The worst summer soccer/futbol/football picks on SBR (DO NOT TAIL THESE!)

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  • ParlayininHTown
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-10
    • 7561

    #36
    May 27, 2014
    Play No. 1
    International Friendly: France -1 (-130)
    Risking $130.00 to win $100.00
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    • azsportswin
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 10-03-13
      • 625

      #37
      And hereith begins the turnaround! Well done Parlay!
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      • ParlayininHTown
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-27-10
        • 7561

        #38
        May 27, 2014
        Play No. 2
        Major League Soccer: Sporting Kansas City ML (+102)
        Risking $100.00 to win $102.00
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        • ParlayininHTown
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-27-10
          • 7561

          #39
          May 27, 2014
          LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 3
          International Friendly: Azerbaijan at United States of America -- UNDER 3 (-115)
          Risking $115.00 to win $100.00
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          • azsportswin
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 10-03-13
            • 625

            #40
            Hope u get #3....sporting kc really stunk it up!
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            • ParlayininHTown
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-27-10
              • 7561

              #41
              RECORD: 3-12-1

              Total loss: -$828.00
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              • ParlayininHTown
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-27-10
                • 7561

                #42
                May 28, 2014
                Play No. 1
                International Friendly: Sweden at Denmark -- OVER 2.5 (+110)
                Risking $100.00 to win $110.00
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                • ParlayininHTown
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-27-10
                  • 7561

                  #43
                  May 28, 2014
                  LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 2
                  Major League Soccer: Portland Timbers at Chivas USA -- OVER 2.5 (-102)
                  Risking $102.00 to win $100.00
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                  • ParlayininHTown
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-27-10
                    • 7561

                    #44
                    RECORD: 3-14-1

                    Total loss: -$1,030.00
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                    • ParlayininHTown
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-27-10
                      • 7561

                      #45
                      May 30, 2014
                      Play No. 1
                      Ireland Premier Division: Cork City FC -1 (-116)
                      Risking $116.00 to win $100.00
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                      • ParlayininHTown
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-27-10
                        • 7561

                        #46
                        May 30, 2014
                        Play No. 2
                        International Friendly: Chile -1.5 (+120)
                        Risking $100.00 to win $120.00


                        Just cooked up another absolute blowout loser for you all ...
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                        • ParlayininHTown
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-27-10
                          • 7561

                          #47
                          RECORD: 3-15-2

                          Total loss: -$1,130.00


                          #allIdoislose
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                          • ParlayininHTown
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-27-10
                            • 7561

                            #48
                            May 31, 2014
                            EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                            J-League division 2: Shonan Bellmare -1.5 (+110)
                            Risking $100.00 to win $110.00



                            Play No. 2
                            International Friendly: Russia ML (+125)
                            Risking $100.00 to win $125.00



                            You know what to do ...
                            Last edited by ParlayininHTown; 05-31-14, 12:01 AM. Reason: added play No. 2
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                            • ParlayininHTown
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-27-10
                              • 7561

                              #49
                              May 31, 2014
                              Play No. 3
                              Spanish Segunda División: CE Sabadell FC +0.5 (+105)
                              Risking $100.00 to win $105.00
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                              • ParlayininHTown
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-27-10
                                • 7561

                                #50
                                May 31, 2014
                                Play No. 4
                                Major League Soccer: Real Salt Lake at Seattle Sounders -- DRAW (+270)
                                Risking $50.00 to win $135.00


                                I'm not exactly sure how you should fade this, but definitely don't bet the draw on this match. One of these two sides will walk away with all three points now that I've bet the draw.
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                                • ParlayininHTown
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-27-10
                                  • 7561

                                  #51
                                  May 31, 2014
                                  Play No. 5
                                  Major League Soccer: Sporting Kansas City PK/DNB (-120)
                                  Risking $120.00 to win $100.00

                                  Comment
                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-27-10
                                    • 7561

                                    #52
                                    May 31, 2014
                                    LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Loser No. 6
                                    Major League Soccer: Philadelphia Union at Chivas USA -- OVER 2.5 (+105)
                                    Risking $100.00 to win $105.00


                                    Let's make it nine out of 10 from the most moronic, worthless, piece-of-shit soccer bettor in the universe. Time to go punch myself in the face a few times for wasting my time and money and being a miserable failure at everything I attempt in life.
                                    Unless this is rigged/fixed to go over, there is absolutely no chance this losing streak ends tonight.

                                    FUKK
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                                    • SixFigures
                                      SBR Rookie
                                      • 05-28-14
                                      • 35

                                      #53
                                      How do you have so much money to burn? I sweat when I chuck $10 on a play
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                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-27-10
                                        • 7561

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by SixFigures
                                        How do you have so much money to burn? I sweat when I chuck $10 on a play
                                        I'm pissing away my French Open winnings on these bets. Thank goodness I'm capping something worth a fukk right now.

                                        Also, I am lucky enough to have a full-time job that pays decent. That, along with being single/repulsive to women and having absolutely no social life, leaves me with money to throw around.

                                        I finished up $2,100 in my previous soccer thread, so I won't be too concerned about the cash I'm burning until I'm down at least $3,000 in this thread.
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                                        • SixFigures
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 05-28-14
                                          • 35

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                          I'm pissing away my French Open winnings on these bets. Thank goodness I'm capping something worth a fukk right now.

                                          Also, I am lucky enough to have a full-time job that pays decent. That, along with being single/repulsive to women and having absolutely no social life, leaves me with money to throw around.

                                          I finished up $2,100 in my previous soccer thread, so I won't be too concerned about the cash I'm burning until I'm down at least $3,000 in this thread.
                                          dem feels
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                                          • SarahPalin
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-26-13
                                            • 1489

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                            I'm pissing away my French Open winnings on these bets. Thank goodness I'm capping something worth a fukk right now.

                                            Also, I am lucky enough to have a full-time job that pays decent. That, along with being single/repulsive to women and having absolutely no social life, leaves me with money to throw around.

                                            I finished up $2,100 in my previous soccer thread, so I won't be too concerned about the cash I'm burning until I'm down at least $3,000 in this thread.
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                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-27-10
                                              • 7561

                                              #57
                                              'Bout fukking time I got one ... I don't know who fixed it to go over, but thanks.

                                              Minor relief instead of major frustration for a change. Need to stay focused and build on this.
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                                              • ParlayininHTown
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-27-10
                                                • 7561

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by SarahPalin

                                                I wish cops would ask me that, but they just tell me slow down and be careful before handing me a speeding ticket.

                                                I need some more absolute blowout winners, pal. Help me out here.
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                                                • ParlayininHTown
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 06-27-10
                                                  • 7561

                                                  #59
                                                  RECORD: 4-20-2

                                                  Total loss: -$1,495.00



                                                  Positive spin: The first three numbers in my record are 420 ...
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                                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-27-10
                                                    • 7561

                                                    #60
                                                    June 1, 2014
                                                    Play No. 1
                                                    Ireland Premier Division: Shamrock Rovers PK/DNB (+115)
                                                    Risking $100.00 to win $115.00
                                                    Comment
                                                    • beefcake
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-26-09
                                                      • 14029

                                                      #61
                                                      Glad my Karma rubbed off in the philly game..Here's to a gradual comeback as Rome or rather your bankroll was not built in a day.
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                                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-27-10
                                                        • 7561

                                                        #62
                                                        June 1, 2014
                                                        Play No. 2
                                                        Norwegian First Division: Tromsø Idrettslag at Idrottslaget Hødd -- OVER 2.5 (-115)
                                                        Risking $115.00 to win $100.00

                                                        Comment
                                                        • ParlayininHTown
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 06-27-10
                                                          • 7561

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by beefcake
                                                          Glad my Karma rubbed off in the philly game..Here's to a gradual comeback as Rome or rather your bankroll was not built in a day.
                                                          Thanks Beef.
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                                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-27-10
                                                            • 7561

                                                            #64
                                                            June 1, 2014
                                                            Play No. 3
                                                            International Friendly: United States of America PK/DNB (-129)
                                                            Risking $129.00 to win $100.00

                                                            Comment
                                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-27-10
                                                              • 7561

                                                              #65
                                                              June 1, 2014
                                                              Play No. 4
                                                              Major League Soccer: Chicago Fire PK/DNB (+135)
                                                              Risking $100.00 to win $135.00
                                                              Comment
                                                              • ParlayininHTown
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-27-10
                                                                • 7561

                                                                #66
                                                                June 1, 2014
                                                                Play No. 5
                                                                Major League Soccer: Colorado Rapids ML (-133)
                                                                Risking $133.00 to win $100.00
                                                                Comment
                                                                • ParlayininHTown
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-27-10
                                                                  • 7561

                                                                  #67
                                                                  RECORD: 7-21-3

                                                                  Total loss: -$1,295.00
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                                                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 06-27-10
                                                                    • 7561

                                                                    #68
                                                                    June 2, 2014
                                                                    Play No. 1
                                                                    Ireland Premier Division: Drogheda United at St. Patrick's Athletic -- OVER 3 (-120)
                                                                    Risking $120.00 to win $100.00
                                                                    Comment
                                                                    • ParlayininHTown
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-27-10
                                                                      • 7561

                                                                      #69
                                                                      June 2, 2014
                                                                      Play No. 2
                                                                      International Friendly: Japan ML (+115)
                                                                      Risking $100.00 to win $115.00


                                                                      I don't like that this line hasn't moved much despite a lot of love for Japan, but what the heck ...
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                                                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 06-27-10
                                                                        • 7561

                                                                        #70
                                                                        RECORD: 9-21-3

                                                                        Total loss: -$1,080.00
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