EP36's Fuzzy Tennis Balls

**marniblitz** · 02-26-14, 09:58 PM

haha...0-40 that time and he still takes it. Keep cussing him out, EP, it's working.

**fitguy67** · 02-26-14, 10:12 PM

two best (in the sense of "running more-reliably true to form"--aka. lower variance) sports to bet on are individual (NOT team) sports...namely

MMA and Tennis

of these MMA is way better (in the same sense)...because motivation is never an issue...take your foot off the gas in an MMA fight and you're risking way more injury than just an "L" on your record...
another reason you can always count on full motivation is that you normally get 2, maybe 3, matches per year...and future paydays intimately depend on THIS match right here and now...

with tennis, due to the huge number of matches/tourneys (most of them non-major in nature) u just can't count on the bastids to fight hard when the going gets tough (unless it's a GS...hmmm, and they happen about as often as a typical MMA-fighter competes in a year)

anyhow... just some stray thoughts to keep my attention away from the Gulbis match before i check to see if he gets put on the shelf with the Chardonnay by EP

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-26-14, 10:27 PM

This mother fukker is gonna fukk this up some how, some way. It's the Latvian way.

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-26-14, 10:34 PM

Can't wait to see anothet tie break choooooooooke

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-26-14, 10:40 PM

Here comes the FAIL!

**STAY STRONG** · 02-26-14, 10:48 PM

Gulbis

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-26-14, 10:48 PM

Degrade that man to a W! That was some major ball sweat. Thinking he should be faded next round.

**sluggy1616** · 02-26-14, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Degrade that man to a W! That was some major ball sweat. Thinking he should be faded next round.

Way to shame him into a win!!!!

**STAY STRONG** · 02-26-14, 10:50 PM

Gulbis wears his heart on his sleeve.

**matt1216** · 02-26-14, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Degrade that man to a W! That was some major ball sweat. Thinking he should be faded next round.

You know how that works out. Watch him straight set win against his next opponent

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-26-14, 10:51 PM

Definitely will be playing Dimitrov over Gulbis next round. He was fortunate today in a long match on top of his long week last week. Perfect fatigue fade for me.

**fitguy67** · 02-26-14, 10:52 PM

shout out to EP...for reverse-jinxing efforts above and beyond the call of duty...

tennis players are just like children...some respond to the carrot ("Come'On" therapy)...other to the stick ("Come'On you ____Fukk"...with appropriate descriptor thrown in)...

EP knew Gulbis is by nature a lazy Latvian fukk and needed to be shamed into takin' care of business for us...

whewwww...

**sluggy1616** · 02-26-14, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Degrade that man to a W! That was some major ball sweat. Thinking he should be faded next round.

I got Murray in the last leg of a parley. Can you yell at him if he starts fuckin off?! Tennis gods have been on my ass. I pop my head up I get whacked. I go away air bet get a bunch right in a row, come back and bet for real and get whacked again.

**DownTheLine** · 02-26-14, 11:42 PM

Gulbis still didn't serve badly tho

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 12:22 AM

Andy Murray, wake the fukk up you British prick.

**sluggy1616** · 02-27-14, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Andy Murray, wake the fukk up you British prick.

LOL when the system lets me xfer bet points they will be coming your way!!!

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 12:59 AM

My hate knows Ws

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 09:47 AM

Waiting for my live options to populate, but looking for Berdych-Tsonga Ends in 3 sets

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 09:51 AM

2.27.14
ATP Dubai: Berdych-Tsonga Ends in 3 sets +130

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 11:00 AM

Guess the day of rest did not help Bonga much. Loving where the Dubai futures sit, but thought this doof could win a set today.

Way to fukk things up you lazy fukk.

**CallMeGENO** · 02-27-14, 11:07 AM

ya dude this match isnt very even at all.

**CallMeGENO** · 02-27-14, 11:09 AM

tsonga cant get a first serve in to save his life. needs some easy points...

**CallMeGENO** · 02-27-14, 11:13 AM

0-30 and tsonga goes for a return winner.... where are your brains.... put the pressure on him!

**Hardcoar** · 02-27-14, 11:15 AM

What futures are you on?

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 11:17 AM

Way to keep blowing those break points Bonga, you shit bag.

Holding Djokovic & the Berd.

**CallMeGENO** · 02-27-14, 11:21 AM

holy shit does he suck.

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 11:23 AM

I'm just waiting for the shit hole to actually get a break and give it right back. That'd be fun.

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 11:27 AM

Oh good lord, just blow it already.

**CallMeGENO** · 02-27-14, 11:32 AM

its not like berd is doing anything special! geeze tsonga just sucks so bad! some of these errors are atrocious

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 11:33 AM

I always expect the lazy effort, but grab a gift now and again and convert a BP you miserable prick.

**CallMeGENO** · 02-27-14, 11:36 AM

drop shot bullshit, forehands long, backhands into the stands.... tsonga can error w the best of em

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 11:37 AM

Blow it. Blow it.Blow it.

**CallMeGENO** · 02-27-14, 11:38 AM

hahahha!!!! and double faults!!!! dont forget that!!!!!

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 11:39 AM

Finally. Thanks for getting this over with you fukkstick.-

**EaglesPhan36** · 02-27-14, 04:09 PM

ATP Acapulco: Karlovic-Dolgopolov Ends in 2 Sets [-182]
ATP Acapulco: Dimitrov -115