Cousin Gabe's picks for UFC on FX 5 and other sh!t

[Vaughany]

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Rams win 17-3, easy $

hit em straight too at +107 and +112

Nice hit Gabers. What about Auburn? Sideloaded said Arkansas were gonna get destroyed

[gabe]

Nice hit Gabers. What about Auburn? Sideloaded said Arkansas were gonna get destroyed

Tailing him on that, got em in a parlay with Utah and Stanford. Utah hit already.

[Vaughany]

Oh auburn game hasnt happened yet

[gabe]

Naw. tomorrow, my cous.

[gabe]

I mean sat.

[gabe]

$1.00	$182.22	Pending	16 Team Parlay
				Pending	10/7/12 1:00pm NFL Football 418 New York Giants -370* vs Cleveland Browns
				Pending	10/7/12 4:25pm NFL Football 429 Denver Broncos +10 -190* vs New England Patriots
				Pending	10/6/12 7:00pm College Football 324 Cincinnati U -1100* vs Miami Ohio
				Pending	10/6/12 12:00pm College Football 362 Auburn -5½ -170* vs Arkansas
				Pending	10/6/12 3:00pm College Football 370 Stanford -345* vs Arizona U
				Pending	10/6/12 3:00pm College Football 374 Toledo -450* vs Central Michigan
				Pending	10/5/12 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Travis Browne -225* vs Antonio Silva
				Pending	10/5/12 8:30pm UFC Fighting 1202 Josh Neer -290* vs Justin Edwards
				Pending	10/5/12 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1401 Jeremy Stephens -235* vs Yves Edwards
				Pending	10/5/12 6:00pm UFC Fighting 1702 Jacob Volkmann -210* vs Shane Roller
				Pending	10/13/12 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1502 Demian Maia -140* vs Rick Story
				Pending	11/9/12 9:00pm UFC Fighting 1002 Rich Franklin -280* vs Cung Le
				Pending	12/8/12 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1101 Alexander Gustafsson -200* vs Mauricio Rua
				Pending	12/29/12 11:00pm UFC Fighting 1102 Chael Sonnen -280* vs Forrest Griffin
				Pending	12/29/12 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1302 Chris Weidman -475* vs Tim Boetsch
				Pending	12/8/12 11:00pm Props Fighting 1003 Diaz/Henderson goes 5 round distance -210* vs Fight won't go 5 round distance

[gabe]

#4) Marcus Levesseur -105 > Carlo Prater
Might want to hold back and see if he falls to +110 or better... Really good chance this becomes a dryhump clinic. If he avoids sub attempts from Prater's guard, he should be fine.

#5) Bart Palaszewski +160 > Diego Nunes
Diego is a technical striker, and Bart likes to brawl. He will get on the inside, and do damage to Nunes.

#6) Aaron Simpson +140 > Mike Pierce
I was hoping money would come in on Pierce rather than Simpson, but oh well. I believe Simpson is the more talented, versatile fighter. He is also a lot smarter than Pierce. He should be able to get a win here.

Rest, soon...

#7) Travis Browne -215 > Antonio Silva
Browne's speed and power will be the difference in this match-up. Silva doesn't deal well with opponents who are quick and set a fast pace, and Browne does just that. He is a freak athlete, and is very quick. Look for Browne to get an early finish.

#8) John Dodson -210 > Jussier Formiga
Dodson is faster, and the superior striker. That is reason enough to go with him, but I'm on him mostly as a gut play. I see Mighty Mouse vs Dodson, not Mighty Mouse vs Formiga. I could be in for a surprise, but doubt it. (well, it would indeed be a surprise since I doubt it lol)

#9-- I was planning on skipping Castillo vs Johnson and just enjoying it, but I can't pass up Danny Castillo at +145, especially when I had him capped at -200. I might actually end up going pretty big on this. It really is a great line.

Gonna have a small play on Jay Hieron, I see value in that.

I know nothing about Phil Harris, but I might end up putting something small on him. Stupid to bet against D.U., though. He's been so dominant in every mathc-up! V, tell me about this Brit. I was too busy with other friends, and never bothered to look into him.

[gabe]

up huge so far this week... lookin forward to the FX card... gonna play around with these too:

STRAIGHT BET
[4455] K. NISHIKORI +225
(K. NISHIKORI vrs T. BERDYCH)
220/490

STRAIGHT BET
[4052] Z. ZHANG +375
(F. MAYER vrs Z. ZHANG)
200/750

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Vaughany]

#7) Travis Browne -215 > Antonio Silva
Browne's speed and power will be the difference in this match-up. Silva doesn't deal well with opponents who are quick and set a fast pace, and Browne does just that. He is a freak athlete, and is very quick. Look for Browne to get an early finish.

#8) John Dodson -210 > Jussier Formiga
Dodson is faster, and the superior striker. That is reason enough to go with him, but I'm on him mostly as a gut play. I see Mighty Mouse vs Dodson, not Mighty Mouse vs Formiga. I could be in for a surprise, but doubt it. (well, it would indeed be a surprise since I doubt it lol)

#9-- I was planning on skipping Castillo vs Johnson and just enjoying it, but I can't pass up Danny Castillo at +145, especially when I had him capped at -200. I might actually end up going pretty big on this. It really is a great line.

Gonna have a small play on Jay Hieron, I see value in that.

I know nothing about Phil Harris, but I might end up putting something small on him. Stupid to bet against D.U., though. He's been so dominant in every mathc-up! V, tell me about this Brit. I was too busy with other friends, and never bothered to look into him.

Harris has slipped under my radar too I'm afraid. All I know is that he's beaten some mediocre competition and also lost against average competition, although he has been fighting bigger guys like Grimshaw who fight at 145.

[Vaughany]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Mayer won easily in end? Still, couple hundred profit, nice

[gabe]

Mayer won easily in end? Still, couple hundred profit, nice

another $290 to add to the weeks profits... been doing well all week, really hope it continues with UFC...

[gabe]

$2.75	$121.50	Pending	7 Team Parlay
				Pending	10/5/12 9:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Travis Browne -225* vs Antonio Silva
				Pending	10/5/12 8:30pm UFC Fighting 1202 Josh Neer -290* vs Justin Edwards
				Pending	10/5/12 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1401 Jeremy Stephens -235* vs Yves Edwards
				Pending	10/5/12 7:00pm UFC Fighting 1502 Danny Castillo +145* vs Michael Johnson
				Pending	10/5/12 6:00pm UFC Fighting 1702 Jacob Volkmann -210* vs Shane Roller
				Pending	10/5/12 4:30pm UFC Fighting 1951 Marcus LeVesseur -130* vs Carlo Prater
				Pending	10/5/12 4:00pm UFC Fighting 1975 Aaron Simpson +155* vs Mike Pierce

[sideloaded]

Dude your stats are inflated and exaggerated. Anyone who can even get 55% of their picks correct is doing extremely well. You are claiming to be 20 and 6 or whatever the hell you posted and then 19-6 in Strikeforce.. LOL. Damn cousin, why don't you just quit you fawking job and do this skill full time? Anyways Mr. Great Gabers, I think you are full of shit, and Jesus would put you to shame as far as this skill goes. You are a parlay chaser, and you are only lying to yourself cousin. Do you know your MMA, sure, do I read your opinions, yes indeed, but don't try and claim that you are getting 75% of your picks correct. Because if that is true, then you are a dumbass for not quitting your job and going pro bro.

[gabe]

$3.00

$11.46

Pending

10/5/12 6:00pm Props Fighting 1707 Palaszewski wins by 3 round decision +382* vs Not Palaszewski by 3 round decision

[DeFactoCrippler]

Yeah gabe don't pay any attention to the haters, brah. They are just jealous of your stunning looks, razor sharp wit, and material wealth.

[gabe]

Yeah gabe don't pay any attention to the haters, brah. They are just jealous of your stunning looks, razor sharp wit, and material wealth.

i consistently get hot broads, and kill performing comedy in front of crowds of hundreds, so i agree with you about my good looks and humor.

but jeez, you get more and more unfunny with every post. i went from enjoying your posts to sincerely feeling sorry for you. it was only a couple days ago when i used to enjoy seeing "last post by defacto crippler" - you were funny. you have really changed my mind about that. if you're gonna come at me, then be funny. lately, you've been painfully unfunny. not even worth responding to.

PS- I don't get the turban on the head. Armenians have never worn a turban lol Armenia is not in the desert and Armenians are Christian. Guess you're just really dumb? LOL @ "guess"

[DeFactoCrippler]

You're right, I didn't go 12-4 this past weekend, even though I posted all the plays online. I guess that didn't happen.

I don't have a job. I can't quit what I don't have lol

Dude, I was liking you up til now, and didn't say anything the numerous times you've said retarded shit. Even when others were shitting on you. You are a real idiot. I'm done with your dumb ass.

Lol, if you are going to continue to post your imaginary bets can you at least stop with the "I like you". I don't think dirtyx cares. You told me about ten times how you liked me and thought I was funny. I just kept thinking to himself what a pathetic little armo rat.

Only person that wants people to like him around here is you. "Please tail me". "I hope some tailed me". "Did you tail me cuzzzzin". Pathetic shit bro. Just stop it.

[Vaughany]

i consistently get hot broads, and kill performing comedy in front of crowds of hundreds, so i agree with you about my good looks and humor.

but jeez, you get more and more unfunny with every post. i went from enjoying your posts to sincerely feeling sorry for you. it was only a couple days ago when i used to enjoy seeing "last post by defacto crippler" - you were funny. you have really changed my mind about that. if you're gonna come at me, then be funny. lately, you've been painfully unfunny. not even worth responding to.

PS- I don't get the turban on the head. Armenians have never worn a turban lol Armenia is not in the desert and Armenians are Christian. Guess you're just really dumb? LOL @ "guess"

LMAO another one for the Wannabet Meme!

[gabe]

Skipping Harris/Uyenoyama, no bet on Harris.

[DeFactoCrippler]

LMAO another one for the Wannabet Meme!

[Beelzebubzy]

Can we all just respek each other

[gabe]

LMAO another one for the Wannabet Meme!

maybe he can put it on a pic of one of the chicks bl0win me

[gabe]

Can we all just respek each other

lol you have to realize that there are people who feel like "manlets" on the inside and have empty lives, so it results in trolling and talking shit online. i would bet my bottom dollar that this clown has been picked on his entire life. odds for that would be like -5000, but i'd still pound it.

[DeFactoCrippler]

maybe he can put it on a pic of one of the chicks bl0win me

ok gabe is officially the charlie zelenoff of sbr

lol inb4 gabe's dad

[gabe]

lol post more essays and youtube videos. loser.

[gabe]

no live betting on 5d?

[Vaughany]

Lmao

[PunisherIND]

no live betting on 5d?

should have for the main card on fx

[DeFactoCrippler]

lol post more essays and youtube videos. loser.

post more imaginary picks so vaughany can jerk you off cause sbr needs the traffic.

[Vaughany]

lol

[sideloaded]

arkansas really is a dumpster fire, I dont know why the line is moving the other way

[gabe]

lol

I am shocked at the things u find funny

[El Nino]

arkansas really is a dumpster fire, I dont know why the line is moving the other way

This isn't the Auburns of past. They aren't that good either.

[gabe]

got auburn as a needed leg in an 8 teamer, they better cover, or i'm raping sideloaded

[Luca Fury]

#3) Josh Neer -280 > Justin Edwards
I think Justin might be related to Yves. Not sure. Anyway, both are going to lose. Neer is the better fighter, and has many paths to victory. He will probably take one, since he can't take two. I can't predict how he'll win, but he'll win.

Neer ripped you. I didn't bet him because the price was too high for my liking, but he should have won that fight. And even if he lost, it shouldn't have been by sub since he had the better BJJ. Instead, he let Edwards apply the guillotine and then did nothing to defend it. He didn't even try to do anything, not even a desperation slam. It was puzzling to watch transpire.

I'm mad just because I don't like seeing fighters do dumb stuff like that and not live up to their potential, but if I bet on Neer, I'd be PISSED!