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Originally posted on 07/03/2011:
it's funny how literally everyone in your family is successful except for you. doctors, counselors...and a degenerate gambler.it's probably pretty embarrassing to the family, huh?
friend: 'how are you guys doing?"
parents: "oh we're great. retired, golfing, life is good"
friend: "how's your daughter doing?"
parents: "oh she's doing wonderful! lots of new clients, sky's the limit for her!"
friend: "and your son?"
parents: "ugh. still doesn't have a job, borrowed money from us yesterday...but i guess he did hit two 3-unit plays for a couple betpoints today"