Epic Prison Escape in NY

[PittsburghPlayer]

I thought one had the dong and one had the brain? If one has both the other is definitely dead.

That is some funny shit.

[GT21Megatron]

It would be all over the news

Nobody else probably caught this and the last thing they want to do is admit this has been going on 3 times a week at this place. The guy who is narrating doesn't sound like the sharpest of dudes either so I'm going out on a limb with lakerboys bankroll and betting x88 that this is legit

[BrickJames]

Nobody else probably caught this and the last thing they want to do is admit this has been going on 3 times a week at this place. The guy who is narrating doesn't sound like the sharpest of dudes either so I'm going out on a limb with lakerboys bankroll and betting x88 that this is legit

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[Giants007]

Why haven't they called this guy yet? These guys would have been caught a week ago.

Dog only called for Ice heads, not for big peckers and Brains

[odog11]

Nobody else probably caught this and the last thing they want to do is admit this has been going on 3 times a week at this place. The guy who is narrating doesn't sound like the sharpest of dudes either so I'm going out on a limb with lakerboys bankroll and betting x88 that this is legit

It's "legit", as in not doctored tape, but nothing to see here. Other than, what the F is up with these upstate NY people? Like a bunch of hicks sans any bit of charm.

http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2015/06/ny_prison_escape_search_contraband_wall_dannemora.html

[GT21Megatron]

It's "legit", as in not doctored tape, but nothing to see here. Other than, what the F is up with these upstate NY people? Like a bunch of hicks sans any bit of charm.

http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index....dannemora.html

sounds like a coverup if you ask me........why the fuk would you have some shady looking dude all covered up hoisting bags over the wall like that. ive never heard of that ever.

[Giants007]

you know that law enforcement has no clue when they are showing pics on the news of computer generated pictures of what they would look like aged and with long hair and beards

[GT21Megatron]

The one who is hung like Sea Biscuit is definitely gonna be the one caught first.

[The Kraken]

The one who is hung like Sea Biscuit is definitely gonna be the one caught first.

Not if he put it in Einsteins ass already. Einstein might not be able to walk for a week

[yydouble]

The one who is hung like Sea Biscuit is definitely gonna be the one caught first.

Lmao....GT on a roll!

I'm extremely curious as to your thought process on that one.
You are a sharp guy and I'm sure you have an angle on this.

[yydouble]

you know that law enforcement has no clue when they are showing pics on the news of computer generated pictures of what they would look like aged and with long hair and beards

Excellent point. Man, they really have nothing.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

roughly 36% of the posts in this thread are about another males penis

[Seaweed]

roughly 36% of the posts in this thread are about another males penis

Weird.

[yydouble]

roughly 36% of the posts in this thread are about another males penis

Without the penis there is no thread.

[BrickJames]

roughly 36% of the posts in this thread are about another males penis

Did you really count every dikk post or is that an estimate?

[yydouble]

Don't worry Brick. Considering the relevance and magnitude of the Johnson involved, 36% is actually pretty low, 64% penis free sounds better though.

[yydouble]

Jesus, now we got this church shooter running loose in Charleston SC. How fast is he going to hell?

What a break for our guys, slipping further off the radar now.

[yydouble]

Day 13 begins.
No new clues.
Fox devotes about 14 seconds to the story. They showed the pics with the enhanced hair growth. That's it. Back to the church shooting story.

[Roadtrip635]

Turns out the one with the big rooster is also a pretty good artist and a big fan of Oprah, that is pretty weird

[Ra77er]

Well I don't think they will get caught by this time. Probably have already gotten sex/race changes by this point.

The penis is irrelevant here and probably a dummy.

Tooshea on the power tools

[jjgold]

no way any dr's are involved

men these two are nobodies

odds are they are close and hiding still

[Ra77er]

Dog needs to get some firearms probably. You think these guys have any knowledge with explosives or probably just physical force?

[unusialsusp5]

no way any dr's are involved

men these two are nobodies

odds are they are close and hiding still

odds are they are long gone. too clever and slick for ny state hick cops and troopers who are calculating their overtime pay in their heads while pretending to look under a rock for these guys. they are cackling in glee right now that the attention has focused off them to the S.C. church shooting.

[BrickJames]

Jesus, now we got this church shooter running loose in Charleston SC. How fast is he going to hell?

What a break for our guys, slipping further off the radar now.

They are going to need to pull some "special" agents off the case.

And im sure the campfire is breathing a little easier this morning.

[BrickJames]

Turns out the one with the big rooster is also a pretty good artist and a big fan of Oprah, that is pretty weird

Wow, im sure every 50+ devorced cokk hound in the country is in love with this guy now.

[BuckyOne]

Let's go back to the breakout. We don't get to ask any questions. Has anybody heard of any physical evidence that there was help from the outside with the work to get out? If somebody was there to pick them up - they could have also been supplying tools. Dragging all the tools with them after they got to the manhole doesn't sound likely.

[nyplayer33]

Think people not giving credit to law enforcement..they r extremely good in what they do. I think they will be caught....somebody knows something and the reward is too big to pass it up.

[The Kraken]

The reward is peanuts, should be a million minimum. Gotta make it so big that it wouldn't be worth for anyone to know where these guys are and not turn them in. $100k isn't a huge #.

[BuckyOne]

The way the law enforcement is searching so close by seems to imply they don't have physical evidence of outside help on the getaway.

[yydouble]

The way the law enforcement is searching so close by seems to imply they don't have physical evidence of outside help on the getaway.

Dude, they have zero. Nothing at all. Where else do you search when you have absolutely no clue.
These guys planned this for 2 years min.
They are gone baby.

[yydouble]

The k9 picked up their scent at a gas station 2days after the escape and they found an abandoned camp fire in the woods near the prison on day 9.
That's it.
These guys had at least 6 hrs before anyone knew they were out and they were only 20mi. from The Canadian border with a full set of power tools and however much cash that crooked cheating whore prison guard gave them....see ya!

[BuckyOne]

The scent at the gas station could have been two days old??? You are saying they can rob, pillage and plunder with the power tools to gain necessities? OK, they need a car to transport these tools - steal it or someone left one? The Canada thing though, they have to hike in through the woods - drop the tools??? Then steal a car to get distance??? I just don't see the Canada scenario - they would have to be through the border in the first 6 hours?

[The Giant]

Have these guys killed people they don't know before, or has it always been personal stuff?

I'm trying to figure out if they're a menace to society.

[yydouble]

Oh they had help for sure. No doubt in my mind.

Remember, the steel pipe expert said "his best man with an acelytine torch would take 4 hours to make the cuts, the precision, I just don't see it"

[yydouble]

"My best man with an acetylene torch or plasma cutter couldn't have cut a better hole"