The No-Sarcasm-Allowed, "What Do You Do For a Living?" thread

1st and Ten · 12-08-09, 05:39 PM

Tire Mechanic

Capybara · 12-08-09, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by koby25

personally i don't care if it sounds legit to you. Who are you to judge somebody. I have a wife and kid and able to pay bills. It's under the unacceptable list enough said.

Koby, I never said anything about you, Bro, you haven't even posted a response to the original post yet!

koby25 · 12-08-09, 05:44 PM

Sorry dude bad day. Been flying off the handle since lunch. Fulltime gambler.

mmike032 · 12-08-09, 05:44 PM

small business owner- starving finish carpenter

Moonpie0954 · 12-08-09, 05:47 PM

Im a History teacher and head coach of a highschool football team
P.S. I dont bet on my own games

Fiasco · 12-08-09, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

Current odds for thread when completed*:

Over 33% sarcastic responses: -115
Under 33% sarcastic responses: -105

*Sarcasm determination is an estimate. Sarcasm determined by Capybara. Only posts indicating what the poster does for a living/does with his time will be graded. Other posts excluded.

obviously over would be a

if that were the real line....

I'm a student

wal66 · 12-08-09, 05:47 PM

If you had been born a termite you would at least not be starving. Course I can see how that doesn't help your present situation either.

It was lame I know, but I used all my good stuff earlier.

koby25 · 12-08-09, 05:49 PM

I would have rather been born a termite.

dmtrader · 12-08-09, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by paco

I Valet at a Private Club and own my own Carwash in Downtown Detroit

I probably belong to the club where he valets. Try not to joy ride in my AMG next time.

Capybara · 12-08-09, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by wal66

If you had been born a termite you would at least not be starving. Course I can see how that doesn't help your present situation either.

It was lame I know, but I used all my good stuff earlier.

LOL, I like that Wal! But you forgot to quote mmikeo32's post, which your punchline was I assume directed at.

AMBlai01 · 12-08-09, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by poker_dummy101

Why be truthful if the truth bothers you?

I work as a porn star then. Happy now?

Well I am not sure its about the fact that people are ashamed of the truth as they don't want too much information about themselves floating around this place

Capybara · 12-08-09, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by Fiasco

obviously over would be a

if that were the real line....

I'm a student

I don't know, Fiasco, the Under is hanging in there... It wouldn't be SBR without full-time sarcastic posters, but we're doing okay so far (it seems) -- nice!

sickler · 12-08-09, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

What kind of editing, Sickler?

haha, not editing.

I edited the post, wrong thread. I've posted enough personal stuff here, gotta hold on to what little bit of anonymity remains.

Capybara · 12-08-09, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

Well I am not sure its about the fact that people are ashamed of the truth as they don't want too much information about themselves floating around this place

Interesting point, AMber, but A) Are there really people on here who want to "do" something to other posters? B) What would they "do" exactly? C) What would they gain from learning someone is a project manager at a software company???

I'm serious, actually. Maybe I'm naive. Identity theft or something, you mean?

AMBlai01 · 12-08-09, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

Interesting point, AMber, but A) Are there really people on here who want to "do" something to other posters? B) What would they "do" exactly? C) What would they gain from learning someone is a project manager at a software company???

I'm serious, actually. Maybe I'm naive. Identity theft or something, you mean?

Have you not seen some of the things that Bread and Taco havebeen able to dig up about people (personal Information) and post it when those people cross them. All I have to say is...stay on their good side.

wal66 · 12-08-09, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

LOL, I like that Wal! But you forgot to quote mmikeo32's post, which your punchline was I assume directed at.

It was and I did. I had already posted it when I went

WileOut · 12-08-09, 06:11 PM

Retail tire store manager.....

......and whack off champion east of the mississippi

Jimmy0607 · 12-08-09, 06:20 PM

Waiter/student

xxdjstriderxx · 12-08-09, 06:23 PM

Professional gambler

Capybara · 12-08-09, 06:27 PM

Hmm, three tire-related occupations... could this be yet another SBR in-joke?

Wow, so funny.

Smogs · 12-08-09, 06:29 PM

I'm a student and work as a part time chef for roughly $18 an hour at todays exchange rate - about £12 an hour.

* i just finished dealing skunk and thaistick weed as well (100% true, please don't judge me) to pay off excess university bills. Netted me £200 a week. I stopped because i've got too many essays to do before term breaks up in a week

WileOut · 12-08-09, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

Hmm, three tire-related occupations... could this be yet another SBR in-joke?

Wow, so funny.

I don't know anyone that posts here maing (I've never spoken to anyone from SBR message board)

Okay okay. Sumo Wrestler. Better?

poker_dummy101 · 12-08-09, 06:36 PM

i would help you with the inside joke part of it but you went at me in this thread.

WileOut · 12-08-09, 06:37 PM

poker lets keep it secret, he will never know now!

Capybara · 12-08-09, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by Smogs

I'm a student and work as a part time chef for roughly $18 an hour at todays exchange rate - about £12 an hour.

* i just finished dealing skunk and thaistick weed as well (100% true, please don't judge me) to pay off excess university bills. Netted me £200 a week. I stopped because i've got too many essays to do before term breaks up in a week

Wouldn't judge you at all, Smogs, to each his own. Bravo for your honesty, that's all I'm looking for with this thread.

poker_dummy101 · 12-08-09, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by WileOut

poker lets keep it secret, he will never know now!

Capybara · 12-08-09, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by poker_dummy101

i would help you with the inside joke part of it but you went at me in this thread.

Ha ha, I didn't go at you at all Poker, you're cool in my book! Seriously.

It's okay either way with the inside-joke thing, tell me if you want, don't if you don't want.

But once again, in my humble opinion, Inside Jokes = The Scourge of SBR.

wtf · 12-08-09, 06:51 PM

ronjon619 · 12-08-09, 06:58 PM

carhauler

BestPlay2day · 12-08-09, 06:58 PM

Work as an accountant.

Naz18 · 12-08-09, 06:58 PM

Hotel Owner

Capybara · 12-08-09, 07:13 PM

Estimated present rate of sarcasm for this thread: 26%.

Updated odds for thread when completed*:

Over 33% sarcastic responses: -120
Under 33% sarcastic responses: +100

*Sarcasm determination is an estimate. Sarcasm determined by Capybara. Only posts indicating what the poster does for a living/does with his time will be graded. Other posts excluded.

pavyracer · 12-08-09, 07:38 PM

I am the supervisor at a sports gambling forum where my duties include overseeing other paid posters, managing monthly quotas for their ghost accounts, come up with the ghost names, create soap opera type stories to keep the forum busy, report to the owners about the paid posters performance, make sure to keep the paid poster budget under control, defend paid posters if they get attacked by other posters, etc..

Killer_Demo · 12-08-09, 07:40 PM

tennis instructor

Swinging Johnson · 12-08-09, 07:43 PM

Psych Ward Attendant. I administer injections of lithium to patients who are delusional and pathological. For instance, Poker Dummy believes he is a professional poker player. He has also been an astronaut, a cowboy and a "karate man" (whatever that is). His mother keeps a close eye on him and makes sure he does his chores before he can walk to the store and hang around until it starts to get dark. What a Dummy.