Boys.. it's happened... got dumped because of penis size

[ATX]

when she said your cawk was less than what she was hoping for she was actually referring to your wallet

[eidolon]

The girls that love large cocks, aren't really about "huge cocks" as much as they are about associating pain with sex.

[Masu485]

will start making penis bigger from tonight. i will give it some time and by next summer if i'm still interested in her i will try to restart things whether she's single or not. i'll go back to my fukk friends until then.

will bump this thread in a year and tell u how it goes.

[Extra Innings]

Beat it with a hammer...will increase girth

[ROFLcopter]

What is your regimen for increasing cock size? My vacuum cleaner doesn't work GOD DAMN IT

[wtf]

If a gal dumps you due to the size of your d**k, YOU do not need that kind of woman around you. First of all bro, you need to care about yourself a bit more, love yourself so you can then go out there and f**em hard and good! Stop complaining about some useless b**ch whom does not deserve you. WE AS MAN, cannot kneel upon woman whom are worthless.... so STAND UP AND KEEP WALKING!!!!

masu, this is the BEST ADVICE IN THE THREAD

you do not want to be emotionally involved with holes like this, she is doing you a favor

[Masu485]

masu, this is the BEST ADVICE IN THE THREAD

you do not want to be emotionally involved with holes like this, she is doing you a favor

It is good advice, and I've lived by it my whole life, I've only ever had a few girlfriends, and of those only had feelings for TWO of them. I know the psychology of relationships, I know the biology, I know it's all fake and that love is meaningless. But knowing all that, I still fell for this idiot. I need to bang her one more time out of pride now. So I'll wait until next summer...

[Masu485]

What is your regimen for increasing cock size? My vacuum cleaner doesn't work GOD DAMN IT

There are a bunch of techniques that work. Will maybe start jelqing and may buy a pump, they aren't all scams.

[ttwarrior1]

WHAT??? Are you being serious?

so my dickhead shouldnt be more on one side then the other??/

[jayroy25]

go get some cocaine go out get sloppy drunk and you will be fukin all night and your spirits will rise again my friend

[eidolon]

It is good advice, and I've lived by it my whole life, I've only ever had a few girlfriends, and of those only had feelings for TWO of them. I know the psychology of relationships, I know the biology, I know it's all fake and that love is meaningless. But knowing all that, I still fell for this idiot. I need to bang her one more time out of pride now. So I'll wait until next summer...

Relationships/love is the only time knowledge is not powerful. If anything it just complicates things, because you are using your brain to fake emotions, which will only end up in a faulty situation at best.

[Masu485]

Relationships/love is the only time knowledge is not powerful. If anything it just complicates things, because you are using your brain to fake emotions, which will only end up in a faulty situation at best.

I agree it's not AS powerful, but I still think it helps a lot. It's hard to be in control of your emotions when your biology wants you to be with someone. You are fighting against your body's need for survival, psychological upbringing, pheromones, etc... When you have a rational understanding of it, it's EASIER to say, 'no, i recognize this is fake', but still extremely hard to hold back.

[jjgold]

Some girls that are real sexual like big cocks, there is no denying that.

Everyone is different, when I use to be a professional fukker girls would ask me to put it inside her and I was already in there pounding like a machine gun.

Masu get an INTERNET girlfriend like me, it is nice.

[Tree Rollins]

What is your regimen for increasing cock size? My vacuum cleaner doesn't work GOD DAMN IT

Try pulling on it about 10 times a day for about 10 minutes at a time. Works for me. Doesn't feel bad either.

[20Four7]

After she told you that you should of bent her over and stuck it in her ass. What are the odds that she would feel something? Has that been railed out too?

That was my first thought.......

[ROFLcopter]

Try pulling on it about 10 times a day for about 10 minutes at a time. Works for me. Doesn't feel bad either.

I don't want a spaghetti dick. I want my girl choking on a sausage not slurping on noodles. What do you do for girth then?

[wtf]

Try pulling on it about 10 times a day for about 10 minutes at a time. Works for me. Doesn't feel bad either.

your hilarious, why dont you post more?

[Killer_Demo]

i dont believe any woman that says size doesnt matter...