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  • HoldEmHook!!
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    • 10-08-09
    • 2962

    #141
    Originally posted by odusmykal
    Is it really possible for 2 midgets to give each other high five?. I've always wondered that..
    Yes if they are smoking some good shit
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    • paco
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 05-07-09
      • 62873

      #142
      Odus, and holdemhook u guys are the book of knowledge, keep clarifying. Thx
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      • odusmykal
        SBR MVP
        • 08-30-07
        • 3426

        #143
        Originally posted by paco
        Y does 99% of rappers name have "lil" or "young" in front of it now adays?
        I'm pretty sure it has something to do with a conspiracy started by the Jews..
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        • HoldEmHook!!
          SBR MVP
          • 10-08-09
          • 2962

          #144
          Originally posted by paco
          Would u rather fvck JLO's booty or Kim Kardaahian's?
          Jlo.....for sure........I like my women just like my steak....Thick and juicy with a hot pink center
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          • HoldEmHook!!
            SBR MVP
            • 10-08-09
            • 2962

            #145
            Originally posted by paco
            Which chik gave Eazy E aids?
            Hanah Montana....or was it Clay Aiken
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            • odusmykal
              SBR MVP
              • 08-30-07
              • 3426

              #146
              Originally posted by paco
              Y would someone name there kid Dick?
              Got me on this one.. Only thing i can think of is they are so pi$$ed about their own lives, they gotta make their kids life horrible to feel better about themselves..
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              • HoldEmHook!!
                SBR MVP
                • 10-08-09
                • 2962

                #147
                Originally posted by paco
                Does it hurt when getting a lethal injection?
                yes for about 90 seconds
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                • HoldEmHook!!
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-08-09
                  • 2962

                  #148
                  Originally posted by paco
                  Y in math class we learn all that shit we'll never use in life except like basic math?
                  I dont know...but it is a lock if we did, we would probably make alot more money than we do now
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                  • odusmykal
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-30-07
                    • 3426

                    #149
                    I hope we have helped you on your quest of knowledge paco..
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                    • paco
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-07-09
                      • 62873

                      #150
                      Originally posted by odusmykal
                      I hope we have helped you on your quest of knowledge paco..
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                      • odusmykal
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-30-07
                        • 3426

                        #151
                        If super glue is so strong, why doesn't it stick to the inside of the bottle?.
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                        • HoldEmHook!!
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-08-09
                          • 2962

                          #152
                          Originally posted by paco
                          Do u hate oprah as much as me?
                          Nope, Id **** her too
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                          • HoldEmHook!!
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-08-09
                            • 2962

                            #153
                            Originally posted by paco
                            Would u rather be boys with Tony Montana or Sosa?
                            Neither......not good for long life....
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                            • paco
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                              • 05-07-09
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                              #154
                              Originally posted by odusmykal
                              If super glue is so strong, why doesn't it stick to the inside of the bottle?.
                              good one, holdemhook, wus the answer?
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                              • HoldEmHook!!
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-08-09
                                • 2962

                                #155
                                Originally posted by paco
                                Do u think Nick Lachey misses his fat cow x wife?
                                Not as much as his singing group....his ass is broke
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                                • odusmykal
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-30-07
                                  • 3426

                                  #156
                                  Why is there no mouse flavored cat food?.
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                                  • HoldEmHook!!
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-08-09
                                    • 2962

                                    #157
                                    Originally posted by paco
                                    How the fvck are we still listening to Brittany spears music after almost 15 years?
                                    Because every man in here would still **** her
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                                    • paco
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-07-09
                                      • 62873

                                      #158
                                      Why are hot DOGS made of beef or pork?
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                                      • odusmykal
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-30-07
                                        • 3426

                                        #159
                                        Would a fly with no wings be called a walk?.
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                                        • HoldEmHook!!
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 10-08-09
                                          • 2962

                                          #160
                                          Originally posted by paco
                                          Do u miss Brittany Murphy? Do u think she was wild in bed?
                                          Yes I do...she sure was
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                                          • HoldEmHook!!
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-08-09
                                            • 2962

                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by paco
                                            Is it gay if a chick licks ur asshole?
                                            no not at all.....it is if Clay Aiken does
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                                            • odusmykal
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-30-07
                                              • 3426

                                              #162
                                              If a turtle didn't have a shell, would he be homeless or naked?.
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                                              • paco
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                                                • 05-07-09
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                                                #163
                                                Why do we pay $1.06 at a 99€ store?
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                                                • HoldEmHook!!
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                                                  • 10-08-09
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                                                  #164
                                                  Originally posted by paco
                                                  How do we have all this technology but no cure for cancer?
                                                  Cancer will never be cured....the cure will be bought by drug companies and destroyed.....if cancer was cured they would go broke
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                                                  • paco
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-07-09
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                                                    #165
                                                    Why are baby socks called bootys?
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                                                    • odusmykal
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 08-30-07
                                                      • 3426

                                                      #166
                                                      If a company ships strofoam, what do they pack it in?.
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                                                      • HoldEmHook!!
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-08-09
                                                        • 2962

                                                        #167
                                                        Originally posted by paco
                                                        Why do we have to pay 50€ for air for our tires?
                                                        you dont ....bet good tires
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                                                        • HoldEmHook!!
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-08-09
                                                          • 2962

                                                          #168
                                                          Originally posted by paco
                                                          Why don't they make toilet paper in more colors instead of just white?
                                                          The dye used to color toilet paper causes women infections
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                                                          • odusmykal
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 08-30-07
                                                            • 3426

                                                            #169
                                                            If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to a pan?.
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                                                            • HoldEmHook!!
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-08-09
                                                              • 2962

                                                              #170
                                                              Originally posted by paco
                                                              When will Jesus come back?
                                                              No man knows the time or day.....but I hope its after Jan 7.....So the Tide will be National Champs
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                                                              • paco
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-07-09
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                                                                #171
                                                                If Jesus turned water into wine, why can't I buy alcohol on Christmas?
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                                                                • odusmykal
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-30-07
                                                                  • 3426

                                                                  #172
                                                                  Since jj is bald, what does it say his hair color is on his drivers licenses?.
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                                                                  • HoldEmHook!!
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 10-08-09
                                                                    • 2962

                                                                    #173
                                                                    Originally posted by paco
                                                                    Have u ever accidently or even on purpose shot *** on ur own face when jacking off?
                                                                    Yes and you have too.....thats why you asked the question
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                                                                    • paco
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 05-07-09
                                                                      • 62873

                                                                      #174
                                                                      Y does black history month have the lowest amount of days in it?
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                                                                      • odusmykal
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 08-30-07
                                                                        • 3426

                                                                        #175
                                                                        What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?.
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