Cousin Gabe's picks for UFC on FX 5 and other sh!t

[gabe]

Well I don't know enough about all the bitching and where it came from to comment, but thanks for making your feelings on Volk clear. Saved my night. How do you feel about Silva/Fitch?

Leaning toward Fitch, expecting a 3 round dry hump. If Brenneman had the balls Fitch does, he would have won that fight.

Disregard posters like Dirty X. He's an alcoholic gambling addict who couldn't handicap an MMA fight to save his life. He's an unsuccessful gambler, and that's all. He comes here and begs everyone else for advice, then turns around and shits on people who actually contribute. (me, sideloaded, etc.)

[DirtyX]

1- Dirty X calls me a liar (couple months ago) and says I didn't post my plays before the events
2- I show the idiot that I did post them before the events. Not only that, people tailed me and won, and commented in my thread saying so.
3- He apologizes, says he didn't see my posts.
4- Starts messaging me and asking for my thoughts week after week.
5- Repeat.

LOL

ShotgunRua said he has been lurking on the forum, so I'm sure he knows I haven't lied about a thing. What is there to lie about? I create a thread BEFORE the event and post my picks BEFORE the event. Otherwise, what's the point? I've said it before, and I'll say it again: you are truly a MORON.

Done with you, short mexican troll.

"This isn't a hobby for me, this is skill, and if you haven't noticed by now you are an Idiot!" - Gabe




That is the type of narcissism that Gabe spews.

[DirtyX]

I've hit so many 6-8 teamers that I lost count a long time ago.

I've posted a lot of them on here.

They're not, if you're the average person, but they are if you're me. Most people rarely hit them, if ever, whereas I hit them regularly. I would have easily hit a couple 6 team MMA parlays this past weekend, but my current books don't allow MMA parlays. Need to find one that does.

This isn't just a hobby for me, it's a skill. I wouldn't waste my time (and money) if I wasn't doing so well at it. You guys have a "bankroll" you play with, like a hobby. For me, it's my bread and butter. Until I get something else going, anyway.

No shit, sherlock. That's why I said it's not JUST a hobby... for me, it's both. I believe it is something I'm good at. Over and over and over again, for 4 years now, I have steadily profited...

V laughs his ass off, meanwhile I continue to be on the right side of plays he is on the losing side of... and I keep saying this over and over again all the time, because it keeps continuing to be true... Keep laughing, V. This statement was true when I first said it, and it's true today. (last time being the zaromskis fight)

This is the type of garbage that you can look forward to with Gabers.

[gabe]

This is the type of garbage that you can look forward to with Gabers.

Um... ok. Again: AN IDIOT. lol

You just made a post that meant nothing. Quoting me defending myself... You don't like that I'm so confident in myself when it comes to MMA handicapping? Then stop asking me for my advice. Go ask someone who isn't confident in himself. Idiot.

[gabe]

I've helped DirtyX make money before, and he is an ungrateful troll. I even went out of my way to send him a play that I didn't wanna post on the board yet, because the line wasn't released yet. I took time to respond to the guy every time he reached out to me. Then he says shit like this. That is what a scumbag is.

ShotgunRua saw what I was saying, followed the play I was very confident in, it saved his night, and he came out and said it.

If it was DirtyX whos night I helped save, he would still be talking shit. Scum will be scum will be scum. lol

[ShotgunRua]

You know if one of you stops responding to the other, this won't continue...? Unless you guys are enjoying yourselves in which case go for it ha ha.

[DirtyX]

I've helped DirtyX make money before, and he is an ungrateful troll. I even went out of my way to send him a play that I didn't wanna post on the board yet, because the line wasn't released yet. I took time to respond to the guy every time he reached out to me. Then he says shit like this. That is what a scumbag is.

ShotgunRua saw what I was saying, followed the play I was very confident in, it saved his night, and he came out and said it.

If it was DirtyX whos night I helped save, he would still be talking shit. Scum will be scum will be scum. lol

Dude, not once did I say that you don't know MMA, nor did I say that you don't have skill. My point is that you should let your plays speak for themselves instead of sucking your own dick and screaming how you are the greatest. It is what it is, but I think you take my comments too personally. Calm yourself, smoke some of that kush and relax cousin. I respek your knowledge, although I may despise how you feel the need to say how you're the GOAT. Peace be upon you.

[gabe]

Dude, not once did I say that you don't know MMA, nor did I say that you don't have skill. My point is that you should let your plays speak for themselves instead of sucking your own dick and screaming how you are the greatest. It is what it is, but I think you take my comments too personally. Calm yourself, smoke some of that kush and relax cousin. I respek your knowledge, although I may despise how you feel the need to say how you're the GOAT. Peace be upon you.

Let's say you hit 6-8 team parlays on a regular basis, but you've hardly received any props for 'em... then someone else hits one, and everybody acts like they'd never seen it before. Wouldn't you feel the need to speak out and say "Hello, I'm right here, I've been hitting those regularly, how have you not noticed?"

Why do you find it weird that I get offended for being overlooked? Any sane person would.

[gabe]

Apologize to me and we'll make up over beers and hookers in Vegas.

[DirtyX]

Let's say you hit 6-8 team parlays on a regular basis, but you've hardly received any props for 'em... then someone else hits one, and everybody acts like they'd never seen it before. Wouldn't you feel the need to speak out and say "Hello, I'm right here, I've been hitting those regularly, how have you not noticed?"

Why do you find it weird that I get offended for being overlooked? Any sane person would.

I think as far as picks go, you are one of the best ones on here. Jesus also comes to mind, Big Day also. Don't trip player, I respek your skills, but imo, I would watch how you come off when you are celebrating. It also feels so much more rewarding when others give you props without you saying anything. I like the way you have recently been laying out your plays before the event, with a little breakdown, well done. I would recommend adding the dollar amounts so people can actually see how much you have profited. If you don't specify, then it's easy to see why people may be skeptical when you say, "Oh I hit that for $500", but when you did your plays, you never said $500... I don't think you are over looked at all. We have all seem to have had a shitty weekend, so obviously nobody is going to give you props when you didn't come up big. Later sk8ter, take a bongload and be sure to PM me your picks for 153.. LOL. I like Silva and Maia.. What do you think???

[DirtyX]

I will apologize as long as your promise to bring your Kush also. Beers, bitches and kush.

[gabe]

I think as far as picks go, you are one of the best ones on here. Jesus also comes to mind, Big Day also. Don't trip player, I respek your skills, but imo, I would watch how you come off when you are celebrating. It also feels so much more rewarding when others give you props without you saying anything. I like the way you have recently been laying out your plays before the event, with a little breakdown, well done. I would recommend adding the dollar amounts so people can actually see how much you have profited. If you don't specify, then it's easy to see why people may be skeptical when you say, "Oh I hit that for $500", but when you did your plays, you never said $500... I don't think you are over looked at all. We have all seem to have had a shitty weekend, so obviously nobody is going to give you props when you didn't come up big. Later sk8ter, take a bongload and be sure to PM me your picks for 153.. LOL. I like Silva and Maia.. What do you think???

Can't place dollar amounts for every bet like I used to, 'cos I have smaller accounts than I did before. I have to wait til I win before placing my next bets. But if you look in this thread, I have my tickets posted for my tennis plays where I made a large profit. I've told you before, it shouldn't matter how much I'm personally betting. My judgement/opinion/prediction is what matters. I tail some cappers on college football. They don't say how much they're personally risking, and I never think to ask, nor do I care. Maybe he's only betting $20 because it's all he can afford, and if he had 10 grand, he'd be betting 10 grand instead... doesn't make a dif. His confidence in the plays is all I care about.

Also, if you go back to my very first thread for the UFC in New Orleans card, you will notice I gave out my plays pretty much the same way I did on this last card... Done it that way for most cards. Some cards I just gave out the picks. It really depends on how lazy I'm feeling. Sometimes I'll write a lot, give full on predictions, and other times I'll just shoot out my picks 'cos I don't really wanna bother writing... that's why it takes me several posts to give out all my picks now. I'm too lazy to write all of them up in 1 post lol

[gabe]

I will apologize as long as your promise to bring your Kush also. Beers, bitches and kush.

i always got the OG

[gabe]

8-3 so far for this week in NFL... 1 play left: Saints ML

[DirtyX]

i always got the OG

You go to the clinics or you got a solid hook?

[Beelzebubzy]

8-3 so far for this week in NFL... 1 play left: Saints ML

on this too. best of luck gabe

[gabe]

You go to the clinics or you got a solid hook?

got the hook at the clinics

[gabe]

on this too. best of luck gabe

you too

[Grabaka]

on this too. best of luck gabe

Me too best of luck amigos...im gonna double my bet amount since i see you guys on it too.

[Grabaka]

Ups, too late.

[Grabaka]

New Orleans Saints Pk	$332.50	150
New Orleans Saints Pk	$50.00	118
New Orleans Saints Pk	$17.50	-110

[Grabaka]

San Francisco 49ers -11.5 + New Orleans Saints -3.5

$50.00

310

[Grabaka]

San Diego Chargers Pk

$50.00

215

[gabe]

$$$

[gabe]

9-3 on the week, final play for week 5:

Straight bet
[436] ny jets +330
150/490

[gabe]

there's no way defacto would go this long without posting if his account wasn't suspended from posting lol, guess the mods caught up to his sh!t

[Vaughany]

Let's say you hit 6-8 team parlays on a regular basis, but you've hardly received any props for 'em... then someone else hits one, and everybody acts like they'd never seen it before. Wouldn't you feel the need to speak out and say "Hello, I'm right here, I've been hitting those regularly, how have you not noticed?"

Why do you find it weird that I get offended for being overlooked? Any sane person would.

[gabe]

lmao

[gabe]

San Diego Chargers Pk

$50.00

215

what is this bullshit?

[Grabaka]

what is this bullshit?

I realized i was being cocky ala Gabe and hedged off 50 so i didnt get a heart attack.
Still +677 cuisine.

[gabe]

I realized i was being cocky ala Gabe and hedged off 50 so i didnt get a heart attack.
Still +677 cuisine.

It ain't cockiness, it's confidence, son!

[sideloaded]

Gabe f-ck the haters, I posted that the Stephens fight was happening because thats what dana said on fuel tv and 3 days after the event smart asses are trying to play the gotcha game with me. This place is a f-cking wasteland of degenerates taking their anger out on people after their stupid bets lost.

[gabe]

Gabe f-ck the haters, I posted that the Stephens fight was happening because thats what dana said on fuel tv and 3 days after the event smart asses are trying to play the gotcha game with me. This place is a f-cking wasteland of degenerates taking their anger out on people after their stupid bets lost.

haha big time

[DirtyX]

Gabe f-ck the haters, I posted that the Stephens fight was happening because thats what dana said on fuel tv and 3 days after the event smart asses are trying to play the gotcha game with me. This place is a f-cking wasteland of degenerates taking their anger out on people after their stupid bets lost.

No this place is a wasteland full of 13 year old trolls who talk shit, and only bet on Women's MMA. Don't believe everything Dana says Sideloaded. It's kinda like last year when you found out Santa Claus wasn't real, it's heart breaking, but welcome to the real world little kid.

[DirtyX]

And Gabe,.... Nice job on NFL, I saw that you killed it, well done. See you get props.. That Saints game was crazy though, can't believe they pulled through with that aweful defense.