Starting a thread for no reason

[HoldEmHook!!]

Is hand sanitizer a good lube to Jack off with?

no too much alchohol...evaporates too fast and burns when it gets in your eye

[HoldEmHook!!]

If it's an old product, why do they advertise NEW and improved?

there is a sucker born every minute

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why can't Lysol figure out the other 0.01% so it disinfects 100% instead of 99.9%?

So sammy and Zboiz will have a good bet and a sharp play....if it was 100% then it would be a lock.

[HoldEmHook!!]

Will we ever have the WET channel?

sure,,,,throw your T.v in the lake and every channel will be wet

[odusmykal]

Why didn't me, odusmykal, and holdemhook invent the snuggie?

Last time i wore a robe backwards, my friends all told me i had a drinking problem.. So i was discouraged.. Now you two, i have no idea..

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why do we still eat white castle even though we know we will be shitting for the next 8 hours?

satisfaction comes from absolute knowledge.......you know for sure if you eat white castle or krystal you will shit in less than 8 hours

[podunk]

stop drop and roll

[paco]

Last time i wore a robe backwards, my friends all told me i had a drinking problem.. So i was discouraged.. Now you two, i have no idea..

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why didn't me, odusmykal, and holdemhook invent the snuggie?

we are tru men and like to go around our homes butt-ass naked

[HoldEmHook!!]

What does baby seals and Tiger woods have in common........they both get clubbed by Norweigans

[paco]

Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?

[paco]

Wow, I think u 2 have answered my 100 questions

[podunk]

oscar you're gay.....boom..roasted.

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?

you finaly got me I wondered the same thing when I was in the army

[HoldEmHook!!]

Paco, I have had much fun tonight with this non-sense sort of thread...We should do it again...at least quarterly

[paco]

Paco, I have had much fun tonight with this non-sense sort of thread...We should do it again...at least quarterly

Next time u are in the mood to power post, I am game

[Chi_archie]

what is goin on in here?

[paco]

Archie, read from page 2, u will get some great laughs

[lyon804]

lll

[odusmykal]

what is goin on in here?

Circle of knowledge.. Ask a question, we WILL answer it..

[paco]

Circle of knowledge.. Ask a question, we WILL answer it..

we very smart

[HoldEmHook!!]

[THE PROFIT]

I've got one. In the beginning of the Mich St/TT game the ref actually said the returner didn't have an opportunity to catch the ball. Ok, there is no halo rule anymore so you can pound the **** as soon as he catches it. He didn't call for fair catch so you can pound him as soon as he catches it. The ref said he didn't have an opportunity to catch the ball, penalty, 15 yards. Here's the catch guys: HE CAUGHT THE FUKIN BALL!!!! He caught the ball & was immediately nailed. He didn't fumble, just went down.

How do you not have the opportunity to do something you have just done? Please answer this. Maybe Einstein or someone who can explain parallel universes can comprehend this, but I want to know in what situation where you have just accomplished a task where the opportunity for you to do it was vacant!

[HoldEmHook!!]

I've got one. In the beginning of the Mich St/TT game the ref actually said the returner didn't have an opportunity to catch the ball. Ok, there is no halo rule anymore so you can pound the **** as soon as he catches it. He didn't call for fair catch so you can pound him as soon as he catches it. The ref said he didn't have an opportunity to catch the ball, penalty, 15 yards. Here's the catch guys: HE CAUGHT THE FUKIN BALL!!!! He caught the ball & was immediately nailed. He didn't fumble, just went down.

How do you not have the opportunity to do something you have just done? Please answer this. Maybe Einstein or someone who can explain parallel universes can comprehend this, but I want to know in what situation where you have just accomplished a task where the opportunity for you to do it was vacant!

Thats easy......shovel smoke......Refs all basically shovel smoke.....try it sometimes shoveling smoke will bring one to a new sense of enlightenment

[odusmykal]

refs were bought.. refs are full of sh!t.. Ron Cherry once threw a flag for one player giving another player the bussiness.. I have never saw that call in a handbook..

[paco]

Why do black people shoot there pistol sideways?

[paco]

Does turkey bacon make sense? I thought bacon was swine?

[paco]

If u wash dirt with bar soap, is the soap bar now dirty?

[odusmykal]

Why do black people shoot there pistol sideways?

Because they saw Tupac do it once in the summer of '89 and it just caught on..

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why do black people shoot there pistol sideways?

Its an extension of their penis...its theirs and they will play with it any way they want to

[paco]

Does anyone besides Brett Favre wear Wranglers jeans?

[HoldEmHook!!]

Does turkey bacon make sense? I thought bacon was swine?

thats whats happens when turkeys drink too much. here in alabama we dont have girls gone wild videos..but we do have turkeys gone wild ( hence the name wild turkey) where turkeys get drunk and phuck pigs= turkey bacon

[paco]

Is it not racist that the only coin not silver is the lowest denomination?

[HoldEmHook!!]

If u wash dirt with bar soap, is the soap bar now dirty?

yes dirt is dirt......you know that little white stuff on the top of chicken shit.....well its still chicken shit

[HoldEmHook!!]

Does anyone besides Brett Favre wear Wranglers jeans?

Dale Ernhardt Jr. and Clay Aiken