Cousin Gabe's picks for UFC on FX 5 and other sh!t

[Vaughany]

WTF? Don't twist my words. I grew up an Armenian, around Armenians. It's common knowledge that Armenians don't hit women. Yes, a lot of Armenians are controlling and over-protective, but they don't lift a hand. If one hits his wife, his friends will likely kick his ass so he won't do it again. My dads sister (my aunt) was abused by her husband, my dad went to Armenia and kicked his ass. lol- it's only alcoholics that are abusive, and they are in every race... fewer amongst armenians than again, americans and the irish

Is that because your dad and people you know around you are more Americanized though?

[gabe]

Gabe can't even keep an "imaginary" winning record.

Lol at all the "8 teamers he wins"

Odds that gabe hits an 8 teamer posted on sbr ever +20000

Odds of gabe hitting an 8 teamer he didnt post -100000

If I link you to an 8 teamer I posted, what will you do?

A: Continue to troll.

[gabe]

Is that because your dad and people you know around you are more Americanized though?

no, my dad isnt americanized... like i said, it's an armenian thing to never hit a girl. it's instilled in you from childhood.

[DeFactoCrippler]

If I link you to an 8 teamer I posted, what will you do?

A: Continue to troll.

You post like 50 imaginary parlays a week, lol, not to mention past posting them as well. But still, I would love to see it, so go ahead.

Btw, what would it make you then? 1-300 in 6-8 team parlays?

[gabe]

You post like 50 imaginary parlays a week, lol, not to mention past posting them as well. But still, I would love to see it, so go ahead.

Btw, what would it make you then? 1-300 in 6-8 team parlays?

you should post some imaginary plays that win, too. at least you will be contributing. look at the imaginary plays i posted on the very first post of THIS thread where i won a shitload of imaginary money. too bad you didn't tail, it would have been real for you, because unlike me, your bets are not imaginary.

lollllll

keyboard warrior

[gabe]

Let's start with the other sh!t...

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[4409] J. TIPSAREVIC -150
(J. TIPSAREVIC vrs G. SIMON)
[4424] J MONACO -155
(G. DIMITROV vrs J MONACO)
[4044] J. TSONGA -360
(N. DAVYDENKO vrs J. TSONGA)
400/1000

STRAIGHT BET
[4424] J MONACO -155
(G. DIMITROV vrs J MONACO)
155/100

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[gabe]

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[4440] M. RAONIC -350
(V. TROICKI vrs M. RAONIC)
[4445] K. NISHIKORI -275
(K. NISHIKORI vrs T. ROBREDO)
[4044] J. TSONGA -360
(N. DAVYDENKO vrs J. TSONGA)
81/100

PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[302] STL RAMS +1-110
[4440] M. RAONIC -350
(V. TROICKI vrs M. RAONIC)
[4445] K. NISHIKORI -320
(K. NISHIKORI vrs T. ROBREDO)
[4044] J. TSONGA -400
(N. DAVYDENKO vrs J. TSONGA)
[4709] N. LI -450
(N. LI vrs S. PENG)
32/125

I think Raonic -350 is a lock. Nishikori -320 is as good as a lock, too.

PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[4440] M. RAONIC -350
(V. TROICKI vrs M. RAONIC)
[4445] K. NISHIKORI -320
(K. NISHIKORI vrs T. ROBREDO)
[4044] J. TSONGA -400
(N. DAVYDENKO vrs J. TSONGA)
[4709] N. LI -450
(N. LI vrs S. PENG)
32/50

imaginary money is good too. of course all my bets are imaginary. gambling is illegal.

[DeFactoCrippler]

imaginary money is good too

Lol good job posting imaginary 4 team parlays.

Whats the matter, couldn't find any imaginary 8 teamers?

[gabe]

Lol good job posting imaginary 4 team parlays.

Whats the matter, couldn't find any imaginary 8 teamers?

wtf i've never hit 8 teamers, that's crazy

[Vaughany]

wtf i've never hit 8 teamers, that's crazy

So you meant up to 8 teamers not including 8 teamers when you said this:

I've hit so many 6-8 teamers that I lost count a long time ago.

I've posted a lot of them on here.

[DeFactoCrippler]

So you meant up to 8 teamers not including 8 teamers when you said this:

Lol you beat me to this.

Clear case of the writers getting confused on different shifts.

Sbr posters are so stupid.

[gabe]

Lol you beat me to this.

Clear case of the writers getting confused on different shifts.

Sbr posters are so stupid.

wtf? i don't even bet mma, its not a mans sport. i've only seen brock lesnar fights.

you are a loser. had a heart attack because you couldn't post here. hahahahahhahahah

defacto has no clue what a vagina feels like -30000000
defacto grew up without a mother or a mother that was a filthy wh0re -500000000

any psych 101 student will tell you #2 is a LOCK.

[DeFactoCrippler]

wtf? i don't even bet mma, its not a mans sport. i've only seen brock lesnar fights.

you are a loser. had a heart attack because you couldn't post here. hahahahahhahahah

defacto has no clue what a vagina feels like -30000000
defacto grew up without a mother or a mother that was a filthy wh0re -500000000

any psych 101 student will tell you #2 is a LOCK.

Why so mad brah?

We are still waiting for your explanation...

[Vaughany]

Gabers why dont you just post one brah, you just told me you hit em back to back on FX's...I cant remember that far back ya hear me

[DeFactoCrippler]

Gabers why dont you just post one brah, you just told me you hit em back to back on FX's...I cant remember that far back ya hear me

[gabe]

Why so mad brah?

We are still waiting for your explanation...

explaining why your ma was a whoooooaaare or about my parlays?

lollll lets see how long it will take me to find an 8 teamer i've hit: time: 2:30pm-- GO

8 Team - Parlay #91202 - Luke Rockhold ML (-320) #91252 - Nate Marquardt ML (-140) #4056 - Juan Monaco ML (-1200) #4149 - David Ferrer ML (-740) #4637 - Dominika Cibulkova ML (-1200) #4648 - Marion Bartoli ML (-3000) #4549 - Sara Errani ML (-1200) #4649 - Serena Williams ML (-1200)

$76.00

$200.27

#964 - Los Angeles Dodgers ML (-200) #979 - Texas Rangers ML (-150) #91202 - Luke Rockhold ML (-320) #91252 - Nate Marquardt ML (-135) #91301 - Lorenz Larkin ML (-120) #4157 - David Ferrer ML (-760) #4360 - Marin Cilic ML (-190) #4649 - Serena Williams ML (-1500)

$27.00

$493.88

2:32pm

i found two 8 team parlays in two minutes... eat sh!t, troll.

[DeFactoCrippler]

explaining why your ma was a whoooooaaare or about my parlays?

1. I thought you just said you NEVER hit an 8 teamer, lol.

2. Those aren't posts on sbr, its just some shit you pasted that will fool idiots that actually take you seriously.

[gabe]

1. I thought you just said you NEVER hit an 8 teamer, lol.

2. Those aren't posts on sbr, its just some shit you pasted that will fool idiots that actually talk to you seriously.

1- sarcasm, you dumb momo.

2- thats directly from jesus christ's thread, you dumb momo. what's funny is that you have posts on that very same page. you're so retarded you can't remember those plays.

[DeFactoCrippler]

1- sarcasm, you dumb momo.

Oh sorry Gabe, you were being "sarcastic". I don't think Grabaka or Dirtyx is stupid enough to believe that shit.

Were you being sarcastic when you claim to rock comedy crowds and bang hot broads?

Because surely you must have.

[gabe]

Oh sorry Gabe, you were being "sarcastic". I don't think Grabaka or Dirtyx is stupid enough to believe that shit.

Were you being sarcastic when you claim to rock comedy crowds and bang hot broads?

Because surely you must have.

are*

claimed*

have been.*

lol such a ham and egger. an imbecile.

[Grabaka]

Hey hey! I just gave him imaginary props that he desperately needed.

[Vaughany]

Hey hey! I just gave him imaginary props that he desperately needed.

lol

[gabe]

Let's have a vote, yeah? Who wants me gone from this forum? If more people say they want me gone than say they want me here, I'll split.

[Vaughany]

hahahah oh gabers

[gabe]

i don't like wasting time arguing with internet trolls who i know for a fact have no life outside the internet. i guarantee you defacto is a complete zero in his life. guaraaaaanteeeeeee.

[DeFactoCrippler]

i don't like wasting time arguing with internet trolls who i know for a fact have no life outside the internet. i guarantee you defacto is a complete zero in his life. guaraaaaanteeeeeee.

You don't like wasting time? Bro you went at it all weekend long in this thread. ALL WEEKEND LONG.

I was banned for most of it lol

[gabe]

You don't like wasting time? Bro you went at it all weekend long in this thread. ALL WEEKEND LONG.

I was banned for most of it lol

As I said before, I am an MMA Junkie and check this thread consistently. One day, you might be able to afford a phone that has internet on it, and you might have access to this thread 24/7, too, so you don't have to be glued to your computer at home, like you are now.

You were banned, yet you were still reading every single post in every thread, pathetic fanook

Also, posting all weekend here doesn't mean I'm wasting time, it means I'm mentally prepared and anxious for UFC 153, you dumb momo. Wasting time = what you do. Pointless arguments. Anyone with any self-esteem would not do that. You are an insecure person. A person with the slightest self esteem would keep his negative bs to himself, not spend hours and days, writing paragraphs upon paragraphs, wasting hours finding photos and videos to post in failed attempts at humor........ you are just too much.... a cliche internet forum troll... an ugly person, no doubt.

[DeFactoCrippler]

As I said before, I am an MMA Junkie and check this thread consistently. One day, you might be able to afford a phone that has internet on it, and you might have access to this thread 24/7, too, so you don't have to be glued to your computer at home, like you are now.

You were banned, yet you were still reading every single post in every thread, pathetic fanook

Also, posting all weekend here doesn't mean I'm wasting time, it means I'm mentally prepared and anxious for UFC 153, you dumb momo. Wasting time = what you do. Pointless arguments. Anyone with any self-esteem would not do that. You are an insecure person. A person with the slightest self esteem would keep his negative bs to himself, not spend hours and days, writing paragraphs upon paragraphs, wasting hours finding photos and videos to post in failed attempts at humor........ you are just too much.... a cliche internet forum troll... an ugly person, no doubt.

lol you were arguing with "dirtyx". didnt even sleep all weekend. you posted every hour on he hour, it takes 5 minutes to read the posts. It takes an armo manlet all night to make those posts.

Doesn't matter if you are "troll", or just a pathetic phaget that wants people to believe he is billy walters. Anyone who does anything but make photoshops is wasting their time.

[DeFactoCrippler]

lol at you editing your post. I caught it in the quote. Yes, it is ironic you write paragraphs about me writing paragraphs.

I can see why you edited it. lol at you taking the time to write it.

[gabe]

lol keyboard warrior'd

[PunisherIND]

I don't think Grabaka or Dirtyx is stupid enough to believe that shit.

are*

This depends. If Defacto meant "either Grabaka or Dirty X", then "is" would be the proper verb usage.

The agreement of compound subjects and their verbs depends on whether the subjects are connected with a coordinating conjunction or connected with a correlative such as "either .. or" and "neither .. nor". If using a coordinating conjunction, the subjects would take a plural form of the verb. If the subjects are connected with a correlative then you use the verb form that agrees with the subject closer to the verb (in this case it would be singular).

[gabe]

This depends. If Defacto meant "either Grabaka or Dirty X", then "is" would be the proper verb usage.

The agreement of compound subjects and their verbs depends on whether the subjects are connected with a coordinating conjunction or connected with a correlative such as "either .. or" and "neither .. nor". If using a coordinating conjunction, the subjects would take a plural form of the verb. If the subjects are connected with a correlative then you use the verb form that agrees with the subject closer to the verb (in this case it would be singular).

If Defacto meant this, if defacto meant that...

Thanks for the lesson, but he stands incorrect. It's OK, English isn't his first language.

[PunisherIND]

If Defacto meant this, if defacto meant that...

Thanks for the lesson, but he stands incorrect. It's OK, English isn't his first language.

anytime.

sideloaded, I think you can lock this thread now.

[gabe]

anytime.

sideloaded, I think you can lock this thread now.

nice callback. i like you. when was the last time we argued? lol

[PunisherIND]

nice callback. i like you. when was the last time we argued? lol

lol