Would You Fail Citizenship Test? (Quiz)
How many did you get right?
I got 12/19 correct, but one was a trick question..
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How many did you get right?
I got 12/19 correct, but one was a trick question..
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13/19 hereComment -
16/19Comment -
What was the trick question? I got 18/19, and am embarrassed to have missed the one on the Chief of the Supreme Court.Comment -
17/19 but I have to admit I guessed right on a couple of them.
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It was a Rosa Parks question, it said "was she a civil rights activist", or "womens right, civil rights", so I just picked civil rights activist (which she WAS)- I just remember her more for the civil rights/racial kick, not so much as womens rights.Originally posted by donjuanComment -
18/19Comment -
Yo soy perfecto. Viva los estados unidos
I had Susan Anthony, no Rosa Parks, so I'm guessing they questions change.Comment -
I had Susan B Anthony also. Much less ambiguous.Comment -
17/19, what does it take to pass like a 2 prolly judging by number of Mexicans in this countryComment -
Crazy, I'll give you daily history lessons once you get here. We'll have you up to no worse than 17/19 before too long. Make sure and bone up on people like Moses Austin and Juan Seguin, and the early Dutch influence in Texas and how they ended up brokering the deal to allow slavery in Texas in the early 1800s. The test will be next Wednesday at 10:00 a.m.
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16/19Comment -
I wouldn't because I'm actually educated and pay attention to the world I live in. Let's see what I get.Comment -
Reckon I'll do quite well on such an exam.Originally posted by Willie BeeCrazy, I'll give you daily history lessons once you get here. We'll have you up to no worse than 17/19 before too long. Make sure and bone up on people like Moses Austin and Juan Seguin, and the early Dutch influence in Texas and how they ended up brokering the deal to allow slavery in Texas in the early 1800s. The test will be next Wednesday at 10:00 a.m.
Should I study up on Jesse James and Cherokee Bill?
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19/20Comment -
There's only 19 questions @ bullshitter.comOriginally posted by ico2525Comment -
No, those guys were pussies compared to some of the folks I'll teach you about. Like my grandma's uncle Ruben, sold whiskey and hors d'oeuvres to the Indians over around Bastrop, Texas, back in the day. He always said, "What's whiskey without a nosh?"Originally posted by Tex
Got shot in the back stiffing some Apaches eventually. Maybe we'll start with another uncle instead, or my bisabuelo who surveyed a few counties out in West Texas and packed a six shooter up until the day he died.Comment -
15/19Comment -
Damn Willie B had some hardcore relatives. Nothing like the old west, I watched Lonesome Dove for first time a few months ago, great movie.Comment -
If I fail, can I get deported to Canada,England, Australia,Costa Rica,etc, ?Comment -
All hellholes compared to USOriginally posted by DougComment -
13/19 Good thing I was born in the US other wize i would probably fail.Comment -
Bittil, shhh! Don't tell anyone, but my bisabuela was an illegal alien, undocumented worker, wetback, mojado. Come to think of it, I really wouldn't mind if the INS deported me to Mexico. Maybe I should turn myself in.Originally posted by bettilimbroke999Comment -
I answered Clarence Thomas as the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, while they had a picture of a white justice (the real Chief John Roberts) as the hint!!
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10/19 for me - looks like I'm on the next boat out of here.Originally posted by pags11Originally posted by BuddyBearOriginally posted by curiousComment -
Australia a hellhole? It's a great place.All hellholes compared to USComment -
I assume you've spent a decent amount of time in all of them?Originally posted by bettilimbroke999Comment -
I'd take England, Canada, Costa Rica and Australia in a New York minute if they were offered. Hell, they can deport me to Oklahoma and I'd have a good time...oh wait.Comment -
I missed two.Comment -
-110 Bettilimbroke has been outside of the USI assume you've spent a decent amount of time in all of them?
-110 Bettilimbroke has not been outside of the US
-10000 Bettilimbroke has not been outside of North America
+5000 Bettilimbroke has been outside of North AmericaComment -
Well, he was in Vegas, so that's almost like leaving the country you gotta' admit. Just with more juice
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16/19 --deport me, please. I'll take Canada (summers) and Costa Rica (winters).
PS The pictures helped. Ask me about Bozo the Clown, Mr Rogers, and Sponge Bob and I'll kick ass.Comment -
17/19
Crazy how did you only get 12?
No wonder you're the forum mod.
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Canadas a hellhole? wowComment -
I'll get 0 if I can deported to England.Comment
