Originally posted on 07/03/2011:

it's funny how literally everyone in your family is successful except for you. doctors, counselors...and a degenerate gambler.it's probably pretty embarrassing to the family, huh?

friend: 'how are you guys doing?"

parents: "oh we're great. retired, golfing, life is good"

friend: "how's your daughter doing?"

parents: "oh she's doing wonderful! lots of new clients, sky's the limit for her!"

friend: "and your son?"

parents: "ugh. still doesn't have a job, borrowed money from us yesterday...but i guess he did hit two 3-unit plays for a couple betpoints today"