It's 11:00 and I have already had the craziest day of my life...HELP

[DOMINATER]

Pay up later tell her to have a cupcake time for money, say its for pregant mothers whatever take the donations to pay you back

[jhause13]

I agree with Paco this could all just be a setup. But then again from the story you told it doesn't seem likely. Still go with her to the clinic just in case.

[jhause13]

It'll be quite fun trying to explain you aren't the father and why you're there at the clinic though.

[1st and Ten]

[MC PICKS]

She already said its not yours. Dont make enemies with her unless she forces you to, and dont pay for it unless she gets a blood test to prove it is yours.

[xxdjstriderxx]

i am a sick fuk..taking wagers ladies and gentlemen


baby will not be born: -500
baby will be born: +350

dna test must take place for action
kid is not his: -200
kid is his: +160
kid is neither of the twos: +1200






but on a more serious note, f*ck that dumb b*tch. wtf is she thinking doing another guy and then expecting you to take care of it. shes gotta be out of her damn mind, and you gotta be out of yours if you are gonna pay for it without getting a paternity test first

[Lost Angel]

Got a lot of killer's on this board. In this situation, I as myself, "Self, What Would Jesus Do?"

That crossed my mind, wwjd, why I added "be a saint if you want to"....

Jesus would, I guess, forbid the abortion be there for her during the birth and raise the child as his own? After toppling a few tables, chairs in anger?

I most wanted to advise adoption rather than abortion but delivery of this child would equal prolonging this whole deal for OP so I felt that would not be good.

Was typing my post as others were posting about the possibility that it could still be yours. Them was good posts......

Maury show. Thats scary as hell.

I do hope that you realized that by simply not ejaculating into a girl that you could still cause pregnancy......yeah chances are greatly reduced but.....

[1st and Ten]

kid his +160/ Baby will not be born -250. GiveMeBJ was Born to Kill

[paco]

Wwjd? Who gives a fvck what he would do, he is not the one who's gonna pay child support if it is his child

[1st and Ten]

No...The United States Government (the people). Paco....what would Allah do?

[GiveMeaBJ]

Ok, just got off the phone with her. Considered everything i heard from you guys and here is what is going on.

She called me still crying and I apologized and told her I was in the shower and needed time to think. I told her to drive to my house and as she was driving I was talking to her telling her that I was sorry. I asked her why she didn't use a condem and thats not fair to me and she said she was very drunk and not thinking (all girls are the same), so I said it's ok. So I asked her if you could have things your way what would you do. She said that she wanted to get rid of it and get back together with me because she loves me (****). I said ok, but you have to be honest with me, I will drive you and pay but you have to tell me if you really want to stay with me. She says yes and that she loves me. Ok, so now I have a clinger on my hands and don't know what to do. So I tell her that if she really wants to get back together she has to prove it to me. She says she will etc etc and I hang up and tell her Ill talk to her when she gets here.

Now she loves me? This sucks. I mean I really do like the girl, shes fun, shes hot, she is actually good to talk to and she makes me happy but this is not what I need. If I take her back now I don't know when I will get rid of her. I don't think being together with her is the best thing right now so I think I am going to tell her we are going to go on a break after I take her to the clinic. That would buy me some time to get her attention elsewhere and he some time to hopefully meet a guy and get over it. I think this is the plan.

I hope this shit works the last thing I need is a girlfriend that I always fight with but loves me.

[paco]

Just keep her around to fvck. Tell her, since she fvcked around on u, if u can bring a girl in the bedroom with both ya, u would forgive her. Have some fun, make her eat the other girls pussy. Man, u have her by the balls, enjoy it .

[GiveMeaBJ]

Guys I am not here to argue whether abortion is right or wrong. I think in all cases is should be the mothers choice it's not fair to the baby to be raised in an enviornment with two people not prepared for a baby and who don't really want one. The bottom line is until it comes out of the womb I don't consider it killing. However there should be a law if a mother keeps getting abortions thats not right.

Others see different but I don't give a ****. I know 1st and 10 is trying to push my buttons and get a rise out of me but i know what I think of the situation and I am comfortable with my desicision no matter who likes it.

[GiveMeaBJ]

Just keep her around to fvck. Tell her, since she fvcked around on u, if u can bring a girl in the bedroom with both ya, u would forgive her. Have some fun, make her eat the other girls pussy. Man, u have her by the balls, enjoy it .

Haahah. I know I have a ton of leverage here I just can't deal with her being all emotional and shit. If she goes back to normal I have no problem taking her back for a while.

[1st and Ten]

I know 1st and 10 is trying to push my buttons and get a rise out of me but i know what I think of the situation and I am comfortable with my desicision no matter who likes it.

I am a disciple of God. May God have mercy on your soul. Do not make any sports bets this week.

[Mr. Peepers]

If you were sleeping with your lady on a regular basis chances are pretty good that it might be yours after all....Abortion is wrong man. You are 20 not 14. Adoption is an option not killing.

[DolphinSpurs]

keep her around for sex obviously. You've got "hand" as Castanza would say. Give her the number, drive her to the clinic but don't pay a damn cent. She'll still be in your debt forever just for being there. If she's hot, she's hot. What can I tell ya. You can't just throw that away. Having a hot girl by the balls is the best feeling there is on Earth. Makes you a real man.

[GiveMeaBJ]

I don't want to drag this out any longer. Her mind is made up. I can't say I disagree with the descision. But she is going to get rid of it.

[GiveMeaBJ]

keep her around for sex obviously. You've got "hand" as Castanza would say. Give her the number, drive her to the clinic but don't pay a damn cent. She'll still be in your debt forever just for being there. If she's hot, she's hot. What can I tell ya. You can't just throw that away. Having a hot girl by the balls is the best feeling there is on Earth. Makes you a real man.

Wow, I am finally a real man.


That is some ****ed up logic my friend.

[The Seer]

do what is best pal. What a fukkin mess!!! Get drunk tonight and gamble!!!

[acarmelo1]

Stay with her, she will make up for all of this mess with BJ and sex and stuff like that.

after this situation USE CONDOMS!!!!!!!!

[byronbb]

There is a very good chance it's yours she just isn't telling you because she is afraid. Why would she come give you BJ because she is preg with another dude? She wants $700 from you. Why?

[Lost Angel]

dna test must take place for action
kid is not his: -200
kid is his: +160
kid is neither of the twos: +1200

I want this at this price.

wtf is she thinking doing another guy and then expecting you to take care of it. shes gotta be out of her damn mind, and you gotta be out of yours if you are gonna pay for it without getting a paternity test first

CO-SIGNED. Girl has got some MAJOR chutzpah bringing this to you, looking for $. Fukkin wish I had the nerves of steel that some broads got.

[babyanni]

We used rubbers at first then I just started pulling out. Rubbers don't feel as good. I am not going to force her to take the pill.

Pull out method doesn't work... Pay the 700 bucks or take her to planned parenthood and they will take care of it. She could be lying and it is your kid $700 vs child support for 18 years you do the math. if you can't tell i've been through this once or twice. GL

[MC PICKS]

Nothing wrong with taking her back. But you shouldnt pay for what her and the scumbag did. I think its smart to abort if neither of you are ready for a child being in college and all. And her going thru a pregnancy is something I know is something she doesnt wanna do. I'm with you on eveything but you should not pay one red cent for the abortion. At most you should have to pay half, or a third of a paternity test.

[Lost Angel]

Tell her, since she fvcked around on u, if u can bring a girl in the bedroom with both ya, u would forgive her. Have some fun, make her eat the other girls pussy.

Oh people. We got a fukkin EINSTEIN of Players up in the room with us here!!!

Hell yeah. Transcendental fukkin thought here people...off the CHART this solution.... damn straight this is the answer!!

[BatemanPatrickl]

No...The United States Government (the people). Paco....what would Allah do?

Allah would call for an honor killing and praise himself afterward; what a dick.

[acarmelo1]

tell her parents, they might want to pay.

[babyanni]

There is a very good chance it's yours she just isn't telling you because she is afraid. Why would she come give you BJ because she is preg with another dude? She wants $700 from you. Why?

Or the crazy broad doesn't believe in abortion ...or just wants to have a kid, these broads are nutty these days you never know what they are up too, oh and don't just give her the 700 and take her word for getting it done go with her read the paperwork and make sure it got done change your phone number and never call her again.

[GiveMeaBJ]

The only reason I am paying is to avoid a future problem in case it is mine. This will resolve any problems. It's not like I am strapped for the cash, that is no problem. If I had no money I would tell her to get lost but I am doing fine and I have a mixture of feelings that make this feel like it is the right descision.

-Security for the future
-I feel bad
-I don't want this dragging on

Anyway I think I just heard her car. Will let you know if she ends up telling me its JJ Golds baby. Don't know how this day could get any stranger.

[Lost Angel]

Guys I am not here to argue whether abortion is right or wrong. I think in all cases is should be the mothers choice

Don't let yourself be drawn in by Fanatics. You stated the answer to the question above. It is the Woman's Choice. Say no more about it let the Fanatics rant. MOST effective way to deal with them is to completely ignor everything they say...not even honoring that with even acknowledgment.

[acarmelo1]

It might be my Baby

[babyanni]

Did I mention planned parenthood is free? Or at least it was

[The Seer]

i am a sick fuk..taking wagers ladies and gentlemen baby will not be born: -500 baby will be born: +350 dna test must take place for action kid is not his: -200 kid is his: +160 kid is neither of the twos: +1200 but on a more serious note, f*ck that dumb b*tch. wtf is she thinking doing another guy and then expecting you to take care of it. shes gotta be out of her damn mind, and you gotta be out of yours if you are gonna pay for it without getting a paternity test first

lol, unreal.

[Lineman]

Everything in life happens for a reason. Life is a classroom and we are here to learn. Only you would know the answer to your questions. I am sure you'll come up with a good one. Good Luck!