Saturday Night In Costa Rica With Pictures

[SSLP]

Sharky I do .

Cuz ill pound them and then leave em pregnant on purpose

cuz thats how i roll , no condoms , full *** load inside , unprotected anal

[jjgold]

Sharky I do .

Cuz ill pound them and then leave em pregnant on purpose

cuz thats how i roll , no condoms , full *** load inside , unprotected anal

you sick fuk

[SlickFazzer]

I love jizzing in hot women.

[AMBlai01]

I love jizzing period...

[Bread]

I feel like I need a napkin reading this thread you sick bastards.

[pavyracer]

Apparently in Costa Rica women get pregnant with anal sex. No wonder women look like crap from down there.

[bettilimbroke999]

Come to CR we have uhh umm err WHORES!

Only place in the world that's worth living in is USA, I swear I'd steal a plane from anywhere else in the world and parachute into this country if I was born somewhere else

Jose from Guatemala = parachute Jack Smith from Oregon
Pablo from Panama = fence climbing Joe Thomas from Colorado

This is the scariest thing about sending your ID and shit to CR bookies, I know that they're all looking for a way to get the hell out of Central America to heaven a 2000 miles north and here I am sending them my IDs to copy to do it, there's prolly 50 Guatemala versions of me handing their passports over to get in this country as we speak courtesy of Bookmaker or some other CR book.

Only ppl who enjoy CR are Americans who know right after blowin their loads in the local 20 dollar hookers they'll be on the first plane out of that poison water 10 cents an hour jungle and back home

[Bread]

I can't wait to hang out with betil in Vegas. Such a cheery dood

[bettilimbroke999]

Just tellin it like it is, other than dodgin US laws or whores an American would never step foot in that jungle

As long as Im in the US Im a pretty happy guy

[durito]

Just tellin it like it is, other than dodgin US laws or whores an American would never step foot in that jungle

As long as Im in the US Im a pretty happy guy

You have any idea how many rich americans have vacation homes in Costa Rica now?

Not that that's a reason to go there -- it's a reason not to go there. But, it's pretty damn far from the 3rd world shithole you describe.

[bettilimbroke999]

Mobsters lookin for a safe house when the heat closes in durito

[durito]

Mobsters lookin for a safe house when the heat closes in durito

Perhaps you really should stay in the USA.

I'll stay down here living the good life.

[AMBlai01]

Bettil....those are some of the more ignorant comments I have seen in a while....

[bettilimbroke999]

I'm not tryin to bring down the CR is paradise thing bc it is fun as a vacation to go down their get drunk out of your mind fuk a couple prostitutes (*** inside em who cares ur never going to see them again) and fly home happy as long as you didn't drink any of the water, but this shit about living their being paradise I mean c'mon, what are you going to do apply for a job making 10 cents an hour?

[durito]

It's a poor place to live for a poor person with no skills -- so yes, you are probably better off in the USA if you don't have money.

But, if you have a decent job or way to make some money most places in latin america are vastly better to live in than the USA.

Get a USA income and a life here and you got it made.

[BeatTheJerk]

how much did these whore bags cost ? They were definitely ****able ..................

[bettilimbroke999]

No thanks I kind of like to be able to talk to ppl (English), drink water straight out of the tap without being rushed to the emergency room, also food in Central America is nothing but tortilla shit, you know they don't have a clue what real food (USA) tastes like that's why they're all skinny, food tastes like shit and u diarhea out whatever you put in 2 hours later if u down a glass of water with it

[katstale]

Get a USA income and a life here and you got it made.

Si!

[durito]

No thanks I kind of like to be able to talk to ppl (English), drink water straight out of the tap without being rushed to the emergency room, also food in Central America is nothing but tortilla shit, you know they don't have a clue what real food (USA) tastes like that's why they're all skinny, food tastes like shit and u diarhea out whatever you put in 2 hours later if u down a glass of water with it

Dude, you've never left the USA. You know how much chemical crap is in the water in the USA?

I drink much cleaner and safer water straight out of the top here. I can get any type of food you can. My food, however, is not full of artificial crap that kills people.

[The General]

Here in Central Indiana, girls can be bought with a couple pain killers at any hour. Surely it is like that most everywhere in the States. You just have to know who what and where. Nurses, Accountants, Legal, Red Cross, Grocery, rich and poor, married and single, old and young; they come from every background/occupation.

I am like Nicky though, most of the time I am more into the games than the girls. My 300 lb Cook is fine. She is drug free, works, cooks, cleans, loves me and is a good mother.

[bettilimbroke999]

Dude, you've never left the USA. You know how much chemical crap is in the water in the USA?

I drink much cleaner and safer water straight out of the top here. I can get any type of food you can. My food, however, is not full of artificial crap that kills people.

Its all good, Im just pretty happy with the greatest country in history of the world, enjoy whatever jungle you live in and hope the 10 cent an hour workers dont revolt and put that no army plan of CRs to the test

[durito]

I live in a modern vibrant city with the most beautiful women in the world and perfect weather. And I'm able to save 80% of my income. The Colombian army is quite strong and very adept at shooting poor people.

[bettilimbroke999]

Maybe I haven't given other countries a completely fair chance (it's conceivable ) but I have no idea other than running a business how you could make USA income in one of those places, are you just talkin about makin ur money in the US then moving there?

[durito]

Internet.

[bettilimbroke999]

Well yea maybe so internet does do some good shit, maybe all those movies where the Americans go to other countries then immediately get kidnapped/killed or ransomed has biased me

[tacomax]

you know they don't have a clue what real food (USA) tastes like that's why they're all skinny

I thought it was because Americans don't know when to stop eating rather than the fine cuisine available. As an American, what is real food?

[durito]

Yes is so dangerous here, I am constantly dodging bullets. I can't wait to run back to the USA and try and a date a gringa.

[bettilimbroke999]

I thought it was because Americans don't know when to stop eating rather than the fine cuisine available. As an American, what is real food?

Order a hamburger at a sit down restaurant in CR they'll prolly bring you a beef hotpocket or whatever the fuk they believe is closest to a hamburger

[tacomax]

Order a hamburger at a sit down restaurant in CR they'll prolly bring you a beef hotpocket or whatever the fuk they believe is closest to a hamburger

Oh, so fine cuisine available in America is the hamburger. Gotcha.

[tacomax]

bettilimbroke999 - you seem to know an awful lot about Costa Rica - how many times have you been?

[The General]

We ate good when I was in CR back 3 years ago. We were warned about eating beef and it was stated that the beef was not very good, but we ate a lot of Very Good Food all week.

[bettilimbroke999]

Maybe I've overestimated the danger levels of other countries idk it's possible, dury seems to have some brains and is not too scared living in a country whose main export is cocaine so perhaps it's not too bad idk

Is there strong anti-American sentiment in those countries? Everybody wants to hate on Americans just bc of the tremendous wealth and power our country has, very sad but human nature I guess

[bettilimbroke999]

bettilimbroke999 - you seem to know an awful lot about Costa Rica - how many times have you been?

Just your everyday general knowledge of the world

Also that CR whore gave me herpes, I should have doubled my offer to 20 and got the virgin instead

[tacomax]

living in a country whose main export is cocaine

How many US states have cannabis as their biggest cash crop?

[durito]

Colombia is the most pro-usa country in the world.

South American beef is vastly superior to that in the USA. They don't feed the cows steroids, antiobiotics or other cows down here.

I had a large juicy steak, potatoes, salad for lunch for $8. I had sushi for dinner last night for $20. Both would have been 3x and no better or worse in the USA. My health insurance is just as good and 20% of the cost. My girlfriend is 22 and gorgeous. Yea, I'll be heading back to the USA any day now.

Oh yea, I can use neteller, pinny, and every other book in the world.