Boys, need some SERIOUS help on this one...

lakerboy · 10-09-09, 01:28 PM

- cant help you here bro-

jellobiafra · 10-09-09, 01:30 PM

Major, what are you worried about? You'll be banging another broad by tomorrow anyway.

pavyracer · 10-09-09, 01:32 PM

Don't share the panties your girl bought for you with other girls.

DrStale · 10-09-09, 01:34 PM

The girl was wearing something of yours that the first girl bought you? What? How is this post "straight and to the point?" If anything its vague and confusing, though it seems likely girl 1 gonna be out of the picture. Why not start things up with girl 2?

themajormt · 10-09-09, 01:35 PM

Not panties... Yankees fitted hat she got me from yankee stadium... girl had it on backwards, while I was getting a blow job

themajormt · 10-09-09, 01:38 PM

Dr: #1 found a picture of a girl sucking on my peepee, I told #1 that #2 was from before I met her... The HAT #2 was wearing was a hat #1 bought me...

Is that better?

AMBlai01 · 10-09-09, 01:42 PM

two things....First why in the hell do you have a picture of a girl sucking your peepee?

Second this one is easy.....its a Yankees fitted hat. I am sure its not the only one in existence that was ever made. Say you had one previously and that you had lost it or something like that and you were happy that you got another from her because of that.

I have about 3 fitted yankees hats that I have acquired over the years......just one of those things.

themajormt · 10-09-09, 01:46 PM

Amby... Honestly, I 100% forgot the shit was there... It was just one of those things, I always wanted to get a bj, watching the yankees, and the girl wearing a Yankees hat... It was on my bucket list.

#2, I tried that, but it has a special fukking "last year" or whatever it is and it was a special edition hat from the stadium... I havent commited to anything yet but I am trying to be methodical and get my shit straight.

keyboarding · 10-09-09, 01:49 PM

What is the worst thing that the woman can do to you? Also, the fact she has not set half your stuff on fire is a positive sign. Means she is willing to listen and give you another chance. So start apologizing, say you were drunk, you will be in the clear in no time.

AMBlai01 · 10-09-09, 01:50 PM

I was afraid you were going to say it was one of the last season hats...with the Yankee stadium logo on it....man you might be fukked on this one. I hope you weren't too attached to the new girl because your chances of her sticking around...slim to none now.

themajormt · 10-09-09, 01:50 PM

Ehhh KB I wish it was that simple pal...

jellobiafra · 10-09-09, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by keyboarding

What is the worst thing that the woman can do to you? Also, the fact she has not set half your stuff on fire is a positive sign. Means she is willing to listen and give you another chance. So start apologizing, say you were drunk, you will be in the clear in no time.

Worst. Advice. Ever.

If she doesn't make you pay for it now, you will pay for it later. And pay. And pay.

Your only hope if you want to keep this one is to lie convincingly and hope you do a good enough job to squash this completely. You can't stay in a relationship with something like that hanging over your head constantly.

jellobiafra · 10-09-09, 01:54 PM

Major, what I want to know is if you really give a shit about this girl #1, then why are you putting your dick in girl #2's mouth (and taking pictures of it)? Do you seriously have a sex addiction man?

dwaechte · 10-09-09, 01:56 PM

You're shit out of luck buddy.

wtf · 10-09-09, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by jellobiafra

Major, what I want to know is if you really give a shit about this girl #1, then why are you putting your dick in girl #2's mouth (and taking pictures of it)? Do you seriously have a sex addiction man?

gee jello, that was just being a guy

themajormt · 10-09-09, 01:57 PM

Jello... haha I definitely dont have a sex addiciton... Oral isnt sex remember?

I am impulsive and get into situations and just go with the flow, only live once ya know? Also, yes #1 is VERY important, but I am not going to marry the girl so that is why its not the end of the world. She is a good girl though and I legitimately feel bad...

Deuce · 10-09-09, 01:59 PM

Pics?

HotStreak · 10-09-09, 02:00 PM

It's over. Form an exit plan that keeps most of your belongings intact.

AMBlai01 · 10-09-09, 02:00 PM

I am with jello...gotta get out.

jellobiafra · 10-09-09, 02:01 PM

I only ask the question because you seem to get yourself in some risky situations when it involves females - from the boss's wife to stuff like this.

HotStreak · 10-09-09, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

Jello... haha I definitely dont have a sex addiciton... Oral isnt sex remember?

I am impulsive and get into situations and just go with the flow, only live once ya know? Also, yes #1 is VERY important, but I am not going to marry the girl so that is why its not the end of the world. She is a good girl though and I legitimately feel bad...

If she does stay with you, it most likely means that she has done the same thing, and would feel like a hypocrite leaving you over this.

Bread · 10-09-09, 02:03 PM

Is your face in the picture? If not, just say it's a very similar cock.

I found out that mine looks exactly like most of my friends. Give that a shot.

themajormt · 10-09-09, 02:11 PM

HAHAHAHA DAMN Bread where were you 20 minutes ago!?!?!?!?!

I think exit strategy might be the best... Why stay with a chick Im not going to marry...

themajormt · 10-09-09, 02:16 PM

Text from me: "You do realize that picture isnt even me right??? Think how many Yankees hats are out there..."

Text from her: "Are you fukking kidding me? Your plasma is in the background asshole!!!!!"

jellobiafra · 10-09-09, 02:17 PM

Well, you're done now.

Why would you listen to Bread of all people?

Bread · 10-09-09, 02:19 PM

hahahahahhaa...you didn't tell us your house property was in the picture...DOOMASS!!!

My cock has a very common look to it. I could pull this off. TV in the background, whatever.

themajormt · 10-09-09, 02:19 PM

I was trying to make some humor to lighten her up... Fukk it, I got to cross something off of my bucket list, and with the holidays right around the corner, saved myself probably a grand... Life will be good boys!

AMBlai01 · 10-09-09, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

Text from me: "You do realize that picture isnt even me right??? Think how many Yankees hats are out there..."

Text from her: "Are you fukking kidding me? Your plasma is in the background asshole!!!!!"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Wow that made me laugh pretty hard.

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT what if your friend got a BJ in your place?

Willie Bee · 10-09-09, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by themajormt

Now what??

Punt.

InTheHole · 10-09-09, 02:20 PM

If she is discussing/negotiating with you after seeing the evidence then she doesn't want to leave you.

Text her the following,

"You got me!....want to have a threesome?"

themajormt · 10-09-09, 02:21 PM

My cock is pretty common looking too... The worst part is I havent been home to SEE the picture, so I am going at this all blind... I didnt even remember it was on my computer, but she was uploading pics from the UB game last week and it went to that folder I guess...

jellobiafra · 10-09-09, 02:23 PM

Major, if you are telling us that she is at your house right now while this is going down..... you are really fvcked.

themajormt · 10-09-09, 02:24 PM

Inthehole: Already had a few of those man... girls obviously, not another dude...

Amby, I think I am going to try and deny it and say it isnt me... She knows I like amateur porn and shit, so I think I have like a 25% shot...

themajormt · 10-09-09, 02:24 PM

Jello, she is DEF at the house right now bro, she lives there!