14, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by manny24

Mayan do you have that pic next to your bed and the tissues?!!?!?

unreal

You jealous puto??

**mikejamm** · 08-01-14, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

lol

opie got a yeast infection

Yeast infection

This happens to all right wing tea party douche bags! Comes from being so full of shit and hanging out with skank dumb fuk bitches like sarah palin. Your dick should fall off in a couple of days after that big ass fuk'in rock comes through.

Not like you were using it anyway.

**pavyracer** · 08-01-14, 09:48 PM

Thank God for Obamacare. It saved Opie's life.

**The Giant** · 08-01-14, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Yeast infection

This happens to all right wing tea party douche bags! Comes from being so full of shit and hanging out with skank dumb fuk bitches like sarah palin. Your dick should fall off in a couple of days after that big ass fuk'in rock comes through.

Not like you were using it anyway.

Mike, apologize to Opie.

This is uncalled for.

**Cuse0323** · 08-01-14, 09:57 PM

First parlayin now Opie

#conspiracy

**manny24** · 08-01-14, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Thank God for Obamacare. It saved Opie's life.

reported

**spurginobili** · 08-01-14, 10:47 PM

A friend had one...when he passed it, he passed out cold. GL

**jjgold** · 08-01-14, 10:54 PM

I am getting worried

We have not heard from Opie in a while

**Russian Rocket** · 08-01-14, 10:54 PM

meanwhile back in the motherland

**kidcudi92** · 08-01-14, 10:55 PM

what do think hurts worse kidney stone or leg breaking in half?

Best Regards Opie

**Thor4140** · 08-01-14, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

Kidney stones are a result of a poor diet and lifestyle. Main causes are not drinking enough fluids, not eating enough fruits and vegetables daily, excessive sodium, and/or a high-protein diet. My guess is that your diet is high in processed foods (which contain large amounts of sodium), lower in fruits and vegetables, and you don't drink enough water.

Yeah okay lol.

**Kermit** · 08-01-14, 11:51 PM

I had kidney stones before. I was told that is was from drinking store bought pre mixed Iced-T. Ever since I cut back from about a gallon every 2 days to about a gallon every 2 weeks, I haven't had any more problems. I also drink a lot of juice now.

I was also told that if you have hard water and drink from your faucet without a filter that can cause stones to build up as well.

Some people's Kidneys filter things differently than others. Many people have stones in their Kidneys and never know it until they break free, then they know it.

**Kermit** · 08-01-14, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by boeing power

Just think about the worst pain you ever felt in your life.

and times that by 100.

Good luck Opie.

I worked with a woman who had a stone and she admitted that the pain was worse than when she gave birth to her children.

**Mac4Lyfe** · 08-02-14, 12:13 AM

I heard 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar twice a week prevents stones.

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Lemon water, lemon water, more lemon water.

also shoot a few shots of apple cider vinegar.

**Kermit** · 08-02-14, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe

I heard 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar twice a week prevents stones.

I drink a lot of Cranberry juice and Welch's Grape Juice.

**Chipup** · 08-02-14, 12:20 AM

Like two other posters said. Apple Cider Vinegar it will save your life. Most people hide it in Orange Juice or other stuff. But try being a man once in your life Blondie and belly up the bar with your frosted tips & manicure. Drink it' straight like a man.

I'm sad to say not one single one of my friends nor family save for me can drink it straight. You can drink it as needed, it will take away the pain.

**GUMMO77** · 08-02-14, 12:28 AM

Opie is either sleeping or crying now.

Or crying in his sleep

**jjgold** · 08-02-14, 07:22 AM

Anyone have a picture of apple cider vinegar?? Is it a mix??

What does it do?

**brooks85** · 08-02-14, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Kidney Stone.

Motherfukker. I've never felt anything close to that kind of pain. It literally felt like someone was stabbing me in the kidney with a fukking knife.

Doc said blood in the urine & CT scan showed the stone. That was the good news. Bad news is it hasn't passed yet. He said that's not going to be pleasant at all. He actually mentioned the Seinfeld episode where Kramer passed one. Said its a lot like that.

Fukk me.

Anyone else been thru this? Any tips?

I had a kidney stone a few days before world cup. Was driving to town and all the sudden realized my back was in crazy pain and getting worse. By time I got to hospital and CT scan I had already passed it.

**opie1988** · 08-02-14, 07:56 AM

UPDATE: Status is basically unchanged.

After getting home from the ER yesterday morning, I haven't really had anymore pain. At least nothing even close to what I experienced yesterday morning. I've been drinking LOTS of water, and I've been pissing like a racehorse. I'm taking my Lasix (FloMax), and peeing in my strainer. But so far....nada. I feel pretty much normal. Even went out and played catch with my kid late yesterday evening.

Doc said it may take a few days, so who knows? I'm just going to do my regular thing and see when it happens. Haven't even taken a norco yet. Want to save them for when I actually need them.

Just plan on doing normal stuff today. Not gonna lie around all day waiting for something bad. Piss on it (pun intended).

**Boner_18** · 08-02-14, 07:59 AM

Good luck dude. Good attitude... it will eventually be on the move and it'll suck but no reason to live in fear.

**lupe** · 08-02-14, 08:02 AM

it could take 2 weeks to come out, and when it does it won't hurt. you are past the worst part of it.

**dfish** · 08-02-14, 08:08 AM

Poor basted
Had Lithotripsy myself,that is painless,they'll send you home w/Flomax & pain meds.
Very important to start meds right away.Took me about 5 days to pass the stones which are broken up into very small pieces with this procedure.

Kidney Topics

http://www.kidney.org/atoz/content/lithotripsy.cfm

Doc said they were most likely caused by repetitive dehydration,I was into ultra distance running.
However reading all these posts it appears there could be a link to degenerate gambling

.

Good Luck Op!!

**King Mayan** · 08-02-14, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

UPDATE: Status is basically unchanged.

After getting home from the ER yesterday morning, I haven't really had anymore pain. At least nothing even close to what I experienced yesterday morning. I've been drinking LOTS of water, and I've been pissing like a racehorse. I'm taking my Lasix (FloMax), and peeing in my strainer. But so far....nada. I feel pretty much normal. Even went out and played catch with my kid late yesterday evening.

Doc said it may take a few days, so who knows? I'm just going to do my regular thing and see when it happens. Haven't even taken a norco yet. Want to save them for when I actually need them.

Just plan on doing normal stuff today. Not gonna lie around all day waiting for something bad. Piss on it (pun intended).

**jjgold** · 08-02-14, 09:07 AM

ok Opie..I guess good news

Maybe stones dissolved already

**The Prick** · 08-02-14, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Anyone have a picture of apple cider vinegar?? Is it a mix??

What does it do?

they got this newfangled invention called GOOGLE you fuggin dwarf

try it out some time

**Swinging Johnson** · 08-02-14, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by The Prick

they got this newfangled invention called GOOGLE you fuggin dwarf

try it out some time

Good gawd what a Prick you are!

**opie1988** · 08-02-14, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Trust me, brother. No one talks more shit about people being in pain than I have, but what I had yesterday morning was truly the only time I've ever been completely incapacitated due to pain. I'm not bullshitting. I literally couldn't move off the floor. It was all I could do to finally get some shorts on to have my wife drive me to the hospital. Never seen anything like it.

I hope that was the worst of it. Don't even want to think about it if it wasn't.

**Dr.Gonzo** · 08-02-14, 10:07 AM

Get some oxys and you'll be fine

**Monitor-Tan** · 08-02-14, 10:11 AM

Put a icepack and walk it off

**jjgold** · 08-02-14, 10:23 AM

Never knock a guys health and How he is feeling

Mayan your on borrowed time with Opie have you forgot when he slapped you around in Vegas?

I believe it was three very hard slaps in the corner of the lobby and you walked away after??

Opie owns you when he put you up against that wall