Cousin Gabe's picks for UFC on FX 5 and other sh!t

PunisherIND · 10-09-12, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Beelzebubzy

Ipso defacto(crippler) punisher should lead with look I got Diaz in my pic he smokes the mj and the jets suck.
gabers agrees an then they play puff puff pass or circle jerk whatever they are into

lol normally this is how i would have handled the situation.

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 04:43 AM

Hey cuz, see your homeboi Gamburyan's post on Facebook?!... Once a week every girl needs to get slapped. To make sure she knows whats up, cuz some GUYS are way to nice to girls, RESPECT. Every girl should know better that at the end of the day she's a GIRL... so act one plz, what is this world coming to

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 04:44 AM

Ronda Rousey released the following statement defending her team mate:

Hey guys, I talked to Manny this morning about this facebook post he allegedly wrote, and have to tell you he was GENUINELY shocked and surprised about it. First of all, anyone who knows Manny or has read anything he's ever written would know that the perfect grammar and punctation in this post is something that's NEVER been seen from him. I love manny but grammar and spelling is by far not his strongest point - he even spells grapple with an "I" half the time!

Also I know manny is by far one of the kindest, tolerant, and least judgemental people I have ever met. He's also the type of man that owns up to his mistakes. I know for a fact he would never do something like this and then lie and deny he did it afterwards. I have 100% faith and trust in Manny, and if he says he didn't write this. Then he did not.

You guys are free to make whatever assumptions you want - but I love Manny, he is my bother, teammate, and friend till the day I die, I KNOW he didn't write this. You can choose to believe us or not, but that is the truth.

Thank you to those of you that are supportive of Manny and our team through this drama.

-ronda

bjpenn85 · 10-10-12, 06:01 AM

" i love manny, he is my bother..", maybe manny is the one that wrote this message?

NunyaBidness · 10-10-12, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by gabe

STRAIGHT BET
[436] NY JETS +10½-140 (B+1½)
350/250

There's a good chance the Jets lose by 20pts and I lose big... but too much value in 'em at current odds to pass it up.

That line is gross homey. I got Jets +10 -110. Need to get some more outs.

gabe · 10-10-12, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Ronda Rousey released the following statement defending her team mate:

Hey guys, I talked to Manny this morning about this facebook post he allegedly wrote, and have to tell you he was GENUINELY shocked and surprised about it. First of all, anyone who knows Manny or has read anything he's ever written would know that the perfect grammar and punctation in this post is something that's NEVER been seen from him. I love manny but grammar and spelling is by far not his strongest point - he even spells grapple with an "I" half the time!

Also I know manny is by far one of the kindest, tolerant, and least judgemental people I have ever met. He's also the type of man that owns up to his mistakes. I know for a fact he would never do something like this and then lie and deny he did it afterwards. I have 100% faith and trust in Manny, and if he says he didn't write this. Then he did not.

You guys are free to make whatever assumptions you want - but I love Manny, he is my bother, teammate, and friend till the day I die, I KNOW he didn't write this. You can choose to believe us or not, but that is the truth.

Thank you to those of you that are supportive of Manny and our team through this drama.

-ronda

Perfect grammar? Um no, it looks like it was written by a du
Dummy

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by gabe

there's no way defacto would go this long without posting if his account wasn't suspended from posting lol, guess the mods caught up to his sh!t

My account WAS "conveniently" banned, Gabe. Talking bout some IP address bullshit. I had a chat with the lovely, the beautiful, the one and only, Shari (again) and she unbanned me, and gave me all blessings to keep "doing me". I have impunity, brah. Everybody has their price hahahahah

Lol after watching that video, I'm starting to think the relationship between Ted Dibiase and Virgil was highly racist, and slightly homoerotic.

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Hey cuz, see your homeboi Gamburyan's post on Facebook?!... Once a week every girl needs to get slapped. To make sure she knows whats up, cuz some GUYS are way to nice to girls, RESPECT. Every girl should know better that at the end of the day she's a GIRL... so act one plz, what is this world coming to

Loled hard. Manny mad because chicks dont respect manlets.

Grabaka · 10-10-12, 02:45 PM

I missed me some Defactos.

gabe · 10-10-12, 02:47 PM

"i came here to swim, not get shouted at." lmfaoooooooooooo

btw- i didn't report ya, if that's what u were hinting at. i would have liked to, but i'm too lazy to make the effort lol

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Perfect grammar? Um no, it looks like it was written by a du
Dummy

For real though, gabe, do Armenian dudes smack women around? I know they smack Armo broads around (to keep the flies off them) but we are in America here, buddy.

Maybe we need you to translate for him?

gabe · 10-10-12, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

For real though, gabe, do Armenian dudes smack women around? I know they smack Armo broads around (to keep the flies off them) but we are in America here, buddy.

Maybe we need you to translate for him?

lol i'm sure there are some that do, none that i know of personally. i've heard of a couple stories, but the women left the husbands. pretty sure more rednecks and black dudes do it than armenians. armenians have a policy to never hit a woman. if one dude did, other dudes would fk him up.

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

For real though, gabe, do Armenian dudes smack women around? I know they smack Armo broads around (to keep the flies off them) but we are in America here, buddy.

Maybe we need you to translate for him?

DFC back with a vengeance

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by gabe

lol i'm sure there are some that do, none that i know of personally. i've heard of a couple stories, but the women left the husbands. pretty sure more rednecks and black dudes do it than armenians. armenians have a policy to never hit a woman. if one dude did, other dudes would fk him up.

I always thought it was quite the opposite....

There is an old folk saying in Armenia, “A woman is like wool, the more you beat her, the softer she will be.”

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 02:57 PM

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 02:59 PM

This is stuff from an essay/presentation I had to do a couple years ago at university on cultures or some shiit in Human Geography!

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by ShotgunRua

The only thing that's 100% fact is that this forum is seriously unattractive to outsiders ha ha.

Seriously there are some knowledgeable guys here, I lurk and listen carefully to the analysis from the the regular and consistent posters and I find this resource useful. Gabe was very positive about Volkmann prior to the last event, I wasn't planning on making a play on that fight but Gabe's overwhelming positivity let me to do some research and having taken a good look at both fighters I made a pretty hefty play which compensated for my losses on Neer.

You are new here so I guess we are supposed to forgive the fact you are a total moron? To put things in perspective, I can show you a PM where Bigday (now a mod) claims the he knows Gabe makes "imaginary" bets.

So you are coming in here saying you are making "hefty" plays based on the random imagination of some kid. So, "imagine" you picked up the paper and made real moves based on totally fabricated stock quotes? You would feel pretty stupid, right?

How do you think you look?

The sad thing is everyone here has something to contribute.

It is "sad" that some people actually think their opinion is worth something. This isn't your kids kindergarten class. It's not my job to hold your hand and pretend to value you.

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Lol at the jingly shit hanging from the armo broad's head. You're telling me these people are white europeans? Get the fock outta here.

There is nothing wrong with not being a white european, gabe.

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

I always thought it was quite the opposite....

There is an old folk saying in Armenia, “A woman is like wool, the more you beat her, the softer she will be.”

how can you think anything when you live in england and don't know any armenians? lol

and no, there is no armenian saying like that. someone saying that would get knocked out.

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by gabe

how can you think anything when you live in england and don't know any armenians? lol

and no, there is no armenian saying like that. someone saying that would get knocked out.

What do you have to say about this Gabe. 100%? lol

According to the World Health Organization, between 70% and 100% of Armenian women suffered domestic abuse and violence in 2002

Women in Armenia - Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Armenia

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

You are new here so I guess we are supposed to forgive the fact you are a total moron? To put things in perspective, I can show you a PM where Bigday (now a mod) claims the he knows Gabe makes "imaginary" bets.

So you are coming in here saying you are making "hefty" plays based on the random imagination of some kid. So, "imagine" you picked picked up the paper and made real moves based on totally fabricated stock quotes? You would feel pretty stupid, right?

How do you think you look?

It is "sad" that some people actually think they're opinion is worth something. This isn't your kids kindergarten class. It's not my job to hold your hand and pretend to value you.

I make imaginary bets?

LOL This is what the definition of trolling is. You are a loser with NO LIFE, dude. I don't know how many hours you spent analyzing and thinking about me (you pathetic troll,) but you came to the conclusion that I make "imaginary bets" - I can see how that makes sense to you, as you are a person who wastes his life on internet forums he contributes NOTHING to. To me, it would not make sense for a person to make "imaginary bets" on the internet. I am sane and have a life. You are an insane moron with ZERO life. You almost killed yourself because you couldn't post on here for a few days, admit it. You pathetic manlet.

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by gabe

I make imaginary bets?

LOL This is what the definition of trolling is. You are a loser with NO LIFE, dude. I don't know how many hours you spent analyzing and thinking about me (you pathetic troll,) but you came to the conclusion that I make "imaginary bets" - I can see how that makes sense to you, as you are a person who wastes his life on internet forums he contributes NOTHING to. To me, it would not make sense for a person to make "imaginary bets" on the internet. I am sane and have a life. You are an insane moron with ZERO life. You almost killed yourself because you couldn't post on here for a few days, admit it. You pathetic manlet.

U mad, pal?

Why don't you ask Bigday. He said it.

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

What do you have to say about this Gabe. 100%? lol

According to the World Health Organization, between 70% and 100% of Armenian women suffered domestic abuse and violence in 2002

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Armenia

i've been to armenia. if there was someone who abused his wife, every guy in the neighborhood would be trying to be the first to beat him up.

that is fact. what i am responding to isn't. this only continues to show how little you know about armenians, you mental midget.

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by gabe

how can you think anything when you live in england and don't know any armenians? lol

and no, there is no armenian saying like that. someone saying that would get knocked out.

I'm not thinking it, Im reflecting on some information that I took from a reputable source that conducts studies/reports on domestic abuse (The United Human Rights Council) - I suggest you take it up with them if it is not true and "no Armenians are saying that"!

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

U mad, pal?

Why don't you ask Bigday. He said it.

Big Day sent you a private message because you started attacking him and he is a two-faced pu$$y. He would probably sell his own mother to save himself verbal abuse.

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

I'm not thinking it, Im reflecting on some information that I took from a reputable source that conducts studies/reports on domestic abuse (The United Human Rights Council) - I suggest you take it up with them if it is not true and "no Armenians are saying that"!

i wouldn't say those are reputable sources. i'm certain more americans beat their wifes than armenians in armenia. 100% sure that more irish do than armenians.

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 03:34 PM

Here are just a few references from my presentation (so it's not me who thinks it, its the people who have wrote these and dedicated their lives to it):

Amnesty International. (2008). No Pride In Silence: Domestic and Sexual Violence against Women in Armenia. London, UK. Amnesty International Publications. Available: https://www.amnesty.org/en/news-and-...menia-20081113.
Amnesty International. (2008). Violence In the Family In Armenia: Case of Greta Baghdasaryan. Available: http://www.amnesty.org/en/library/in...54/007/2008/en.
Johnson, J. (2007). Domestic Violence Politics in Post-Soviet States. Social Politics. Available:sp.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/jxm015v1.
Minnesota Advocates for Human Rights. (2000). Domestic Violence in Armenia. Minneapolis, MN. Minnesota Advocates for Human Rights.
National Assembly of the Republic of Armenia. (2009). Perspectives of Reaching Gender Equality in Armenia Discussed. Yerevan, Armenia. Available: http://www.parliament.am/news.php?ca...onth=12&day=21.
Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe. (2010). Gender. Yerevan, Armenia. Available: www.osce.org/yerevan/20146.html.
Theriault, H. (2009). Never Ending Rape. The Armenian Weekly. Available: http://www.armenianweekly.com/2009/1...er-ending-rape

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Big Day sent you a private message because you started attacking him and he is a two-faced pu$$y. He would probably sell his own mother to save himself verbal abuse.

Lol fair enough.

But what about Vaughany?

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Lol fair enough.

But what about Vaughany?

What about him? I guess he doesn't take me seriously. But that doesn't make sense, since my % of correct picks > his

PunisherIND · 10-10-12, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by gabe

i wouldn't say those are reputable sources. i'm certain more americans beat their wifes than armenians in armenia. 100% sure that more irish do than armenians.

lol. where is dublin???

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Here are just a few references from my presentation (so it's not me who thinks it, its the people who have wrote these and dedicated their lives to it):

Amnesty International. (2008). No Pride In Silence: Domestic and Sexual Violence against Women in Armenia. London, UK. Amnesty International Publications. Available: www.amnesty.org/en/news-and-updates/report/no-pride-silence-domestic-sexual-violence-against-women-armenia-20081113.
Amnesty International. (2008). Violence In the Family In Armenia: Case of Greta Baghdasaryan. Available: http://www.amnesty.org/en/library/in...54/007/2008/en.
Johnson, J. (2007). Domestic Violence Politics in Post-Soviet States. Social Politics. Available:sp.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/jxm015v1.
Minnesota Advocates for Human Rights. (2000). Domestic Violence in Armenia. Minneapolis, MN. Minnesota Advocates for Human Rights.
National Assembly of the Republic of Armenia. (2009). Perspectives of Reaching Gender Equality in Armenia Discussed. Yerevan, Armenia. Available: http://www.parliament.am/news.php?ca...onth=12&day=21.
Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe. (2010). Gender. Yerevan, Armenia. Available: www.osce.org/yerevan/20146.html.
Theriault, H. (2009). Never Ending Rape. The Armenian Weekly. Available: http://www.armenianweekly.com/2009/1...er-ending-rape

Did I say it doesn't exist?

If you did your study on domestic abuse amongst americans or irish, or most other races, I'm sure you would find more than you did on Armenians.

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by gabe

i've been to armenia. if there was someone who abused his wife, every guy in the neighborhood would be trying to be the first to beat him up.

that is fact. what i am responding to isn't. this only continues to show how little you know about armenians, you mental midget.

Now actually it isn't "fact" Gabe. It is your "opinion". Imagine going into court and being like

"Fock the health organization numbers. I went to Armenia for two weeks and I can GUARANTEE that not a SINGLE person beats their wife".

Really Gabe?

Vaughany · 10-10-12, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by gabe

What about him? I guess he doesn't take me seriously. But that doesn't make sense, since my % of correct picks > his

He's not talking about % of correct picks though is he? Thought he was talkin about imaginary bets - air-betting!

DeFactoCrippler · 10-10-12, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

He's not talking about % of correct picks though is he? Thought he was talkin about imaginary bets - air-betting!

Gabe can't even keep an "imaginary" winning record.

Lol at all the "8 teamers he wins"

Odds that gabe hits an 8 teamer posted on sbr ever +20000

Odds of gabe hitting an 8 teamer he didnt post -100000

gabe · 10-10-12, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Now actually it isn't "fact" Gabe. It is your "opinion". Imagine going into court and being like

"Fock the health organization numbers. I went to Armenia for two weeks and I can GUARANTEE that not a SINGLE person beats their wife".

Really Gabe?

WTF? Don't twist my words. I grew up an Armenian, around Armenians. It's common knowledge that Armenians don't hit women. Yes, a lot of Armenians are controlling and over-protective, but they don't lift a hand. If one hits his wife, his friends will likely kick his ass so he won't do it again. My dads sister (my aunt) was abused by her husband, my dad went to Armenia and kicked his ass. lol- it's only alcoholics that are abusive, and they are in every race... fewer amongst armenians than again, americans and the irish