When your best friend goes big time

[RageWizard]

My exgf had that same problem she went around telling her friends I had a 2 ft long dick, I got alot of dates after that

Let this be a lesson for all the women. When you get dimensional information, you also need to get a visual estimate of the dimensions involved. My wife is the worst at this and usually underestimates things by about 25%.

[swede96]

Come on, you know what I said is true. Sometimes you'll see chicks so hot most their friends are hot too, just because they are so hot they don't care.

But in general most cute to really good looking chicks have a bunch of ugly, fat friends around them where they can feel more desired and more confident when they are out and about together..

I think my friends are adorable! But to be honest, I'm usually the bait when we go out. They send me to the bar and see what follows me back to the table. I picked my friends long before we were even old enough to care about such things.

[SBR Lou]

I think my friends are adorable! But to be honest, I'm usually the bait when we go out.

Then NO they are not adorable!

You mean adorable in a "aww, they make me laugh and they're soo0o0o0o nice to me" type of way, in a "awwww lets talk about ME" type of way, not in the TRUE meaning of the word type of way....

[BadNina]

Cute women are never friends with girls equally good or better looking than them. Women like yourself always surround yourself with ugly and fat chicks to feel more confident about yourselves.

Maybe that's why you have Nina around.

Alright that wasn't necessary but you know it's true in general.

Loubert, are you trying to hurt my e-feelers?

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[SBR Lou]

Loubert, are you trying to hurt my e-feelers?

Why do you talk like you have a mouth full of potatoes? It doesn't help your cause..

[SBR Lou]

Friends of Nancy:

Thanks for proving my point. I wouldn't piss on any of them if it meant saving their lives.

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[swede96]

Then NO they are not adorable!

You mean adorable in a "aww, they make me laugh and they're soo0o0o0o nice to me" type of way, in a "awwww lets talk about ME" type of way, not in the TRUE meaning of the word type of way....

NO, I mean they are good girls that have always stood by me in times of need as I have done for them. You guys would probably rip them to shreds because you've ripped me to shreds and I'm the closest to the barbie dolls you all seem to be after. They may not all be tiny with big boobies, but they're all beautiful people inside and out. I know you're going to call bullshit on that, but it's the truth. Why would I lie? None of them can see this.

[BadNina]

Why do you talk like you have a mouth full of potatoes? It doesn't help your cause..

What cause am I promoting?

[swede96]

Lou - I have to demand a picture of you, because none of my friend are either fat or ugly. you better be one hot mutherfvcker.

I second that!

But only so I can daydream about what our e-babies will look like.

[RageWizard]

Thanks for proving my point. I wouldn't piss on any of them if it meant saving their lives.

Now this is classic Crazyl stuff right here.

[bettilimbroke999]

NO, I mean they are good girls that have always stood by me in times of need as I have done for them. You guys would probably rip them to shreds because you've ripped me to shreds and I'm the closest to the barbie dolls you all seem to be after. They may not all be tiny with big boobies, but they're all beautiful people inside and out. I know you're going to call bullshit on that, but it's the truth. Why would I lie? None of them can see this.

I think its only natural to rip some1 apart who is full of themselves, you've got a nice body Swede, I mean great, nice body some fuked up eyes and a terrible ego, great combo

[bettilimbroke999]

Lou - I have to demand a picture of you, because none of my friend are either fat or ugly. you better be one hot mutherfvcker.

Sportsgirls friends are pretty cute especially the ones sitting to left and directly behind her, crazyl is used to tranny's and is understandably turned off by them

[BadNina]

Sportsgirls friends are pretty cute especially the ones to left and behind her, crazyl is used to tranny's and is understandably turned off by them

Dang it, that right there was funny

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[moneyline]

Watch out Bet, anyone who gives Swede a honest critique of her personality and looks (and is negative) only wants to sleep with her. You hit it on the head, though. She has a skinny, if not defined, body, screwed up eyes (which ruins just about everything that follows) and an undeserved ego ...

SG's friends are in the 4-5 range. Certainly nothing higher. But they are all smiling and that is nice. SG definitely falls into the 'look better by sitting next to those who look worse' philosophy.

[SBR Lou]

SG's friends are in the 4-5 range. Certainly nothing higher. But they are all smiling and that is nice. SG definitely falls into the 'look better by sitting next to those who look worse' philosophy.

Finally someone else gets it, or at least admits it...

Not a knock on SG but that's obviously the case here..

[bettilimbroke999]

Watch out Bet, anyone who gives Swede a honest critique of her personality and looks (and is negative) only wants to sleep with her. You hit it on the head, though. She has a skinny, if not defined, body, screwed up eyes (which ruins just about everything that follows) and an undeserved ego ...

SG's friends are in the 4-5 range. Certainly nothing higher. But they are all smiling and that is nice. SG definitely falls into the 'look better by sitting next to those who look worse' philosophy.

Number one I would fuk Swede if she offered and I didn't already have a gf don't get me wrong, her eyes are crazy looking but maybe you could ignore that as long as the sex was good (granted her personality would make you want to try no lube anal with her to get even), number two I do agree sg's two friends standing and to the left are have a few drinks be4 you fuk em types, but sitting to the left and standing behind her seem pretty cute if they weren't fake smiling so big and makin them look mentally retarded

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[SBR Lou]

I was gonna post a couple more pictures, but sheeeesh, you guys are harsh!

No need to, already got your validation. You wouldn't be able to look me square in the eye and tell me your friends aren't absolute dogs.

Again, you don't need to surround yourself with those types of ladies to raise an eyebrow.

[bettilimbroke999]

I was gonna post a couple more pictures, but sheeeesh, you guys are harsh!

Not me, when my gf kicks me to the curb for being a worthless degenerate I'll take the ones previously mentioned

[BadNina]

It is quite difficult for all of us to keep up with all you hot-as-hell-fire studmuffins here. We simply aren't worthy to breathe the same air.

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[bettilimbroke999]

However, it would be nice to know if I could use you to make me look better

Your friends would be on the cover of Maxim after standing next to crazyl for a few minutes. I also have to say that my fellow posters certainly have high standards, amazing what being an obsessive posting gambling degen can do for a person's ego

[pokernut9999]

Sportsgirl , my lips are sealed.

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[bettilimbroke999]

Mmmmmmm Deniceeeeeee

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[bettilimbroke999]

Sorry I meant Monique, I was distracted from comprehending what you wrote by those shorts and legs, though Denice is cute too

[Sportsgirl]

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[bettilimbroke999]

Hers or mine

Both are very nice, but hers are Big Brown quality legs

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