The worst summer soccer/futbol/football picks on SBR (DO NOT TAIL THESE!)

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-27-14, 12:07 AM

May 27, 2014
Play No. 1
International Friendly: France -1 (-130)
Risking $130.00 to win $100.00

**azsportswin** · 05-27-14, 03:50 PM

And hereith begins the turnaround! Well done Parlay!

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-27-14, 04:34 PM

May 27, 2014
Play No. 2
Major League Soccer: Sporting Kansas City ML (+102)
Risking $100.00 to win $102.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-27-14, 08:42 PM

May 27, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 3
International Friendly: Azerbaijan at United States of America -- UNDER 3 (-115)
Risking $115.00 to win $100.00

**azsportswin** · 05-27-14, 09:01 PM

Hope u get #3....sporting kc really stunk it up!

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-28-14, 12:30 AM

RECORD: 3-12-1

Total loss: -$828.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-28-14, 11:44 AM

May 28, 2014
Play No. 1
International Friendly: Sweden at Denmark -- OVER 2.5 (+110)
Risking $100.00 to win $110.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-28-14, 04:11 PM

May 28, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 2
Major League Soccer: Portland Timbers at Chivas USA -- OVER 2.5 (-102)
Risking $102.00 to win $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-30-14, 09:54 AM

RECORD: 3-14-1

Total loss: -$1,030.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-30-14, 09:55 AM

May 30, 2014
Play No. 1
Ireland Premier Division: Cork City FC -1 (-116)
Risking $116.00 to win $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-30-14, 04:51 PM

May 30, 2014
Play No. 2
International Friendly: Chile -1.5 (+120)
Risking $100.00 to win $120.00

Just cooked up another absolute blowout loser for you all ...

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-30-14, 10:10 PM

RECORD: 3-15-2

Total loss: -$1,130.00

#allIdoislose

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-30-14, 11:56 PM

May 31, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
J-League division 2: Shonan Bellmare -1.5 (+110)
Risking $100.00 to win $110.00

Play No. 2
International Friendly: Russia ML (+125)
Risking $100.00 to win $125.00

You know what to do ...

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 09:17 AM

May 31, 2014
Play No. 3
Spanish Segunda División: CE Sabadell FC +0.5 (+105)
Risking $100.00 to win $105.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 12:57 PM

May 31, 2014
Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: Real Salt Lake at Seattle Sounders -- DRAW (+270)
Risking $50.00 to win $135.00

I'm not exactly sure how you should fade this, but definitely don't bet the draw on this match. One of these two sides will walk away with all three points now that I've bet the draw.

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 04:36 PM

May 31, 2014
Play No. 5
Major League Soccer: Sporting Kansas City PK/DNB (-120)
Risking $120.00 to win $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 08:27 PM

May 31, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Loser No. 6
Major League Soccer: Philadelphia Union at Chivas USA -- OVER 2.5 (+105)
Risking $100.00 to win $105.00

Let's make it nine out of 10 from the most moronic, worthless, piece-of-shit soccer bettor in the universe. Time to go punch myself in the face a few times for wasting my time and money and being a miserable failure at everything I attempt in life.
Unless this is rigged/fixed to go over, there is absolutely no chance this losing streak ends tonight.

FUKK

**SixFigures** · 05-31-14, 09:04 PM

How do you have so much money to burn? I sweat when I chuck $10 on a play

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by SixFigures

How do you have so much money to burn? I sweat when I chuck $10 on a play

I'm pissing away my French Open winnings on these bets. Thank goodness I'm capping something worth a fukk right now.

Also, I am lucky enough to have a full-time job that pays decent. That, along with being single/repulsive to women and having absolutely no social life, leaves me with money to throw around.

I finished up $2,100 in my previous soccer thread, so I won't be too concerned about the cash I'm burning until I'm down at least $3,000 in this thread.

**SixFigures** · 05-31-14, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

I'm pissing away my French Open winnings on these bets. Thank goodness I'm capping something worth a fukk right now.

Also, I am lucky enough to have a full-time job that pays decent. That, along with being single/repulsive to women and having absolutely no social life, leaves me with money to throw around.

I finished up $2,100 in my previous soccer thread, so I won't be too concerned about the cash I'm burning until I'm down at least $3,000 in this thread.

dem feels

**SarahPalin** · 05-31-14, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

I'm pissing away my French Open winnings on these bets. Thank goodness I'm capping something worth a fukk right now.

Also, I am lucky enough to have a full-time job that pays decent. That, along with being single/repulsive to women and having absolutely no social life, leaves me with money to throw around.

I finished up $2,100 in my previous soccer thread, so I won't be too concerned about the cash I'm burning until I'm down at least $3,000 in this thread.

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 11:20 PM

'Bout fukking time I got one ... I don't know who fixed it to go over, but thanks.

Minor relief instead of major frustration for a change. Need to stay focused and build on this.

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by SarahPalin

I wish cops would ask me that, but they just tell me slow down and be careful before handing me a speeding ticket.

I need some more absolute blowout winners, pal. Help me out here.

**ParlayininHTown** · 05-31-14, 11:36 PM

RECORD: 4-20-2

Total loss: -$1,495.00

Positive spin: The first three numbers in my record are 420 ...

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-01-14, 01:39 AM

June 1, 2014
Play No. 1
Ireland Premier Division: Shamrock Rovers PK/DNB (+115)
Risking $100.00 to win $115.00

**beefcake** · 06-01-14, 09:46 AM

Glad my Karma rubbed off in the philly game..Here's to a gradual comeback as Rome or rather your bankroll was not built in a day.

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-01-14, 09:50 AM

June 1, 2014
Play No. 2
Norwegian First Division: Tromsø Idrettslag at Idrottslaget Hødd -- OVER 2.5 (-115)
Risking $115.00 to win $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-01-14, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by beefcake

Glad my Karma rubbed off in the philly game..Here's to a gradual comeback as Rome or rather your bankroll was not built in a day.

Thanks Beef.

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-01-14, 12:07 PM

June 1, 2014
Play No. 3
International Friendly: United States of America PK/DNB (-129)
Risking $129.00 to win $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-01-14, 02:01 PM

June 1, 2014
Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: Chicago Fire PK/DNB (+135)
Risking $100.00 to win $135.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-01-14, 04:44 PM

June 1, 2014
Play No. 5
Major League Soccer: Colorado Rapids ML (-133)
Risking $133.00 to win $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-01-14, 09:18 PM

RECORD: 7-21-3

Total loss: -$1,295.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-02-14, 10:30 AM

June 2, 2014
Play No. 1
Ireland Premier Division: Drogheda United at St. Patrick's Athletic -- OVER 3 (-120)
Risking $120.00 to win $100.00

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-02-14, 04:58 PM

June 2, 2014
Play No. 2
International Friendly: Japan ML (+115)
Risking $100.00 to win $115.00

I don't like that this line hasn't moved much despite a lot of love for Japan, but what the heck ...

**ParlayininHTown** · 06-02-14, 10:45 PM

RECORD: 9-21-3

Total loss: -$1,080.00