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    Obama declares state of emergency over labia

    EXECUTIVE ORDER BLOCKING PROPERTY AND PROHIBITING CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS RELATED TO LIBYA

    By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the

    ...United States of America, including the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (50 U.S.C. 1701 et seq.) (IEEPA), the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. 1601 et seq.) (NEA), and section 301 of title 3, United States Code,

    I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, find that Colonel Muammar Qadhafi, his government, and close associates have taken extreme measures against the people of Libya, including by using weapons of war, mercenaries, and wanton violence against unarmed civilians.

    I further find that there is a serious risk that Libyan state assets will be misappropriated by Qadhafi, members of his government, members of his family, or his close associates if those assets are not protected.

    The foregoing circumstances, the prolonged attacks, and the increased numbers of Libyans seeking refuge in other countries from the attacks, have caused a deterioration in the security of Libya and pose a serious risk to its stability, thereby constituting an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States, and I hereby declare a national emergency to deal with that threat.

    I hereby order:

    Section 1. All property and interests in property that are in the United States, that hereafter come within the United States, or that are or hereafter come within the possession or control of any United States person, including any overseas branch, of the following persons are blocked and may not be transferred, paid, exported, withdrawn, or otherwise
    dealt in:

    (a) the persons listed in the Annex to this order; and (b) any person determined by the Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Secretary of State:

    (i) to be a senior official of the Government of Libya; (ii) to be a child of Colonel Muammar Qadhafi; (iii) to be responsible for or complicit in, or responsible for ordering, controlling, or otherwise directing, or to have participated in, the commission of human rights abuses related to political repression in Libya; (iv) to have materially assisted, sponsored, or provided financial, material, logistical, or technical support for, or goods or services in support of the activities described in subsection (b)(iii) of this section or any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order; (v) to be owned or controlled by, or to have acted or purported to act for or on behalf of, any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order; or (vi) to be a spouse or dependent child of any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order.

    Sec. 2. All property and interests in property that are in the United States, that hereafter come within the United States, or that are or hereafter come within the possession or control of any United States person, including any overseas branch, of the Government of Libya, its agencies, instrumentalities, and controlled entities, and the Central Bank of Libya, are blocked and may not be transferred, paid, exported, withdrawn, or otherwise dealt in.

    Sec. 3. For those persons whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order who might have a constitutional presence in the United States, I find that because of the ability to transfer funds or other assets instantaneously, prior notice to such persons of measures to be taken pursuant to this order would render those measures ineffectual. I therefore determine that for these measures to be effective in addressing the national emergency declared in this order, there need be no prior notice of a listing or determination made pursuant to section 1 of this order.

    Sec. 4. I hereby determine that, to the extent section 203(b)(2) of IEEPA (50 U.S.C. 1702(b)(2)) may apply, the making of donations of the type of articles specified in such section by, to, or for the benefit of any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to sections 1 and 2 of this order would seriously impair my ability to deal with the national emergency declared in this order, and I hereby prohibit such donations as provided by sections 1 and 2 of this order.

    Sec. 5. The prohibitions in sections 1 and 2 of this order include but are not limited to:

    (a) the making of any contribution or provision of funds, goods, or services by, to, or for the benefit of any person whose property and interests in property are blocked pursuant to this order; and (b) the receipt of any contribution or provision of funds, goods, or services from any such person.

    Sec. 6. The prohibitions in sections 1 and 2 of this order apply except to the extent provided by statutes, or in regulations, orders, directives, or licenses that may be issued pursuant to this order, and notwithstanding any contract entered into or any license or permit granted prior to the effective date of this order.

    Sec. 7. (a) Any transaction by a United States person or within the United States that evades or avoids, has the purpose of evading or avoiding, causes a violation of, or attempts to violate any of the prohibitions set forth in this order is nprohibited.

    (b) Any conspiracy formed to violate any of the prohibitions set forth in this order is prohibited.

    Sec. 8. Nothing in this order shall prohibit transactions for the conduct of the official business of the Federal Government by employees, grantees, or contractors thereof.

    Sec. 9. For the purposes of this order:

    (a) the term "person" means an individual or entity;

    (b) the term "entity" means a partnership, association, trust, joint venture, corporation, group, subgroup, or other organization; and

    c) the term "United States person" means any United States citizen or national, permanent resident alien, entity organized under the laws of the United States or any jurisdiction within the United States (including foreign branches), or any person in the United States.

    Sec. 10. The Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Secretary of State, is hereby authorized to take such actions, including the promulgation of rules and regulations, and to employ all powers granted to the President by IEEPA as may be necessary to carry out the purposes of this order.

    The Secretary of the Treasury may redelegate any of these functions to other officers and agencies of the United States Government consistent with applicable law. All agencies of the United States Government are hereby directed to take all appropriate measures within their authority to carry out the provisions of this order.

    Sec. 11. The Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Secretary of State, is hereby authorized to determine that circumstances no longer warrant the blocking of the property and interests in property of a person listed in the Annex to this order, and to take necessary action to give effect to that determination.

    Sec. 12. The Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Secretary of State, is hereby authorized to submit the recurring and final reports to the Congress on the national emergency declared in this order, consistent with section 401(c) of the NEA (50 U.S.C. 1641(c)) and section 204(c) of IEEPA (50 U.S.C. 1703(c)).

    Sec. 13. This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

    Sec. 14. This order is effective at 8:00 p.m. eastern standard time on February 25, 2011.

    /s/ BARACK OBAMA
    THE WHITE HOUSE,
    February 25, 2011


    Here we go again. Military actions is imminent, or Libyian sleeper cells?

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    Ive been in a state of emergency over labia for fukin years

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    Ive been in a state of emergency over labia for fukin years

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    Obama declares state of emergency over labia

    You should head on over to Google Images, and type in labia ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE PROFIT View Post
    Ive been in a state of emergency over labia for fukin years

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    so many illiterate posters who cant even spell

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    luckily the world is not run on cheese or the people of wisconsin could have been in trouble

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    Obama doesn't care about Labia
    Obama doesn't care about the greedy unions destroying this country
    He wants to talk about some gay marriage.

    What a joker

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    Always been partial to the hangin' snatch type long, loose labia. Munchin' kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jones View Post
    Always been partial to the hangin' snatch type long, loose labia. Munchin' kind.
    me too. I like for that snatch to look like a basset hound in a hard hat

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    Obama is doing everything right without risking our military. Notice every time he speaks another dictator in the Middle East is ousted without a single bomb dropped from any of our planes.

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    I wish I wouldve seen this first....but if I couldnt, I am glad Profit got to it. LABIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Obama is doing everything right without risking our military. Notice every time he speaks another dictator in the Middle East is ousted without a single bomb dropped from any of our planes.
    but ya have to love the Bush way. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi & Afghani civilians dead with our bombs, thousands of American young men & women dead, the only man who could keep that bunch of fukin idiots in Iraq under control we hanged, and the man responsible for 9/11 still on the run. And 2 wars that have lasted almost as long as Vietnam now & bankrupted our country

    Looks like that has worked out pretty well. That stupid fuk Bush should be brought up on criminal charges

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    this is as close as I could get for 'ya......


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    Best typo ever

    That is really ******* funny

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    that works, opie.

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    Laughing my ass off reading these responses!

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    Obama declares unclean Labias will no longer be tolerated. Clean your shit women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hotdiggity11 View Post
    Obama declares unclean Labias will no longer be tolerated. Clean your shit women.
    LOL that is funny as hell! I like that he realizes he will have to kill a lot of people to stay in power. Egypt's ruler never got that memo. The Chinese have that down pat!!!

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