The worst summer soccer/futbol/football picks on SBR (DO NOT TAIL THESE!)

[ParlayininHTown]

June 3, 2014
Play No. 1
International Friendly: Austria at Czech Republic -- DRAW (+235)
Risking $50.00 to win $117.50

[beefcake]

Congrats on being .500 in your last 12. Must feel amazing considering the start..

[azsportswin]

Congrats on being .500 in your last 12. Must feel amazing considering the start..

Indeed....I felt the pendulum was starting to swing the other direction for our good man parlay a week or so ago....I'm tailing with confidence....let's get that bankroll back into the green!

[beefcake]

Dammit..futbol24.com rang for a goal at 2-2..then the buzzer sounded..Fukk me..Must have been offsides..

[azsportswin]

Dammit..futbol24.com rang for a goal at 2-2..then the buzzer sounded..Fukk me..Must have been offsides..

Yeah.....was still hoping to celebrate after that damn buzzer went off....many times a team will come right back and get a goal after one has been disallowed, but not this time. Rats!!!!!!!

[ParlayininHTown]

Dammit..futbol24.com rang for a goal at 2-2..then the buzzer sounded..Fukk me..Must have been offsides..

Yeah.....was still hoping to celebrate after that damn buzzer went off....many times a team will come right back and get a goal after one has been disallowed, but not this time. Rats!!!!!!!

I watched the final half an hour (give or take) on a stream, and I can confirm they disallowed the goal for offsides. I watched the replay twice, and I believe they made the wrong call. Oh well. Sometimes you catch the breaks, and sometimes they go against you.

[ParlayininHTown]

June 3, 2014
Play No. 2
International Friendly: México ML (+123)
Risking $100.00 to win $123.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 9-23-3

Total loss: -$1,230.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 4, 2014
Play No. 1
International Friendly: Ecuador vs. England -- OVER 2.5 (+135)
Risking $100.00 to win $135.00


Let's make it three in a row, shall we?

[ParlayininHTown]

June 4, 2014
Play No. 2
Major League Soccer: Chicago Fire at Colorado Rapids -- OVER 2.5 (-115)
Risking $115.00 to win $100.00

[azsportswin]

June 4, 2014
Play No. 1
International Friendly: Ecuador vs. England -- OVER 2.5 (+135)
Risking $100.00 to win $135.00


Let's make it three in a row, shall we?

Winner winner chicken dinner baby!!! I like your MLS play too....let's get it!!!!!!!

[danielst]

I watched the final half an hour (give or take) on a stream, and I can confirm they disallowed the goal for offsides. I watched the replay twice, and I believe they made the wrong call. Oh well. Sometimes you catch the breaks, and sometimes they go against you.

they disallowed the goal because of a foul, not because of offside

[ParlayininHTown]

they disallowed the goal because of a foul, not because of offside

Tell that to the announcers who said it was disallowed for offside on the stream I was watching

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 10-24-3

Total loss: -$1,210.00

Three losses out of four ain't bad ...

[ParlayininHTown]

June 5, 2014
Play No. 1
Icelandic First Divion: Haukar Hafnarfjörður at Leiknir Reykjavík -- UNDER 2.5 (+115)
Risking $100.00 to win $115.00


This is a total degenerate bet, so this should be excellent fade material ...

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 11-24-3

Total loss: -$1,095.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 6, 2014
Play No. 1
International Friendly: Armenia at Germany -- OVER 3.5 (-110)
Risking $110.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 6, 2014
Play No. 2
Major League Soccer: Sporting Kansas City at El Dynamo de Houston -- OVER 2.5 (+125)
Risking $100.00 to win $125.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 12-25-3

Total loss: -$1,095.00


I think I might score again before the Dynamo do ...

[ParlayininHTown]

June 7, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
J-League division 2: Roasso Kumamoto PK/DNB (+110)
Risking $100.00 to win $110.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 7, 2014
Play No. 2
International Friendly: Cameroon -1.5 (+100)
Risking $100.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 7, 2014
Play No. 3
Spanish Segunda Division: CE Sabadell FC ML (+122)
Risking $100.00 to win $122.00


Had to post these picks well before kickoff, as I want to turn my full attention to work and get through it as early as possible. Good luck today, fellas.

[ParlayininHTown]

June 7, 2014
Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: San Jose Earthquakes +0.5 (-115)
Risking $115.00 to win $100.00


All you have to do is fade and profit. It's that easy when you're getting picks from a gigantic loser who is the most worthless excuse for a soccer bettor in the history of mankind.

[ParlayininHTown]

June 7, 2014
Play No. 5
Major League Soccer: Vancouver Whitecaps PK/DNB (+115)
Risking $100.00 to win $115.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 7, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 6
Major League Soccer: Portland Timbers at Real Salt Lake -- OVER 2.5 (-125)
Risking $125.00 to win $100.00

Time to wrap up another winless day in soccer as my pointless existence rolls on ...

[ParlayininHTown]

Edit -- Hey, finally lucked my way into a win ... Reminiscent of that #dontgiveafukk theme EP had working a while back.

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 13-28-5

Total loss: -$1,310.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 8, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
K League Challenge: Gangwon FC PK/DNB (+100)
Risking $100.00 to win $100.00

[scotthoffman]

June 8, 2014
1. Germany Oberliga NOFV-Nord, 1 PM Malchower v Torgelower Greif, tip:1(Malchower)
2. Germany Oberliga Westfalen, 2 PM Dornberg – Westfalia Herne, tip:2(Westfalia Herne)
Risking $100 to win $200
Good luck

[ParlayininHTown]

June 8, 2014
Play No. 2
Spanish Segunda Division: AD Alcorcón -0.5 (-108)
Risking $108.00 to win $100.00

[stlouis262014]

RECORD: 11-24-3

Total loss: -$1,095.00

Nice

[ParlayininHTown]

June 8, 2014
Play No. 3
International Friendly: Jamaica at France -- UNDER 2.5 (-108)
Risking $108.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

June 8, 2014
Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: New York Red Bulls +1 (-155)
Risking $155.00 to win $100.00


Here's the next loser. Revs win in a runaway because I took Red Bulls +1, and complete losers like me deserve to suck at everything.

[ParlayininHTown]

June 8, 2014
Play No. 5
Major League Soccer: L.A. Galaxy -1 (+110)
Risking $100.00 to win $110.00


One more fade to cap off the weekend.

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 15-30-6

Total loss: -$1,318.00


Making a strong case to claim the title of world's worst soccer bettor ...