Alright well here is one of the stories that I have from Costa Rica. I am going to try to remember as much as I can but forgive me if I leave something out, I drank A LOT this night. Blitty can fill in any gaps that I might forget.
So we got back from Jaco Beach on Saturday and we were pretty tired. Sharky had been away from his family for like 2 days while being a great host to us so it was his time do the family thing. Obviously we understood and told him we could figure something out to do on our own.
A little back story, on Thursday night we went to Del Ray and at the end of the night and finally found a couple girls that we wanted to have some fun with. We convinced them to come back to our hotel at like 11:30 or midnight. So Blitty and I get them back to our hotel and take turns using the room while the other is on the balcony. The girls ended up staying till like 330 or so in the morning after each of us had our way with them. I have to say these had to be the pickiest hookers ever. First we had mentioned bringing them to another hotel before ours that was cheap and they were less than impressed. Kept saying that the place was disgusting and they wouldn't be seen there. Next they were yelling at us back at our hotel because we were going to Jaco Beach the next day and the only thing there were "Skanks"....ummm honey, you are a HOOKER! It even got to the point that the one invited Blitty to some family graduation party the next day and the one I was with wanted me to promise her I would call her and email when I got back to the States....I'll get right on that.
Anyway, Saturday Blitty and I didn't really want to try too hard and these girls seemed cool about hanging out so we thought we would give them a call. Sharky had to talk to them because we can only understand about every 5th word they say... We end up meeting them at Del Ray and almost immediately they want to leave and go to a different club because they don't want to be in the whore House (again with the being picky).
So we get in this girls BMW and she starts driving like the craziest person I have ever seen. I have never been more scared in my life. This girl is going through every redlight and stop light she sees at about 50mph, she is BLASTING bad music singing and texting all while flying around curves. Evidently this is normal because the girl with me said...."yup pretty normal...she loco driver." This will come back to bite us in the end.
We go to a club called Prive' which is pretty much like any other club in the states with the loud music, people trying to impress, etc. We were probably were only 2 of 4 gringos in the whole place and needless to say we got quite a few strange looks. We stay there for a while and everyone starts to get pretty drunk...I can tell Blitty is getting to his angry drunk stage because he is arguing with his hooker about just about everything that happens. Evidently her exboyfriend was some mob guy and she was worried she was going to be killed by being at the club with some other guy if one of his friends saw. The girl I am with get so drunk that she is dancing around like a madwoman and this makes her friend say "no mas!" to me, about buying her anymore drinks. Well I guess that was our cue to get out of there and have some sex!
So on the drive home again the girl is flying around the streets on the way back to our hotel. Surprise, surprise....we get pulled over. She starts arguing with the cop for about 5 minutes at the window....no idea what was said but soon she was being pulled out of the car. I was convinced she was getting a DUI and we were going to end up in Costa Rican Prison because we were with her. She comes back to the car and says..."this isn't good...he wants to arrest me. We need to do something, lets offer to give him money." So I give her a few 10,000 colones notes and hope that works. Next thing I know...shes coming back to the car and we are off. I guess she had to bribe this guy and give him her phone number....
The rest of the night went off without incident compared to that. Other than Blitty trying to fight the guy at the front desk of our hotel for charging us an extra $45 to have girls in our a room. I really thought the kid was going to strangle the guy. This enraged his girl and sent her into some awful downward spiral. Blitty can tell you more about that.
Alright well this story is getting long...but I hope it was enjoyable. Blitty can fill in any details that I might have forgotten.
All these pictures are from that night at the club..with the girls.
So we got back from Jaco Beach on Saturday and we were pretty tired. Sharky had been away from his family for like 2 days while being a great host to us so it was his time do the family thing. Obviously we understood and told him we could figure something out to do on our own.
A little back story, on Thursday night we went to Del Ray and at the end of the night and finally found a couple girls that we wanted to have some fun with. We convinced them to come back to our hotel at like 11:30 or midnight. So Blitty and I get them back to our hotel and take turns using the room while the other is on the balcony. The girls ended up staying till like 330 or so in the morning after each of us had our way with them. I have to say these had to be the pickiest hookers ever. First we had mentioned bringing them to another hotel before ours that was cheap and they were less than impressed. Kept saying that the place was disgusting and they wouldn't be seen there. Next they were yelling at us back at our hotel because we were going to Jaco Beach the next day and the only thing there were "Skanks"....ummm honey, you are a HOOKER! It even got to the point that the one invited Blitty to some family graduation party the next day and the one I was with wanted me to promise her I would call her and email when I got back to the States....I'll get right on that.
Anyway, Saturday Blitty and I didn't really want to try too hard and these girls seemed cool about hanging out so we thought we would give them a call. Sharky had to talk to them because we can only understand about every 5th word they say... We end up meeting them at Del Ray and almost immediately they want to leave and go to a different club because they don't want to be in the whore House (again with the being picky).
So we get in this girls BMW and she starts driving like the craziest person I have ever seen. I have never been more scared in my life. This girl is going through every redlight and stop light she sees at about 50mph, she is BLASTING bad music singing and texting all while flying around curves. Evidently this is normal because the girl with me said...."yup pretty normal...she loco driver." This will come back to bite us in the end.
We go to a club called Prive' which is pretty much like any other club in the states with the loud music, people trying to impress, etc. We were probably were only 2 of 4 gringos in the whole place and needless to say we got quite a few strange looks. We stay there for a while and everyone starts to get pretty drunk...I can tell Blitty is getting to his angry drunk stage because he is arguing with his hooker about just about everything that happens. Evidently her exboyfriend was some mob guy and she was worried she was going to be killed by being at the club with some other guy if one of his friends saw. The girl I am with get so drunk that she is dancing around like a madwoman and this makes her friend say "no mas!" to me, about buying her anymore drinks. Well I guess that was our cue to get out of there and have some sex!
So on the drive home again the girl is flying around the streets on the way back to our hotel. Surprise, surprise....we get pulled over. She starts arguing with the cop for about 5 minutes at the window....no idea what was said but soon she was being pulled out of the car. I was convinced she was getting a DUI and we were going to end up in Costa Rican Prison because we were with her. She comes back to the car and says..."this isn't good...he wants to arrest me. We need to do something, lets offer to give him money." So I give her a few 10,000 colones notes and hope that works. Next thing I know...shes coming back to the car and we are off. I guess she had to bribe this guy and give him her phone number....
The rest of the night went off without incident compared to that. Other than Blitty trying to fight the guy at the front desk of our hotel for charging us an extra $45 to have girls in our a room. I really thought the kid was going to strangle the guy. This enraged his girl and sent her into some awful downward spiral. Blitty can tell you more about that.
Alright well this story is getting long...but I hope it was enjoyable. Blitty can fill in any details that I might have forgotten.
All these pictures are from that night at the club..with the girls.
