Bought a 1 way ticket to Vegas. Taking 20k with me and looking to never come back!

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  • Fang-Banger
    SBR MVP
    • 10-04-10
    • 2805

    #71
    Originally posted by Cap dat 4ss
    Pics of one way ticket or it isn't happen
    My thoughts exactly
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    • Cappy
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 07-26-08
      • 784

      #72
      Wave that shit around on fremont street, the tweakers will make sure you never go anywhere again
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      • WvGambler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-19-10
        • 11618

        #73
        this guy back yet?
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        • Brock Landers
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 06-30-08
          • 45360

          #74
          20 dimes is not nearly enough
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          • shaggy3000
            Restricted User
            • 12-29-09
            • 5801

            #75
            Originally posted by paco
            Stay away from hookers and blow.
            thats a must. and hell just play a big ML favorite for a couple grand a day. they should give a room for that and it will hit a bunch of times. if theyre good enough teams against weak teams they will just about always at least win
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            • Doug
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-10-05
              • 6324

              #76
              Like I said earlier.....if you need to work ( and you probably will with a 20k BR) , you're looking at making 15k a year in Vegas....if you can even get a job......well unless you're a hot chick, then 150k+ yearly.
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              • Zenyatta 19-1
                SBR MVP
                • 11-18-10
                • 1831

                #77
                just got approved for food stamps here in michigan so that takes care of the food part...getting 337 a month for food and the friend im going out there with gets 200 a month. $537 a month between us two is plenty...next im getting full max unemployment so my check will roll in every 2 weeks while im there...this is shaping to be a great plan! AMERICA ...WHERE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY THEY FEED YOU AND IF YOU HAVE NO JOB THEY PAY YOU!!!!
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                • King Mayan
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-22-10
                  • 21326

                  #78
                  Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                  just got approved for food stamps here in michigan so that takes care of the food part...getting 337 a month for food and the friend im going out there with gets 200 a month. $537 a month between us two is plenty...next im getting full max unemployment so my check will roll in every 2 weeks while im there...this is shaping to be a great plan! AMERICA ...WHERE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY THEY FEED YOU AND IF YOU HAVE NO JOB THEY PAY YOU!!!!
                  stop fukking it up for other people that really need it scumbag!!
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                  • Zenyatta 19-1
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-18-10
                    • 1831

                    #79
                    Originally posted by King Mayan
                    stop fukking it up for other people that really need it scumbag!!
                    you if anyone should know gamblers need it...i remember not eating for 1 week after blowing my paycheck when i was 20
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                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #80
                      Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                      just got approved for food stamps here in michigan so that takes care of the food part...getting 337 a month for food and the friend im going out there with gets 200 a month. $537 a month between us two is plenty...next im getting full max unemployment so my check will roll in every 2 weeks while im there...this is shaping to be a great plan! AMERICA ...WHERE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY THEY FEED YOU AND IF YOU HAVE NO JOB THEY PAY YOU!!!!

                      Hopefully someone reports you for fraud
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                      • Zenyatta 19-1
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-18-10
                        • 1831

                        #81
                        Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                        Hopefully someone reports you for fraud
                        how is it fraud now that i dont have a job or any source of income??? thanks for bring a smarty!!
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                        • Brick
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 08-13-09
                          • 652

                          #82
                          Bunk up with the meatman and you should last a while
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                          • Dirty Sanchez
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-01-10
                            • 16031

                            #83
                            Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                            how is it fraud now that i dont have a job or any source of income??? thanks for bring a smarty!!

                            Here's hoping someone blows the whistle on you...The country is in the predicament it is because of people like you taking advantage of the system...Just keep an eye out
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                            • VegasInsider
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 12-12-10
                              • 14593

                              #84
                              You're a real douche for taking food stamps and unemployment, yet running to Vegas with a knot in your pocket.
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                              • texassoljaz
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 12-26-09
                                • 634

                                #85
                                wow! sounds like a nice adventure.. but after reading this whole thread. its pretty f****d up. foodstamp and unemployment.. douche
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                                • texassoljaz
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 12-26-09
                                  • 634

                                  #86
                                  i just hope you dont blow all your money.. good luck anyways.. even tho i dont support you filing for foodstamp and unemployment..
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                                  • Cap dat 4ss
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 10-11-10
                                    • 3665

                                    #87
                                    Haters, every godddamned one of you. If you believe people taking food stamps and unemployment checks are the root of the countries problems you have no hope. You are too fuccking ingorant to understand while we'll never be out of debt, things like borrowing all of our money from a private bank at interest. hmmmm

                                    Zenyatta, congtrats on getting approved. post pics and vids, wish you the best. And just remember, while being successful and making money would be great, the odds really are against you here bud. Use this for the experience. Embrace the moment and have fun. meet contacts and become a part of the culture. Soak it up before heading to Cali my friend.
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                                    • sweethook
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 11-21-07
                                      • 12667

                                      #88
                                      no way in hell ul make it your a fukin kid i see and your wanting taxpayers to feed your ass while you learn to gamble - hell no and no gl 4 you at all bam
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                                      • obamaismyuncle
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-31-08
                                        • 17801

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                                        just got approved for food stamps here in michigan so that takes care of the food part...getting 337 a month for food and the friend im going out there with gets 200 a month. $537 a month between us two is plenty...next im getting full max unemployment so my check will roll in every 2 weeks while im there...this is shaping to be a great plan! AMERICA ...WHERE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY THEY FEED YOU AND IF YOU HAVE NO JOB THEY PAY YOU!!!!
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                                        • Bartmeister
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 09-10-10
                                          • 412

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                                          how is it fraud now that i dont have a job or any source of income??? thanks for bring a smarty!!
                                          Reference the food stamps- Didn't Social Services/Welfare ask you to list your financial assets? Maybe you forgot to list your 20K in cash you had? lol
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                                          • obamaismyuncle
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-31-08
                                            • 17801

                                            #91
                                            get a grip, guys! odds his story is true: +450
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                                            • Zenyatta 19-1
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-18-10
                                              • 1831

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by Bartmeister
                                              Reference the food stamps- Didn't Social Services/Welfare ask you to list your financial assets? Maybe you forgot to list your 20K in cash you had? lol
                                              it said money in banks, stocks, blah blah blah not money hidden in the floor board
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                                              • zam77
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-03-10
                                                • 3586

                                                #93
                                                Plan: Live on food stamps, collect unemployment and gamble... you will blow through 20 dimes in a month out there. What a complete waste of money.
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                                                • kmarinouofm
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-26-09
                                                  • 8437

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by shaggy3000

                                                  thats a must. and hell just play a big ML favorite for a couple grand a day. they should give a room for that and it will hit a bunch of times. if theyre good enough teams against weak teams they will just about always at least win

                                                  no book comps for sports plays.. i wish they did.. i would never spend a dime on a room in vegas
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                                                  • MB
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-05-09
                                                    • 1072

                                                    #95
                                                    Good luck dude. Do that shit. I moved to Reno with less than a G. Had to sleep in my car the whole first week. Made enough to get an apt and then some. 20gs is a good roll, don't go back broke
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                                                    • YorkHunt
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-11-10
                                                      • 7496

                                                      #96
                                                      I would take your 20Gs and just invest it into SVM stock..went up 31 points today..told people to take it.

                                                      No matter you think and how good of a capper you are, VEGAS WILL ALWAYS BE A STEP AHEAD!

                                                      Good luck though hope your the next walters
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                                                      • jwbjwbjwb12
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 05-12-10
                                                        • 533

                                                        #97
                                                        good luck man sounds like a great fuking time. post stories, pics, videos and plays so we know how things are going. dont let anyone tell you that you cant do it. BOL
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                                                        • LockPickMaster
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 02-15-09
                                                          • 1943

                                                          #98
                                                          Put it all on Fairfield -20
                                                          I guarantee it
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                                                          • Fishscale
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 08-24-10
                                                            • 411

                                                            #99
                                                            Why don't you start sending out your resume and try to further your career. That will be worth more in the long term.

                                                            Btw-your Michigan food stamps won't work in Nevada.

                                                            and bilking the system for food stamps and unemployment is bad karma. I give you 2 months before you're broke and starving begging your family to buy you a ticket back home. Here's how this scenario will in reality play out:

                                                            After returning home with nowhere to stay, your parents out of pity take you in. You will be forced to sleep in that little ass bed in the same house you grew up in, in your old room that's been converted into your dad's home office. And the Refrigerator Perry poster will still be on the wall.

                                                            Each day they will insist you get a job, that coupled with your increasing hatred of your mother, listening to the same family stories you heard growing up, out of shear desperation, you'll take either a shitty construction job with a slavedriving foreman as your boss, or you'll work the fry station at McDonalds.

                                                            Just when your life couldn't get any worse, it does. After a late shift at Mickey D's, a heated affair begins with a fat brunette who works drive thru. You **** her in the back of an oldsmobile in the parking lot, half clothed in your uniforms. Nine months later you have a greasy son. Your mother is horrified, your father thinks it's hilarious.

                                                            Eventually you will get promoted to assistant manager. You will start gambling again, hit a win streak and quit your job, thinking the rough tides have subsided. You will continue to win for several months building your bankroll. You will carry on multiple affairs with trashy women. The fat brunette will grow tired of your antics and start plotting a way to destroy you. Around this time you will check your balances and find you have been cleaned out. She will file a false police report for domestic violence and you'll be arrested, tried, and sentenced.

                                                            Upon your release from jail, you will try to get your old job back at McDonalds, but the fat brunette is now the manager and they don't hire convicted felons.
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                                                            • newguy
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-27-09
                                                              • 6100

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by Zenyatta 19-1
                                                              just got approved for food stamps here in michigan so that takes care of the food part...getting 337 a month for food and the friend im going out there with gets 200 a month. $537 a month between us two is plenty...next im getting full max unemployment so my check will roll in every 2 weeks while im there...this is shaping to be a great plan! AMERICA ...WHERE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY THEY FEED YOU AND IF YOU HAVE NO JOB THEY PAY YOU!!!!

                                                              Douche
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                                                              • kmarinouofm
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 01-26-09
                                                                • 8437

                                                                #101
                                                                ouch
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                                                                • LockPickMaster
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-15-09
                                                                  • 1943

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Why does he have to go to Vegas. What is wrong with any offshore sportsbook.
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                                                                  • Kav
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-25-09
                                                                    • 3281

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by LockPickMaster
                                                                    Why does he have to go to Vegas. What is wrong with any offshore sportsbook.
                                                                    vegas lifestyle and thrill im assuming.
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                                                                    • beanbag
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-21-10
                                                                      • 2364

                                                                      #104
                                                                      you can do a lot with 20k.. but what amount if you win will be satisfied with? 100k? 40k? its all about knowing when to put down the larger bets.. and just cruise
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                                                                      • Zenyatta 19-1
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 11-18-10
                                                                        • 1831

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by Fishscale
                                                                        Why don't you start sending out your resume and try to further your career. That will be worth more in the long term.

                                                                        Btw-your Michigan food stamps won't work in Nevada.

                                                                        and bilking the system for food stamps and unemployment is bad karma. I give you 2 months before you're broke and starving begging your family to buy you a ticket back home. Here's how this scenario will in reality play out:

                                                                        After returning home with nowhere to stay, your parents out of pity take you in. You will be forced to sleep in that little ass bed in the same house you grew up in, in your old room that's been converted into your dad's home office. And the Refrigerator Perry poster will still be on the wall.

                                                                        Each day they will insist you get a job, that coupled with your increasing hatred of your mother, listening to the same family stories you heard growing up, out of shear desperation, you'll take either a shitty construction job with a slavedriving foreman as your boss, or you'll work the fry station at McDonalds.

                                                                        Just when your life couldn't get any worse, it does. After a late shift at Mickey D's, a heated affair begins with a fat brunette who works drive thru. You **** her in the back of an oldsmobile in the parking lot, half clothed in your uniforms. Nine months later you have a greasy son. Your mother is horrified, your father thinks it's hilarious.

                                                                        Eventually you will get promoted to assistant manager. You will start gambling again, hit a win streak and quit your job, thinking the rough tides have subsided. You will continue to win for several months building your bankroll. You will carry on multiple affairs with trashy women. The fat brunette will grow tired of your antics and start plotting a way to destroy you. Around this time you will check your balances and find you have been cleaned out. She will file a false police report for domestic violence and you'll be arrested, tried, and sentenced.

                                                                        Upon your release from jail, you will try to get your old job back at McDonalds, but the fat brunette is now the manager and they don't hire convicted felons.
                                                                        Funny cause the last question I asked at the food stamps window was can I use them anywhere in the USA and the lady replied yes
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