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    Kenneth Copeland DESTROYING the virus..................................

    "In the name of Jesus... I execute judgment on you, COVID-19!... It! Is! Finished! It! Is! Over!"


    But seriously like what do we do right now? All in?
    God has never backed something in human history, this is huge.


    Maybe if everyone just starts praying markets fully recover and we just pretend like nothing happened


    Last edited by floki; 03-31-20 at 01:24 PM.

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    Its over!!! Hallelujah!!!

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    If we all pack into crowded churches and pray, perhaps the virus will disappear.

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    i dare anyone to look at this guy and not see a demon.

    in the name of Jesus I say that kenneth copeland should be blasted into space



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    He needs to step into some of the corona hospitals and give this a go.

    I lost confidence in my Faith Healer after he laid hands upon me to expel the demon covid & then used hand sanitizer.

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    This same piece of garbage also told people to still make their donations to his church even if they lost their job because the book is what is important.

    He is prime example why organized religion should lose their tax exempt status. We’d see a lot less of these fools if they had to pay taxes on their theft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by floki View Post
    You found a pic of jibby.

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    evidently they're praying to the wrong 'god'

    a witch doctor could do a better job of vanquishing covid-19


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    Look at the guy standing next to him in that video.

    Even HE knows this is a shit show.

    Fukkin con-artists.

    How is this legal? I mean, some of those stupid fuks in the church are going to believe this garbage, think they are cured and go to the mall and infect who knows how many people.

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    While it's reassuring to know that Kenneth Copeland has put an end to COVID-19

    it's hard to ignore the fact that the other guy is the worst "second banana" in the history of comedy.

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    someone ask him why his speech did not work

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    god kept his hair black at age 83... so nothing is impossible

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    when the vaccine comes will he take credit for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    god kept his hair black at age 83... so nothing is impossible
    Sammy, just like Ronald Regan.

    Must be a republican thing.

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    You notice faith healers are never working in hospitals.
    I double dog dare this charlatan to walk into a NYC ER and pull this stunt

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    wow

    it would be pretty "funny" if he got the virus tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    wow

    it would be pretty "funny" if he got the virus tomorrow
    If anybody deserves it, he does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    If anybody deserves it, he does.
    yes it would be hilarious

    I only used quotation marks because I didnt want some REPUBLICAN religious nutcase attacking me

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    Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
    someone ask him why his speech did not work
    it did work to some extent, as apparently much of the virus was "hexed" into..... well.... uh.... I'll let the photo of where copious amounts of the virus wound up, half-way around the world:



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    Tremendous sacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yulia74 View Post
    i dare anyone to look at this guy and not see a demon.

    in the name of Jesus I say that kenneth copeland should be blasted into space


    savvy businessman at best

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    diggy

    God did smile on Ronald W. Reagan

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    Good video

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    It saddens me that there are enough people on the planet that take this guy seriously that he can make a nice living conning people like he does.

    Let's just assume that God/Jesus are real and they are they are indeed all knowing and all powerful. Wouldn't that mean that God could have predicted Covid-19 and wiped it out before it even got started? Are we supposed to believe that God was just waiting around chilling until he heard Kenneth Copeland make this powerful declaration?

    Jesus: Hey Dad... you know that Covid 19 virus that's rapidly spreading around on earth killing lots of folks?
    God: Yeah, what about it?
    Jesus: Kenneth Copeland says you should annihilate it now.
    God: He did? Consider it DESTROYED!

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    As of March 2020, The estimated net worth of Kenneth Copeland is more than $850 million. He is one of the world's richest televangelist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnGalt2341 View Post
    It saddens me that there are enough people on the planet that take this guy seriously that he can make a nice living conning people like he does.

    Let's just assume that God/Jesus are real and they are they are indeed all knowing and all powerful. Wouldn't that mean that God could have predicted Covid-19 and wiped it out before it even got started? Are we supposed to believe that God was just waiting around chilling until he heard Kenneth Copeland make this powerful declaration?

    Jesus: Hey Dad... you know that Covid 19 virus that's rapidly spreading around on earth killing lots of folks?
    God: Yeah, what about it?
    Jesus: Kenneth Copeland says you should annihilate it now.
    God: He did? Consider it DESTROYED!
    You obviously don't understand how the God thing works

    Take all the credit for all the good in the world AND all the good that humans do, AND...

    Take NO blame or accountability for the bad that happens in the world OR the bad that humans do

    What a great gig

    God is the greatest con artist of all time
    (and mass murderer as well)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    As of March 2020, The estimated net worth of Kenneth Copeland is more than $850 million. He is one of the world's richest televangelist.
    Middle America filled his accounts.

    Not sure who is more ignorant, flat earthers or people who give this con artist money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclingbettor View Post
    If we all pack into crowded churches and pray, perhaps the virus will disappear.
    i'm goin' the Carlin route:



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