SBR Lightning Poker 2019

**GUMMO77** · 05-02-19, 03:36 PM

Since the masses love this format and keeping with SBR's new poker strategy, I'm going to suggest the next series be a 555 one.

5 players per table
5 minute blinds
500 starting chips
(obviously only 5 payouts as well)

I can't imagine this NOT being a hit. Do it for a month and see how people like it. And since it's summer, I'm sure people would rather be outside than playing a 60 min poker tournament. With the 555 format I feel that we can play a whole tournament in about 30 mins.

**Auto Donk** · 05-02-19, 03:58 PM

fuk it, make it "all in or fold" royal hold em, with 100 chip starting stacks.....

this new format and tiny chip stacks suck ass, and anyone who has any real trny poker experience, not stupid only rigged shithole online poker shit, but real live trny experience, knows this bullshit we have now is weak as fuk......

**franklee168** · 05-02-19, 04:02 PM

Anyway of going roshambo online? Can play all 3 tourneys.

**GUMMO77** · 05-02-19, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

fuk it, make it "all in or fold" royal hold em, with 100 chip starting stacks.....

this new format and tiny chip stacks suck ass, and anyone who has any real trny poker experience, not stupid only rigged shithole online poker shit, but real live trny experience, knows this bullshit we have now is weak as fuk......

This works too!

But 555!
555!
555!

**JoeCool20** · 05-02-19, 11:29 PM

LOL the funniest thing on earth was today when ArunSh started trying to "tease" me about how I make comments about people who either go all in or call all in bets when they have Ace high no pair, or two face cards.

RIGHT AFTER he started doing it, he went all in with QQ and Jake called him with A 9 and donked an ace on the river and Arun was on the rail!

LOL Need I say more? It was like an "instant mike drop moment!"

These people just call all in bets or go all in themselves with Ace high or 2 face cards and see if they win the near 50 50 gamble on the coin flip! They either donk an ace or a face, or they just lose right then with Ace high no pair or King high no pair.
Jake took that wild donk (and one more wild donk) ALL the way to a 2nd place finish!

Well SO WHAT? That's all this This 30 person SBR tourney Poker shit is! It's ALL freakin donks!

Why in the hell Arun was trying to "tease" me about it is beyond me!

And then somebody called his QQ all in with Ace high no pair and donked him right out of the game! LOL

**mpaschal34** · 05-03-19, 07:40 AM

wish i could come in here and complain about the structure/bad beats.

but i haven't lost a hand in 3 days now.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 05-03-19, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

Since the masses love this format and keeping with SBR's new poker strategy, I'm going to suggest the next series be a 555 one.

5 players per table
5 minute blinds
500 starting chips
(obviously only 5 payouts as well)

I can't imagine this NOT being a hit. Do it for a month and see how people like it. And since it's summer, I'm sure people would rather be outside than playing a 60 min poker tournament. With the 555 format I feel that we can play a whole tournament in about 30 mins.

Originally posted by Auto Donk

fuk it, make it "all in or fold" royal hold em, with 100 chip starting stacks.....

this new format and tiny chip stacks suck ass, and anyone who has any real trny poker experience, not stupid only rigged shithole online poker shit, but real live trny experience, knows this bullshit we have now is weak as fuk......

kamikaze tournies where everyone is forced allin every hand

**RudyRuetigger** · 05-03-19, 08:55 AM

fukkin missed 2 of 4 now

atleast i did sign up yesterday and got 16th

**cincinnatikid513** · 05-03-19, 09:13 AM

pretty impressive 2 wins out of 4 tournaments

**Grivas_Digeni** · 05-03-19, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

pretty impressive 2 wins out of 4 tournaments

Slightly more impressive than monkeys on typewriters.

**JoeCool20** · 05-03-19, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

pretty impressive 2 wins out of 4 tournaments

Wow we all knew it was gong to be the 18 people who got the luckiest for a month, but for somebody to get donk lucky ALL the way to wins TWICE already in 4 tourneys is incredible! The dude might already have enough points to make the top 18 right now!
He has already used all his luck up and will probably get donked out in 18th place in the cash tourney! LOL

**pablo222** · 05-03-19, 03:43 PM

Joes KK got donked the other night. Otherwise he would have donked that first place. My AK got donked by 83 off. Enjoy the donking.

**blankoblanco** · 05-03-19, 05:01 PM

Did some quality donking myself this week but unfortunately could not quite donk my way into a 1st due to some counter-donking. I will spend this weekend training so that I may outdonk all the donks in future donkaments

**pavyracer** · 05-03-19, 05:37 PM

The top prize is $500. You have to play 25 hrs just to qualify and then 3-4 hrs on the final tourney.

If someone asks you to work for 30 hrs for a chance to earn between $2 to $15 an hr and the compensation will be based on your luck would you do it?

**blankoblanco** · 05-03-19, 05:58 PM

Imagine playing a game and not being paid a proper hourly wage for it. Inconceivable

**GUMMO77** · 05-03-19, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

kamikaze tournies where everyone is forced allin every hand

Now we're making progress!

**GUMMO77** · 05-03-19, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

The top prize is $500. You have to play 25 hrs just to qualify and then 3-4 hrs on the final tourney.

If someone asks you to work for 30 hrs for a chance to earn between $2 to $15 an hr and the compensation will be based on your luck would you do it?

Jesus kid

**mpaschal34** · 05-03-19, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by blankoblanco

Did some quality donking myself this week but unfortunately could not quite donk my way into a 1st due to some counter-donking. I will spend this weekend training so that I may outdonk all the donks in future donkaments

That sounds donktastic.

**JoeCool20** · 05-03-19, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by pablo222

Joes KK got donked the other night. Otherwise he would have donked that first place. My AK got donked by 83 off. Enjoy the donking.

Originally posted by blankoblanco

Did some quality donking myself this week but unfortunately could not quite donk my way into a 1st due to some counter-donking. I will spend this weekend training so that I may outdonk all the donks in future donkaments

Originally posted by mpaschal34

That sounds donktastic.

LOL LOL LOL

That shit is donk-larious!

**JoeCool20** · 05-03-19, 07:59 PM

"counter-donking"

**GUMMO77** · 05-03-19, 11:59 PM

5
5
5

**TheMoneyShot** · 05-04-19, 12:50 AM

Time to shorten it down to 30 minutes. Even better.

**leovegas** · 05-04-19, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by blankoblanco

Imagine playing a game and not being paid a proper hourly wage for it. Inconceivable

lol

**TheMoneyShot** · 05-04-19, 11:50 AM

Time is money

**pavyracer** · 05-04-19, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Time is money

Best post in this thread.

I don't mind if I get donked to an inferior preflop hand as long as it doesn't cost me time. I make $50 an hour at my job. Not winning 1500 Betpoints is not a matter of survival to put pizza on the table to feed the family.

**GUMMO77** · 05-04-19, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Best post in this thread.

I don't mind if I get donked to an inferior preflop hand as long as it doesn't cost me time. I make $50 an hour at my job. Not winning 1500 Betpoints is not a matter of survival to put pizza on the table to feed the family.

Wow, I had no idea! Thanks for honoring us with your presence on the virtual felt.

**GUMMO77** · 05-04-19, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Best post in this thread.

I don't mind if I get donked to an inferior preflop hand as long as it doesn't cost me time. I make $50 an hour at my job. Not winning 1500 Betpoints is not a matter of survival to put pizza on the table to feed the family.

But you also bought nine pizza cards in 2018

I love you bud. I'm not sure what's going on here, but I love you.

**pavyracer** · 05-04-19, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by GUMMO77

But you also bought nine pizza cards in 2018

I love you bud. I'm not sure what's going on here, but I love you.

I feed the kids of my daugther's softball team. So when I win a hand from you at the tables think of it as you are feeding a slice of pizza to a 10 year old girl after a day's worth of games.

**GUMMO77** · 05-04-19, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I feed the kids of my daugther's softball team. So when I win a hand from you at the tables think of it as you are feeding a slice of pizza to a 10 year old girl after a day's worth of games.

I'm just giving you shit, Pavy. I'm sick so I have a bit too much time on my hands.

But hell, glad I could help the team out

**209 Life** · 05-06-19, 02:01 PM

50 players for todays 3PM/ET start. Never seen max capacity until now

**SBR Drew** · 05-06-19, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by 209 Life

50 players for todays 3PM/ET start. Never seen max capacity until now

**pabonaparte** · 05-06-19, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by SBR Drew

If SBR has 1 tournament a day only it will be sold out hours before start time!

**EmpireMaker** · 05-07-19, 02:03 AM

I can't stand this format.

**209 Life** · 05-07-19, 06:41 PM

What's gonna be next format after this series? 8-Max?

**bonzaii** · 05-07-19, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by 209 Life

What's gonna be next format after this series? 8-Max?

Headsup, 25/50 opening level with 500 starting chips