EP36's Racquet Abuse

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-22-15, 08:13 PM

Bitches choking all over - Shvedova, looking at you. Just another day.

**NYSportsGuy210** · 01-23-15, 12:06 AM

Federer has his hands full playing Dirk Nowitzki.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 12:31 AM

Lots of errors and Seppi has played well enough, although Fed at an A-level would be up 2-0 here.

**oldscho0led** · 01-23-15, 12:43 AM

EP, who do you think of the big names the better fade next round?

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 12:47 AM

Men? Maybe Roger (if he wins tonight) if it's against Kyrgios simply because the Kyrgios serve if he stays healthy can keep him in every set and the crowd is going to be electric.

**oldscho0led** · 01-23-15, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Men? Maybe Roger (if he wins tonight) if it's against Kyrgios simply because the Kyrgios serve if he stays healthy can keep him in every set and the crowd is going to be electric.

Is Murray looking healthy now? I love fading Murray and he always deliver.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 01:01 AM

Yeah, he hasn't played much, but he's been killing them all so far. Not a terrible set-up for him against Dimitrov since Dimi had to work 5 sets.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Day 5: AusOpen
WTA: Makarova-Pliskova Over 22 @ -110
WTA: Shvedova @ +160
ATP: Groth +4.5 @ -115

Booked Groth at +105, so at least if it loses, it's a cheaper loss. #SmallVictories

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 01:29 AM

Decided to take a stab after thinking about it all day. Trying to stay at four plays or less to minimize the blood bath that is my Australian Open. Good luck, Godspeed.

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ATP: Sela +2.5 Sets @ +145

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 02:14 AM

I'm guessing I'll be 0-4 today. Tomorrow, I think I'll put all the lines on a dartboard and pick that way.

**Dmoneytx** · 01-23-15, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Decided to take a stab after thinking about it all day. Trying to stay at four plays or less to minimize the blood bath that is my Australian Open. Good luck, Godspeed.

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ATP: Sela +2.5 Sets @ +145

Good value, but tough for the Hebrew Hammer to take a set of Nasal.. I hit plus money on the under there, but got clowned on the Groth over. I knew when he lost that second set in breaker, it was gonna be a 3 set finish, that was for the money in that second set and I knew it. So tough loss on the Groth plus games, he prob covers that if it's 1 set a piece, arg..

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 08:34 AM

Been positively slaughtered this week. Worst stretch I can remember. If you're not fading me, you're not trying

**JD AMBER** · 01-23-15, 10:45 AM

I'm right there with you brotha. Been texting my buddy my leans and then my plays and it's uncanny how I'm picking all my losers as plays and leaving all winners as just leans. Majors absolutely massacre me and I just don't quite get it. Good luck to us both.

**AboutThatLife** · 01-23-15, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by JD AMBER

I'm right there with you brotha. Been texting my buddy my leans and then my plays and it's uncanny how I'm picking all my losers as plays and leaving all winners as just leans. Majors absolutely massacre me and I just don't quite get it. Good luck to us both.

In the same boat as both you guys.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 05:38 PM

1.24.15
WTA: Radwanksa-Lepchenko Over 20 @ -110

Adding more later.

**BIG** · 01-23-15, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

1.24.15
WTA: Radwanksa-Lepchenko Over 20 @ -110

Adding more later.

still staying on the Tail train lets turn this BS around. Good Luck

**BIG** · 01-23-15, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by BIG

still staying on the Tail train lets turn this BS around. Good Luck

or not... Just retire you whore bag you bagled first set wtf

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 07:47 PM

Hey she won a game!

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 08:11 PM

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WTA: CoCo + Azarenka @ -109
ATP: Ferrer-Simon Over 36.5 @ -118

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 08:12 PM

Well I don't know if there is one, but it feels like it ...

**AboutThatLife** · 01-23-15, 08:29 PM

Lol on the same bet Eagles saw a 7-5 set if I had foresaw a 6-0 set I would have stayed away.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 08:36 PM

At least I'm consistent. Shitty, but consistent. You could have paid your mortgage fading me this week.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 08:46 PM

AusOpen: -8.67
2015 Profit Margin: -5.11
2015 Futures: -0.75
That's through tonight's first debacle. That's a spicy meatball!

**girlscoutcookies** · 01-23-15, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

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WTA: CoCo + Azarenka @ -109

very un-EP like.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-23-15, 11:45 PM

Whaddya mean, like it will win?

**stefan084** · 01-23-15, 11:54 PM

who's CoCo? trying to follow sorry

**AboutThatLife** · 01-24-15, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by stefan084

who's CoCo? trying to follow sorry

Match started at 11:45 PM (Coco Vanderwaghe) - Azarenka starts in 2 minutes take u19.5 games pay me later lol

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-24-15, 12:26 AM

Shocker, Coco is down a set. Let's get that losing streak to like 100.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-24-15, 12:37 AM

CoCo's ground strokes are garbage today and her serve is not up to it's usual snuff - in other words, she's been EP-ed

Never been through a stretch like this in my life. I'd say fade myself, but I doubt that would work.

**Stokes36** · 01-24-15, 12:39 AM

Damn CoCo. lol. wtf is up with her?

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-24-15, 12:42 AM

Brengle is good, but Coco has played a very poor match.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-24-15, 12:48 AM

Well since my parlay is shot, I'll blow my load on this and of course it to shall fail.

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WTA: Azarenka -1.5 Sets @ -144

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-24-15, 02:47 AM

Holy shit. A winner.

**EaglesPhan36** · 01-24-15, 12:12 PM

Holy balls, maybe I hit rock bottom after all. Two Ws in a row? Wee.

**fitguy67** · 01-24-15, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Holy balls, maybe I hit rock bottom after all. Two Ws in a row? Wee.

you must mean a hoops,2h weiner to go with the "i'm not vicki" weiner

i just hopped on your last 2 2nd-halfers...we go for 4 weiners in a row!