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  • SBR_John
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-12-05
    • 16471

    #106
    Lot of great ones but this one is special.

    ain't big time???


    Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

    Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

    Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

    I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

    Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

    Fuk her

    Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

    Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old
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    • robzilla
      SBR MVP
      • 10-25-07
      • 3556

      #107
      Been watching JJ vids for like 4 years now. Seen way more than I ever wanted to.
      Sometimes I try the JJ type yelling, but no one ever gets it.
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      • Nismo
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-07
        • 1166

        #108
        Older JJ post


        Originally posted by jjgold
        It was fact, on a crowded Saturday in Colege Football I was waiting in line to make a very large wager on Indiana and it was close. I was holding $5000 cash in one hand and in my other hand I had my Ice Cream Soda and a couple of Dogs and some jerkoff bumped me twice. The first time all I said was "common Cuz take it easy" he was with his boys and one of his friends called me a fat fuk and was bumped again. I again told him to cut it out and I a connected to an organization and he laughed. He then proceeded to call me a fat slob and I told him I wanted him to blow me. I pointed down to my rooster and told him to suck it. He pushed me and we went at it. I hit him hard a few times in the head and kicked him in the ribs. The polic came and I was thrown out and arrested. I got off with a fine as I knew "connected" people in vegas. The other punks were from Boise and just idiots having a good time. It was not my fault at all. The only embarassing thing was my sweats came off and I only had on my trunks and was escorted out that way. My 5k was returned to me as it fell to the floor. Everyone loved the fight and some were laughing at me when my sweats came off.

        I never returned since.
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        • MMAchicka
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-03-10
          • 437

          #109
          Originally posted by jjgold
          Who was this chick??
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          • Straight Cash
            SBR MVP
            • 11-20-09
            • 2202

            #110
            Post:
            (Regarding the Bay Breeze drink)
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Its actually a man's drink

            Many guys do not have the balls to order it

            I average 5 a day in Vegas..everyone looks at me in awe when I order one

            Mathy I love that room..take a pic of it..I snorted many lines in the bathroom right here also
            One Liner:
            Originally posted by jjgold
            I bet tons tons of gays could beat Manny to a pulp in a street fight
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            • SBR_John
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-12-05
              • 16471

              #111
              I'll give 40 points to anyone who finds the video of JJ on a phone call explaining how he was seduced by a tranny in Costa Rica.
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              • mathdotcom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-24-08
                • 11689

                #112
                Originally posted by SBR_John
                I'll give 40 points to anyone who finds the video of JJ on a phone call explaining how he was seduced by a tranny in Costa Rica.
                this one?

                Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.
                Last edited by mathdotcom; 05-28-12, 09:24 PM.
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                • Mug
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 02-25-11
                  • 269

                  #113
                  jj to shari
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  I posted them all you fukkin frustrated sexless prick

                  Way before dead line

                  Where are my picks?????????????

                  Where are my results

                  Go get laid
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                  • SBR_John
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-12-05
                    • 16471

                    #114
                    Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.

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                    • ttwarrior1
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 06-23-09
                      • 28454

                      #115
                      Id first roast jj by covering him in beer and some worchestersire sauce for about 30 minutes

                      I would then put him on the grill and cook him medium with some various sauces, probaly country bobs and
                      some bbq sauce made in new york city

                      Some baked potatoes, corn onthe cob, potato salad, baked beans
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                      • mathdotcom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-24-08
                        • 11689

                        #116
                        i kind of pump bed
                        ---
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                        • dj_destroyer
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-28-10
                          • 3856

                          #117
                          Tried to be funny but video is bad. Mike's video is actually funny... bigday has a hot sounding girl... Mine is pretty fukking soft. Need the points though... even exploited my little brother.



                          **Thanks in advance for the 600pt freeplay SBR** I love jj gold day!
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #118

                            dj pretty good

                            has a jjgold feel to it

                            so far dj destroyer is guy to beat

                            Hey dj... saw some of your other videos on youtube. Nothing but angry degenerates in Ontario. Can't wait to get out but doing some community service.
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                            • Wulfman14
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 8869

                              #119
                              jj gold one liner

                              "Man you guys have it all
                              I love threads like this and fantasize I am one of you and have a girl "


                              first time i read it i thought coach said i am with you and am a girl
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                              • BIGDAY
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 02-17-10
                                • 48245

                                #120
                                Couple Posts and one liners that are toward me... lol

                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Its amazing how people are so different depending on where your from
                                Its like BigDay is from outer space
                                I never saw a guy like this


                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Why do good looking guys always win and banged up fuks always lose??

                                I have same outfit on right now as I did 4 years ago

                                Bigday fuk you



                                When JJ decides to Tail me in MMA...

                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                BigDay this better win

                                my second bet ever and you buried me last time

                                Why am I listening to a fukkin hick that watches youtube vids and thinks he is a pro fighter

                                BIGDAY it loses I come ad put your head in the fukkin sand
                                Result...

                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                This bailed me out!!!!!!!!!!!
                                I think many bailed out on it

                                Can you imagine if it lost???

                                We would of ran BigDay off the board

                                Great Job Big Day
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                                • dj_destroyer
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-28-10
                                  • 3856

                                  #121
                                  Originally posted by mathdotcom


                                  Hey dj... saw some of your other videos on youtube. Nothing but angry degenerates in Ontario. Can't wait to get out but doing some community service.
                                  Where you at right now? I thought you were running around the dessert with Fishhead or LVBound?

                                  I might have some community service to do... Had court yesterday but it is adjourned once again until June 11th. I believe that will be the final day. Hopefully there's no travel restrictions (SBR BASH) or any funny business (no offshore accounts, must check-in with PO, etc.)

                                  Wouldn't mind picking the brain of an SBR Platinum poster, I'll buy the beers of course.
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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #122
                                    150 Pearl St
                                    Toronto

                                    There is a special knock otherwise not a chance I open door
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                                    • Straight Cash
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-20-09
                                      • 2202

                                      #123
                                      lol re: SBR Condoms:

                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Never used one

                                      I *** inside hookers
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                                      • yisman
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-01-08
                                        • 75682

                                        #124
                                        here's a post:

                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Boys I am sooooooooooooo excited today my dream came true in life of getting 30,000 posts or is it really a good thing and big day for me??. I have told the whole world about this feat and all my neighborhood is proud of me and one of my locals even waived my 2 dime debt!!! Wow!! We have solid bookies around here and solid sharks.

                                        I first off want to thank my family for giving me the opportunity to post and of course thanks Freddie and Russel for putting up with all my shit. I never thought I would become a degenerate gambler and poster, boys I was a choir boy before I met all you guys online. I am going to give you a brief description of what I use to be up until today.

                                        Well before the online gambling craze came I was a normal guy that just had a job in a local computer shop putting stamps on boxes (boss said that was all I was capable of doing) and I worked there for like 5 years or so and I was proud of myself. I wore a great outfit everyday usually striped material with the company logo on it and had pants with computer terminals all over them. I was the coolest geek around the town and sometimes had chicks smile at me. My nickname was and still is KISSEL around here and I still have that name. I got it somehow and has stuck with me until now. I would go home at night and play monopoly with my friends and we would drink cool aid and we would never ever do anything wrong and went to bed like 9:00PM sharp and boys I was like in my late 20;s and early 30;s doing this. I was a real life square and everyone though Kissel was sooo cute and I was loved. Gambling????? Hell know real tabboo in my family and the crowd I hung around with and i was like 5'4"ft 170 back then and in good shape.

                                        Boys I never ever even cursed once in my prime or smoked, ect. So I was living real nice and in a nice home with my parents.

                                        What went wrong??? Well boys the local owner of the computer shop where I worked gave me a computer and 2 months free of Prodigy and I loved it. I would browse the prodigy network and find all sorts of sports info so I started to become interested in them. Then as the net evolved so did I and found my way to gambling at esb and bowmans and top turf phones only and then of course online with Intertops and wsex and oasis. Well boys I was a small fun player and still innocent and things were going great and upgrading online services as I went along and then found RX in like 1998 and just read and lurked and one day was at the Darwins International and so the MW logo and checked it out. I would browse in amazement at all the gambling info and of course dirty type stuff on there and I would blush and get all red (you know the dirty jokes, nude women, ect) never heard, saw or read curse words and nudity. I fell in love with it.

                                        So one day off the top of my head I just made up a posting name with no meaning and signed up and that is when my downfall started.

                                        Boys I read right through the Butane Network lead by Reno and Buzz Rav and the private network they were involved in and I exposed it way back then like with me 20th post or so. As time went on I started becoming just like all the degenerates here and getting caught up heavy with gambling and posters wars, ect.

                                        I think the real JJ came out at MW and probably always was this real tough guy deep down but the MW posters brought it out in me and more.

                                        Boys I have gone from a nice kid to now a foul mouth fuk and thug and degenerate and I do not blame myself but posters here. Every word out of my mouth is fuk this shit, fuk you, you roosterlicker, ect and I fit right in with the boys here now. Secondly never thought I would be carrying a 44 mag undr my trench at night.

                                        All my friends have changed and now hang with like tough guys, gamblers, locals, sharks, pimps, gun runners and pushers. What the fuk happened to me???? I got caught up trying to be like Joey and ABB two of the main guys that fukkin ruined me.

                                        I have lost approx 11 jobs since posting here for all gambling related activity because I needed the action more than the job. A couple of examples of my firings:

                                        Nailed at racetrack when I was suppose to be at the office at 2:30 PM

                                        Had numbers operation going at water company

                                        3 jobs got fired for punching out co workers more because of jokes made at me or the one punk that through cream donuts at my head. Boys I was never like this before I started posting.

                                        My appearance is fukkin shit too now. I ballooned to 283 and I am 5-4, old clothes with only the with the 2 flashy minks and a couple of real nice leather outfits and a few cowboy hats. I actually look like a pimp when dressed up for the big time at night.

                                        Hang at social clubs now with all Johnny Knockdown types and all the boys feel sorry for me, you know not getting nailed in 11 years, real fat and bald and buried.

                                        I got a lousy cheap rug that is made of some leather material and is hot as hell in the summer time and feels so heavy on my fukkin head and the boys from Newark rib me and call me "drummer boy" because I am always tapping my fukkin head because of the itch ( a dead give away for someone wearing a rug) I found out that is how Freddie knew I had one on, he always so me tapping my head with both hands and the index fingers. Fuk!!

                                        Look at the losers I hang with now on the board day and night. Bookmakers, thieves, conmen, sharks, gamblers. Yes boys these are my new friends!!! I took a backwards turn in life and getting in deeper and now all I worry about is gambling, posting and hustling. I should try to get a real job but I think the damage is done and the posters here put too much stuff in my head through the years to be different.

                                        What puzzles me here are why all the secrets and guys never using their real names. A couple of examples are like that clown Fishhead, I would call him and say hey Jeff and he would say "huh??? and I would keep saying is Jeff there and I know that was the name he gave me 3 days a go and he says no my name is Danny!!!! I swear this is like his 7th fukkin name and gets frustrating times. The same as with Stevo, he told me his name was Steve and I would call him that a few times and then suddenly he said that is not my name it is Mark!!! What?? Again like his 5th name since I have known this guy. What am I missing??? What does everyone have several names???? What is the big secret that know one is letting me on??? Strange fuks around here.

                                        Locals???? Huh??? Never knew what the fuk that meant until the clowns here kept writing about them and now I use 3-5 .

                                        Here are some transcripts of typical JJ conversations everyday:

                                        "He Johnnie met my markers today, who do you like tonight, is the line wrong, move the numbers, give me a 2 team reverse, Hey Vito give me detroit for a nickel. Jo Jo we need a score, thans pal, hey ace, he lefty.Did you get the post?? I knew I was a certified loser when everyday up until today I go to the Deli and open up The NY Post and get my razor blade out and cut the lines out and then throw the rest of the fukkin paper out in the garbage and the store owner thinks I am a sick fuk for doing this.

                                        All this slang bullshit, fuk I did not even know what the fuk a nickel was 2 years a go. I thought it was 5 cents when I was innocent. Now that is all I say now even when buying stuff at stores, ect.

                                        Shit fighting with guys from 20-79 at bars, meeting sharks all over the place and running errands for the big timers, ect. Living in a fukkin crawl space with a computer terminal. Thank God I have not met any gay guys in the places I have lived because like I said I know guys that blow their landlords just to stay there. Of course too I have the big shot image carrying a wad of cash wrapped in an elastic band picking up bar tabs and shit and in reality to not have a dime to my name jsut carrying sharks money and banks money.

                                        Although we are all losers here I love you guys and even the ones I fight with from time to time and would not trade this experience for anything. The one thing I have learned here is that there are sooo many bright guys from all walks of life and are sharp in lots of different things other than gambling.

                                        Its hard being JJ at times with all my hang ups and bad appearance and shit. Boys do you think it is easy being 5-4 283, red hair (15 strands) shit rug, 2.5 inch dick and have not got laid in 11 years. I want to break this slump some day but some women actually say I have no shot because of various things and somewhat of a bird type voice, you know high pitched and shit.

                                        one liners:

                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Wiggler just driving around trying to make eye contact with women in cars driving by. I just stare them down and see I'd I get feedback.

                                        Nothing yet

                                        And from a vid: "SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO JOCKEY IT IN NICKAY!"
                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                        [/quote]

                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                        • Fire in da hole
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-29-10
                                          • 6262

                                          #125
                                          post about shaving....
                                          Cleanliness...plus most porn guys do it

                                          Last year as a cleaning the soul I shaved all my hair except horse shoe and eyebrows

                                          Looking like a white potato, fukkin guys would call me Whitey
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                                          • Fire in da hole
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-29-10
                                            • 6262

                                            #126
                                            One liner about Bo$$...


                                            BO$$$$ was high as a fukkin kite
                                            Bo$$$$$ I do real stuff

                                            You eat fukkin tree bark and drink lemonade you fukkin hamburger
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                                            • Fire in da hole
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-29-10
                                              • 6262

                                              #127
                                              one liner...

                                              This nudity thing is addicting, I feel free .
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                                              • Robber
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 10-21-09
                                                • 6432

                                                #128
                                                Post:


                                                "Sure its [baldness] not a life threatening disease but emotionally it ruins you, I am angry a lot in vids because of this."
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                                                • Robber
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 10-21-09
                                                  • 6432

                                                  #129
                                                  One liner


                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  I always fuk pillows and never a woman

                                                  Lonely and VERY ANGRY GUY
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Roxy you keep picking winners I am going to tear your fukkin head off
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                                                  • a4u2fear
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-29-10
                                                    • 8147

                                                    #130
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                                                    • Wulfman14
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-24-10
                                                      • 8869

                                                      #131
                                                      jj gold one liner
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold

                                                      Back MEN

                                                      Someone knew I was an electrician and posted last night under my name

                                                      jj gold post

                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Iwin I bet you would turn your head for a $20 bill

                                                      Youre fukkin corrupt and will do anything for a buck

                                                      People must steal like crazy when your working
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                                                      • Optional
                                                        Administrator
                                                        • 06-10-10
                                                        • 61407

                                                        #132
                                                        The Ass Tendon post!

                                                        Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.



                                                        Yes although could be a trap

                                                        I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
                                                        I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

                                                        WATCH OUT
                                                        .
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                                                        • sweep
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-09-10
                                                          • 16753

                                                          #133
                                                          Costa Rican Gaming Control Board: DSI Issue

                                                          Happy JJ Gold Day SBR. RomeCloneOutOftheCloset in 3,2,1....



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                                                          • sweep
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-09-10
                                                            • 16753

                                                            #134
                                                            /\ no hard feelings Gabriel/DSI
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                                                            • Nick Papageorgio
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-07-12
                                                              • 2396

                                                              #135
                                                              fav jj gold post


                                                              Big Phila Win
                                                              Kind of emotional in video
                                                              Guys at SBR especially new comers will always look at these vids and make the choice if they want to be like me or not

                                                              Don't know if I am a face of gambling success and or destruction

                                                              Thanks for tailing
                                                              Last edited by Nick Papageorgio; 05-30-12, 07:55 AM.
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                                                              • Monitor-Tan
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 02-20-11
                                                                • 4460

                                                                #136
                                                                JJ's best 1 liner:

                                                                "Straight as a f**king arrow"
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                                                                • milwaukee mike
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 08-22-07
                                                                  • 26914

                                                                  #137
                                                                  good one nick

                                                                  watch that and then my video roasting it, i even wore an encore hat and the closest d&g sunglasses i had
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                                                                  • milwaukee mike
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 08-22-07
                                                                    • 26914

                                                                    #138
                                                                    last day today guys

                                                                    let's get some good roasting videos and win some points with the free plays
                                                                    i'm turning my 600 into 1500
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                                                                    • stevek173
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                                      • 27598

                                                                      #139
                                                                      HAH

                                                                      Good one Mike

                                                                      Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                                      good one nick

                                                                      watch that and then my video roasting it, i even wore an encore hat and the closest d&g sunglasses i had
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                                                                      • milwaukee mike
                                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                        • 08-22-07
                                                                        • 26914

                                                                        #140
                                                                        thanks steve
                                                                        now i got it nominated on page 1 AND page 4, reposted it because of nick posting the video it was based on

                                                                        maybe a mod will be dumb enough to give me double points
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