The worst summer soccer/futbol/football picks on SBR (DO NOT TAIL THESE!)

[ParlayininHTown]

Independence Day 2014
Loser No. 1
World Cup quarterfinals: France vs. Germany -- DRAW (+220)
Risking $100.00 to win $220.00

[ParlayininHTown]

Independence Day 2014
Loser No. 2
World Cup quarterfinals: Brazil vs. Colombia -- DRAW (+290)
Risking $100.00 to win $290.00


There is absolutely NO WAY these two will let this go to ET now that I have bet the draw.

[ParlayininHTown]

Independence Day 2014
Loser No. 3
Major League Soccer: New York Red Bulls ML (+151)
Risking $100.00 to win $151.00

[ParlayininHTown]

Independence Day 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: Portland Timbers at L.A. Galaxy -- OVER 3.5 (+185)
Risking $100.00 to win $185.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 43-60-12

Total loss: -$1404.50


I don't care about the money or the losses. I just want the pain to go away and to not hate life.

[ParlayininHTown]

July 5, 2014
Play No. 1
World Cup quarterfinals: Argentina vs. Belgium -- OVER 2.5 (+125)
Risking $100.00 to win $125.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 5, 2014
Loser No. 2
World Cup quarterfinals: Costa Rica +1 (+100)
Risking $100.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 5, 2014
Play No. 3
Major League Soccer: Toronto FC ML (-102)
Risking $102.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 5, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: Chivas USA PK/DNB (-107)
Risking $107.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 45-62-12

Total loss: -$1,406.50

[jpot34]

RECORD: 45-62-12

Total loss: -$1,406.50

If you're cold just quit for a while, or completely! No use in beating yourself up over this dumb hobby.

[chidondollars]

If you're cold just quit for a while, or completely! No use in beating yourself up over this dumb hobby.

He normally turn it around.

[ParlayininHTown]

July 6, 2014
Play No. 1
Russian Football National League: Sakhalin Sakhalinsk at Anzhi Makhachkala -- OVER 2.5 (-130)
Risking $130.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 6, 2014
Loser No. 2
Major League Soccer: Chicago Fire at Sporting Kansas City -- DRAW (+285)
Risking $50.00 to win $142.50

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 46-63-12

Total loss: -$1,394.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 8, 2014
Loser No. 1
World Cup semifinals: Brazil vs. Germany -- UNDER 2 (+100)
Risking $100.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 46-64-12

Total loss: -$1,494.00



#loserwhowillalwaysfailatlife

[ParlayininHTown]

July 9, 2014
Loser No. 1
World Cup semifinals: Argentina vs. Netherlands -- DRAW (+230)
Risking $50.00 to win $115.00




The winning team will win in regular time and will do so by multiple goals now that I have booked the draw. If you bet the draw here, do whatever you can in your power to get off that bet, because it is destined to lose no matter what now that I am on it. I am such a fukking moron who can't figure out anything in life.

[rankslash]

Congrats on the Draw! Great bet!

When will you start your thread for the European competitions? Premiership season is starting in early August?

[ParlayininHTown]

Congrats on the Draw! Great bet!

When will you start your thread for the European competitions? Premiership season is starting in early August?

Likely to do it the opening week of EPL.

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 47-64-12

Total loss: -$1,379.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 11, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Loser No. 1
Major League Soccer: D.C. United +0.5 (-120)
Risking $120.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 48-64-12

Total loss: -$1,279.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 12, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
K-League Classic: Jeonnam Dragons PK/DNB (-140)
Risking $140.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 12, 2014
Play No. 2
Norwegian Tippeligaen: Odds BK at FK Bodø/Glimt -- OVER 2.5 (-120)
Risking $120.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 12, 2014
Play No. 3
World Cup consolation game: Netherlands PK/DNB (+145)
Risking $100.00 to win $145.00


Tailing me is like asking someone to burn your money. Sorry for being such a pathetic waste of space.

[ParlayininHTown]

July 12, 2014
Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: Toronto FC ML (-123)
Risking $123.00 to win $100.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 12, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 5
Major League Soccer: Real Salt Lake at L.A. Galaxy -- DRAW (+300)
Risking $50.00 to win $150.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 52-65-12

Total loss: -$884.00

[ParlayininHTown]

July 13, 2014
EARLY MORNING/LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
K-League Classic: Jeju United PK/DNB (+120)
Risking $100.00 to win $120.00



Play No. 2
Ireland Premier Division: Sligo Rovers -1 (-125)
Risking $125.00 to win $100.00

[Jcole94]

damn you are so trash lol

[ParlayininHTown]

I am a fukking worthless excuse for a man with nothing to offer to the world who deserves to be put out of his misery.

I am so pathetic that I don't even understand the point in trying anymore. I see you are in complete agreement on this, so please do yourself and myself a favor by stopping by and slitting my throat any time. I'll write a suicide note and make arrangements so you don't have to worry about being arrested and charged later.

Thanks.

[ParlayininHTown]

July 14, 2014
Play No. 3/Loser No. 2
World Cup final: Argentina PK/DNB (+145)
Risking $100.00 to win $145.00


Only a complete dumbass would not have Germany in this one, but I'm a loser who has no idea what he's doing, so I'm rolling with the clearly inferior side. Can't wait to watch Muller and Co. destroy Argentina and make my bet look like one of the worst picks and decisions in recent history. Don't know why I'm even betting it when I know damn well it's just money down the drain.

[ParlayininHTown]

July 13, 2014
LATE-NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!/Play No. 4
Major League Soccer: Portland Timbers +0.5 (+130)
Risking $100.00 to win $130.00

[ParlayininHTown]

RECORD: 53-67-13

Total loss: -$989.00


Just another day when I received more confirmation that I need to quit wasting time on this "life" thing.