Stacocakes Australian Open Thread

[Paddee]

I'm on Dolgo, Cilic, and Tomic tonight.

Gl everyone.

[Stacocakes]

Good luck tonight Paddee

Dolgo break back

[MUHerd37]

Youzhny was broken for the match. Raonic had 5 service games in the 4th set and Youzhny won a total of 3 points in them. Pathetic.

[MUHerd37]

Pavs is getting her ass kicked

[Stacocakes]

Dolgo up 2 breaks in the fourth wow

Ferrer beating down Berankis

Tough luck with Youzhny Muherd.Hope it didn't do to much damage

[Stacocakes]

Tsonga stretching out.He's in trouble

[robmpink]

Tsonga match very odd how it is playing out.

[Stacocakes]

The thing is, what should we expect from Tsonga in the fifth set?Is he just conserving energy right now and he will come out blasting in the fifth or is he ****** right now and will be this way for the rest of the match?Very tough to tell

We all know though that he doesn't have the best fitness thats for sure. THough it has got better over the years.

[Stacocakes]

Tsonga is -120 right now live

[shantymoon]

he gave up the set after 0-4

[Stacocakes]

Pavy 2-0 in the second.There ya go

Shanty who you on tonight?

[shantymoon]

tsonga plus other heavy favs

[shantymoon]

0-40 down already
seems like you'll get the win staco

[Stacocakes]

Break Dolgo to start the fifth. Keep it coming

[Stacocakes]

Still early in the fifth here.Anything can happen.

[Stacocakes]

double break Dolgo

[Paddee]

Needs to hold serve in 2/3 of his next games.

[Paddee]

Make that 1/2.

[EaglesPhan36]

Nice hit for the Dolgo backers. This match though another example why I steer clear of him. Too much topsy turvy momentum shifts.

Gonna take Isner just for the sheer fukk of it as a small play because Cilic is a unibrow putz.

[MUHerd37]

Raonic/Ferrer will be interesting

[Stacocakes]

haha cilic is totally a unibrow bitch

Dolgopolov cashes +170

Think I will stay away from the Isner match.To tough to call

[EaglesPhan36]

Yeah it's 50-50 for sure, but I'm trying to power through to the night session for my real play on Kvitova later so I need one to pass the time. Isner +142 is a go, go for The Big Tie Break. I think that oughta be his new nickname because that's what he plays for.

[MUHerd37]

How about going all in on Nadal?

[Stacocakes]

Nadal will win so its pretty much a guaranteed bet. IF I would ever do that, Nadal would shatter his ankle or some shit and I would lose. I wouldn't recommend doing that. Not worth the stress

[Stacocakes]

Anyone see benesova's face pic on the aussie open scoreboard?Looks like she is possessed by the devil or something

[MUHerd37]

Injury is the only thing that scares me and the only reason I won't do it.

[EaglesPhan36]

So Clijsters-Cornet is going to be ESPN's TV match instead of Isner-Cilic? Reeeeeally. Figured they would sukk the Big Man's cock and show his match. Who needs to see Clijsters double bagel someone again?

[Stacocakes]

I think espn looks at the matches and they think about the worst possible matches to show and then they choose those. Tsonga match was going five sets today and they are showing Murray raping GGL. It's retarded. OR when they have a tight match going on and they will cut away to talk to someone at the desk about their 6-1 6-0 beatdown earlier. Its' retarded

Cornet doesn't look to bad so I will watch the match a bit but still it's going to be lopsided and over quick

[sjpanda]

Anyone see benesova's face pic on the aussie open scoreboard?Looks like she is possessed by the devil or something

I'm watching the match on TV right now, and she definitely scares me. But maybe that's because I need Pavlyuchenkova to win.

[Stacocakes]

haha sjpanda

[Stacocakes]

Isner looks so weird. His limbs are so long and skinny. It's almost like I expect his legs to snap when he is running around

[Stacocakes]

Set Isner

[Stacocakes]

Cornet hell ya

[sjpanda]

The devil has won

[Stacocakes]

Sorry to hear Sjpanda