Stacocakes Wimbledon thread

[IceSlipper]

I've jumped on Chela, his match keeps getting pushed back! No idea when its scheduled anymore

[IceSlipper]

Oh its just started! haha

[IceSlipper]

0-3

[IceSlipper]

Wow, this set may not even last 20 minutes..

[Stacocakes]

Jesus what the **** is this?5-0 already.Unreal

[Stacocakes]

Hope he at least gets this game to serve first next set

[Stacocakes]

has anyone seen the mattek-sands match?She looks like a complete idiot out there. Has eye black and a big arm tattoo

[Stacocakes]

gets bagelled. Unreal

[beefcake]

Dressed to kill man

[Stacocakes]

0-30 chela. This is good

[IceSlipper]

spoke to soon.. down 0-1 again

[Stacocakes]

0-30 bog now

If Chela gets broken here then this match is fixed and over

Don't really see how it is possible for a player to lose every game....especially to Bogomolov unreal

[IceSlipper]

lmfao 0-2...

[azimm11]

chucked, buried, that's all she wrote..

[Stacocakes]

Break Bogo. Just feel like money got stolen from us

[Stacocakes]

Is Chela playing in a wheelchair or something

[shari91]

Ummm is Chela bloody drunk out there or what? I'm not watching but I can't believe this scoreline. I told someone in my thread to watch out because of his shitty grass record but this is a bloody joke. I thought he'd win but it'd be a close match. This is disgusting.

[IceSlipper]

ahaha and 0-40 already.. will he even win 5 points this match?

[Stacocakes]

Unbelievable. Should be banned from tennis for this. Read about a line movement this morning on betfair with people hitting Bogomolov so this explains it

[Stacocakes]

He won a game.Wow thats Chela

[Stacocakes]

has won 2 games now.We have life here if Chela can get a break

[thejus21]

Is this some kind of joke????

WTF is Chela doing?????????????? I mean Jesus

[shari91]

There's only $335k matched on Betfair right now and there's not much trading going on. I might be naive but I don't think this is fixed. I think he's showing why he was a dog in the first round - he sucks ass on grass. Looks to be smartening up now though.

[Stacocakes]

2 sets down. Guess we will have to see how Chela comes out here in the third. A quick break from bogo and this is over

[thejus21]

What are you thoughts on Raonic or Simon today?

[beefcake]

Dr Ivo is serving it up again..76% with 8 aces..

[Stacocakes]

Simon and Raonic should both win today but I wouldn't personally play either. Muller has that good lefty serve so that match is going to have a bunch of tiebreaks and at that point it's a coin flip who wins them really. Would pass on that. Sela is coming into this match on fire on grass winning a couple challengers so I would definately pass on that match. Simon didn't exactly look that great in his opening round match

[thejus21]

Thanks Stacco

[Stacocakes]

3 bps bogo. This is done

[Gaskan]

Simon and Raonic should both win today but I wouldn't personally play either. Muller has that good lefty serve so that match is going to have a bunch of tiebreaks and at that point it's a coin flip who wins them really. Would pass on that. Sela is coming into this match on fire on grass winning a couple challengers so I would definately pass on that match. Simon didn't exactly look that great in his opening round match

Simon always starts slow on serve, so a first set Sela might be worth it if the price is right.

[Boxing Champ]

Dr Ivo is serving it up again..76% with 8 aces..

Who is Dr Ivo???

Chela match is fixed....

[Stacocakes]

dr.ivo is karlovic

Break Bogomolov. Match is done. Thanks Chela for not trying today

[thejus21]

Staco what you going to come back with to offset this Chela match?

[IceSlipper]

Surely Chela would have lost that break point intentionally, winning it would show that he may actually be trying - embarassing..

[Boxing Champ]

Staco what you going to come back with to offset this Chela match?

He will let you know...as soon as he's ready...