When your best friend goes big time

[ShamsWoof10]

bitching? maybe you should get yourself a education. there is a difference b/w bitching and observing, dear dufus. all ive done is read the thoughts of an insecure old fart, nothing more. no need for the cursing and the caps lock; don't be so sensitive.

you hope my book doesnt have stupid shtt like this? believe it or not, my book will have almost nothing to do with you. stunning revelation, isn't it cupcake?

Interesting...

Again it's like I said... you point out that I know nothing about you so I have no basis for my judgement but you don't even skip a sentence before you do the samething...

You even have the nerve to say "ALL I HAvE DONE IS READ"

I think it is YOU who should get the education and maybe you'll make it "BIGTIME"...

MoFo I know more about you then you know.... and I don't mean being 5 foot nothing with little to no hair...

isn't it cupcake?

ahhhh yeah I think it's you who is the dufus..

"Dear" and "Cupcake"..?

I bet if you had hair you would put a bow in it...

i have let the board down with my negligence.

Geeee now there's a newsflash!!!

[mofome]

Interesting...

Again it's like I said... you point out that I know nothing about you so I have no basis for my judgement but you don't even skip a sentence before you do the samething...

You even have the nerve to say "ALL I HAvE DONE IS READ"

I think it is YOU who should get the education and maybe you'll make it "BIGTIME"...

MoFo I know more about you then you know.... and I don't mean being 5 foot nothing with little to no hair...



ahhhh yeah I think it's you who is the dufus..

"Dear" and "Cupcake"..?

I bet if you had hair you would put a bow in it...

awww shammie, it only took you a half an hour to come up with this? well, color me impressed.




A few observations here:

1. judgement (not a real word)
2. samething (also, not a real word)
3. you know less than nothing about me, not more.
4. it took zero 'nerve' to post anything to you. speaking with you is nothing more than a result of my obvious boredom.

i call females, dear, so? don't judge me because i am polite, silly goose.

[ShamsWoof10]

i call females, dear, so? don't judge me because i am polite, silly goose.

"Cupcake", "Silly Goose", "Dear"...

You're a homosexual midget...

Homo-Smurf

[mofome]

"Cupcake", "Silly Goose", "Dear"...

You're a homosexual midget...

Homo-Smurf

I'm a 200lb heterosexual male that could get more women in the next 35 minutes than you could in the next 35 years.

[ShamsWoof10]

I'm a 200lb heterosexual male that could get more women in the next 35 minutes than you could in the next 35 years.

I think they want someone taller then them....

"Dear", "Cupcake", and "Silly Goose"... I think you don't like them....

Hence: Homo-Smurf

200LBS. is pretty thick for being 5' 4"....

[mofome]

I think they want someone taller then them....

They may want someone taller than them as well. Not to mention someone who knows English.

[swede96]

Usually when a friend of mine goes bigtime he gets 25 to life

[thegreatdiatchi]

Congrats to your bud Mo.

130k at 27 years old is alot of money. Part of the reason i'm returning to school is so I too can end up in that dollar range.

[mofome]

I think they want someone taller then them....

"Dear", "Cupcake", and "Silly Goose"... I think you don't like them....

Hence: Homo-Smurf

200LBS. is pretty thick for being 5' 4"....

Must you always make edits. More signs of your insecurity...you post something and then have to change it immediately. Shammie is really working hard over there, even if it doesn't show.


I use endearing terms when i am speaking with the fairer sex. that would be you, sweetie pie.


5-4? Shammie, you can't just make things up. this is real life, not drseuss.com

actually, im about 198 these days.

[mofome]

Congrats to your bud Mo.

130k at 27 years old is alot of money. Part of the reason i'm returning to school is so I too can end up in that dollar range.

Do your thing dio!

[swede96]

I'm a 200lb heterosexual male that could get more women in the next 35 minutes than you could in the next 35 years.

Uh, it's been 7 and you have me. Just sayin'

[swede96]

You know, last week I was thinking: "I kinda miss Shamsie's goofy butt." Then this happened...and I'm cured. Mo, you are gay, 5'4" tall and bald. So says Shamswoof, so it is law.

[ShamsWoof10]

They may want someone taller than them as well. Not to mention someone who knows English.

Must you always make edits. More signs of your insecurity...you post something and then have to change it immediately. Shammie is really working hard over there, even if it doesn't show.


I use endearing terms when i am speaking with the fairer sex. that would be you, sweetie pie.


5-4? Shammie, you can't just make things up. this is real life, not drseuss.com

actually, im about 198 these days.

uh oh, I homo-smurf wasn't happy with my first reply so I made some additions!

[swede96]

Oh, and congrats to your bud.

[Sportsgirl]

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[thegreatdiatchi]

Do your thing dio!

Exactly

[mofome]

Uh, it's been 7 and you have me. Just sayin'

That leaves me with infinitely more women in this competition than shammie could hope to get. Its not right of me to call this a competition really. Actually, ive been in the wrong ever since i started talking with the semi-retarded degenerate.

[mofome]

interesting post shammie, once again.

[ShamsWoof10]

Swede - I think you should request a Shams photo before making a final decision here - it's only fair.

Ok I lost the under.... I figured Nancy would have jumped in long ago....

[mofome]

Swede - I think you should request a Shams photo before making a final decision here - it's only fair.

I agree.

[swede96]

Swede - I think you should request a Shams photo before making a final decision here - it's only fair.

I have. He's skeered.

[Sportsgirl]

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[ShamsWoof10]

That leaves me with infinitely more women in this competition than shammie could hope to get. Its not right of me to call this a competition really. Actually, ive been in the wrong ever since i started talking with the semi-retarded degenerate.

Then why are you chasing around a 42 year old..?

I'm a 200lb heterosexual male that could get more women in the next 35 minutes than you could in the next 35 years.

Oh my bad... You never said you "would" you only said you "could"...

[RageWizard]

Congratulations to your friend Mo.

[mofome]

Then why are you chasing around a 42 year old..?



Oh my bad... You never said you "would" you only said you "could"...

Chasing around? get out your Websters, son.

Nope, i simply made a reference as to my options in life compared to your own. You're my inferior shammie, i hope you take comfort in that because there aint nothing you can do about it.

[mofome]

Congratulations to your friend Mo.

ty RW

[MrX]

Just tell me your friend doesn't go by the nickname "Trey". If he doesn't, then he's big-time. If he does, he's just another scumbag lawyer.

[ShamsWoof10]

all ive done is read the thoughts of an insecure old fart,

Hmmm well if I am an old fart then you (who can get any girl) is entertaining someone much older then me.... Is she an old fart too..?

Chasing around? get out your Websters, son.

hahaha yeah.... ok... call it what you want...

You have 12K+ posts IN A SHORT TIME... You are lucky to get what your E GF gives you...

[mofome]

Just tell me your friend doesn't go by the nickname "Trey". If he doesn't, then he's big-time. If he does, he's just another scumbag lawyer.

He does not. We are in the clear.

[SSLP]

Mo If i go big time and get 25 to life will you put in the word for me with your boy?

[mofome]

Hmmm well if I am an old fart then you (who can get any girl) is entertaining someone much older then me.... Is she an old fart too..?



hahaha yeah.... ok... call it what you want...

You have 12K+ posts... You are lucky to get what your E GF gives you...

I like people, not ages or locations. You stumble across wonderful people through various routs and i, indeed, feel blessed to have come across someone as wonderful as Nance. Does this answer your question, pumpkin?

I have about 40K posts on forums overall, and im lucky to have everything Ive got. I'm probably about the luckiest person in the world, that is your first accurate assumption.

[mofome]

Mo If i go big time and get 25 to life will you put in the word for me with your boy?

SSLP, my bud has the back of everyone i call a friend. So, needless to say, we'll be there for ya next time you get yourself in a legal bind.

[RageWizard]

Why is everybody hating on lawyers? From the link it looks like this guy is going to work for a large company trying to figure out ways to get the company out of employee compensation packages with the most obscure employee conduct rules violations that he could find.

[swede96]

SSLP, my bud has the back of everyone i call a friend. So, needless to say, we'll be there for ya next time you get yourself in a legal bind.

What about my scumbag landlord? I could use a little help with that douchebag.

[SSLP]

SSLP, my bud has the back of everyone i call a friend. So, needless to say, we'll be there for ya next time you get yourself in a legal bind.

Mo thank you for your offer ,

Tell your buddy im sending him some hair implants as well

JK

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