JJ GOLD Day 2012 - Roast forum mascot JJ Gold!

[stevek173]

lmao i have yet to go through the entire thread started working backwards man I do hope they double pay u

Good stuff

[sweep]

good one nick

watch that and then my video roasting it, i even wore an encore hat and the closest d&g sunglasses i had

Yo Mikee, U on a point restriction or something???? Tried shipping u a pt and it said this user may not receive any pts

[milwaukee mike]

i should be ok to receive points

probably just a software glitch try again later

[CMNoney]

Classic JJ: http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/106...-add-list.html

SBR NICKNAMES: Add To List

Bronxer -The Edge
Have you ever seen this clowns face?? He looks angry all the time and always wants to start, basically waiting for a guy to say something to him...he is very edgy.

Shari- Brick

A 170 pound fukkin girl who is 5-3 not what many thought when they all recieved fake pics of a 19 year old model

IWinYourMoney-Skimmer

Clowns said he was a cop and we found o9ut he worked at a pool company skimming fukkin pools and all his boys call him Skimmer.

Richie- The Rifleman

Guy was in prison over 7 years for attempted murder, he loves his guns

ApricotSinner-Grasshopper

Kid always jumping around, never sleeps and jumps all through hoops to scrape up money to bet

Opie- Piller

He takes more meds for various reasons and ailments so always has lots of pill containers around


Stealthy- Razor

Slices apart anything any poster writes and makes them look real bad with his lawyer and writing backround

Deuce- Tireboy

Every see fat kid putting air in tires??He is the company toy and at lunch time they stuff him in a fukkin tire and roll him down the fukkin hill

Tracer- Cap

Lol...........clown always talking about guns and how he killed 3 guys when he was young
He has numerous times said he would cap guys. Hey Tracer go get your fukkin cap gun.

Fishhead-Clocks

Guys has clocks all over the place and always looks at his watcheverything is times with this kid

Nina- Russia

Did you ever see her ??? Well they are great for russian style fukkin (put your rooster in between a girls as she holds them together)

Bobby-Twinkie or Sandals..well we all know that one

Zeta- Marblesave you ever heard this uneducated fuk talk?? He sounds like he has marbles in his mouth


LVBOUND- Hamburgerno need to explain

Noser-Sticksyou fuk love the guys from Texas that live out in the fukkin woods
Noser you would not last 10 days in Newark, we would chew you alive, in Nj we call living in the fukkin woods living in the fukkin sticks

[valaub04]

a kinder, gentler JJ Gold...

one liners:

Had a 2 hr talk today with Sweep

He was crying on the phone

Shari must of gave him and infraction, I will handle it

Sweeper is fine

I miss his vids

He gets emotional at times

Hey I cried yesterday and I am toughest guy on the forum

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[TheCalculator]

FAVORITE POST:

How much have you lost lifetime??? $175,000???

Living in one room shack for like $550 a month

old car

loaned up

Bet everything on board

Aren't you the guy that was forced to go to GA on a theft charge?? DO you want me to bring that up Son?????
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FAVORITE ONE LINERS:

"I wanted to show another side to me. Many think I am a sikko..."

"Phobia incarnation"

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[milwaukee mike]

calculator you should lose 1/2 the points for an ad before the video that lasted almost as long as the video

even though it had the tmobile girl

[BIGDAY]

Calculator!!!!!!

Nice work pal!!

[mathdotcom]

http://www.sbrforum.com/video/classic-hanky-webber-v-8828/

This is by far the best webber impersonation ever

Although webber has changed over the years, those who remember his act ~ 2008-2009 know this one by buzzy is bang on

hope buzzy is doing well

[milwaukee mike]

thanks for the free plays sbr

will be a fun night

hopefully the bucks have some luck in the lottery and I have some luck in the casino

[frankzig]

When are these freeplays to show up?

[TheCalculator]

calculator!!!!!!

Nice work pal!!

Thanks for bringing attention to this in the mma thread! Chances to imitate jj only come once a year!

[Roadtrip635]

Favorite Post

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/232554-going-gambling-breakfast.html

Going To A Gambling Breakfast

Once per month at a catering hall over 150 men all gather and we talk about our ventures, strategies, problems, ect. We have over 10 bookmakers there, 5 loan sharks and a few yao dealers. It is a great event monthly but you need to get invited as there are bouncers everywhere averaging 6-4, 290 or so blondes and studs than can fight. We got guys with tooth picks in their mouths, guys with $2000 suites, guys with schedule books and some guys even bring chalkboards and run their own little seminars. A few guys just do yayo on the bar, no women allowed as they are distractions. I would say at least 100 guns will be there. The range is from 14-85 or so. I am going now. The best part is peeking in the crawl space where at least 10 guys that like to play fuk around with bouncers. Last year I saw a guy with with head buried in the fukkin sand and the guy was pounding him in the ass, he was screaming I guess with pleasure and the bouncer kept his head buried in the sand so no one would here him. It is hilarious, a few other guys just give each other hand jobs and they are so paranoid all they do is keep looking around if anyone sees them. I also witness a few blow jobs where the blond bouncer would have duct tape on his mouth and then would sit on a beam and they gambler would blow him or vice versa. I know a perfect spot to view and no one knows I am there. I just bring this small mini telescope to see if I know anyone. It is very discreet an they keep noise (sex level) to a minimum to know ones what is going on. Once they come back upstairs some guys are a fukkin mess , hair all fukked up, shirts ripped, ect It gets fukkin crazy. Man men are sickos for sex. I could see Bread in that fukkin crawl space and Rogue Juror doing bad things.

I am off.......yes there is breakfast!!!!

For obvious reasons no video cameras, pictures or you will not get out alive.




Favorite One Liners

From JJ's Gambling post



Gambling.....It's what we do.



From JJ''s I'm proud of you guys that never give up post

If you quit gambling you will quit at everything in life...




JJ has made some disturbing late night videos, but this is the most disturbing and is rumored to be cursed...

[SHADYLANKY]

Solid performance

Still would never fuk her but nice debut

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/68400-swede-gets-9-video-debut.html

Is there any woman JJ wouldn't fukk?

Going to FUK TONIGHT

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/293378-vegas-right-now-caesars-palace.html

Yeah right JJ. What is more BS you being in VEGAS or you fukking?

[EmpireMaker]

Shari if I ever become in charge here I think it will be in your best interest for us to have an "arrangement"

ok hunny??????

It happens all the time in big business

Greatest hit in WTA french open thread

[EmpireMaker]

one-liner

Shari my score better be right, You have been out to get me for 8 months

[EmpireMaker]

one-liner #2 JJ to BTJ about Bet Islands

Jimmy bust this bubble gum bookie up

[dj_destroyer]

Time to get paidddd. I need to pay off some loans!

[BIGDAY]

Turned the 600pt free play into 666pts.

Kind of a creepy number to cash...


Thanks SBR and a special thanks to our Coach JJGOLD!!!

[dj_destroyer]

Turned the 600pt free play into 666pts.

Kind of a creepy number to cash...


Thanks SBR and a special thanks to our Coach JJGOLD!!!

Where can I find my points?

Also, how did you roll it over? What's the safest method?

[BIGDAY]

Where can I find my points?

Also, how did you roll it over? What's the safest method?

SBR Casino, you should have a second tab called "BONUS" click on that and select a game to play.

I chose Single deck BJ and played 10-15 per hand by the book. BOL pal

[sweep]

Where's my free play SBR?????????????

Dont make me come after you twink fuks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[milwaukee mike]

sweep did you look under bonus play?

bigday why did you play single deck when they rob you on blackjack? only reason to play that game is if you're counting cards

[BIGDAY]

I am a sucker for BJ.

How'd you fair Mike?

[mathdotcom]

Favorite Post

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/232554-going-gambling-breakfast.html

Going To A Gambling Breakfast

Once per month at a catering hall over 150 men all gather and we talk about our ventures, strategies, problems, ect. We have over 10 bookmakers there, 5 loan sharks and a few yao dealers. It is a great event monthly but you need to get invited as there are bouncers everywhere averaging 6-4, 290 or so blondes and studs than can fight. We got guys with tooth picks in their mouths, guys with $2000 suites, guys with schedule books and some guys even bring chalkboards and run their own little seminars. A few guys just do yayo on the bar, no women allowed as they are distractions. I would say at least 100 guns will be there. The range is from 14-85 or so. I am going now. The best part is peeking in the crawl space where at least 10 guys that like to play fuk around with bouncers. Last year I saw a guy with with head buried in the fukkin sand and the guy was pounding him in the ass, he was screaming I guess with pleasure and the bouncer kept his head buried in the sand so no one would here him. It is hilarious, a few other guys just give each other hand jobs and they are so paranoid all they do is keep looking around if anyone sees them. I also witness a few blow jobs where the blond bouncer would have duct tape on his mouth and then would sit on a beam and they gambler would blow him or vice versa. I know a perfect spot to view and no one knows I am there. I just bring this small mini telescope to see if I know anyone. It is very discreet an they keep noise (sex level) to a minimum to know ones what is going on. Once they come back upstairs some guys are a fukkin mess , hair all fukked up, shirts ripped, ect It gets fukkin crazy. Man men are sickos for sex. I could see Bread in that fukkin crawl space and Rogue Juror doing bad things.

I am off.......yes there is breakfast!!!!

For obvious reasons no video cameras, pictures or you will not get out alive.




Favorite One Liners

From JJ's Gambling post



Gambling.....It's what we do.



From JJ''s I'm proud of you guys that never give up post

If you quit gambling you will quit at everything in life...




JJ has made some disturbing late night videos, but this is the most disturbing and is rumored to be cursed...

[colts]

sweep did you look under bonus play?

bigday why did you play single deck when they rob you on blackjack? only reason to play that game is if you're counting cards

How do you look under bonus play?

... Nevermind, found it.

[dj_destroyer]

I rolled my 600 over to 640 playing multihand BJ (basic strategy) at about 5-10 a hand.

[jeffdane]

i got only 25. posted a link and one liner. where my other 50?

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Dang, can't believe I missed this.

[boeing power]

Great job guys, especially the guys that made videos.

[milwaukee mike]

I am a sucker for BJ.

How'd you fair Mike?

i think i had about 450 left which i decided to mostly lose on some stupid bets

thx boeing, are you going to use those points for a 3rd ipad to win our badge battle?

[a4u2fear]

turned 100 into 122 in multihand bj. 3x rollover isn't bad at all in the casino. Thanks SBR.

[boatboatboat]

times , they are a changing..........

[CarpeDime]

times , they are a changing..........

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