Epic Prison Escape in NY

**teaserpleaser** · 06-17-15, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by yydouble

There you go with Brazil again. Lmao. All anyone has to do is make it to Brazil apparently.
When you kill someone in cold blood you lose cool points. When you get caught you lose cool points.
When you sex up an ugly old woman you lose cool points.
DB does not fall into any of those categories.

how dare you...Brazil is legit

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by rufflesmuncher

But then you lose the millions of eyes that can report seeing someone who looks familiar to them.

Yeah then you call the search back ON and say they are still at large. Renew the public fear.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

They claim at that altitude and with the conditions that night and the particular part of the northwest they were over, there is almost no way he made it.

I skydove once from only 14000ft on a hot summer day in the middle of July with perfect conditions and it was brutal. Not like in the movies. Very violent wind and cold as shit even on the hottest day.

They never found the parachute or the body. Why not?

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by yydouble

There you go with Brazil again. Lmao. All anyone has to do is make it to Brazil apparently.
When you kill someone in cold blood you lose cool points. When you get caught you lose cool points.
When you sex up an ugly old woman you lose cool points.
DB does not fall into any of those categories.

Sex up an ugly old woman! Classic!

**teaserpleaser** · 06-17-15, 09:27 AM

wouldn't it be wise to split up since the apb would be for 2 escaped convicts? i'd think so since everybody is looking for a pair of convicts.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 09:29 AM

I said already they are definitely split.
First thing they did.

**teaserpleaser** · 06-17-15, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Sex up an ugly old woman! Classic!

I look at it as the things he was able to get her to do ....sex was just a tool same as woman use everyday rumor is one of those dudes is Lexington steele type piece but that's all just rumor like ive said in previous posts.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 09:31 AM

Ralphie said they are together in A cabin in Vermont. He thinks escaping prison is like going to The Hamptons.
I'm serious now.
They are split up for sure.

**teaserpleaser** · 06-17-15, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by yydouble

I said already they are definitely split.
First thing they did.

snowball said best thing to do is stick together so different opinions different strokes

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by yydouble

The residual payoff would be epic though.

Talks show's
10,000,000 instant fans
You'd never buy a drink or meal again
Book deal
Public speaking engagements
Consultant on the movie
Maybe a cameo here and there
Commercials

You could live off it forever.

Do they tell pro athletes to play for free because if they win the residual payoff will be excellent?

that's exactly what it is residual after the fact I want something guaranteed in writing before I go out and risk my life trying to catch two killers w nothing to lose.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 09:35 AM

It's crazy how much mileage you can get out of having a big penis. Just the rumor gets you places.

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

I look at it as the things he was able to get her to do ....sex was just a tool same as woman use everyday rumor is one of those dudes is Lexington steele type piece but that's all just rumor like ive said in previous posts.

Actually its been confirmed by the detective who investigated and eventually caught him in 97. He is packin a pecker that would make ron jeremy blush

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by yydouble

It's crazy how much mileage you can get out of having a big penis. Just the rumor gets you places.

Men want to be you, women want to be with you

**teaserpleaser** · 06-17-15, 09:42 AM

how much is it worth to you to go after 2 dudes that know its for sure life in prison so they're ready to kill anything moving or die trying before they go back to hell/prison ....If I was dog and the rest of that crew i'd pass on this one. that one dude Matt the big one is not a nice guy at all one look into that guys eyes you can see rage in there wonder what kind of shitty parenting and bad things happened to him as youth?

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 09:45 AM

Hard to believe they didn't talk ever about escaping while they were in jail. One of their friends must have an idea where they would go or what they would do. Corrections must have some intelligence. Can't believe no one has flipped on them.

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

how much is it worth to you to go after 2 dudes that know its for sure life in prison so they're ready to kill anything moving or die trying before they go back to hell/prison ....If I was dog and the rest of that crew i'd pass on this one. that one dude Matt the big one is not a nice guy at all one look into that guys eyes you can see rage in there wonder what kind of shitty parenting and bad things happened to him as youth?

Dog and that crew is a frickkin joke. Going after criminals with no pistol? I still cant believe no one has popped his dumb ass yet.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 09:50 AM

Dogg always uses mis-information and family to catch people. I love that show. Matt does have rage in his eyes. The daughter reminds me of Bart Simpson. Leland gets stoned for sure.

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Dog and that crew is a frickkin joke. Going after criminals with no pistol? I still cant believe no one has popped his dumb ass yet.

Even that guy grecko on cheaters got stabbed, and that guy who stabbed him wasn't even a criminal.

**teaserpleaser** · 06-17-15, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Actually its been confirmed by the detective who investigated and eventually caught him in 97. He is packin a pecker that would make ron jeremy blush

Lmao ....poor old lady probably hasn't been dikked down right in a decade and here comes the PIECE--------------------------------------------------------> giving it to her good he's in prison that old lady looks like a solid Tampa 7 long as them boys been down. If I was her defense I'd claim sexual insanity .... Lady never really had a chance pretty sad.

**nanderson1134** · 06-17-15, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by yydouble

Hard to believe they didn't talk ever about escaping while they were in jail. One of their friends must have an idea where they would go or what they would do. Corrections must have some intelligence. Can't believe no one has flipped on them.

I'd find it harder to believe they would actually tell anyone....

**BuckyOne** · 06-17-15, 10:00 AM

The debate on whether they split up or not? Isn't there value in two sets of eyes or ideas? I guess it all matters if they had getaway help. All new method of survival technique if they are strictly on their own.

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by BuckyOne

The debate on whether they split up or not? Isn't there value in two sets of eyes or ideas? I guess it all matters if they had getaway help. All new method of survival technique if they are strictly on their own.

It would get pretty lonesome being the most wanted man in america and by yourself. I think human nature and instinct tells them to stay together, at least til they are out of the woods. (woods being US)

**Big Bear** · 06-17-15, 10:08 AM

wouldn't it be hilarious if America closed down all our prisons and took all of our prisoners on a plane to the middle east and left them.

or maybe china?

its such a waste of money having prisons.

I say take them all to a different country and release them. Fukk paying taxes for that shit.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 10:10 AM

Dude it's rule #1 when hiding or running. Split up and go in opposite directions. How can they be agreeing on all their decisions? They're not Risking getting each other caught. They are split up.

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by Big Bear

wouldn't it be hilarious if America closed down all our prisons and took all of our prisoners on a plane to the middle east and left them.

or maybe china?

its such a waste of money having prisons.

I say take them all to a different country and release them. Fukk paying taxes for that shit.

Give em all an AK and let em loose over there, tell them if they beat isis they can have the country! I think we are on to something bear.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 10:11 AM

Human nature will split them up eventually.

**teaserpleaser** · 06-17-15, 10:12 AM

Big money in prison big bear you know that ....it's been cheap labor as well it's already starting with general labor firefighting but one day they'll have inmates making iPhones like China for 22 cents an hour it's going on now I'm sure in some U.S. Prison imagine some wardon and he kicks down through the staff down to guards for inmate labor on some private contracts...you know it's happening.

**BrickJames** · 06-17-15, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by yydouble

Dude it's rule #1 when hiding or running. Split up and go in opposite directions. How can they be agreeing on all their decisions? They're not Risking getting each other caught. They are split up.

Good points YY. But on the other hand, these guys have been in close quarters with other men for years, the bonds you make in lock up can be funny like that. They should make an enhancer prop on the over under on if they will be together when caught

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 10:16 AM

The only way they are together is if the dumb one is like a slave for the smart one. The smart one would not keep the dumb one around. We need to concentrate on the smart one with the schlong. How he thinks and his skill set are the keys.

**jtoler** · 06-17-15, 10:20 AM

Mitchell's husband visited her amidst plan to kill him.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 10:24 AM

They still have the tools, could have easily cut a door off a train or building, or broken into something to obtain a car or cash.

**Ra77er** · 06-17-15, 10:24 AM

yy maybe mr big dick has always done things together with the dumb one and is hesitant to just sever the tie. I'm sure he has contacts where he could run too if he knew they were hot on his heels. Like maybe black friday is a thing and they catch them both but I mean he doesn't know how close authorities are to closing in on them and he is probably trying to make sure he is making the correct moves.

I would assume if they are smart that the authorites have car and phones all ready to go in case they make a mistake.

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 10:26 AM

They could have cut a hole in a semi trailer and stowed away.

**PAULYPOKER** · 06-17-15, 10:29 AM

Holy Fukk!

**yydouble** · 06-17-15, 10:32 AM

He knows exactly how close authorities are. He knows he can't trust his buddy. And he definitely knows his best chance at never being caught is by himself.