Boys, need some SERIOUS help on this one...

[keyboarding]

You guys do realize that she has been texting, chatting, on the phone with her friends since finding the picture, don't you? You do get that she has emailed it to all her friends, right? And the only thing worse than one pissed off woman is a lot of them.

Major, I bet she boils your bunny, hun. And if she doesn't one of her friends will. You, my friend, have just been moved into the number one spot on so many shit lists,

You're wrong.

[BadNina]

No, I'm not.

[keyboarding]

No, I'm not.

You have the mentality of a woman who gambles. You're not normal, you probably think more like a man than a young woman. You think a woman who has been cheated on twice is going to tell her friends about it? As if she didn't take enough shit the first time? No chance.

If she stays with him (which appears to be her intentions), she's keeping this one close to the chest. He's too good to her for her to ruin his name. By doing so, she just makes herself look more pathetic. Women hate looking pathetic in front of other women.

If she dumps him, sure, she'll want to be the victim and have people listen to her sob story all weekend, but I don't think that will happen. Again, too much invested for her to make this public.

You are wrong.

[BadNina]

KB, I really don't gamble. I have never made a secret of that. There might be an odd moment every now and then that I play around with it, but that's the extent. I speak as a female. The first thing we do when hurt by a man is call our friends. It doesn't matter that they all said she was stupid for forgiving him the last time. Now they are out for blood. It's how we operate. Her friends will offer her all their support, ice cream and voodoo dolls. Probably even the use of all their brother's and boyfriends' muscles in case she wants an ass beating.

[jjgold]

classic thread but I am glad I am not like you guys and have these issues

You boys are not normal

[keyboarding]

KB, I really don't gamble. I have never made a secret of that. There might be an odd moment every now and then that I play around with it, but that's the extent. I speak as a female. The first thing we do when hurt by a man is call our friends. It doesn't matter that they all said she was stupid for forgiving him the last time. Now they are out for blood. It's how we operate. Her friends will offer her all their support, ice cream and voodoo dolls. Probably even the use of all their brother's and boyfriends' muscles in case she wants an ass beating.

I am aware of that. I advised him to isolate her, keep her away from friends who will give her a sense of righteousness. However, that was before I heard he got caught ****ing a girl on the couch. That means his girlfriend, as sweet and wonderful as she might be, is just another girl with daddy issues who would rather spend timing fix a man than having self-respect. Plus, he makes her side of the bed too wet to sleep on, so he appeals to her in that way, too.

I think you are way, way off on this one. I'll wager points on it. And all because you don't gamble doesn't make you any less abnormal. If I ever knew a woman who spent time on a gambling message board (I don't know any), I'm sure they would be nothing like the woman we're talking about here. No offense or anything.

[AMBlai01]

classic thread but I am glad I am not like you guys and have these issues

You boys are not normal

You do not have these issues because you never get laid JJ.....

[mathdotcom]

This thread is a fukkin classic. Where is the coach to comment???????

[Team Ramrod]

You would be with peepee sucker, phuk the girl that bought the hat. At least she could have done was give you the special edition hat then blew ya. Its obivous that peepee sucker is the one for you

[mathdotcom]

oops there he is

jj this warrants a video

[mathdotcom]

Here is what you do major... you do not say anything more until you see pic. Just say you'll talk to her later. Then once you see it you are in a better situation to make an excuse. Have some plans ready, depending on what you see in the pic. If it's clearly you and your pecker in the pic, you have no choice but to claim it was before you were with your girlfriend. But, if you are not identifiable, claiming you took a pic of it as your buddy was getting bj is a reasonable course of action.

But... here is what I think is the best course of action:

"I think that our relationship is still young and that we should not be committing yet. I love sex, you love sex. It's no big deal. C'mon bay, let's go grab a slice and go bowling."

Women say they hate this cocky attitude in men but nothing could be further from the truth. They love being treated like shit because that's what an alpha male does, son.

[keyboarding]

Women say they hate this cocky attitude in men but nothing could be further from the truth. They love being treated like shit because that's what an alpha male does, son.

Reasonable doubt and this advice will make you king of your castle. You leaving for the weekend is going to hurt your chances of making her feel bad and doubt herself though. Good luck, you crazy bastard.

[themajormt]

Wow boys I am alive and well!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, the pic is NOT clear and the TV is VAGUELY visible... I came home, and said "I dont even know what pic youre talking about, do you know how much pron I have looked at since I bought that computer..." That computer is my desktop which I have had since like Sophomore year of college...

My dikk was almost all the way in her mouth so you cant even make out my dick, you can make out my shaved area, but thats ok cause other guys shave too... I said that isnt me and I dont know why you would flip out over a pic that you dont even know what it is.

She went to her moms for the weekend

[themajormt]

Now I get to watch the Yankees game in PEACE!! What a great day!

[lakerboy]

Wow boys I am alive and well!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, the pic is NOT clear and the TV is VAGUELY visible... I came home, and said "I dont even know what pic youre talking about, do you know how much pron I have looked at since I bought that computer..." That computer is my desktop which I have had since like Sophomore year of college...

My dikk was almost all the way in her mouth so you cant even make out my dick, you can make out my shaved area, but thats ok cause other guys shave too... I said that isnt me and I dont know why you would flip out over a pic that you dont even know what it is.

She went to her moms for the weekend

- good job now get your yanks cake money

[keyboarding]

Wow boys I am alive and well!!!!!!!!!!!

First off, the pic is NOT clear and the TV is VAGUELY visible... I came home, and said "I dont even know what pic youre talking about, do you know how much pron I have looked at since I bought that computer..." That computer is my desktop which I have had since like Sophomore year of college...

My dikk was almost all the way in her mouth so you cant even make out my dick, you can make out my shaved area, but thats ok cause other guys shave too... I said that isnt me and I dont know why you would flip out over a pic that you dont even know what it is.

She went to her moms for the weekend

I don't like the denying, to be honest. She found it on your camera, so how did porn you looked at end up on a phone? Makes no sense. She knows it.

Personally, I think you should have gone with the drunk card. For a couple reasons. First, because any other excuse is a lie, and she knows it. And second, it'll let you know exactly where you stand on her bullshit radar. If she forgives you, you know you're good, if she doesn't, then she doesn't. But now, man, she could be plotting to murder you in your sleep.

It's not the last you hear of it, but **** it, you were drunk, plus, she fooled around with her ex... sober! So, there's always that.

[Robust]

didn't read all posts, but..

I have had this happen before.. simple solution:

You did it when you were broken up or arguing.. or she refused to put out for a while and you needed a release..

the second sounds stoopid.. but it WORKS!!

trust uncle robust.. and this will get ya outta jail.. after spending a week or 2 in the doggy house

Robust

[Matt Rain]

Hidden, password-protected, compressed files. That's my advice for the next time.

[keyboarding]

Hidden, password-protected, compressed files. That's my advice for the next time.

Won't help if you forget the picture is on the camera in the first place. Maybe every item on a bucket list needs an exit strategy?

[Robyn]

This reminds me of the time my husband went out with the boys to watch the Sunday games. When he started texting me how much he loved me, I knew something was up. When he came home, he smelled like cigarette smoke, and he is not a smoker. Knowing the friends he was with, I asked him if he went to the strip club (keep in mind, I like strip clubs). He said "No........uh, they allow smoking at the bar we were at". Which was a big fat lie. I find it bizarre to lie to someone you care about, especially when that person does not judge you for your miscreant, degenerate behavior.

Anyway, the moral of the story is, don't be with someone you have to lie to about who you really are. If you are a deviant, don't hide it. If she is your type, she will accept you for the problem child that you are. If not, keep looking.

[keyboarding]

Anyway, the moral of the story is, don't be with someone you have to lie to about who you really are. If you are a deviant, don't hide it. If she is your type, she will accept you for the problem child that you are. If not, keep looking.

But you're assuming we want something more out of the relationship than steady sex. 98.3% of the time, we don't, and will jump at the opportunity of something better. For your husband to do that, well, that's kind of sad. You have him whipped real nice, good job.

[Bread]

I'm a sad person. What can I say.

[Robyn]

I'm a sad person. What can I say.

I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about my 3rd husband. Full of yourself much?

[mathdotcom]

Wow husband and wife conversing through a forum

Sounds like a solid marriage

[Bread]

For your husband to do that, well, that's kind of sad. You have him whipped real nice, good job.

Robyn calm down. I was replying to this post. When he says "You have him whipped," it was in present tense, thus meaning your current husband.

Full of yourself much? If I want to go to a strip club, I'll just tell you and go. I'm Bread GODAMMIT!

[Bread]

Math calm down. We will never threaten you and JJ's title of "SBR's Coolest Couple"

[Robyn]

But you're assuming we want something more out of the relationship than steady sex. 98.3% of the time, we don't, and will jump at the opportunity of something better. For your husband to do that, well, that's kind of sad. You have him whipped real nice, good job.

I doubt this is major's case because he seems genuinely concerned for his current situation. Which means this incident may perhaps dip into his "steady sex". If he didn't like this girl or wasn't concerned about "steady sex", he wouldn't give a shit if she found the picture and wouldn't have even cared to create a thread at SBR asking for advice.

[Robyn]

Robyn calm down. I was replying to this post. When he says "You have him whipped," it was in present tense, thus meaning your current husband.

Full of yourself much? If I want to go to a strip club, I'll just tell you and go. I'm Bread GODAMMIT!

Of course YOU would tell me. Duh! I was talking about my 4th husband who lied about it, even though I don't care either way. You calm down there, trailer park.

[Robyn]

Wow husband and wife conversing through a forum

Sounds like a solid marriage

We don't live together. I thought I've told you this about six times. Bread has been deported.

p.s. I didn't mean to post three times in a row. I am a little ashamed by that. Don't judge me.

[20Four7]

as long as you came in her mouth and she swallowed why are you worried...... Just asking

[smarmy]

Major......I don't care how proud you are of your conquests, if you're cheating on someone....Absolutely no pictures!!!! And certainly no pictures on your computer!! Damn! And just because she's gone for now does not mean that it's over. Go check your car for disparaging remarks keyed into the paintjob!
KB....All women are insane. If you cross one they will get you back. They'll wait for you to go to sleep, staple you in your blanket and beat you with a bat. I'm serious.
Bread....Robyn was talking about you.
Robyn....Bread was replying to your post.

[Bread]

Swarmy.....Congrats on 1,000 posts. You're a real winner.

[smarmy]

Swarmy.....Congrats on 1,000 posts. You're a real winner.

Didn't you get deported to Shantyville?

[eidolon]

Break up with her, before she breaks up with you. Reason you tell her is that you have made a mistake that was a year ago, but you can see that she won't want to stay with you. Be very sorry what you did, and put out there that you hope that you guys could get back to together at some point; this way you can stay friends, with at very good chance of getting back together; with also a chance of her saying that she doesn't want to break up over it.
But not breaking up, might be worse then breaking up. Things like these hang in the back of peoples minds, and make them get overly paranoid.

Just an idea...no perfect answer to your situation.
Good luck.

[smarmy]

Break up with her, before she breaks up with you. Reason you tell her is that she'll never trust you or even be happy with you if she can get this upset over some random pron pics on your computer!

fixed.