TEXAS--5mike5

[DiggityDaggityDo]

wanna know when U KNOW FOR A FACT ur the BITCH of the house besides when u do ALL the cooking, do ALL the dishes, and ALL the laundry, and do ALL the cleaning by urself?

the last slap in the face was having to buy tampons again (while guy is laughing at me at the store) today AND paying her victoria's secret bill in person

im ashamed of myself.....besdies the cooking, and i good cook and dont want her cooking...i keep us looking slim and good, even though i hate healthy food

Good for you for cooking/eating healthy. You gotta keep that figure mike.

[5mike5]

wanna know when U KNOW FOR A FACT ur the BITCH of the house besides when u do ALL the cooking, do ALL the dishes, and ALL the laundry, and do ALL the cleaning by urself?

the last slap in the face was having to buy tampons again (while guy is laughing at me at the store) today AND paying her victoria's secret bill in person

im ashamed of myself.....besdies the cooking, and i good cook and dont want her cooking...i keep us looking slim and good, even though i hate healthy food

[5mike5]

is poker still giving away money?

i've only had less than 1 hour to play today....dont worry im gonna get on there

I put $20 bucks in there and won $64.00 and cashed out in about the only hour i had to play so far today...which is way down but still winning..played joker poker and double bonus poker same 2 games

and even last 2 days there was ups and downs u just had to wether the downs of 20-30 minutes...several times i lost 100s without winning, but thern boom another wi9ndfall would start...as i have said, as long as u have the balls to double up...the least i would ever take is 96 coins ($24).....and i [play 3,4,5 coins at a time...5 is max...u can also play $1 coins and play up to $5 a hand but i never did


Jayhorne got on there and was playing 3 handed joker poker and won $100 with 4 kings right off the bat..LOL...i was sending him pics everytime i was hitting huge hands so he had to jump in and play

3 and 5 handed play i tried 2-3 hands but i didnt understand it...maybe same thing just 3 diff hands but just eqasier for me to stick to 1 hand at a time..LOL

ill really see if it is tonight

[flyboy]

is poker still giving away money?

[5mike5]

Damn Mikey... Hell of a weekend you are having!

biggest weekend i may have ever had without a CUP race involved....at least in a VERY longtime but when u dont bet any other sports really guess that's no surprise

now CUP race winning weekends that's a different story

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Damn Mikey... Hell of a weekend you are having!

[5mike5]

my sbr buddy KCburg just texted me out of nowhere bet WPS on this horse @ 8-1 on NBCsports so i did and he won!!!! i threw just $5 bucks on him and paid me almost $100 on the win, place, show

good grief the luck i'm having at anything and everything this weekend (well his luck but i did follow and never bet horse racing)

it was just fun is all with nothing to do on a boring sSaturday afternoon

hell u guys might want MY OPINION on the ncaa games tonight!!! (just kidding by the way)

[shaunovery]

oh hell yeah...nothing better than that after working ur arse off for months

Of course 16 days of rest

[5mike5]

Doesn't matter if we run Monday I'm on 2 weeks holiday

oh hell yeah...nothing better than that after working ur arse off for months

[shaunovery]

Doesn't matter if we run Monday I'm on 2 weeks holiday

[5mike5]

how do I get to joker poker? which is the good game to play? only in grand casino?

hell i never played before i gave my woman $10.00 thursday night cause she plays machines when we go on trips for me to play poker, and hit a royal flush with just $0.75 cents left..lol....and last 2 days ive hit them for almost 5,000....ive hit royals, 5 of a kind 3 times i think and doubled once...the key to poker is u HAVE to have the steel balls to double up into the 100s...i started with 3 last night and ended up over 500...if u dont do that u will never win

caution: i would never advise any1 to play any online casino...they are all rigged imo....but i just couldn't lose...period...everything i did won and won big....i mean i doubled off 192 and 394 and lost of course, byt i kept on getting those chances even if i started at 6, 9, or 18 i would double up 4,5,6,7 times to get back there again and again

but yes its the grand casino.....i only played 2 games...joker poker and double bonus poker....and either 3-5 (max) betsm (i was using quarters but u can use up to $5 coins)

i still say it was a comspiracy or the thing was broken to pay all over the place...because ive never played online casinos in at least 7-8 yers and never at 5dimes for sure...so iot wasnt like it ws evenin me out or giving me a winning day for being a casino losing junkie

[5mike5]

oh yeah looking like a monday race....which im fine with...forecast has looked like that for days now for tomorrow

i always like waking up, eating brerakfast, start betting even more than i did on sunday, and having an early noon start time

im with it, lets go for MONDAY!

[yisman]

They got qualifying in, but:

http://beyondtheflag.com/2014/04/05/nascar-weather-update-duck-commader-500-texas/

The forecast for Saturday looks promising. There is a chance of rain late in the day but it shouldn’t impact qualifying or practice. The forecast for Sunday isn’t as bright. According to the National Weather Service there is currently a 90 percent chance of rain on Sunday. The storm system is expected to be around the track for most of the early afternoon and possibly into the early evening. As the evening progresses the forecast currently calls for the rain to end and most of Sunday night into Monday morning looks clear.
The one good thing for NASCAR is that Texas Motor Speedway has lights. Therefore, NASCAR could hold off and run the race under the lights. Friday nights Nationwide event, which was won by Chase Elliot, wrapped up just before midnight. There is no reason to think NASCAR wouldn’t be willing to run a similar time schedule to get the Sprint Cup race in.
Although the weather looks ominous now, things obviously do change. Hopefully the storm will come earlier in the day or miss the track completely. However if the rains do come, expect a long delay and a lot of Michael Waltrip and company trying to entertain all of us.

[yisman]

how do I get to joker poker? which is the good game to play? only in grand casino?

[5mike5]

imk getting ready to check and see if my 2 casino games are still on fire...the mike can win as much as he wants switch is still on,. the story he will never forget...ect ect

wont use much trying because im smart enough to know im not losing even 3-5% back trying to see if its hot again....

i added up what i was up for my 2 days of playing it.......im still in shock....mid 4-figures on an online casino just playing cards and having the big brass balls to double up on every hand is unheard-of...no progessives or jackots ect ect...just old fashion kicking their asses....hell i convinced jay the WIN switch was on and he even got in on it...cant believe more of u bums missed out on free $$$$$...and ALOT of it

lets see if it has it 3 days in a row

but wont try til later this evening

[5mike5]

i might try something different today...and i'm not really sure on what yet, but i might try to start an open parlay...maybe on the ncaa tourney or a prop from it since i'm sure that's all that will be on ..+odds of course to pair with tomorrow's CUP race since there is no sat racing action today....

if any1 sees anything let me know so can have a look at it....

[5mike5]

Ya probly stupid telemarketers. Well it is finally nice up here for once. I'm going flying for a while then get back and figure out who I'm going to pick for this race!

be safe in the skies buddy!!!

its a beautiful day here too

[5mike5]

Dayum. All 3 Gibbs cars look like being knocked out in first round of qualifying with 5 mins left

they have looked awful all weekend

their odds sure are gonna be alot better though...could shine by the time comes to win the race, lots and lots will happen between now and then....remember last weekend for example

[flyboy]

i migfht have by accident but i dont thing so buddy...i just checked the, phone and it didn't say it dialed ya

Ya probly stupid telemarketers. Well it is finally nice up here for once. I'm going flying for a while then get back and figure out who I'm going to pick for this race!

[Optional]

Dayum. All 3 Gibbs cars look like being knocked out in first round of qualifying with 5 mins left

[5mike5]

Mike, did you call me from a different number? I missed a call and caller ID said knoxville. Your the only one I know in that area. But no message was left so maybe it was just a telemarketer bullshit call.

i might have by accident but i dont think so buddy...i just checked the phone and it didn't say it dialed ya so def wasn't me buddy

if u want to hear my sweet voice just ask next time

[flyboy]

Mike, did you call me from a different number? I missed a call and caller ID said knoxville. Your the only one I know in that area. But no message was left so maybe it was just a telemarketer bullshit call.

[5mike5]

He said he was in LA for a few days a couple of days ago.

Oh ok well that explains it.

Thank opti

[Optional]

He said he was in LA for a few days a couple of days ago.

[5mike5]

Anybody hard from vegas39?? He hasn't been posting here which is odd and hasn't returned by texts in days either which is also odd. If anybody hears from him let me know I'm getting little worried about him and/or his family. Thanks

[Sgt.Pem]

Hey everyone...long time NASCAR bettor, but never ventured into forums like this. Looks like a fun place to talk with folks who like tossing around some coin on cars haha.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm about tired of rain. It seems like the last 35 races have had the possibility of rain, and this Sunday is no different!


Just finished watching practice #2. Biffle posted a decent time. Saw a couple of you guys taking him to win. Seems like a live dog there.

I can't lie, I played Johnson at 5/1, I rarely play drivers at those type of odds, but after having the last 2 races snatched away from him, I can see him coming out and dominating. And plus, I played Kurt Busch Last week at 40/1, so I'm not gonna get greedy and chase more longshots lol!

Lets get this qualifying order set, and go to work guys! Good luck this weekend.

[5mike5]

Thanks bud... The way your weekend has went, I would be an idiot not to tail every pick you make Sunday

we will pick together!!!

well mostly

[5mike5]

im just gonna test it out very small and see if its still running, if not im finished with the online casinos for another 5-7 years

if its hot, i keep rolling

either way, a BIG BIG thank you to tony from 5dimes! i owe ya a beer pal

[JayHorne3]

I told I guys but nobody listened. If u knew my total for the last 2 days u would have sat there for 19 hrs like I did!!!! Lol

nice job easy. East $125,00 buddy

Thanks bud... The way your weekend has went, I would be an idiot not to tail every pick you make Sunday

[5mike5]

Holy S$$$. I found some of Mike's luck. Collected a smooth 500 coins from this. A little over a $100. Thanks Mike for getting me to play

I told I guys but nobody listened. If u knew my total for the last 2 days u would have sat there for 19 hrs like I did!!!! Lol

nice job easy. East $125,00 buddy

[JayHorne3]

Good night guys!

[JayHorne3]

Holy S$$$. I found some of Mike's luck. Collected a smooth 500 coins from this. A little over a $100. Thanks Mike for getting me to play

[uncle vinny]

I guess the good news is that i dont have to explain to my source why jr didnt win

[5mike5]

Good wins Elliot backers. Can't believe I did not take him this week. However, I am quickly becoming one of his biggest fans!

thanks, i actually didnt think he had much of a chance to tell u the truth with 4 guy guys in the race who are all good at this racetrack....

but at +1800 on raceday, you know me i'm always going to throw in an underdog or 2 no matter if its a Cup race or a nationwide race

[shaunovery]

Better go back to sleep now up to work in 2 hrs

Biggest betting race in the year today in the uk it's the grand national off at 1115et not sure if any of you guys have seen it before