Big Johnny Rockets 58-7 in MLB

**jpearl** · 06-16-21, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by service plays

omg omg omg

johnny rockets is on an incredible 58-7 streak.

He had colorado +215 and seattle +125 who won 10-0 last night.

I was on them. I won big, i won huge, i am a believer.

Who has his picks? Who will buy them? Omg we need them, we have to have them yesterday. Holy cow this guy is great, he is awesome.

Hurry someone, anyone, please please get big johnny rockets megatron game of the universe tonight !!! Holy cow, holy bat man, holy crap, just holy, holy, holy mother of jesus please if we don't get this sbr may just shut down forever and ever amen.

I am going insane in anticipation of this play, it will change your life, my life and put books out of business after this colossal play crushes the universe.

Hurry save us all !!!!!!!!

hahahahaha

**Service Plays** · 06-16-21, 04:05 PM

He rocked the universe again !!!!!!!!!!

St Louis in a shut out!

He's inhuman, a soothsayer, he is the real deal.

My goodness gracious who else do you need but Big Johnny Rockets

To the moon baby !!!!!!

**ChipBell** · 06-17-21, 09:18 AM

Sounds like a Link, Lang, Jtooler wannabe.
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**Jinglymutai** · 06-17-21, 11:07 AM

This is fantastic! Do you have his season long numbers! I am very excited about this Johnny guy do you have a Website where I can buy his Picks! Jingly is impressed with Johnny Sacks from Sopranos!

**StackinGreen** · 06-17-21, 05:19 PM

Pick before the game maybe? Or did he go 1-4 and you just told us the winner?

**Service Plays** · 06-17-21, 06:33 PM

Perhaps you guys have lost your minds. This was a satire in regards to the idiots posting in Game of the Year thread.

**always-lose** · 06-18-21, 12:09 AM

We can all win if it’s after the game. Put something out before the game and let’s see how this AMAZING , INHUMAN, SOOTHSAYER, REAL DEAL is because we can’t believe if he’s that good you wouldn’t share for everyone to experience the thrill and excitement.

**clockwise1965** · 06-18-21, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by Service Plays

OMG OMG OMG

Johnny Rockets is on an incredible 58-7 streak.

He had Colorado +215 and Seattle +125 who won 10-0 last night.

I was on them. I won big, I won huge, I am a believer.

Who has his picks? Who will buy them? OMG we need them, we have to have them yesterday. Holy cow this guy is great, he is awesome.

Hurry someone, anyone, please please get big Johnny Rockets Megatron Game of the Universe tonight !!! Holy cow, holy bat man, holy crap, just holy, holy, holy mother of jesus please if we don't get this SBR may just shut down forever and ever amen.

I am going insane in anticipation of this play, it will change your life, my life and put books out of business after this colossal play crushes the universe.

Hurry save us all !!!!!!!!

58-7 sucks compared to his record last year. He was108-7 last year.

Sign me up!