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She isnt a really like CRAZY chick, so I am not too concerned... She is probably going through all my pictures now and finding the hidden folders within folders, but I'm not worried about that stuff... I dont have anything else to hideComment -
With your Plasma TV in the backgroundOriginally posted by themajormt
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Your goose is cooked. It's over.
Can I get her email?Comment -
Well I gotta look at the pic first... If it is like clear cut it is my TV then I will admit it and stick with the "before I knew you..." thing, but if there is a chance you cant 100% say it is my TV, then I am denying til I DIE!!!Comment -
WWRD (What would Robyn Do)Comment -
Once Robyn's ankle is healed, wanna swap for a weekend?Originally posted by Bread
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WEll that is your first mistake...Don't live with your girls...Originally posted by themajormtJello, she is DEF at the house right now bro, she lives there!
+1Originally posted by jellobiafra
Can i see a pic of this chick? If shes hot...I might take her off your hands...Buffalo is only a couple hours away.Originally posted by BreadComment -
Again. Run man.
Friend of mine used to cheat on his high school sweetheart. She caught him. Life went on, they end up getting married.
A house and a few kids later, he finds out she's been having a long term affair with someone from work.
He can't believe it. Devastated. Divorced.
Big fokin surprise.Comment -
I don't think Rubyn would save a pic of her dick in some other girl's mouth for Bread to find it.Originally posted by InTheHoleComment -
Originally posted by jellobiafra
Since we are going to take that angle....how about someone else dick in her mouth
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Spoken like a man with no balls. If you know how to have a proper relationship, it is to dominate a woman until leaving you isn't an option. Most women are like this because of their severe psychological daddy issues. You have to make sure never, ever admit that she has a hand up on you. If anything, I'd go with the "I was drunk, I'm sorry, it won't happen again". Potential reponses includes "You're ****ing right, I'm leaving you", in which case, it's over anyway. However, any other response "I can't believe you would do that..." or "What is wrong with you?" or "Are you not happy with us?" is money, because she isn't looking to blame you, just to find answers. Work that angle, come up with "answers" with her, but never, ever admit that you did this while fully aware of what you were doing. Two words my friend: Reasonable Doubt. It's all a man ever needs.Originally posted by jellobiafra
Or she's a woman who needs a man like we need pictures of us getting blowjobs.Originally posted by HotStreak
Yes, perfect. She's way too invested in you to let a blowjob of all things get in the way. I mean, that might be another angle! "I wasn't ****ing her", which is true. You weren't. Reasonably speaking, she meant nothing, it's just a blowjob. You were drunk. Your feelings for her wouldn't let you sleep around, it was a drunk moment, and you are sorry. Work it, brother.Originally posted by themajormtJello, she is DEF at the house right now bro, she lives there!Comment -
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I was just gonna say that... Bread, does Robyn have any pics of HER dick in another girls mouth??? ALL my points for that pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Um. Ok. Enjoy those "proper" relationships.Originally posted by keyboardingComment -
Jello...some twisted fukks at SBR...Comment -
KB, you have an understanding of women my friend... The only thing I have working against me is she caught me last summer, not this one, last one, banging this HOT ass girl, bent over the couch and shit and she walked in... But, I think this is definitely able to be finessed where I end up ok...Comment -
Is it wrong that this visual turned me on like crazy? Let's just say that my spoke inventory just went up by one here at the shop.Originally posted by InTheHole Since we are going to take that angle....how about someone else dick in her mouthComment -
Think about what you would recommend to a close friend who is a girl or your sister. She obviously has some significant issues if she is attempting to "figure this out". Relationship is OVEROriginally posted by AMBlai01Comment -
"Reasonable Doubt, all a man ever needs" is by far the best quote I have heard in awhile!!
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Dude I bet she is fukking some other guys on the side already.....Originally posted by themajormtComment -
I had a feeling you'd like that Bread.Comment -
I've had a handful of relationships, trying different approaches. There's a difference between relationships and the chic you're going to marry. Clearly he isn't looking to spend his life with this girl, so I'm giving him advice for the situation. If you want to babble about love or whatever, well, this isn't the thread for it. I'm helping a guy in survival mode, you're giving up. Where's the fun in that?Originally posted by jellobiafraComment -
Amby, Im not saying this to be cocky or anything like that, but I am 100% confident that she isnt fukking another guy. I fukked her so good the other night she had to sleep on the couch because her side of the bed was all wet. The shit I have done to her no other guy has even gotten that deep bro, I am not worried about that.
I am just trying to get out of this with her not hating me, if we break up thats cool, just want to salvage this
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Wow, first off, what is wrong with you? Second, you're my hero. So, your defense of your infidelity is that you're not cheating on her as bad as you once did? I love it. I figure you can get her to forgive you at least once more before she finally leaves you. I'd be very, very careful to see which of her friends she talks to. Try to isolate her, the second she gets support of any kind "He treats you like shit" or "Don't let him disrespect you", she'll get courage, and a woman with any kind of delusional concept of righteousness is a dangerous ****ing thing. Isolate her, if that means spending a weekend together working on things, do it. Don't give her space, it'll kill you.Originally posted by themajormt
No chance. She isn't a man. They aren't wired to work that way. At least not the normal ones, and this one sounds normal.Originally posted by AMBlai01Comment -
I am playing in a high stakes game tonight in Canada so I HAVE to not be around for awhile...
The thing I have working for me is when we FIRST started hooking up/dating she was also hooking up with her ex so I pull that guilt trip whenever I need it... When she caught me with some other girl before we were 100% serious, I have been a very good boy since she moved in...Comment -
i have a hard time believing any of this
but if it is true, good luck. hope half of your belongings are still in one pieceComment -
Not true...show them a degree of attention and be semi-intelligent with some money---the impossible becomes possible. Living with a guy who as far as we know cheated on her twice is gravyOriginally posted by keyboardingComment -
She probably found that pick searching to make sure none of hers with the UPS guy were on the camera
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Leaving work early... Wish me luck Boys!
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Am I the only one who's curious as to the circumstances which led Bread to conclude that his friends' genitalia bears a striking resemblance to his own? Shoot, I've had gay friends since I came out of the closet and I can't recall any instances we just sat around and compared cocks. Not that this isn't a good idea, I intend to work it into my next dinner party, but I don't think even then it will be easy.Originally posted by Bread
And the other thing is that straight guys have no idea just how many distinguishing factors there are to any cock, and how deeply those dinstinctions get placed in the mind of someone who gets to work with it up close. I'm sure over the years I've seen at least a hundred cocks, and while some of them are more average than others, they always have some unique quality to set them apart. Major's woman is going to have a few of these on file and tear him apart if he tries to deny his own member.
Not to mention it's just bad karma to deny your own cock. How's it supposed to feel after that? I guarantee it's going to feel ashamed and bitter towards you for a good long while. It may even prematurely ejaculate or fail to work at all a few times just out of spite. Take it from a man who knows, cocks are fickle creatures. I would strongly advise you not to disenfranchise yours, you have no idea how much you rely on it until it takes the night off.
Just my two cents, but I say own your cock, it's the best friend you'll ever have.Originally posted by StraitShooterComment -
Exactly. Your good behaviour shouldn't be questioned because after all, you were drunk. Say it with me. "I was drunk". How else can you explain you getting blown by a girl wearing a gift on her head and you taking the picture? Alcohol is a dangerous thing. ****, promise not to drink for 6 months, to prove how sorry you are. Also, if you call the girl in the picture a cunt for wearing the hat ("I can't believe she actually did that, I didn't realize at the time because I was so DRUNK") that will help. Make her the villain, focus the hate on her. You got this one, I know it.Originally posted by themajormt
I don't know, man. If you know how to **** them and treat them better than any guys did before them, it would take some Brad Pitt kind of mother****er to get her to cheat. Sounds like he's got this girl on the tip of his dick, so I don't think she would risk losing him. She is too invested in him, in every way.Originally posted by InTheHoleComment -
Bad Cock Juju.....don't want to mess the cock jujuOriginally posted by RogueScholar
I would never promise I won't drink....the girl isn't worth that promise ever....Originally posted by keyboardingComment -
Strange, I didn't think I had to actually point out he wasn't going to go through with it. If anything, she'll feel so bad everytime they go out and he orders a water, she'll probably order his drink for him. It's all part of the long con.Originally posted by AMBlai01Comment -
You guys do realize that she has been texting, chatting, on the phone with her friends since finding the picture, don't you? You do get that she has emailed it to all her friends, right? And the only thing worse than one pissed off woman is a lot of them.
Major, I bet she boils your bunny, hun. And if she doesn't one of her friends will. You, my friend, have just been moved into the number one spot on so many shit lists,Comment