Starting a thread for no reason

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why do u enjoy the smell of ur own fart?

Just like jacking-off....self satisfaction

[paco]

Yes and you have too.....thats why you asked the question

[HoldEmHook!!]

U guys know anyone with a clit piercing ?

yes ....I pulled out some of my facial hair in it

[HoldEmHook!!]

Y would someone name there kid Dick?

its easier to spell than whatthephuckyoudoingyoulittlepieceofshit

[odusmykal]

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?.

[HoldEmHook!!]

Holdemhook, welcome bro. U are now in my fav posters circle

Thanks Paco...I am honored

[odusmykal]

Why does my nose run and my feet smell?.

[HoldEmHook!!]

If super glue is so strong, why doesn't it stick to the inside of the bottle?.

It doesnt become glue untill it mixes with oxygen

[odusmykal]

If olive oil comes from squeezing olives, where does baby oil come from?.

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?.

P.E.T.A and all of the other politicaly correct assholes

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why are hot DOGS made of beef or pork?

Dog tastes like shit

[HoldEmHook!!]

Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?.

No he would be called Rich...because the government would give him some kind of bail-out

[odusmykal]

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, but pledge is made with real lemons?.

[HoldEmHook!!]

If a turtle didn't have a shell, would he be homeless or naked?.

both

[odusmykal]

Can fat people go skinny dipping?.

[paco]

Is hand sanitizer a good lube to Jack off with?

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why do we pay $1.06 at a 99€ store?

More of that math from the earlier post

[paco]

If it's an old product, why do they advertise NEW and improved?

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why are baby socks called bootys?

Baby socks are baby socks...booties are the infant version of house shoes

[HoldEmHook!!]

If a company ships strofoam, what do they pack it in?.

packing peanuts

[paco]

Why can't Lysol figure out the other 0.01% so it disinfects 100% instead of 99.9%?

[HoldEmHook!!]

If Jesus turned water into wine, why can't I buy alcohol on Christmas?

Because he was born in october...deci from the word decimber means 10...novi=9,oct=8....July and august came from the romans after jesus died....julius cezar wanted a month named after him and not to be out done augustus wanted one too...so july and august came to pass...the original calender on ly had 10 months in a year...

[HoldEmHook!!]

If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to a pan?.

Super Glue

[HoldEmHook!!]

Since jj is bald, what does it say his hair color is on his drivers licenses?.

He doesnt have one.....cant afford a car....have you seen his plays

[paco]

Will we ever have the WET channel?

[HoldEmHook!!]

Y does black history month have the lowest amount of days in it?

I am smart enough not to answer that

[HoldEmHook!!]

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?.

A pocket on a shirt....no wait.....a sore dick...cause you cant beat it

[paco]

I am smart enough not to answer that

[HoldEmHook!!]

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?.

thats his personaly owned transportation that he borrowed from his mom

[paco]

Why didn't me, odusmykal, and holdemhook invent the snuggie?

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why does my nose run and my feet smell?.

because have a cold and dont wear socks

[paco]

Why do we still eat white castle even though we know we will be shitting for the next 8 hours?

[HoldEmHook!!]

If olive oil comes from squeezing olives, where does baby oil come from?.

squezing baby seals

[HoldEmHook!!]

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, but pledge is made with real lemons?.

Ohhhh its made for furniture.....shit ive been chasing tequila with pledge my whole life

[HoldEmHook!!]

Can fat people go skinny dipping?.

no its called chunky dunking