Bought a 1 way ticket to Vegas. Taking 20k with me and looking to never come back!

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  • Fishscale
    SBR Sharp
    • 08-24-10
    • 411

    #106
    Food stamps are state issued. A simple google search will tell you that.

    Also, another hole in your story is you can't receive unemployment AND food stamps at the same time. You might pull it off for a week, but once their computers catch it, you will be suspended from both and ineligible from applying for 3-6 months.
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    • Dirty Sanchez
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-01-10
      • 16031

      #107
      Originally posted by Fishscale
      Food stamps are state issued. A simple google search will tell you that.

      Also, another hole in your story is you can't receive unemployment AND food stamps at the same time. You might pull it off for a week, but once their computers catch it, you will be suspended from both and ineligible from applying for 3-6 months.

      This guys whole story is just another SBR Fantasy.....just trying to attention grab...the next will be the "on location" posts trying to have everyone believe he's trolling around Vegas living bigtime....winning big. Dude is probably living in his parents basement...wearing a diaper...sucking his thumb
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      • King Mayan
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-22-10
        • 21326

        #108
        Originally posted by Fishscale
        Why don't you start sending out your resume and try to further your career. That will be worth more in the long term.

        Btw-your Michigan food stamps won't work in Nevada.

        and bilking the system for food stamps and unemployment is bad karma. I give you 2 months before you're broke and starving begging your family to buy you a ticket back home. Here's how this scenario will in reality play out:

        After returning home with nowhere to stay, your parents out of pity take you in. You will be forced to sleep in that little ass bed in the same house you grew up in, in your old room that's been converted into your dad's home office. And the Refrigerator Perry poster will still be on the wall.

        Each day they will insist you get a job, that coupled with your increasing hatred of your mother, listening to the same family stories you heard growing up, out of shear desperation, you'll take either a shitty construction job with a slavedriving foreman as your boss, or you'll work the fry station at McDonalds.

        Just when your life couldn't get any worse, it does. After a late shift at Mickey D's, a heated affair begins with a fat brunette who works drive thru. You **** her in the back of an oldsmobile in the parking lot, half clothed in your uniforms. Nine months later you have a greasy son. Your mother is horrified, your father thinks it's hilarious.

        Eventually you will get promoted to assistant manager. You will start gambling again, hit a win streak and quit your job, thinking the rough tides have subsided. You will continue to win for several months building your bankroll. You will carry on multiple affairs with trashy women. The fat brunette will grow tired of your antics and start plotting a way to destroy you. Around this time you will check your balances and find you have been cleaned out. She will file a false police report for domestic violence and you'll be arrested, tried, and sentenced.

        Upon your release from jail, you will try to get your old job back at McDonalds, but the fat brunette is now the manager and they don't hire convicted felons.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #109
          Is this guy back home yet??
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          • YorkHunt
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-11-10
            • 7496

            #110
            JJ I found him...

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            • Skidcom
              SBR MVP
              • 11-17-06
              • 1796

              #111
              I wish you the best......have you seen Leaving Las Vegas? Don't emulate...please
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              • Zenyatta 19-1
                SBR MVP
                • 11-18-10
                • 1831

                #112
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Is this guy back home yet??
                I haven't left yet. Have jury duty mid feb after that I'm outta here. On food stamps now until unemployment kicks in...ill post pics and update you guys in a few weeks
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                • tofuman
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 01-11-10
                  • 887

                  #113
                  stupidity is often mistaken for bravery
                  local forum troll
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                  • Johnnythunder
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-25-10
                    • 2161

                    #114
                    The guy can't even get PRO status here and he's running off to Vegas now with 20k? give me a break. If he was ready to move there with a fairly large amount of cash - he would have had 200 dollars in a a sports book account at some time.
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                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #115
                      Originally posted by Johnnythunder
                      The guy can't even get PRO status here and he's running off to Vegas now with 20k? give me a break. If he was ready to move there with a fairly large amount of cash - he would have had 200 dollars in a a sports book account at some time.

                      Somehow he thinks people are interested in his journey....think he lost his credibility when he admitted being a food stamp and unemployment fraud artist....if you believe any of this train wreck
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                      • tenbas
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 05-19-10
                        • 430

                        #116
                        Originally posted by Johnnythunder
                        The guy can't even get PRO status here and he's running off to Vegas now with 20k? give me a break. If he was ready to move there with a fairly large amount of cash - he would have had 200 dollars in a a sports book account at some time.
                        LOL, you dumb.
                        Some just don't bother with the PRO status. And we have fcuking a lot more than lousy 200 bucks in our accounts. Try to look from other perspectives sometimes.
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                        • Zenyatta 19-1
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-18-10
                          • 1831

                          #117
                          Hope to meet you all at the sbr bash!
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                          • LockPickMaster
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-15-09
                            • 1943

                            #118
                            is he going to vegas because he can get better lines?
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                            • blaucoin
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 12-22-10
                              • 575

                              #119
                              If you have that big of a bankroll....you should def play blackjack. Bet $100 a hand dont try any B***S*** system just learn the BS and play smart. You win three hands, thats $300 for the day. Dont get greedy! I live right next door to an Indian Casino. I do this on a smaller scale. I can only afford to bet $25 untillmy bankrool increase. I win $100 a day and leave. Most people lose at the casino because they dont know how to controll thereselves. Be smartand have good management skills. BOL!
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                              • hockeyman30304
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 11-25-08
                                • 634

                                #120
                                Good luck to you man stick it to veags!
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                                • legendmatt34
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 03-15-09
                                  • 737

                                  #121
                                  Dont play slots or sluts..
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                                  • VTranX
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-02-10
                                    • 1975

                                    #122
                                    still waitin for pics.
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                                    • Zenyatta 19-1
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-18-10
                                      • 1831

                                      #123
                                      Originally posted by blaucoin
                                      If you have that big of a bankroll....you should def play blackjack. Bet $100 a hand dont try any B***S*** system just learn the BS and play smart. You win three hands, thats $300 for the day. Dont get greedy! I live right next door to an Indian Casino. I do this on a smaller scale. I can only afford to bet $25 untillmy bankrool increase. I win $100 a day and leave. Most people lose at the casino because they dont know how to controll thereselves. Be smartand have good management skills. BOL!
                                      Smart ill look into this
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                                      • hitthew8room
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 11-09-09
                                        • 466

                                        #124
                                        such a smart move dood. good lucky
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                                        • tblues2005
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-30-06
                                          • 9235

                                          #125
                                          Good Luck there and let us know how you are doing there!! At least you will not be snowed in like we are in the mid west.
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                                          • rem sleep
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-04-10
                                            • 1238

                                            #126
                                            Good luck man. Dont listen to people who say it isnt possible. 20k is alot. Try to win 1k a week and you'll be good.

                                            Also don't feel bad about food stamps or unemployment. Thats YOUR money that they've taken out of every one of your paychecks and taxes. Jobs are hard to come by, thats just the reality right now.
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                                            • nli07
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 07-03-06
                                              • 604

                                              #127
                                              Food stamp or not, u got my support!!!!
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                                              • l7ustin
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 10-09-08
                                                • 3914

                                                #128
                                                good luck bro wishing you the best, just remember if it doesnt work out, you can always hand out the stripper cards!!
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                                                • Zenyatta 19-1
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-18-10
                                                  • 1831

                                                  #129
                                                  thank you
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                                                  • Zenyatta 19-1
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-18-10
                                                    • 1831

                                                    #130
                                                    Just an update for everyone. Just booked 14 days ($230 dollars) at the palace station beginning FEB 25th. My buddy has court on the 17th and waiting for him to finish his 2 week notice from his work. I will land in vegas on Feb 25th. Not thrilled about the palace station but I gotta keep in mind I have to live shitty the first few months. I will post pictures the day I land and bet slips nightly. Enjoy the ride
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                                                    • samdapatriotsfan
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-10-08
                                                      • 1585

                                                      #131
                                                      Good luck Zen, I will be watching and rooting for you
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                                                      • YorkHunt
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-11-10
                                                        • 7496

                                                        #132
                                                        Good luck. Don't do meth
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                                                        • anthonydiamondLC
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-02-08
                                                          • 2296

                                                          #133
                                                          I love stories like this. Everyone should try to make it in Vegas once.
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                                                          • RealSlimShady
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-24-07
                                                            • 6249

                                                            #134
                                                            Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                                                            Just an update for everyone. Just booked 14 days ($230 dollars) at the palace station beginning FEB 25th. My buddy has court on the 17th and waiting for him to finish his 2 week notice from his work. I will land in vegas on Feb 25th. Not thrilled about the palace station but I gotta keep in mind I have to live shitty the first few months. I will post pictures the day I land and bet slips nightly. Enjoy the ride

                                                            Many visiting strippers who work at the Spearmint Rhino stay there.
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                                                            • frankthetank
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 08-29-09
                                                              • 652

                                                              #135
                                                              Originally posted by King Mayan
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                                                              • kmarinouofm
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-26-09
                                                                • 8437

                                                                #136
                                                                Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                                                                Just an update for everyone. Just booked 14 days ($230 dollars) at the palace station beginning FEB 25th. My buddy has court on the 17th and waiting for him to finish his 2 week notice from his work. I will land in vegas on Feb 25th. Not thrilled about the palace station but I gotta keep in mind I have to live shitty the first few months. I will post pictures the day I land and bet slips nightly. Enjoy the ride
                                                                why would u not be trilled?

                                                                thats a hell of a deal for 14 days man.. u kidding??
                                                                its not far from the strip.. u got a book.. a small little pool.. but its a start man...
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                                                                • kmarinouofm
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-26-09
                                                                  • 8437

                                                                  #137
                                                                  Originally posted by RealSlimShady


                                                                  Many visiting strippers who work at the Spearmint Rhino stay there.

                                                                  sweet.. maybe he can score a freebie.. they like to stay in game shape..
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                                                                  • cant call it
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-29-10
                                                                    • 8817

                                                                    #138
                                                                    Originally posted by YorkHunt
                                                                    Good luck. Don't do meth
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                                                                    • Vesuvius
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-19-08
                                                                      • 3886

                                                                      #139
                                                                      Of course it can be done, however chances aren't too high
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                                                                      • NYER5680
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 05-10-07
                                                                        • 1486

                                                                        #140
                                                                        You can go through 20 k pretty fast.
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