It's 11:00 and I have already had the craziest day of my life...HELP

[BatemanPatrickl]

Thanks boys. Anyway more importantly, me an my girl are watching the Celtics game but is it safe to **** her tonight? I don't want to ask her but anyone know anything about this?

From the standpoint of getting an STD; no. Otherwise Googluck.

[stevek173]

Early nomination for post of the year, might stick - view the average SBR poster response to see why

[ttwarrior1]

what a moron

[jlgarciaiii22]

Kick that broad to the curb! Take the $700 your thinking about giving her and put it on the Colts -5.5!

You have been warned stay away from her... It's only gonna get worse from this point!

[GiveMeaBJ]

what a moron

Please tell me why.

[Jimmy0607]

Once a cheater always a fukkin a cheater, Wow bro well unless you like sharing your chick with some dumb fukks

[GiveMeaBJ]

Why would she waste her time trying to get back with me if she wanted to cheat on me? If she wants to cheat on me thats fine, I'll send her friends the video we made 3 months ago and then **** her cousin. It doesn't matter to me. I would rather have it stay the other way.

[GiveMeaBJ]

What I am thinking is if you cheat on someone and this happens why would you want to cheat again?

[Flagboy36]

Heck I'm against abortion, put yourself in that spot, if you were that baby, your life is on thin ice, but do what you feel right, you both ****ed up clearly, no protection, you deserve what you got, I'd pay if it would make her happy then you could forget about her, otherwise allow test to be run and if it is indeed you baby think it over and say are you ready to end a life even though it's not a human form, be smart man, just think

[Flagboy36]

maybe this will teach you a lesson, if your not ready to be a ****ing daddy then use protection, hopefully you learn son, you only get one life to live make it the best

[GiveMeaBJ]

To me it's not a human form until someone can see it in person and it breathes some fresh air.

[GiveMeaBJ]

maybe this will teach you a lesson, if your not ready to be a ****ing daddy then use protection, hopefully you learn son, you only get one life to live make it the best

This statement is counter productive. I only live once and I try to live it to the fullest and make it the best.

Sex with no protection feels 10x better to me then sex with protection. Living it up I guess.

Until I get some ghanirairiaaaa.

[tltaylor89]

You should have jizzed in that girls mouth giving that baby the early nutrition it needed

[GiveMeaBJ]

We heard you the first time.

[JerseyShop101]

What the **** happened to me this morning? Boys, I go to class this morning get back and I am laying in my bed. My girlfriend calls, she says that she needs to see me. I said, ok well come over. This was weird because normally she just comes over and doesn't call. I have known this girl since about 11 months ago, I ****ed her for a while and then we were conisdered to be boyfriend/girlfriend for the past 9 months.

How is she so sure that the baby is not yours? If she is only 1-3 months pregnant, couldn't it still be yours?

[Flagboy36]

soo say this u have sex with 10 diff girls 5 get prego all want to keep the kid you got no choice man, your gonna have to learn not that this will ever happen just saying your mistakes will catch up to you, and abortion is a debate one not for here, im just telling you if its your kid, hopefully you dont kill the next biggest scientist or etc.... you were given a chance to live whether by mistake or by choice, but like you said it doesnt matter to you

[GiveMeaBJ]

How is she so sure that the baby is not yours? If she is only 1-3 months pregnant, couldn't it still be yours?

We went over this, I will give you a break though because it is a long thread. She said she was sure it was his, then around page 2 we decided it could possibly be mine and it's not worth it down the road to be on the Maury show taking paternity tests so I just paid it.

[mtneer1212]

Kick that broad to the curb! Take the $700 your thinking about giving her and put it on the Colts -5.5!

You have been warned stay away from her... It's only gonna get worse from this point!

Agreed, and furthermore, I'd give her the same treatment that Tony Soprano gave gay Vito's messed up kid, only instead of sending him to boot camp, I'd send her to the clinic -- but only if you can get $700 down on the Colts and they cover.

[GiveMeaBJ]

soo say this u have sex with 10 diff girls 5 get prego all want to keep the kid you got no choice man, your gonna have to learn not that this will ever happen just saying your mistakes will catch up to you, and abortion is a debate one not for here, im just telling you if its your kid, hopefully you dont kill the next biggest scientist or etc.... if we're given a chance to live whether by mistake or by choice, but like you said it doesnt matter to you

I would probably stop after the first kid but I guess you have a point. I don't always not use protection but if we are ****ing on a regular basis and the girl has a nice downstairs then I will say **** it unless they tell me to. Most of the girls take the pill around these parts and I know atleast 8 girls that went to the clinic in the past year. Not a big demand for babies by 20 year olds around here.

[JerseyShop101]

We went over this, I will give you a break though because it is a long thread. She said she was sure it was his, then around page 2 we decided it could possibly be mine and it's not worth it down the road to be on the Maury show taking paternity tests so I just paid it.

Good stuff.

Still would like to see some odds posted at Matchbook on this.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Someone in this thread posted odds lol. Check page 3.

[ByeShea]

This is not your problem. Should be discussed between her and the guy who didn't pull out.

Maybe he wants to keep the child and man up.

Stay the phuck out of this.

Correct.

You're not in a pickle here, not like the other parts of this triangle, so there isn't much need for sympathy. That said, if you stay entangled with this relationship and get burned (which would be a certainty at some point) then you would deserve no sympathy whatsoever.

Quit while you're ahead.

[DrStale]

Do not take advice from those who read 3 posts of the entire thread.

Actually, taking advice on a woman from anyone that posts here is a gamble. Most of these guys would hyperventilate if a 20 year old girl even talked to them.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I'm picking and choosing Stale. Some know some clearly don't. It's pretty easy to tell who does this:


While others are probably sexually active with breathing females.

[DrStale]

Awesome.

[Shortstop]

finding out it's not yours is the best feeling in the world

Classic!

[ElCapitan]

Ok, I'm calling BS on this whole ****ing thread. First, and most important, there isn't a ****ing clinic in the US that would let a girl walk in and say "I want to have an abortion" and have it done the same afternoon. You're not getting your oil changed here. This is a surgical procedure and there are blood tests that have to be done, papers that have to be signed, and more importantly, a woman's decision that has to be made here.

So if you're asking if you can **** her one of two things is going on:

1. She's still pregnant and you've got deal with this when you get up tomorrow. So go ahead and **** her.
2. You're a wonderful bullshitter. Congratulations. You just fooled 80% of the posters here.

[THE PROFIT]

If she said the kid isn't yours & you don't want the kid if it was, why do you give a damn. She has the balls to say it's not yours why didn't she go to the daddy? I would tell that bitch to GTFO! Wash your hands of that drama quick!

[ttwarrior1]

if its not your kid, why you telling her to have an obortion, your lame, hope she knows odds of having kids after abortions arent' good

[dodger33]

I've read most not all posts here but the answer is simple my friend. I don't believe in abortion but to each his own. Paco said it right, the 700 dollars will be the best investment you will have ever made in your life. Unless you are 100% sure it isn't yours. Also if you are going to pay for it take her to the clinic and pay the directly. dont just hand her the money. Best of luck!

[DrStale]

Ok, I'm calling BS on this whole ****ing thread. First, and most important, there isn't a ****ing clinic in the US that would let a girl walk in and say "I want to have an abortion" and have it done the same afternoon. You're not getting your oil changed here. This is a surgical procedure and there are blood tests that have to be done, papers that have to be signed, and more importantly, a woman's decision that has to be made here. So if you're asking if you can **** her one of two things is going on: 1. She's still pregnant and you've got deal with this when you get up tomorrow. So go ahead and **** her. 2. You're a wonderful bullshitter. Congratulations. You just fooled 80% of the posters here.

Wrong.

Vacuum aspiration can be done within the first couple months of the pregnancy. It is a same day procedure and the actual procedure itself only takes a few minutes. You can go in and get it done on your first visit.

Good job on the research though, you dont look stupid at all.

[DeluxeLiner]

Dude they didnt kill a baby today, they killed a zygote at worst...a ball of cells that do not have a definitive purpose or unique characteristics (eye, leg, arm, heart, liver, etc) which you can't tell the difference between that and the same form as in a cow.

I am against killing babies as the next guy is...maybe not at this forum there are some pretty twisted fuc*s here.

[vyomguy]

How did u get time to go to hospital and post so much in SBR and go to classes at the same time?

[ol'Tex]

ok let me just say, i read through this whole thread and here are my conclusions for what its worth.

first of all you did the right thing listening to her and taking her to the clinic because as you may or may not know, even prejizz has active sprem cells in it and your nob lets it out all through sex. pulling out DOES NOT WORK 100 percent of the time.. aka its not a

the last ****ing thing you want is her having it and saying its yours, or like you said end up finding out later its yours, and her getting 18 years of child support, not to mention splitting medical expenses, braces, summer camp or whatever the **** else. good job there..

now here is where you are ****ing up, and i dont mean to judge or anything, this is purely my assumption based on your posts..

you my friend, are pussywhipped to the max. you just had a girl, not only come in and tell you she had cheated on you, but was pregnant with some other dudes baby.. now think about this logically, she was all happy and go lucky the days before this happend, yet now she feels all shitty? WRONG

she would not have even told you if she could have gotten away with it.. but since she had the degenerate spawn growing in her belly she had to come clean, and not only that, but did it in pure slut form.. she KNOWS you are pussy whipped which is why she came over, sucked you dry, and then told you.. that is a whore move my friend.

she then has the audacity to ask you to pay for it (which is fine for you because now you know its dealt with) because she knew you would. then the day after this happens, all you are thinking about is watching a game and ****ing her.. the DAY she just had some losers semen clusters sucked out of her vagina?

it has been said before, and is being said again... ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A ****ING CHEATER... look at it from her perspective.. she came over, sucked your dick, told you she was pregnant with some scumbags baby juice, told you she loves you, got you to take her to the clinic, and pay for it, and take her back, all in the same ****ing day?? this says to her, wow what a bitch, all i gotta do is suck him off and i can do just about anything i want..

this girl is TRASH BRO, and any guy that tells you to stay with a bitch who has cheated on you is just desperate to get laid. all you can think about with her is sex, and then shes cool and talks blah blah whatever.. you try to justify her cheating on you by you doing it to her, but you did it in the beginning, she is doing it 10 months in..

like it was said earlier, the drunk card is bullshit, ive been drunk and turned down girls when i was in a relationship, and i got a throbbing dick between my legs... girls cheat on guys because they are weak minded, easliy influenced, low morals, stupid, or just whores, or a combination of any of the previously mentioned.

there is never any excuse for cheating, unless she was drugged, and obviously she remembers, so she was not drugged. she could have done this 10 other times, but this time the juice stuck. you do not want a chick like that bro, you will hate yourself and your life for being such a pussy staying with her..

ESPECIALLY if you know that you dont wanna be with her long term, and you are in COLLEGE?? there is freshly trimmed carpet all around you, go find a new one, dont waste time on a bitch that doesnt drool over the ground your balls hover over. you can find one, and you will be much happier.. you are just sticking with this girl because you think, shes hot, ill get around to a new one, the pussy is good or whatever.. dont be a chump.. do the right thing.. you helped her out, yall are on good terms... go on a "break" and think really hard about what is truly best for you.. not what is best for your cock, what is best for YOU! otherwise you will be sorry..

read my post twice, and really reflect on your situation with logic, not emotion.. you are a man, be one

[GiveMeaBJ]

Ok, I'm calling BS on this whole ****ing thread. First, and most important, there isn't a ****ing clinic in the US that would let a girl walk in and say "I want to have an abortion" and have it done the same afternoon. You're not getting your oil changed here. This is a surgical procedure and there are blood tests that have to be done, papers that have to be signed, and more importantly, a woman's decision that has to be made here.

So if you're asking if you can **** her one of two things is going on:

1. She's still pregnant and you've got deal with this when you get up tomorrow. So go ahead and **** her.
2. You're a wonderful bullshitter. Congratulations. You just fooled 80% of the posters here.

Your thinking of a different kind of abortion. If a girl gets an abortion in the first few weeks of pregnancy the procedure only take about 10 minutes. She clearly had been thinking about it sine atleast last night as she had time to go argue with the other guy and I doubt she did that all at 8am. Get informed. Here you go right off the website "The D&C procedure for a first trimester patient (6 to 13.5 weeks LMP) takes approximately 5 to 7 minutes. The D&E procedure for a second trimester patient (14 to 24 weeks LMP) takes about 10 to 15 minutes. .

The normal time spent at our Center is 2 hours from your arrival to discharge for a pre-abortion visit or for a ssuction surrettage. For a D&E, expect to be there 3 hours as more time is needed for recovery before leaving.

For the medical abortion visit, the time is about 1 hour." It is ridiculous that I would make this up.

How did u get time to go to hospital and post so much in SBR and go to classes at the same time?

Woke up this morn went to class from 745-845 came home, argued with girl, she leaves, post on SBR, hospital, post on SBR, class from 7:00 to 8:30...post on SBR. It's not that hard. I didn't feel like doing anything today after hearing that news first thing in the morning.

ok let me just say, i read through this whole thread and here are my conclusions for what its worth.

first of all you did the right thing listening to her and taking her to the clinic because as you may or may not know, even prejizz has active sprem cells in it and your nob lets it out all through sex. pulling out DOES NOT WORK 100 percent of the time.. aka its not a

the last ****ing thing you want is her having it and saying its yours, or like you said end up finding out later its yours, and her getting 18 years of child support, not to mention splitting medical expenses, braces, summer camp or whatever the **** else. good job there..

now here is where you are ****ing up, and i dont mean to judge or anything, this is purely my assumption based on your posts..

you my friend, are pussywhipped to the max. you just had a girl, not only come in and tell you she had cheated on you, but was pregnant with some other dudes baby.. now think about this logically, she was all happy and go lucky the days before this happend, yet now she feels all shitty? WRONG

she would not have even told you if she could have gotten away with it.. but since she had the degenerate spawn growing in her belly she had to come clean, and not only that, but did it in pure slut form.. she KNOWS you are pussy whipped which is why she came over, sucked you dry, and then told you.. that is a whore move my friend.

she then has the audacity to ask you to pay for it (which is fine for you because now you know its dealt with) because she knew you would. then the day after this happens, all you are thinking about is watching a game and ****ing her.. the DAY she just had some losers semen clusters sucked out of her vagina?

it has been said before, and is being said again... ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A ****ING CHEATER... look at it from her perspective.. she came over, sucked your dick, told you she was pregnant with some scumbags baby juice, told you she loves you, got you to take her to the clinic, and pay for it, and take her back, all in the same ****ing day?? this says to her, wow what a bitch, all i gotta do is suck him off and i can do just about anything i want..

this girl is TRASH BRO, and any guy that tells you to stay with a bitch who has cheated on you is just desperate to get laid. all you can think about with her is sex, and then shes cool and talks blah blah whatever.. you try to justify her cheating on you by you doing it to her, but you did it in the beginning, she is doing it 10 months in..

like it was said earlier, the drunk card is bullshit, ive been drunk and turned down girls when i was in a relationship, and i got a throbbing dick between my legs... girls cheat on guys because they are weak minded, easliy influenced, low morals, stupid, or just whores, or a combination of any of the previously mentioned.

there is never any excuse for cheating, unless she was drugged, and obviously she remembers, so she was not drugged. she could have done this 10 other times, but this time the juice stuck. you do not want a chick like that bro, you will hate yourself and your life for being such a pussy staying with her..

ESPECIALLY if you know that you dont wanna be with her long term, and you are in COLLEGE?? there is freshly trimmed carpet all around you, go find a new one, dont waste time on a bitch that doesnt drool over the ground your balls hover over. you can find one, and you will be much happier.. you are just sticking with this girl because you think, shes hot, ill get around to a new one, the pussy is good or whatever.. dont be a chump.. do the right thing.. you helped her out, yall are on good terms... go on a "break" and think really hard about what is truly best for you.. not what is best for your cock, what is best for YOU! otherwise you will be sorry..

read my post twice, and really reflect on your situation with logic, not emotion.. you are a man, be one

I can't say I disagree. Still don't think I am pussy whipped, I know what is going on. She may or may not be a whore, jury is out. But, I guess as the days go by I will find out.