Going to Vegas. How to ditch the old lady?

**big joe 1212** · 10-24-14, 07:57 PM

Let her hang with you when you go to the ATM and pretend your card is not working. She will most likely let you "borrow" money.

**mrlif1** · 10-24-14, 08:03 PM

Don't sleep, leave when she does. Speed will help.

**almondjoy** · 10-24-14, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Corbin would bust a nutin 1 minute 30 secs flat

Usually he doesn't even make it to penetration. That would be a marathon session for the fkin guy

**almondjoy** · 10-24-14, 08:47 PM

JJ, I need you to have plenty of viagra to keep her busy atleast a couple hours. No pump n dump. I need to gambol alone

**Bostongambler** · 10-24-14, 09:05 PM

Was that pic a misprint then?

**almondjoy** · 10-24-14, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

Was that pic a misprint then?

What do you mean was the pic a misprint?

**Bostongambler** · 10-24-14, 09:20 PM

Who is she almond joy / m&m

**almondjoy** · 10-24-14, 09:24 PM

thats her

**Bostongambler** · 10-24-14, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by almondjoy

thats her

That's her who?

**Smoke** · 10-24-14, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by almondjoy

Usually he doesn't even make it to penetration. That would be a marathon session for the fkin guy

it takes a minute to get his limp stub in the hole.

So basically 30 secs tops to bust

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 10-24-14, 09:51 PM

This is all gold I will be using in my stand up act.

Limp Stub? I couldn't have come up with that.

**almondjoy** · 10-25-14, 08:00 PM

**jjgold** · 10-25-14, 08:17 PM

I would love to fuk her

How is she in bed guy??

Give my exact details

**scumbag** · 10-25-14, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by almondjoy

I'm going with a friend of mine, basically a older lady I'm not that into but she has sugarmomma qualities. She doesn't gamble and is going to be bugging me to do things and pay her attention.

Bottom line, I just want to bet games, play poker, eat good food and spend as much time away from her as possible.

How do I keep her occupied/distracted? What can I do to get away from her yet not make her cry or feel bad, I won't be giving her money to shop.. if anything I will be getting money from her. Gameplan?

never take a broad to vegas. unless she is cool as fck. those woman are pretty difficult to find.

if a broad aint into drinking, sweating games out with me, degenning on craps or BJ, doing more drinking poolside, doing some drugs, fcking often. basically just partying hard.

come here alone, degen hard, fck idiots from west virginia. or awesome europeans.

coming here with someone who, "wants you to pay attention to them", is fcking hilarious.

here's a litmus test. if she hasnt brought up having a threesome with one of her hot friends, she's not vegas material.

**Smoke** · 10-25-14, 08:55 PM

Limp stub lol where do i come up with this shit

**jjgold** · 10-25-14, 09:01 PM

scummy do you live in Vegas??

Lol classic post

Originally posted by scumbag

never take a broad to vegas. unless she is cool as fck. those woman are pretty difficult to find.

if a broad aint into drinking, sweating games out with me, degenning on craps or BJ, doing more drinking poolside, doing some drugs, fcking often. basically just partying hard.

come here alone, degen hard, fck idiots from west virginia. or awesome europeans.

coming here with someone who, "wants you to pay attention to them", is fcking hilarious.

here's a litmus test. if she hasnt brought up having a threesome with one of her hot friends, she's not vegas material.

**scumbag** · 10-25-14, 09:51 PM

Yep, it might sound kind of harsh, but its true. ain't nothin worse than being in vegas with some square.

**jjgold** · 10-25-14, 09:53 PM

**manny24** · 10-25-14, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by TankHankerous

Take her to the craps table and she can watch, it's fun to watch and get drunk even if you don't gamble

then promise to eat her box or whatever after hooters

ok Tanker i LOLd a lot but i'm high aF

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 10-26-14, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by almondjoy

**almondjoy** · 11-13-14, 03:57 AM

Decided to not take her at all. Going solo for 4 days leaving Friday morning,I really don't want to have to focus any energy on anything other than fkin odds and cards.

I'm ready to go balls to the walls for 4 days hard, minimum sleep naps. Friday can't come soon enough.

Planning on checking out Aria, Bellagio, The Orleans, LVH and Circus Circus of course.

**almondjoy** · 11-13-14, 03:57 AM

Need to focus on these games. FSU looks like a good game to unload on Saturday night.

**Smoke** · 11-13-14, 07:36 AM

Dont forget to check out mandalay bay...

Oh and here's a freebie for you... Forget the FSU game... its a coinflip

Unload your gooey goodness on notre dame -17.5 and head to the pay window 3.5 hours later

**jjgold** · 11-13-14, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by almondjoy

Decided to not take her at all. Going solo for 4 days leaving Friday morning,I really don't want to have to focus any energy on anything other than fkin odds and cards.

I'm ready to go balls to the walls for 4 days hard, minimum sleep naps. Friday can't come soon enough.

Planning on checking out Aria, Bellagio, The Orleans, LVH and Circus Circus of course.

Kid let me know where you will be

**TheLock** · 11-13-14, 09:11 AM

good idea to go solo

**konck** · 11-13-14, 09:18 AM

Tell her you just got a rash on your cok and you have been scratching

**jjgold** · 11-13-14, 10:35 AM

Most people that move to Vegas leave broke and back home where they came from very quickly

**almondjoy** · 11-13-14, 12:33 PM

VEGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

**almondjoy** · 11-13-14, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Dont forget to check out mandalay bay...

Oh and here's a freebie for you... Forget the FSU game... its a coinflip

Unload your gooey goodness on notre dame -17.5 and head to the pay window 3.5 hours later

**chico2663** · 11-13-14, 12:51 PM

jj said he would stroker ace. Stroker arse than her face.