Had to go to the ER this morning.....

**Bostongambler** · 08-01-14, 01:14 PM

I haven't read every post in this thread so maybe someone already mentioned it, but I take it they can't use a laser.

**jjgold** · 08-01-14, 01:15 PM

If you go to the bathroom a lot it's rare you will get kidney stones

Great post about diet

**ithinkiamgood** · 08-01-14, 01:25 PM

soon as I seen this started drinking a ton of water, fk this not happenin to me, hopefully it passes quick man.

**King Mayan** · 08-01-14, 01:47 PM

Somebody saloon this horse shit..

**jjgold** · 08-01-14, 01:53 PM

Nobody wants to suffer like this

Opie were looking out for you here

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 08-01-14, 01:56 PM

Godspeed Opie...

**Cuse0323** · 08-01-14, 01:58 PM

Pound some beers, that will get the piss flowing.

GL Opes.

**Boner_18** · 08-01-14, 02:04 PM

Bummer dude. I've read some very credible studies that show the pain from actually passing a stone is greater than that of giving birth. So now the wife has nothing on you.

**opie1988** · 08-01-14, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

Somebody saloon this horse shit..

Easy for you to say. I assume midgets have midget-sized kidney stones? So probably not as bad.

But when you factor in their midget-sized pee-pee's, it might all even out.

**Antibet** · 08-01-14, 02:10 PM

Jesus, sorry to hear.
Once I'm back to States, I'm switching to raw food diet (fruits, vegetables, nuts, sashimi) again.

**stealthyburrito** · 08-01-14, 02:40 PM

Lemon water, lemon water, more lemon water.

also shoot a few shots of apple cider vinegar.

**The Giant** · 08-01-14, 02:46 PM

I've had two of these, about eight years apart. Undoubtedly the worst pain I've ever had. I was lucky enough to be able to pass them at home.

My dad has had it a lot worse. He's probably had a dozen or so, and a few times they've had to cut him to get them out.

It's pretty awful stuff. Every night I drink cranberry juice. No idea if it really helps, but the two times I've gotten the stones I wasn't drinking any.

Good luck, Opie.

**BIGDAY** · 08-01-14, 02:55 PM

Love seeing Opie in pain for some reason..

**itchypickle** · 08-01-14, 02:59 PM

Drink a cold beer Opie. Actually helps to break it up too. Had one a few years back, was in the fetal position in bed for about 3 hours one night and headed in to the ER to find out same news. Not gonna sugarcoat it...its gonna hurt and will be worse before it gets better but you'll live pal.

Best of luck! Now go get that Shiner outta the fridge!

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 08-01-14, 03:10 PM

I've never shat a basketball out of my ass, but I imagine a kidneystone probably feels about ten times worse than that.

This thread scares me.

**sweethook** · 08-01-14, 03:24 PM

the more money you have the less pain it is. that's a fact

**manny24** · 08-01-14, 03:59 PM

still in way better shape than Bobby's fiance

poor girl has to plan a wedding AND a homicide

**GUMMO77** · 08-01-14, 04:01 PM

Had one a few months ago, so I feel your pain. The second it comes out you're going to instantly feel better.

Some advice:

Go to your man cave a hangout. You're going to sleep like shit, if at all, and will be constantly in and out of pain as the stone moves through you.

This is going to sound disgusting, but it's actually not too bad: drink 2 ounces of olive oil mixed with 2 ounces a lemon juice at least twice a day. For me at least it broke down the stone so there was much less pain when it passed.

Last, after it passes do not have sex until the Flomax is out of your system. Trust me on that.

**Monitor-Tan** · 08-01-14, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Had one a few months ago, so I feel your pain. The second it comes out you're going to instantly feel better.

Some advice:

Go to your man cave a hangout. You're going to sleep like shit, if at all, and will be constantly in and out of pain as the stone moves through you.

This is going to sound disgusting, but it's actually not too bad: drink 2 ounces of olive oil mixed with 2 ounces a lemon juice at least twice a day. For me at least it broke down the stone so there was much less pain when it passed.

Last, after it passes do not have sex until the Flomax is out of your system. Trust me on that.

Doubt you have to worry about that. His wife wants to have nothing to do with his UTI, eerrr.. I mean "kidney stones"...

**El Nino** · 08-01-14, 04:20 PM

Opie, if this kidney stone destroys your pee hole, I will comfort Krissy in a purely sexual manner. JJ mentioned your marital problems in the past...Anything to help a fellow poster!

**BIGDAY** · 08-01-14, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Opie, if this kidney stone destroys your pee hole, I will comfort Krissy in a purely sexual manner. JJ mentioned your marital problems in the past...Anything to help a fellow poster!

**RiverBoatGambler** · 08-01-14, 04:24 PM

That yeast infection post is the post of the year

**manny24** · 08-01-14, 04:25 PM

Lizzie

**boondoggle** · 08-01-14, 04:28 PM

Vegetarians have greatly reduced risk of getting kidney stones. Meat contributes to stone formation due to purine from meat.

**El Nino** · 08-01-14, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by manny24

Lizzie

Good catch, manny I could not remember her name. Will still plow if Opie's urethra starts shooting like windshield washer fluid.

**broadway6** · 08-01-14, 04:46 PM

I'm guessing blow jobs won't help?

**artyfudgepacker** · 08-01-14, 05:12 PM

opie make a video when it passes . wANT TO HERE U SCREAM MOTHERFUKKKERRR

**King Mayan** · 08-01-14, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by chilidog

Kidney stones are a result of a poor diet and lifestyle. Main causes are not drinking enough fluids, not eating enough fruits and vegetables daily, excessive sodium, and/or a high-protein diet. My guess is that your diet is high in processed foods (which contain large amounts of sodium), lower in fruits and vegetables, and you don't drink enough water.

**Jayvegas420** · 08-01-14, 05:59 PM

I hope this all works out well for you Opier, but for some strange reason, um with BIGDAY on this one!

**Dirty Sanchez** · 08-01-14, 06:05 PM

Wow...if I didn't know better...and maybe I'm reading between the lines but it sounds like Chili Dog is saying that Opie eats like a pig and doesn't live right

**lupe** · 08-01-14, 06:43 PM

i had to go to the ER and a get morphine.

**chilidog** · 08-01-14, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Wow...if I didn't know better...and maybe I'm reading between the lines but it sounds like Chili Dog is saying that Opie eats like a pig and doesn't live right

The diet part is pretty much spot on. Kidney stones are a result of a poor diet. And people that get kidney stones are at a high risk for other health issues. And 50% of people that get a kidney stone get another within 5 years.

To put it simply, not enough water and too much sodium are the main causes. People might think to just lay off the salt, but we don't get most of our sodium from added table salt. Anything in a package will likely have quite a bit of sodium added. Fast food, restaurant food, etc. The more processed food you eat, the more water you need to drink. If not, you risk your urine becoming too concentrated and when that happens, well that's the risk you're taking.

There are various types of kidney stones, if I were Opie I would get the kidney stone analyzed when it finally passes so he can find out what kind of kidney stone it was. That will tell him what's going wrong inside. Is he eating too much protein? Or is it a calcium/oxalate issue? There are many types, but those 2 are the most common.

**jjgold** · 08-01-14, 06:53 PM

Opie how are you feeling??

Give us update

**manny24** · 08-01-14, 08:25 PM

Mayan do you have that pic next to your bed and the tissues?!!?!?

unreal

**RealSlimShady** · 08-01-14, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Opie how are you feeling??

Give us update

Probably crying like you after you had hernia surgery, JJ