USA = PUNCHING BAG, aka: Belgium's Bitch

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  • Boner_18
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-24-08
    • 8301

    #71
    Wait there's a dick pro in here? Ogucci, serious question. What do you think looks better cut or uncut? Im having a son and wanna know from someone who knows dongs which one looks better?
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    • CarpeDime
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-01-09
      • 7873

      #72
      USA is #1 because we FUK SH*T UP, PERIOD!

      if you piss us off WE WILL FUK UP YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR PEOPLE!

      I can't wait for our next war, where will it be??!! I HOPE ITS FUKIN EUROPE!

      we fuked up arabs enough for now i think, next i would like to see us put europe in there place a little because as you can see there getting a little uppity!!!

      but not use any of our top ammo, i would attack them just with some leftover napalm or something

      but that would be awesome, hey france, surprise!!! a little napalm on your ass to remind you who owns you!

      and other f&^*t sciocialest countries too like belgum
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      • OGUCCI-SBR
        SBR MVP
        • 10-11-10
        • 4663

        #73
        Originally posted by Boner_18
        Wait there's a dick pro in here? Ogucci, serious question. What do you think looks better cut or uncut? Im having a son and wanna know from someone who knows dongs which one looks better?
        Comes from a guy with a username - Boner...
        You two pussies need to chill. It seems I've really upset you with that statement. All you talk about is dicks. Is your pride down? it's starting to look like you're the real pole smokers here lol

        To answer your question. Go read my initial post. It doesn't matter, unless he's adopted outside US it's still gonna look small.
        All you can do is pray
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        • RiverBoatGambler
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 12-29-10
          • 627

          #74
          Originally posted by OGUCCI-SBR
          Comes from a guy with a username - Boner...
          You two pussies need to chill. It seems I've really upset you with that statement. All you talk about is dicks. Is your pride down? it's starting to look like you're the real pole smokers here lol

          To answer your question. Go read my initial post. It doesn't matter, unless he's adopted outside US it's still gonna look small.
          All you can do is pray


          The dick pro has spoken!!!
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          • forsberg21
            SBR MVP
            • 09-23-09
            • 1851

            #75
            Originally posted by CarpeDime
            USA is #1 because we FUK SH*T UP, PERIOD!

            if you piss us off WE WILL FUK UP YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR PEOPLE!

            I can't wait for our next war, where will it be??!! I HOPE ITS FUKIN EUROPE!

            we fuked up arabs enough for now i think, next i would like to see us put europe in there place a little because as you can see there getting a little uppity!!!

            but not use any of our top ammo, i would attack them just with some leftover napalm or something

            but that would be awesome, hey france, surprise!!! a little napalm on your ass to remind you who owns you!

            and other f&^*t sciocialest countries too like belgum
            Wow, you must have a VERY LOW IQ.

            France possesses nuclear weapons. The United Kingdom does as well. They could turn the USA into a wasteland for 200 years if they wanted to. Beyond that, France and nearly every country in Europe are part of NATO, which the USA is part of as well. What you say doesn't make much sense now, does it?
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            • forsberg21
              SBR MVP
              • 09-23-09
              • 1851

              #76
              Originally posted by Scratch
              The USA wins at things that matter.

              Two Time World War Champion!!!

              Put that in your crackpipe and smoke it.
              According to who? The textbooks you read at the school of hard knocks?

              Anyone who knows anything about the subject knows that there was no clear winner of either World Wars. Besides, how can you declare yourself the winner of a war in which you only got involved in halfway through?

              You're no more than a chest pounding AMERICUNT!
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              • forsberg21
                SBR MVP
                • 09-23-09
                • 1851

                #77
                Originally posted by thechaoz
                You don't understand, we don't care about soccer at all.. I was sad when we started getting better.

                You know why soccer is popular around the world? It's the only have game you broke asses just be a ball to play.. A ball, dirt field and you're golden

                Gtfo
                That's why more people watched Belgium treat the USA like a little bitch than the NBA Finals.



                Props to Howard though. That guy made the most saves in a World Cup game in 50 years. But, at the same time, doesn't that in a way suggest that the USA got ABSOLUTELY THROTTLED harder than any team in the past 50 years?
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                • forsberg21
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-23-09
                  • 1851

                  #78
                  Originally posted by CarpeDime
                  USA is #1 not because of soccer!!!

                  were #1 because we KICK ASS IN WARS we INVADE COUNTRIES we TAKE YOUR OIL we KILL WHATEVER ANIMALS WE WANT if we want to eat them or EVEN IF WE JUST WANT TO TAKE PICS WITH THEM with our iphones (which we make other immegrant countries make for us) just like that True American cheerleader from Texas Tech

                  oh yeah and were #1 also because we have a little thing called FREEDOM which other countries WISH they could have and we have it because the Founding Fathers knew that democracy and soventry was great and that communism and soscialism is for LOOOOOOOOSERS and cowards and f&%?*#ts

                  THATS WHY WERE #1 OK????
                  Soventry??? Are you making up words within your run on sentences again? Last time I checked, you need to have a high school degree to post on these forums.

                  Freedom??? LOL, yea right there pal! What about the NSA? TSA? Are those guys still fondling your mother's breasts every time she flies within the USA?
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                  • forsberg21
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-23-09
                    • 1851

                    #79
                    Hey AMERICUNTS: Now They Work For Us!

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                    • ACoochy
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-19-09
                      • 13949

                      #80


                      This thread is hilarious
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                      • 4TH AND STUPID
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-08-09
                        • 2349

                        #81
                        Originally posted by forsberg21
                        That's why more people watched Belgium treat the USA like a little bitch than the NBA Finals.



                        Props to Howard though. That guy made the most saves in a World Cup game in 50 years. But, at the same time, doesn't that in a way suggest that the USA got ABSOLUTELY THROTTLED harder than any team in the past 50 years?
                        usa is a national team and the nba finals is two regional teams and distributed over a 7 game series. use your brain u fukin fruitcake. when you have mlb, nba, nhl, all goin on at the same time and 7 games series you cant take time off to watch every single possible game. on top of that, some people lose interest when their home team is out. OBV everyone is going to watch the national team because there is no indifference, and soccer fans who are not American will watch because its a world cup. your stupid as shit. faggy Europeans, you guys talk so much shit and then go swimming naked with your boys
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                        • 4TH AND STUPID
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-08-09
                          • 2349

                          #82
                          last time I checked usa knocked Ghana and Portugal out of the tournament, almost pulled out a win vs Germany and almost pulled it out vs Belgium. Forsberg mad because americans don't take it in the butt like euros and then claim that its because they are comfortable with their sexuality. lmao
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                          • ByeShea
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-30-08
                            • 8120

                            #83
                            Originally posted by OGUCCI-SBR
                            Now I ain't no dick-ologist but I think it's a well known fact you (USA) are very, very low in that area comparing to South America, Europe (especially Sweden, Holland etc) or Africa. Might be competing (maybe even winning!) with the Asian peckers. Kudos to your colored people population, for keeping you alive.
                            Are you the gay wizard from Harry Potter? You know all things dong.
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                            • RubberKettle
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-28-09
                              • 6421

                              #84
                              Originally posted by I/O
                              this
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                              • daneblazer
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 09-14-08
                                • 27861

                                #85
                                Belgium is good at making waffles & ale, soccer, and being invaded by Germany. Enjoy the moment in the sun.
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                                • packerd_00
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-22-13
                                  • 17820

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by Plaza23
                                  Well, this is true. Only people in America that care about soccer are Moms that want something that will babysit their kids, and high schoolers that cant cut it playing football, basketball, track, or baseball.

                                  Its a garbage sport and will never catch on in the US, no matter how hard the euros and white liberals try to force it on us.
                                  id love to see you walk up to those American players and tell them they arent real athletes.
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                                  • Christopher1991
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 11-04-13
                                    • 579

                                    #87
                                    Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                    USA is #1 because we FUK SH*T UP, PERIOD!

                                    if you piss us off WE WILL FUK UP YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR PEOPLE!

                                    I can't wait for our next war, where will it be??!! I HOPE ITS FUKIN EUROPE!

                                    we fuked up arabs enough for now i think, next i would like to see us put europe in there place a little because as you can see there getting a little uppity!!!

                                    but not use any of our top ammo, i would attack them just with some leftover napalm or something

                                    but that would be awesome, hey france, surprise!!! a little napalm on your ass to remind you who owns you!

                                    and other f&^*t sciocialest countries too like belgum
                                    I hope for your sake it's not those pesky Vietnamese after the lesson they taught you last time.
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                                    • Dmoneytx
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-09-12
                                      • 6450

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by Scratch
                                      The USA wins at things that matter.

                                      Two Time World War Champion!!!

                                      Put that in your crackpipe and smoke it.

                                      USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!



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                                      • THam12
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-12-13
                                        • 12640

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                        USA is #1 because we FUK SH*T UP, PERIOD!

                                        if you piss us off WE WILL FUK UP YOUR COUNTRY OR YOUR PEOPLE!

                                        I can't wait for our next war, where will it be??!! I HOPE ITS FUKIN EUROPE!

                                        we fuked up arabs enough for now i think, next i would like to see us put europe in there place a little because as you can see there getting a little uppity!!!

                                        but not use any of our top ammo, i would attack them just with some leftover napalm or something

                                        but that would be awesome, hey france, surprise!!! a little napalm on your ass to remind you who owns you!

                                        and other f&^*t sciocialest countries too like belgum
                                        Oh my lord. This guy made us look like idiots.
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                                        • ChalkyDog
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 10-02-11
                                          • 9598

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by daneblazer
                                          Belgium is good at making waffles & ale, soccer, and being invaded by Germany. Enjoy the moment in the sun.
                                          And their chicks.

                                          What they do well they do on an elite level - World innovators (maybe except for soccer).
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                                          • forsberg21
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-23-09
                                            • 1851

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                            last time I checked usa knocked Ghana and Portugal out of the tournament, almost pulled out a win vs Germany and almost pulled it out vs Belgium. Forsberg mad because americans don't take it in the butt like euros and then claim that its because they are comfortable with their sexuality. lmao
                                            Almost pulled out a win against Germany?!? LOL! They were DOMINATED BY GERMAN.

                                            They were ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED by Belgium as well.

                                            Also, the USA qualified out of their group on a loss. Get your facts straight and use proper grammar and punctuation when you write. You should have learned this skill in 2nd grade.
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                                            • SamDiamond
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 10-19-12
                                              • 6107

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by forsberg21
                                              Almost pulled out a win against Germany?!? LOL! They were DOMINATED BY GERMAN.

                                              They were ABSOLUTELY DOMINATED by Belgium as well.

                                              Also, the USA qualified out of their group on a loss. Get your facts straight and use proper grammar and punctuation when you write. You should have learned this skill in 2nd grade.
                                              What fuking country does this retard Forsberg call home?

                                              If he's too chicken-sheeite to post it, he can't be that proud.
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                                              • Plaza23
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                                                • 12-29-13
                                                • 7392

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by Christopher1991
                                                I hope for your sake it's not those pesky Vietnamese after the lesson they taught you last time.
                                                The US killed way more North Vietnamese than vice versa.
                                                If you want to go by kill rates, the US won that war in a landslide.

                                                Just because we didnt want to stay until the job was finished does not make us losers in that one.
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                                                • SamDiamond
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                                                  • 10-19-12
                                                  • 6107

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by Plaza23
                                                  The US killed way more North Vietnamese than vice versa.
                                                  If you want to go by kill rates, the US won that war in a landslide.

                                                  Just because we didnt want to stay until the job was finished does not make us losers in that one.
                                                  Right you are Plaza.

                                                  1,011,000 North Vietnamese/Viet Kong killed.

                                                  58,300 Americans killed.
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                                                  • Christopher1991
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 11-04-13
                                                    • 579

                                                    #95
                                                    Wars have never been decided by which side had the least casualties,if that was the case Britian would of won the war of Independence and Germany and the central powers would have been deemed to be victorious in ww1.The victor is the one who achieves their aim,which North Vietnam did by uniting the whole of the country under the flag of communism.How you can argue that the US won that war is beyond me.
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                                                    • Plaza23
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                                                      • 12-29-13
                                                      • 7392

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by Christopher1991
                                                      Wars have never been decided by which side had the least casualties,if that was the case Britian would of won the war of Independence and Germany and the central powers would have been deemed to be victorious in ww1.The victor is the one who achieves their aim,which North Vietnam did by uniting the whole of the country under the flag of communism.How you can argue that the US won that war is beyond me.
                                                      If you want to say that the South Vietnamese lost the war after the US pulled most of their troops out, then go ahead. The South Vietnamese did lose. But while the US was there fighting, the US dominated that war and its seen in the overwhelming casualty rates. The US has never lost a war. When the US pulls out of places, then the places it once defended sometimes lose (see South Vietnam, Iraq today). But the US itself, no. Most powerful military in the world and has never lost.
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                                                      • Cuse0323
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-09-09
                                                        • 30169

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                                        What fuking country does this retard Forsberg call home?

                                                        If he's too chicken-sheeite to post it, he can't be that proud.
                                                        Canada.

                                                        Good to see you back, forsberg. See things haven't changed much.
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                                                        • dlunc3
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 10-31-09
                                                          • 9129

                                                          #98
                                                          How is Canada doing in the World Cup?
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                                                          • Cappinpicks
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-11-10
                                                            • 14986

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by k13
                                                            Just dumb as OP.

                                                            Baseball , ball , stick and dirt. Broke dickkk Latinos dominate
                                                            Basketball, ball, net. Poor negros dominate.

                                                            Only hockey you need be rich and white to have chance.
                                                            huh? Everyone can afford a glove/bat/balls? Tennis you need expens. racket plenty others
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                                                            • SamDiamond
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                                                              • 10-19-12
                                                              • 6107

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                              Canada.

                                                              Good to see you back, forsberg. See things haven't changed much.
                                                              Fuking Canada?

                                                              Holy fuk.
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                                                              • Cuse0323
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-09-09
                                                                • 30169

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                                                Fuking Canada?

                                                                Holy fuk.
                                                                Funny, eh...talking shit about soccer.
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                                                                • SamDiamond
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-19-12
                                                                  • 6107

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by Christopher1991
                                                                  Wars have never been decided by which side had the least casualties,if that was the case Britian would of won the war of Independence and Germany and the central powers would have been deemed to be victorious in ww1.The victor is the one who achieves their aim,which North Vietnam did by uniting the whole of the country under the flag of communism.How you can argue that the US won that war is beyond me.
                                                                  That is a fraction of the story.

                                                                  The reasons the United States did not achieve their objection in the Vietnam War had more to do with political unrest in the United States than military might.

                                                                  It also didn't help that the South Vietnamese were as weak as they were.

                                                                  If the United States had the public support to set up camp in South Vietnam..... Saigon would never have fallen, we would likely still be there today.
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                                                                  • jpot34
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 04-24-07
                                                                    • 1391

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                                    Canada.

                                                                    Good to see you back, forsberg. See things haven't changed much.




                                                                    Why does a Canadian hate Americans so much? He can hate the gov., but why the citizens? I'm not fond of the America gov., myself!
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                                                                    • muldoon
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-04-10
                                                                      • 4397

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by jpot34
                                                                      Why does a Canadian hate Americans so much? He can hate the gov., but why the citizens? I'm not fond of the America gov., myself!
                                                                      He doesn't. It's just low level trolling.

                                                                      A Canadian who chooses the handle of a Euro hockey player, calls out Americans for not excelling in a tournament his own country didn't even qualify for.

                                                                      Level 1 trolling. Still works, but D- for effort.
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                                                                      • You mad bro
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                                                                        • 01-15-12
                                                                        • 16641

                                                                        #105
                                                                        this guy wants to talk about history yet doesnt know anything about history

                                                                        what a clown
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