What (US) location has most of these qualities ?

[dodger33]

Seaside, Oregon

[SBR_John]

Panama City, Florida

[Doug]

DOUG WHO THE F-CK WOULD MOVE TO FLORIDA UNLESS YOUR A POOR F-CK AND DONT HAVE A CHOICE.THE HUMIDITY WILL KILL YOU FOR 4 MONTHS OF THE YEAR.I COULD NEVER LIVE IN A HUMID CLIMATE NO F-CKING WAY.

The humidity would be an issue. I figure if I can take Vegas heat, I can probably take Florida humidity. Right now in NE we have the miserable winters for 4 months of the year, so it's a fair enough trade off. Ideally winter in Florida and summer up North or Colo, etc. but I can't do that. The heat/humidity is a reason I don't want to be stuck in central Fla ( Orlando) at least it's a bit more bearable on the coasts.

FISHHEAD WHAT WAS SO RIDICULOUS ABOUT THIS STATEMENT (WHERE THERES NO BLACKS IT WILL BE EXPENSIVE) THATS NOT RIDICULOUS THATS THE FACTS OF LIFE FISHEAD GET A F-CKING CLUE.


He probably means Iowa, but that is valid. I think one could find a lot of cheap places that are very white. These come to mind....

NH, VT, Maine, Iowa, ND, SD, Wyoming, Neb, and many states bordering Canada.
HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE DO YOU THINK LIVE IN THE HAMPTONS PROBABLY (0) BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE PAY THE EXTRA MONEY TO GET AWAY FROM THEM THIS IS A KNOWN FACT.

IF YOU HAVE MONEY YOU DONT HAVE TO LIVE WITH NIGERIANS THE REST OF US ARE STUCK IF WE LIVE IN BIG CITIES

Have you lived in Boston your whole life Jim ?

[warriorfan707]

Panama City, Florida

Whos the chick in your avatar John?

[Illy]

Never Never Land

[Doug]

Where I live is exactly what you are looking for. Not on the coast but borders all the gulf states, carolinas, & virginia so not a long trip for beach vacation, just no beach living.

99.99999% white! There was one black family in the county but I think they got burned out last week!

This all white population is mainly baptist so don't take one fishing with you, he'll drink all your beer. You have to take 2 baptists with you because one wont drink in front of the other.

Very low crime unless you count domestic violence. When you get large white families together they get drunk on shine & whoop the hell out of each other but leave everyone else alone.

Cost of living is as low as you'll find anywhere. The economy is down everywhere but if you're in a specialized field you can find a job

So this place borders Fla, Texas, Virginia, NC, SC, LA, Al,MS, and more.

where is this ?

[Doug]

Panama City, Florida

Looks like a nice area but right where the oil is washing up.

[Doug]

property is kind of cheap....

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4425-Thomas-Dr-Unit-508B_Panama-City-Beach_FL_32408_1116306746?source=ig

[Doug]

The $0 place must owe some taxes, etc. ?

70k place here

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3515-19Th-St-W-Unit-12_Panama-City_FL_32405_1118917713?source=ig

[Boner_18]

Texas or SC.

[Flying Dutchman]

North County San Diego beats the sh*t out of all those places...or South Riverside -> Temecula

[Flying Dutchman]

Next is Western coast of Australia.

[BEANTOWNJIM]

TEXAS OR SOUTH CAROLINA WHAT THE F-CK YOUR KIDDING RIGHT

DOUG I HAVE LIVED IN BOSTON ALL MY LIFE AND WEATHER WISE I GUESS THE 4 SEASONS IS THE BEST.THE WINTERS CAN BE A LITTLE TOUGH BUT I WOULD RATHER DEAL WITH 4 MONTHS OF NEW ENGLAND WINTERS THAN 4 MONTHS OF FLORIDA HEAT AND HUMIDITY IN THE SUMMERTIME

DOUG IF WE GET 4 STRAIGHT DAYS OF HUMIDITY WE HAVE A HEAT WAVE WE VERY SELDOM GET OVER 4 DAYS OF HUMID AIR.OUR SUMMERS ARE THE BEST 80 AND VERY LITTLE HUMIDITY

I WOULD RATHER SUFFER THROUGH A NEW ENGLAND WINTER THAN SWEAT MY BALLS OFF IN HUMIDITY FOR 4 MONTHS THAT WOULD KILL ME

BOYS THERES A REASON WHY HOMES IN FLORIDA ARE GOING FOR 70 GRAND IN SOUTH BOSTON YOU COULDNT BUY A PARKING SPOT FOR THAT AMOUNT (THAT ISNT A JOKE PARKING SPOTS IN THE CITY OF BOSTON ARE GOING FOR OVER 100 GRAND)

[philswin]

jacksonville beach florida

[Doug]

Seaside, Oregon

interesting place, but it seems to rain all winter long and barely hit 65 degrees in the summer.

SEASIDE, OREGON (357641)
Period of Record Monthly Climate Summary
Period of Record : 1/17/1930 to 12/31/2005
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Annual
Average Max. Temperature (F) 50.9 53.4 54.7 57.4 61.2 64.4 67.1 68.1 68.4 63.3 55.9 51.9 59.7
Average Min. Temperature (F) 37.1 37.9 38.4 41.0 45.0 49.3 51.9 52.4 49.2 45.1 40.6 37.9 43.8
Average Total Precipitation (in.) 11.43 9.09 8.47 5.48 3.55 2.94 1.30 1.48 2.86 6.65 10.62 12.28 76.14
Average Total SnowFall (in.) 1.1 0.2 0.3 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.0 0.2 1.8
Average Snow Depth (in.) 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Percent of possible observations for period of record.
Max. Temp.: 98.6% Min. Temp.: 98.4% Precipitation: 99.2% Snowfall: 99.1% Snow Depth: 98.7%
Check Station Metadata or Metadata graphics for more detail about data completeness.

[THE PROFIT]

So this place borders Fla, Texas, Virginia, NC, SC, LA, Al,MS, and more.

where is this ?

No need to be a smartass.

Everyone here knows where I live

[Doug]

Biloxi

seems similar to SBR John's suggestion of Panama City. Hurricane prone and now the oil.

It is a good suggestion. cheap property.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Diberville_MS_39532_1113015639?source=ig

[Doug]

North County San Diego beats the sh*t out of all those places...or South Riverside -> Temecula

I lived there from 1982-7. I did like it. I lived in Vista, San Marcos, Carlsbad, Oceanside. Traffic must be awful there now ? Kind of expensive there, too ! Weather was perfect if on the coast.

Temecula is too far inland. Good place but I want somewhere new to me.

[Doug]

TEXAS OR SOUTH CAROLINA WHAT THE F-CK YOUR KIDDING RIGHT

DOUG I HAVE LIVED IN BOSTON ALL MY LIFE AND WEATHER WISE I GUESS THE 4 SEASONS IS THE BEST.THE WINTERS CAN BE A LITTLE TOUGH BUT I WOULD RATHER DEAL WITH 4 MONTHS OF NEW ENGLAND WINTERS THAN 4 MONTHS OF FLORIDA HEAT AND HUMIDITY IN THE SUMMERTIME

DOUG IF WE GET 4 STRAIGHT DAYS OF HUMIDITY WE HAVE A HEAT WAVE WE VERY SELDOM GET OVER 4 DAYS OF HUMID AIR.OUR SUMMERS ARE THE BEST 80 AND VERY LITTLE HUMIDITY

I WOULD RATHER SUFFER THROUGH A NEW ENGLAND WINTER THAN SWEAT MY BALLS OFF IN HUMIDITY FOR 4 MONTHS THAT WOULD KILL ME

BOYS THERES A REASON WHY HOMES IN FLORIDA ARE GOING FOR 70 GRAND IN SOUTH BOSTON YOU COULDNT BUY A PARKING SPOT FOR THAT AMOUNT (THAT ISNT A JOKE PARKING SPOTS IN THE CITY OF BOSTON ARE GOING FOR OVER 100 GRAND)

I'm the opposite Jim.

I'd rather be sentenced to live somewhere in Florida from June through Sept. instead of somewhere in New England from Dec. through March. Both are good times to be somewhere else.

Why are you so attached to Boston, Jim ? Haven't you ever thought of living somewhere else ?

[Doug]

TEXAS OR SOUTH CAROLINA WHAT THE F-CK YOUR KIDDING RIGHT

DOUG I HAVE LIVED IN BOSTON ALL MY LIFE AND WEATHER WISE I GUESS THE 4 SEASONS IS THE BEST.THE WINTERS CAN BE A LITTLE TOUGH BUT I WOULD RATHER DEAL WITH 4 MONTHS OF NEW ENGLAND WINTERS THAN 4 MONTHS OF FLORIDA HEAT AND HUMIDITY IN THE SUMMERTIME

DOUG IF WE GET 4 STRAIGHT DAYS OF HUMIDITY WE HAVE A HEAT WAVE WE VERY SELDOM GET OVER 4 DAYS OF HUMID AIR.OUR SUMMERS ARE THE BEST 80 AND VERY LITTLE HUMIDITY

I WOULD RATHER SUFFER THROUGH A NEW ENGLAND WINTER THAN SWEAT MY BALLS OFF IN HUMIDITY FOR 4 MONTHS THAT WOULD KILL ME

BOYS THERES A REASON WHY HOMES IN FLORIDA ARE GOING FOR 70 GRAND IN SOUTH BOSTON YOU COULDNT BUY A PARKING SPOT FOR THAT AMOUNT (THAT ISNT A JOKE PARKING SPOTS IN THE CITY OF BOSTON ARE GOING FOR OVER 100 GRAND)

South Carolina is full of Golf courses, Jim. You'd probably love it if in a good area.

http://www.sportometrics.com/stats-cps.shtml

I couldn't believe all the Golf courses when I drove through that state. Stayed at a friend's house ( like a mansion) on Hilton Head Island. It was beautiful but nothing I could afford. I think the year round climate of coastal SC would be pretty damn pleasant. I'd expect Charleston to be a lot more hot and humid but better than Orlando weather.

I don't know too much about Texas other than it is huge and affordable. I've never been there other than an airport. I'm pretty sure I'd need to be on the coast ( Corpus Christi ?)

[MJFtheGenius]

I'll tell you where

Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine

Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

I'm talking about a little place called Aspen

[BEANTOWNJIM]

DOUG WHAT CAN I DO MY WORK IS IN SOUTH BOSTON I OWN 2 RENTAL PROPERTIES THAT I BOUGHT 20 YEARS AGO I CANT LEAVE RIGHT NOW.EVEN IF I COULD I WOULDNT GO TO THE SOUTH.I LOVED NAPLES FLORIDA IN MARCH BUT I KNOW I WOULDNT LIKE IT IN THE SUMMERTIME.

DOUG HAVE YOU EVER SPENT A SUMMER IN THE SOUTH I THINK I WOULD TAKE THE COLD AIR RATHER THAN THE HUMIDITY.

AT MY AGE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO BUY A HOUSE IN FLORIDA OR THE SOUTH I COULD RENT A HOUSE FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS IN THE WINTER IF I REALLY WANTED TO GET AWAY I WOULD NEVER LIVE THERE YEAR ROUND

[HustleGetPaid]

Jacksonville Beach or Daytona Beach in northern Florida, or West Palm Beach or Boca Raton in southern Florida.

[forsberg21]

jacksonville beach florida

HAHAH, LMFAO! I lived there and I was counting down the days to get out... that place is the epitome of a run down beach town.

You'd have to go to a place like Monaco to find a place like that, although it's nearly impossible to get citizenship.

Dubai is a good one too, good climate, strong economy, very multicultural, English is one of the main languages and no ghettos... no alcohol though

[mtneer1212]

Mystic Connecticut

[THE PROFIT]

BTJ calls *iggers NIGERIANS!!!! To him all black people are the same! How the fuk could you have not caught onto that yet?

[Doug]

DOUG WHAT CAN I DO MY WORK IS IN SOUTH BOSTON I OWN 2 RENTAL PROPERTIES THAT I BOUGHT 20 YEARS AGO I CANT LEAVE RIGHT NOW.EVEN IF I COULD I WOULDNT GO TO THE SOUTH.I LOVED NAPLES FLORIDA IN MARCH BUT I KNOW I WOULDNT LIKE IT IN THE SUMMERTIME.

DOUG HAVE YOU EVER SPENT A SUMMER IN THE SOUTH I THINK I WOULD TAKE THE COLD AIR RATHER THAN THE HUMIDITY.

AT MY AGE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO BUY A HOUSE IN FLORIDA OR THE SOUTH I COULD RENT A HOUSE FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS IN THE WINTER IF I REALLY WANTED TO GET AWAY I WOULD NEVER LIVE THERE YEAR ROUND

No, I've never spent more than a week or two in the South in the summer, but 5 summers in LV working construction. In somewhere like Daytona Beach I figure you change shirts like a tennis player when outside, and jump in the ocean a lot or you are in AC. No heating bills in winter should offset AC costs. I don't even use my AC in Ct after living in LV, my parents home never had it.

How about sell the 2 rentals in Boston, move to Naples and buy an 8 unit building and rent to Cubans then go to Boston in the summah ? Now you have great weather 100% of the time and year round Golf.

[Doug]

Mystic Connecticut

I live 25 miles west of there right now and Mystic is expensive especially if one wanted to live there just in the summer probably 3k+ month rent for the summer months.

[Doug]

HAHAH, LMFAO! I lived there and I was counting down the days to get out... that place is the epitome of a run down beach town.

You'd have to go to a place like Monaco to find a place like that, although it's nearly impossible to get citizenship.

Dubai is a good one too, good climate, strong economy, very multicultural, English is one of the main languages and no ghettos... no alcohol though

Dubai ! I'm not a Towelhead oil billionaire !

The intent here is a place I could realistically move to. English speaking is important, so kind of leaves US. Canada isn't warm enough ( except BC but that costs a fortune).
I want it to be affordable....cheap actually, think Fishhead cheap minus the dumpster photos.

[Doug]

Jacksonville Beach or Daytona Beach in northern Florida, or West Palm Beach or Boca Raton in southern Florida.

I'm not too keen on Jacksonville mainly because it is at the extreme northern end of the state.

I do like Daytona and it looks super cheap for example....

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1394-Powers-Ave_Holly-Hill_FL_32117_1115722079?source=ig

I don't know the hood.

[losturmarbles]

Where I live is exactly what you are looking for. Not on the coast but borders all the gulf states, carolinas, & virginia so not a long trip for beach vacation, just no beach living.

99.99999% white! There was one black family in the county but I think they got burned out last week!

This all white population is mainly baptist so don't take one fishing with you, he'll drink all your beer. You have to take 2 baptists with you because one wont drink in front of the other.

Very low crime unless you count domestic violence. When you get large white families together they get drunk on shine & whoop the hell out of each other but leave everyone else alone.

Cost of living is as low as you'll find anywhere. The economy is down everywhere but if you're in a specialized field you can find a job

pro: your state doesn't have state income tax
con: those damn appalachians are a bitch to drive on.

[saints7011]

Lexington County, South Carolina 85% white (2000 census)

that's the truth , use to live there...come on to myrtle beach doug , we got a sportsbook on the casino boat...

[Doug]

Freakin Tampa is super cheap....

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2109-E-Navajo-Ave_Tampa_FL_33612_1119411511?source=ig

I wonder what BTJ could get in rent to some gay illegal Cuban.... $400 ?

[THE PROFIT]

pro: your state doesn't have state income tax
con: those damn appalachians are a bitch to drive on.

Unless you're going into the logging industry you don't have to actually drive on the mountains.

Most places here you will never encounter a curvy road in your everyday driving. If you like to go sightseeing you can find alot.

[Doug]

that's the truth , use to live there...come on to myrtle beach doug , we got a sportsbook on the casino boat...

Florida is looking pretty good. I figure buy some cheap place ( home not condo) **** my $222 month condo fee in CT, plus the high property taxes. I could buy something and blow off homeowners, if it goes, it goes. Wouldn't need to make much money to live on.