Boys.. it's happened... got dumped because of penis size

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  • Masu485
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-14-08
    • 7700

    #36
    fukk, u know what??? maybe it was because I used an expired condom... it was about 6-8 mths expired. maybe the lube on it caused her to numb? i seriously like this girl enough to try and explain things in an email, but i will just give it some time for now.
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    • OmgUrMom
      Restricted User
      • 02-07-10
      • 8481

      #37
      ur dick is slanted downwards when you are hard?
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      • MendozaLine
        SBR MVP
        • 01-11-10
        • 4088

        #38
        at this thread.
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        • shari91
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-23-10
          • 32661

          #39
          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
          i think i have half a dick head , or well, i guess its all there but its all on mainly one side and the other side nothing. its mainly on the top area
          WHAT??? Are you being serious?
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #40
            Originally posted by Masu485
            Pecos Bill, this is for you...

            We weren't really officially going out, but I've wanted her for two years and like an idiot, developed feelings. After she broke up with her man, she came to me and we started seeing each other casually. We soon had sex, and then things changed. No more texts, no more calls. Pecos Bill... no more calls man...

            She strung me along for 3 months now, no sex, and being cold to me. So today I got fed up and confronted her about it, and she said she's just not attracted to me because of how bad the sex was and she can't get over it. She said she never realized how much girth meant to her. I have an average girth, but she has only dated tall black men in the past, so I am 'small' comparatively girthwise. She says she didnt feel anything. Nothing. I dont even know how that's possible. I'm about to cry as I write this because not only does it ruin things with her, but it makes u question every other time you've had sex and about how sex will be with other girls in the future. We said bye to each other on msn for the last time.

            I'm still young, but have always told myself feelings are stupid, relationships are for weak people, and so I've only ever really loved one person so far. This was the second and these always hurt the most because they are special people. You know there's no one out there like this, that's what makes it so hard. It isn't just some hot blonde who does yoga, I'll never fall for regular women like that, no matter how hot they are...

            Anyway just needed to vent, and prove that Pecos Bill is right... they will stop seeing you over bad sex... I'm really sad right now and need to go back to my psychology of relationship knowledge to convince myself it's all fake BS.
            Masu join the fukkin club, I am reminded of this all the time just by looking at my 2.5" fukkin cock. Heck I get hammered here with jokes like Tiny Tim, Shaffer Shorty, JJ Pins and Little Screw. Fuk them!!!! I even get looks from hookers when they tough it like closing their eyes and making faces at me.

            Masu gamble, gamble, gamble and forget women!!!
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            • OmgUrMom
              Restricted User
              • 02-07-10
              • 8481

              #41
              Originally posted by Masu485
              fukk, u know what??? maybe it was because I used an expired condom... it was about 6-8 mths expired. maybe the lube on it caused her to numb? i seriously like this girl enough to try and explain things in an email, but i will just give it some time for now.
              hey babe the lube made you numb....thats why you couldn't feel my cock!
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              • Masu485
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-14-08
                • 7700

                #42
                Originally posted by OmgUrMom
                hey babe the lube made you numb....thats why you couldn't feel my cock!
                fukk man, cause it makes no sense that she felt me fingering her but she couldn't feel my dick at all?? it's gotta be because the condom was expired. this never happened with any other girl before
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                • shari91
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-23-10
                  • 32661

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Masu485
                  fukk, u know what??? maybe it was because I used an expired condom... it was about 6-8 mths expired. maybe the lube on it caused her to numb? i seriously like this girl enough to try and explain things in an email, but i will just give it some time for now.
                  I'm not a scientist by any means, but when things go off don't their chemical properties usually break down meaning that if anything, the lube would become even more like Vaseline? I don't think it would really turn into some sort of tingly, vagina numbing substance. But it's worth a shot I guess.
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                  • smitch124
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-19-08
                    • 12566

                    #44
                    Holes and poles have to be compatible just like any other aspect of a relationship, you guys don't match, just gotta move on.
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                    • Masu485
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-14-08
                      • 7700

                      #45
                      Originally posted by shari91
                      I'm not a scientist by any means, but when things go off don't their chemical properties usually break down meaning that if anything, the lube would become even more like Vaseline? I don't think it would really turn into some sort of tingly, vagina numbing substance. But it's worth a shot I guess.
                      i'm trying to convince myself here...
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                      • JoeB
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 05-13-10
                        • 122

                        #46
                        If a gal dumps you due to the size of your d**k, YOU do not need that kind of woman around you. First of all bro, you need to care about yourself a bit more, love yourself so you can then go out there and f**em hard and good!
                        Stop complaining about some useless b**ch whom does not deserve you.
                        WE AS MAN, cannot kneel upon woman whom are worthless.... so STAND UP AND KEEP WALKING!!!!
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                        • Sunde91
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-26-09
                          • 8325

                          #47
                          Is she white? Oh, wait, dumb question, of course.

                          Why don't you try a laquisha for once in your life, since you are black..
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                          • Masu485
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-14-08
                            • 7700

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Sunde91
                            Is she white? Oh, wait, dumb question, of course.

                            Why don't you try a laquisha for once in your life, since you are black..
                            she's half black like me. we are both tanned. and i've never fukked a full black girl and never will. they have nasty skin and dirty hard feet.
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                            • KingKolzig
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-02-10
                              • 5550

                              #49
                              Originally posted by shari91
                              Okay Masu. As much as this hurts right now, if you are in fact of average girth as you say, then I can only suggest in the future you follow Cuse's advice as crass as it may have sounded. I and none of my girlfriends have ever complained about not feeling a guy who was of average size. Teeny, weeny, millimeter peters? Yes. But average? Definitely not. Then again, I nor the girlfriends I'm talking about have limited our dating activities only to tall, black men so maybe I'm not the best one to give you advice.

                              Regardless, there is nothing wrong with average for most women. In fact, average is usually comparable to too long or really thick as that can hurt at times and make sex really not enjoyable for us. So please don't focus on the penis part of the equation as I can assure you, you will most likely not encounter this problem in the future. All the best with it all.
                              it never gets old with this guy
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                              • Bluehorseshoe
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-13-06
                                • 15016

                                #50
                                You make up for it by being good at going "South with the Mouth".
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                                • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-24-10
                                  • 6298

                                  #51
                                  just gotta ravage her like a rhino horse or one of her friends so you can get ur rep back
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                                  • ROFLcopter
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 06-16-10
                                    • 4446

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by RageWizard
                                    2 things. Get some "Stiffs Nights" suppliments, and learn hot to eat pussy like a pro, there are several online classes that you can take. Then everthing will be fine.


                                    That stuff is gold lol. Although sometimes it's hit or miss it seems
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                                    • bogbat
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-21-10
                                      • 1843

                                      #53
                                      You should have fisted the slut!
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                                      • spurginobili
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-09-09
                                        • 3065

                                        #54
                                        Sounds like a slut. Dime a dozen. Forget her and move on.
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                                        • ROFLcopter
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 06-16-10
                                          • 4446

                                          #55
                                          After she told you that you should of bent her over and stuck it in her ass. What are the odds that she would feel something? Has that been railed out too?
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                                          • Pecos Bill
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-27-09
                                            • 1958

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Masu485
                                            Pecos Bill, this is for you...

                                            We weren't really officially going out, but I've wanted her for two years and like an idiot, developed feelings. After she broke up with her man, she came to me and we started seeing each other casually. We soon had sex, and then things changed. No more texts, no more calls. Pecos Bill... no more calls man...

                                            She strung me along for 3 months now, no sex, and being cold to me. So today I got fed up and confronted her about it, and she said she's just not attracted to me because of how bad the sex was and she can't get over it. She said she never realized how much girth meant to her. I have an average girth, but she has only dated tall black men in the past, so I am 'small' comparatively girthwise. She says she didnt feel anything. Nothing. I dont even know how that's possible. I'm about to cry as I write this because not only does it ruin things with her, but it makes u question every other time you've had sex and about how sex will be with other girls in the future. We said bye to each other on msn for the last time.

                                            I'm still young, but have always told myself feelings are stupid, relationships are for weak people, and so I've only ever really loved one person so far. This was the second and these always hurt the most because they are special people. You know there's no one out there like this, that's what makes it so hard. It isn't just some hot blonde who does yoga, I'll never fall for regular women like that, no matter how hot they are...

                                            Anyway just needed to vent, and prove that Pecos Bill is right... they will stop seeing you over bad sex... I'm really sad right now and need to go back to my psychology of relationship knowledge to convince myself it's all fake BS.
                                            Thanks for writing that. I hope its true. Glad i aint the only one. Fvck these whores!
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                                            • stingray14
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 02-12-10
                                              • 188

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by ROFLcopter
                                              After she told you that you should of bent her over and stuck it in her ass. What are the odds that she would feel something? Has that been railed out too?
                                              If that has been reemed out as well you would know because of the shit in her undies........
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                                              • Extra Innings
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-26-10
                                                • 15058

                                                #58
                                                Masu....either way....you're a winner at SBR
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                                                • frank21
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 01-09-10
                                                  • 350

                                                  #59
                                                  You deserve it!!! You have a little dick!!!! And on top of that you admitted it to everyone!!!!!!


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                                                  • Onefreedm1nd
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 06-15-10
                                                    • 282

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by smitch124
                                                    Holes and poles have to be compatible just like any other aspect of a relationship, you guys don't match, just gotta move on.

                                                    Werd
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                                                    • sundin4prez
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-09-10
                                                      • 1970

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Masu485

                                                      i've never fukked a full black girl and never will. they have nasty skin and dirty hard feet.
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                                                      • Ace_of_Spades
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-14-09
                                                        • 13518

                                                        #62
                                                        I see these threads and
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                                                        • louisvillekid
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-14-07
                                                          • 9263

                                                          #63
                                                          this thread is funny
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                                                          • Masu485
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 08-14-08
                                                            • 7700

                                                            #64
                                                            i just checked and i have a girth of 6 inches which is also above average. i dont know what the fukk is wrong with her pussy. i hate how she based everything on just one time
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                                                            • ROFLcopter
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 06-16-10
                                                              • 4446

                                                              #65
                                                              Maybe you should try dating a midget
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                                                              • diggler420
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 04-04-10
                                                                • 121

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                                lot of very solid advice in this thread, from different angles

                                                                masu yes size matters

                                                                sorry to say but its true we all know it

                                                                guys who have fukin 2-liter thermoses hey, good for them, you cant hate them for it, the world isnt fair

                                                                make the best with what you got and hope for the best

                                                                when i look at what i got, i just say hey, it is what it is, i'll make the best of it, and any time i'm wishing i had more, i'll just also remind myself to be thankful i don't have even less!
                                                                words of wisdom
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                                                                • pico
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 04-05-07
                                                                  • 27321

                                                                  #67
                                                                  you should use your fist to finish her off next time. rookie mistake
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                                                                  • Brick
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 08-13-09
                                                                    • 652

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Shes definately a whore
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                                                                    • dbnmln
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 10-30-07
                                                                      • 804

                                                                      #69
                                                                      stick it in her a$$ by accident, see if she likes it.
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                                                                      • sundin4prez
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 03-09-10
                                                                        • 1970

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by pico
                                                                        you should use your fist to finish her off next time. rookie mistake
                                                                        in her ass right?
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