Originally posted on 11/09/2012:

Everyone who's on Pitt needs to go masterbate. It's our only hope. I tested this system out last weekend and it went 2-0. Had bets that were losing, got bored and rubbed one, won both bets. This system is dead on since I've wondered if it actually helped those two times. Now Pitts behind by quite a bit so I think it's going to take all of us.