Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
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bababooey13SBR MVP
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#1191not one to question clothing but at least dimitrov is european , hes allowed to dress gay.Comment -
matt1216SBR Posting Legend- 10-27-11
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#1192Milos is worse. He dresses like Charlie brownOriginally posted by bababooey13not one to question clothing but at least dimitrov is european , hes allowed to dress gay.Comment -
poetSBR Wise Guy
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#1193Did you call that one or what, Ep! The match, like your prediction, kept seesawing back and forth, with Dimitrov finding a way to win.Originally posted by EaglesPhan36I thought Murray or Dimitrov would win the tournament. It's a tough call though as both have been uneven from set to set this week. Dimitrov arguably may have more fatigue than Anderson even though Anderson has more matches the last couple weeks. Dimitrov's last two matches were pretty taxing from a stress standpoint. If Anderson serves well like yesterday, he's going to have a chance. At the price, I'd probably take a shot on Anderson push comes to shove - but I still think Dimitrov might find a way to win.Comment -
matt1216SBR Posting Legend- 10-27-11
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#1194fck Anderson looked miserable after that loss. if Anderson keeps playin like that he will win a tourney soonComment -
addictedtoSBR MVP
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#1195Anderson won the doubles, so he should be fine, Dimi is the man. I don't get what you find funny in his dressing.Comment -
HardcoarSBR Posting Legend
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#1196Giraffe is way, way worse!Comment -
fitguy67SBR Hall of Famer
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#1197you're right...larger than life comic-strip character look about him...Originally posted by matt1216
Milos is worse. He dresses like Charlie brown
when he tried to pretend that nobody noticed that he stepped on the net...when everybody did, and he knew everybody did...so much like out of a comic strip...dressing like Charlie Brown, as you say, just magnified the "who, me?" effect of it...easily the most memorably-embarrassing on-court occurrence of 2013...Comment -
EaglesPhan36SBR Aristocracy
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#1198I don't find it funny. I find it repulsive. He looks like a rec leaguer who just pulled a pair of shitty shorts and a t-shirt out of the dirty clothes pile. Figured his husband would give him a better sense of style.Originally posted by addictedtoAnderson won the doubles, so he should be fine, Dimi is the man. I don't get what you find funny in his dressing.
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poetSBR Wise Guy
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#1199Ha, ha, ha. EP, you are the best!Comment -
sluggy1616SBR MVP
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#1200I wished they still had the chicks dress in those little white skirts that they did in the old days. I'm dating myself but Chrissy Everts legs. Umm hmmmOriginally posted by EaglesPhan36I don't find it funny. I find it repulsive. He looks like a rec leaguer who just pulled a pair of shitty shorts and a t-shirt out of the dirty clothes pile. Figured his husband would give him a better sense of style.
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DownTheLineSBR High Roller
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#1201You'd also figure Nike would hook him up with something a little better to sport for a potential up and coming young player. I don't see many tennis youngsters running out to buy that kind of garb but maybe I'm wrong. The shoes were nice though, keep the shoes and wear something more sharper and look sharp, look like a future #1 should look.Originally posted by EaglesPhan36I don't find it funny. I find it repulsive. He looks like a rec leaguer who just pulled a pair of shitty shorts and a t-shirt out of the dirty clothes pile. Figured his husband would give him a better sense of style.
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fitguy67SBR Hall of Famer
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#1202that was back in the day when nurses wore uniforms that have since turned into costume- (and adult-fantasy-) store fare...Originally posted by sluggy1616I wished they still had the chicks dress in those little white skirts that they did in the old days. I'm dating myself but Chrissy Everts legs. Umm hmmm
it was also back in the day when the typical sub 35-y/o female was non-obese and quite bonkable...
the tennis players/figure-skaters/swimmers just seemed so much more fanatasizable because they had athletic (and not just non-overweight) working for them
sad to say but in the rich countries of the world, unattractive (subjective)/unhealthy (objective) fat-chick/-boy has become the new norm
back in the day, the typical woman/man looked somewhat like what statistically-"normal" healthy adults should look like (with "normal" defined as according to the pre-1980 tables...not the "new normal"="politically corrected"="fattened up" medical and insurance tables)
now the North-American norm is far closer to Mike/Molly and someone being forced by their obesity into having to purchase contiguous seats on an airplane won't even make the news anymoreComment -
EaglesPhan36SBR Aristocracy
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#12032014 Season Overall Profit: +4.73Comment -
addictedtoSBR MVP
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#1204The sense of style is personal. You guys don't like his outfit, but he might not like yours. Obviously Nike also not offering great stuff. Did you like Anderson's stuff? Ok show me a tennis player whose clothing is great.Comment -
HardcoarSBR Posting Legend
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#1205Normally I'd be inclined to agree with you, but I consider it a universal fact that his style is trash... trashy Euro-trash!Comment -
EaglesPhan36SBR Aristocracy
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#1206Anyone who wears camo shorts at a Grand Slam - we probably should have expected it to get worse. Can't wait to see what garbage he has on next tourney
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addictedtoSBR MVP
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#1207Ok who will give me an example of stylish tennis player?Comment -
HardcoarSBR Posting Legend
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#1208Not Dimitrov.Comment -
addictedtoSBR MVP
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#1209You are so productive ...again!Originally posted by HardcoarNot Dimitrov.Comment -
kenzSBR MVP
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#1210Oncourt now retired Arnaud Clement + Bethanie Mattek SandsOriginally posted by addictedtoOk who will give me an example of stylish tennis player?
Offcourt Feliciano LopezComment -
addictedtoSBR MVP
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#1211You are kidding me right?Originally posted by kenzOncourt now retired Arnaud Clement + Bethanie Mattek Sands
Offcourt Feliciano Lopez
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kenzSBR MVP
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#1212She is very very stylishOriginally posted by addictedtoYou are kidding me right?

Whether you like it or not is irrelevant
And you picked a bad picComment -
addictedtoSBR MVP
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#1213Maybe you got fetish to long women socks
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kenzSBR MVP
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#1214I guess I haveOriginally posted by addictedtoMaybe you got fetish to long women socks
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fitguy67SBR Hall of Famer
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#1215i agree with addicted here...BMS looks like a fat Cyndi Lauper...there's a difference between stylish and silly...
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Ivanovic is simply attired but the effect is crisp and smart...
in contrast, BMS obviously puts a lot of thought and effort into her complex attire...but the result is "big-budget bag-lady"...as if she keeps her extra rackets in a shopping cart behind the canope
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another one who often looks larger-than-life ridiculous is Serena...as if Tina Turner had a jumpsuit spray-painted on herComment -
kenzSBR MVP
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#1216I am not gonna load pics but just google her. There are 1000 photos where she looks hot, even with this outfit. This is a bad picComment -
HardcoarSBR Posting Legend
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#1217BMS is f*cking ugly, and she dresses like you'd expect Monfils to dress.Comment -
DownTheLineSBR High Roller
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#1218BMS lol what?!?!?!
Sharapova, Ivanovic, Genie, Hantuchova Cornet more often than not look nicest to me but they keep it simple and it doesn't hurt if you're nice to look at. If you're looking for ass half out skirts then look no further than Giorgi and the other girl I'm totally blanking on her name right now but her skirt never covers any part of her ass, great body but her face is shoveled. Hardcoar help me on her name here?
Sharapova's best ever dress was the red US Open one she only got to wear once for night matches because she got bounced early.


As for the men you don't need to do anything over the top to be fashionable, you just need to look clean and professional. When Federer was at his peak I'm not even sure his clothes wrinkled. Everything from head to toe on him looked perfect, he looked like a gamer, not some weekend scrub club player. I prefer styles like Haas and Kohlschreiber (back when he was rocking Adidas), simple yet sharp. Anyone who wears Lacoste okay in my book too. Nole brings the goods most of the time too. Murray looks like he just got out of bed half the time and guys like Berdych and Verdasco will wear ridiculous things just so you mention their name.
Lacoste is the brand of the tennis man though, can't ever go wrong with the gator!Comment -
HardcoarSBR Posting Legend
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#1219I think Cornet is MJ reincarnate.Comment -
EaglesPhan36SBR Aristocracy
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#1220I think he just needs more simplistic attire. The shirts could be okay with nice,*simple shorts - not camp or double tones or whatever. Federer is simple, but matches and looks smart.Originally posted by addictedtoOk who will give me an example of stylish tennis player?Comment -
addictedtoSBR MVP
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#1221You guys need to see this:
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matt1216SBR Posting Legend- 10-27-11
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#1222Bro, that dosnt say a lot. Up herein Canada the French girls love "clowns". Plus she already admitted that she likes Justin Beiber. That says it all in a nutshell right thereOriginally posted by addictedtoComment -
kenzSBR MVP
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#1223Too fast, is it Dimitrov? And there are rumours that Bouchard and Dimitrov got too close in AcapulcoComment -
EaglesPhan36SBR Aristocracy
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#1224Originally posted by matt1216Bro, that dosnt say a lot. Up herein Canada the French girls love "clowns". Plus she already admitted that she likes Justin Beiber. That says it all in a nutshell right there
Yeah. As hot as Genie is, she lost points on that Bieber comment. Dimitrov obviously can attract ladies - still doesn't mean the doosh waffle knows how to dress on the court.Comment -
MarillionSBR MVP
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#1225Mona Barthel. She is hott.Originally posted by DownTheLineBMS lol what?!?!?!
Sharapova, Ivanovic, Genie, Hantuchova Cornet more often than not look nicest to me but they keep it simple and it doesn't hurt if you're nice to look at. If you're looking for ass half out skirts then look no further than Giorgi and the other girl I'm totally blanking on her name right now but her skirt never covers any part of her ass, great body but her face is shoveled.
By the way, I kinda thought someone would mention BMS in the discussion - but probably as a joke.
I saw Dodig play with a very cool T-shirt recently, I think it was against Gasquet in Rotterdam. Maybe a bit kitschy but I thought it was really cool.Comment
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