Kenneth Copeland DESTROYING the virus..................................

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • floki
    SBR MVP
    • 02-07-19
    • 1139

    #1
    Kenneth Copeland DESTROYING the virus..................................
    "In the name of Jesus... I execute judgment on you, COVID-19!... It! Is! Finished! It! Is! Over!"


    But seriously like what do we do right now? All in?
    God has never backed something in human history, this is huge.


    Maybe if everyone just starts praying markets fully recover and we just pretend like nothing happened


    Last edited by floki; 03-31-20, 12:24 PM.
  • pablo222
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-03-19
    • 8858

    #2
    Its over!!! Hallelujah!!!
    Comment
    • cyclingbettor
      SBR Sharp
      • 08-26-15
      • 497

      #3
      If we all pack into crowded churches and pray, perhaps the virus will disappear.
      Comment
      • Yulia74
        SBR MVP
        • 08-28-18
        • 1907

        #4
        i dare anyone to look at this guy and not see a demon.

        in the name of Jesus I say that kenneth copeland should be blasted into space


        Comment
        • floki
          SBR MVP
          • 02-07-19
          • 1139

          #5
          He needs to step into some of the corona hospitals and give this a go.

          I lost confidence in my Faith Healer after he laid hands upon me to expel the demon covid & then used hand sanitizer.
          Comment
          • Grits n' Gravy
            Restricted User
            • 06-10-10
            • 13024

            #6
            This same piece of garbage also told people to still make their donations to his church even if they lost their job because the book is what is important.

            He is prime example why organized religion should lose their tax exempt status. We’d see a lot less of these fools if they had to pay taxes on their theft.
            Comment
            • floki
              SBR MVP
              • 02-07-19
              • 1139

              #7
              Comment
              • Grits n' Gravy
                Restricted User
                • 06-10-10
                • 13024

                #8
                Originally posted by floki
                You found a pic of jibby.
                Comment
                • Yulia74
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-28-18
                  • 1907

                  #9
                  evidently they're praying to the wrong 'god'

                  a witch doctor could do a better job of vanquishing covid-19

                  Comment
                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81454

                    #10
                    Look at the guy standing next to him in that video.

                    Even HE knows this is a shit show.

                    Fukkin con-artists.

                    How is this legal? I mean, some of those stupid fuks in the church are going to believe this garbage, think they are cured and go to the mall and infect who knows how many people.
                    Comment
                    • floki
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-07-19
                      • 1139

                      #11
                      While it's reassuring to know that Kenneth Copeland has put an end to COVID-19

                      it's hard to ignore the fact that the other guy is the worst "second banana" in the history of comedy.
                      Comment
                      • pologq
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-07-12
                        • 19899

                        #12
                        someone ask him why his speech did not work
                        Comment
                        • Sam Odom
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-30-05
                          • 58063

                          #13
                          god kept his hair black at age 83... so nothing is impossible
                          Comment
                          • Yulia74
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-28-18
                            • 1907

                            #14
                            when the vaccine comes will he take credit for it
                            Comment
                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81454

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sam Odom
                              god kept his hair black at age 83... so nothing is impossible
                              Sammy, just like Ronald Regan.

                              Must be a republican thing.
                              Comment
                              • floki
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-07-19
                                • 1139

                                #16
                                You notice faith healers are never working in hospitals.
                                I double dog dare this charlatan to walk into a NYC ER and pull this stunt
                                Comment
                                • RudyRuetigger
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-24-10
                                  • 65086

                                  #17
                                  wow

                                  it would be pretty "funny" if he got the virus tomorrow
                                  Comment
                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81454

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                    wow

                                    it would be pretty "funny" if he got the virus tomorrow
                                    If anybody deserves it, he does.
                                    Comment
                                    • RudyRuetigger
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 08-24-10
                                      • 65086

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                      If anybody deserves it, he does.
                                      yes it would be hilarious

                                      I only used quotation marks because I didnt want some REPUBLICAN religious nutcase attacking me
                                      Comment
                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43559

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pologq
                                        someone ask him why his speech did not work
                                        it did work to some extent, as apparently much of the virus was "hexed" into..... well.... uh.... I'll let the photo of where copious amounts of the virus wound up, half-way around the world:


                                        Comment
                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81454

                                          #21
                                          Tremendous sacks.
                                          Comment
                                          • Golden fleece
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 09-25-18
                                            • 858

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Yulia74
                                            i dare anyone to look at this guy and not see a demon.

                                            in the name of Jesus I say that kenneth copeland should be blasted into space


                                            savvy businessman at best
                                            Comment
                                            • Sam Odom
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 10-30-05
                                              • 58063

                                              #23
                                              diggy

                                              God did smile on Ronald W. Reagan
                                              Comment
                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388189

                                                #24
                                                Good video
                                                Comment
                                                • JohnGalt2341
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-31-09
                                                  • 9138

                                                  #25
                                                  It saddens me that there are enough people on the planet that take this guy seriously that he can make a nice living conning people like he does.

                                                  Let's just assume that God/Jesus are real and they are they are indeed all knowing and all powerful. Wouldn't that mean that God could have predicted Covid-19 and wiped it out before it even got started? Are we supposed to believe that God was just waiting around chilling until he heard Kenneth Copeland make this powerful declaration?

                                                  Jesus: Hey Dad... you know that Covid 19 virus that's rapidly spreading around on earth killing lots of folks?
                                                  God: Yeah, what about it?
                                                  Jesus: Kenneth Copeland says you should annihilate it now.
                                                  God: He did? Consider it DESTROYED!
                                                  Comment
                                                  • Sam Odom
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-30-05
                                                    • 58063

                                                    #26
                                                    As of March 2020, The estimated net worth of Kenneth Copeland is more than $850 million. He is one of the world's richest televangelist.
                                                    Comment
                                                    • maggiethebestdog
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-21-13
                                                      • 6700

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by JohnGalt2341
                                                      It saddens me that there are enough people on the planet that take this guy seriously that he can make a nice living conning people like he does.

                                                      Let's just assume that God/Jesus are real and they are they are indeed all knowing and all powerful. Wouldn't that mean that God could have predicted Covid-19 and wiped it out before it even got started? Are we supposed to believe that God was just waiting around chilling until he heard Kenneth Copeland make this powerful declaration?

                                                      Jesus: Hey Dad... you know that Covid 19 virus that's rapidly spreading around on earth killing lots of folks?
                                                      God: Yeah, what about it?
                                                      Jesus: Kenneth Copeland says you should annihilate it now.
                                                      God: He did? Consider it DESTROYED!
                                                      You obviously don't understand how the God thing works

                                                      Take all the credit for all the good in the world AND all the good that humans do, AND...

                                                      Take NO blame or accountability for the bad that happens in the world OR the bad that humans do

                                                      What a great gig

                                                      God is the greatest con artist of all time
                                                      (and mass murderer as well)
                                                      Comment
                                                      • Grits n' Gravy
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 06-10-10
                                                        • 13024

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                        As of March 2020, The estimated net worth of Kenneth Copeland is more than $850 million. He is one of the world's richest televangelist.
                                                        Middle America filled his accounts.

                                                        Not sure who is more ignorant, flat earthers or people who give this con artist money.
                                                        Comment
                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43559

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by cyclingbettor
                                                          If we all pack into crowded churches and pray, perhaps the virus will disappear.
                                                          i'm goin' the Carlin route:


                                                          Comment
                                                          SBR Contests
                                                          Collapse
                                                          Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
                                                          Collapse
                                                          Working...