When your best friend goes big time

mofome · 06-02-08, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by ShamsWoof10

Let's get something CLEAR HERE...

I said you are or WERE 42 because YOU had said it before and if you lied then just say so...

I NEVER SAID... or IMPLIED that you are desperate...

That would be Mofo....

wait, im desperate or i implied that someone else is? i would say 'get your facts straight', but you have yet to reference a fact in this thread so im left just to

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 02:18 PM

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ShamsWoof10 · 06-02-08, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

www.myspace.com/sportsgirl33

Mo said I was desperate?

hahahahaha... really..?

That's hilarious...

I didn't see a comment like that on your myspace page but I admit I was checking that Barbie chick out...

Originally posted by mofome

wait, im desperate or i implied that someone else is? i would say 'get your facts straight', but you have yet to reference a fact in this thread so im left just to

Yeah you're desperate... but what did I say you implied that someone else is ?

BadNina · 06-02-08, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

what were we talking about ... ?

I think it was something about Shamsy's having a period

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 02:24 PM

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ShamsWoof10 · 06-02-08, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

I was being sarcastic, Shams. The Myspace was for age reference.

Which Barbie chick?

35 years old... Nash. Tn...

A little 80's looking.. but cuuuuuuuuuuuuute...

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 02:30 PM

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swede96 · 06-02-08, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Not really, shopping (or looking as most women just try on shit and don't buy it or return it a week later), makeup, periods, dolls, etc. simply don't interest me. So beyond my gf I have very few interactions with women, mostly just at the drivethru of an Arby's when I'm ordering my beef n' cheddar.

And what a lucky lady she is to have you.

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 02:31 PM

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swede96 · 06-02-08, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Is sarcasm like when you tell a girl with multidirectional eyes that give you a headache you love her so she'll swallow your ***

No, that's lying. Can you read the dictionary, or do you need help?

I did LOL at "multidirectional eyes". Nicely done. I'm gonna use that.

BadNina · 06-02-08, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

bummer for him .... mine stopped years ago.

I'm a man so I don't have them

swede96 · 06-02-08, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

I'm a man so I don't have them

Dammit! I was gonna say that!

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 02:36 PM

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BadNina · 06-02-08, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Dammit! I was gonna say that!

I could use some help convincing my uterus of that. I tell it but it doesn't listen.

BadNina · 06-02-08, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Nina, I'm glad that dog can't see this.

See no evil.

swede96 · 06-02-08, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Nina, I'm glad that dog can't see this.

Me too. This kind of riff raff is no business of a sweet puppy dog.

On a related note, I almost assaulted a man and stole his Golden Retreiver this weekend. I. Have. A. Problem.

bettilimbroke999 · 06-02-08, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by swede96

And what a lucky lady she is to have you.

Agreed.

swede96 · 06-02-08, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

I could use some help convincing my uterus of that. I tell it but it doesn't listen.

If you figure out a way, can you let my ovaries know too? They're killing me. Thanks.

swede96 · 06-02-08, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Agreed.

I see you still haven't looked up sarcasm. Usually, the rolling eyes are a dead give-away.

Brace yourself, folks. I smell another joke about my eyes coming.

ShamsWoof10 · 06-02-08, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Jennifer? Her band sometimes plays in this area - I'll see what I can do.

Band...??????????????

Why does it say Barbie..?

"Nancy"

Female
33 years old
ARDEN, North Carolina
United States

I think you're cute enough to shave some years off but NINE YEARS..????

By the way N. Carolina WOOOFS!!!

I like the state...

Still browsing your MS Page...

interesting.........

RageWizard · 06-02-08, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by swede96

I see you still haven't looked up sarcasm. Usually, the rolling eyes are a dead give-away.

Brace yourself, folks. I smell another joke about my eyes coming.

Sorry swede, all my jokes involve making the eyes spin like a slot machine wheel. I got nothing for eyes that can simultaneously look in the mirror next to the bed and the zipper of my pants.

bettilimbroke999 · 06-02-08, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by swede96

I see you still haven't looked up sarcasm. Usually, the rolling eyes are a dead give-away.

Brace yourself, folks. I smell another joke about my eyes coming.

I detected a hint of sarcasm but I wasn't sure, for a girl that can't tell if ppl are upside down or not you sure have alot of negative remarks about me

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 02:51 PM

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BadNina · 06-02-08, 02:51 PM

Shamsy

Internets Private Dick

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 02:52 PM

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swede96 · 06-02-08, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

I detected a hint of sarcasm but I wasn't sure, for a girl that can't tell if ppl are upside down or not you sure have alot of negative remarks about me

You may also want to do some research on lazy eyes. I most certainly can tell if someone is upside down or not. I cannot, however, tell how far away they are until I'm up close. Deapth perception is a bitch.

bettilimbroke999 · 06-02-08, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

If the three of us merge into one person, we could be a crossed-eye MILF with a ingnorant Alabama accent

I bet sportsgirl gets humped 20 times a week, sounds like she is the never wants kids just wants guys to bang her like a ragdoll type, ever consider selling your ass ets

bettilimbroke999 · 06-02-08, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by swede96

You may also want to do some research on lazy eyes. I most certainly can tell if someone is upside down or not. I cannot, however, tell how far away they are until I'm up close. Deapth perception is a bitch.

My exgf had that same problem she went around telling her friends I had a 2 ft long dick, I got alot of dates after that

ShamsWoof10 · 06-02-08, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

i rather thought I looked too good to pawn myself off as 42

I don't see a Barbie ... ?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=101293336

That little kid playing a guitar in his diper is funny... Is she grooming him for American Idol..?

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 03:01 PM

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SBR Lou · 06-02-08, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Sorry, Shams, not my friend.

Cute women are never friends with girls equally good or better looking than them. Women like yourself always surround yourself with ugly and fat chicks to feel more confident about yourselves.

Maybe that's why you have Nina around.

Alright that wasn't necessary but you know it's true in general.

Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 03:03 PM

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Sportsgirl · 06-02-08, 03:05 PM

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swede96 · 06-02-08, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by crazyl

Cute women are never friends with girls equally good or better looking than them. Women like yourself always surround yourself with ugly and fat chicks to feel more confident about yourselves.

Maybe that's why you have Nina around.

Alright that wasn't necessary but you know it's true in general.

I miss last week Louie. Please don't make me scribble your name off all my notebooks.

SBR Lou · 06-02-08, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by swede96

I miss last week Louie. Please don't make me scribble your name off all my notebooks.

Come on, you know what I said is true. Sometimes you'll see chicks so hot most their friends are hot too, just because they are so hot they don't care.

But in general most cute to really good looking chicks have a bunch of ugly, fat friends around them where they can feel more desired and more confident when they are out and about together..