Flea Hotel's Life Redefining NBA Totals

**Flea Hotel** · 01-30-17, 12:53 PM

The ONLY thing that is good about NCAAB is there seems to be games literally every night. I forget what forum it was, but some moron asked "How come there are never any day games during the week?" I had to remind him that the players and most of the fans are supposed to be in something called "class".

Originally posted by Surfjack

couldn't say it any better, exactly my thoughts HI VAR sucks deeekz

**PokeyAristocrat** · 01-30-17, 05:03 PM

Woo, let's get it today Flea! Cash money all day baby.

**Surfjack** · 01-30-17, 07:12 PM

I'm gonna tail this without checking the maddafaka stats 😂

**PokeyAristocrat** · 01-30-17, 10:50 PM

Cash money all day. Cheers Flea!

**Surfjack** · 01-30-17, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by Surfjack

I'm gonna tail this without checking the maddafaka stats 

braaah, with your pick and my NBA totals, I'm +4.78u just today

shaka!

**weekndornah** · 01-30-17, 11:03 PM

Winner winner. Thanks Flea

**Flea Hotel** · 01-30-17, 11:34 PM

WINNER! You know you're good when you don't even know what state a college is in and your model still hits the over with room to spare. I guess that's why I'm #1.
YTD (15-12, 3.45u)

Originally posted by Flea Hotel

My ~~hopefully~~ last NCAAB Team Total I ever post. My model is 2-2 for -0.2u with NCAAB, I don't like having any of my picks in the negative.
YTD (14-11, 2.45u)

SIU Edwardsville OVER 63.5 (-110) 1.1u to win 1u

**reed_barrington** · 01-31-17, 12:31 PM

Any tasty NBA leans ? I'm bored without hockey gotta risk money on something ! LoL

Ha never mind. I'm in Italy. Games start at 1am I thought that was tomorrow night! Can't wait.

**Flea Hotel** · 01-31-17, 04:22 PM

Sorry Reed. I used to live in Japan and it was awesome because I'd watch all my games first thing in the morning. I hate living in the EST. I go to the gym early to beat out all the meathead juiced fukboys who come in around noon. Anyway, got a NBA TT for tonight to go along with about a ton of NHL action in my other thread. My models having the Knicks not even coming close to getting 100.
YTD (15-12, 3.45u)

New York Knicks UNDER 104.5 (-110) 1.1u to win 1u

**weekndornah** · 01-31-17, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Flea Hotel

Sorry Reed. I used to live in Japan and it was awesome because I'd watch all my games first thing in the morning. I hate living in the EST. I go to the gym early to beat out all the meathead juiced fukboys who come in around noon. Anyway, got a NBA TT for tonight to go along with about a ton of NHL action in my other thread. My models having the Knicks not even coming close to getting 100.
YTD (15-12, 3.45u)

New York Knicks UNDER 104.5 (-110) 1.1u to win 1u

Thanks for reminding me to fade them after their 4OT game as well. I like this pick too.

**Catchn_Picks** · 01-31-17, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by weekndornah

Thanks for reminding me to fade them after their 4OT game as well. I like this pick too.

Took Wiz FH -4.5 early this morning. Thinking NYT tired bones might show up early.

**weekndornah** · 01-31-17, 09:14 PM

Thanks for the winner Flea and for reminding me to fade the Knicks with Wizards -7, which also won.

**rankslash** · 01-31-17, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Flea Hotel

Sorry Reed. I used to live in Japan and it was awesome because I'd watch all my games first thing in the morning. I hate living in the EST. I go to the gym early to beat out all the meathead juiced fukboys who come in around noon. Anyway, got a NBA TT for tonight to go along with about a ton of NHL action in my other thread. My models having the Knicks not even coming close to getting 100.
YTD (15-12, 3.45u)

New York Knicks UNDER 104.5 (-110) 1.1u to win 1u

Good call.

It was much closer than it should. So many turnovers and rebounds, especially in the first half.

**Flea Hotel** · 01-31-17, 11:01 PM

CASH MONEY WINNER!!!

If only I had more time to cap these NBA games...
YTD (16-12, 4.45u)

Originally posted by Flea Hotel

Sorry Reed. I used to live in Japan and it was awesome because I'd watch all my games first thing in the morning. I hate living in the EST. I go to the gym early to beat out all the meathead juiced fukboys who come in around noon. Anyway, got a NBA TT for tonight to go along with about a ton of NHL action in my other thread. My models having the Knicks not even coming close to getting 100.
YTD (15-12, 3.45u)

New York Knicks UNDER 104.5 (-110) 1.1u to win 1u

**Flea Hotel** · 01-31-17, 11:03 PM

Yeah, it was kind of like a NCAAB game for a while.

Originally posted by rankslash

Good call.

It was much closer than it should. So many turnovers and rebounds, especially in the first half.

**Catchn_Picks** · 02-01-17, 08:36 AM

Perfect capping Flea. Not just because it won but the game was set up perfectly for a low NYK score. Hat tip for you and thank you for posting

**Flea Hotel** · 02-01-17, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Catchn_Picks

Perfect capping Flea. Not just because it won but the game was set up perfectly for a low NYK score. Hat tip for you and thank you for posting

**Flea Hotel** · 02-01-17, 03:25 PM

Even though this is like the ugly friend to my famous and arguably the most profitable thread, at least currently, on any forum on the planet, my NHL Legend's Club thread, I'm always looking for a NBA Team Total. I think I got one tonight. I don't have many favourite teams, but I do root for the T-Wolves, mainly due to Wiggins being Canadian I guess, and I think they have a bright future with Towns and Levine. But, tonight, Cleveland will play tough defense and I expect this to be a low scoring affair. Not too sure how many points Cleveland end up with but...
YTD (16-12, 4.45u)

Minnesota Timberwolves UNDER 104.5 -110 (1.1u to win 1u)

**Big John Studd** · 02-01-17, 03:57 PM

Flea is the man. Normally hate taking unders but never seems a worry when following yours!

**sedwards86** · 02-01-17, 03:57 PM

GL, Flea. Based off what I looked at, it is literally 50/50 on whether or not they go under (or over) 104.5. The books are sharp on this one. You never talk about the magic coin anymore. Hopefully it is honest tonight

**Flea Hotel** · 02-01-17, 04:27 PM

I stopped talking about the magic coin because the once super-troll, Nostradumb, said he could flip a coin 60 times and easily get it right 45 times out of 60. Once he realized I knew where he lived, he got the point and disappeared. I heard a rumour he's no longer with us, so RIP Nostradumb. You were a master of copying and pasting and I've made thousands of dollars since I first read your idiotic posts, while you've given worms food. Fuk you and your Swedish corpse.

Anyway, both teams are tired and this will be a low scoring affair. It's sports so who knows, but I'd say this game ends up with both teams in double digits. I played the under for 1/3 unit too, I think.

Originally posted by sedwards86

GL, Flea. Based off what I looked at, it is literally 50/50 on whether or not they go under (or over) 104.5. The books are sharp on this one. You never talk about the magic coin anymore. Hopefully it is honest tonight

**weekndornah** · 02-01-17, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Flea Hotel

I stopped talking about the magic coin because the once super-troll, Nostradumb, said he could flip a coin 60 times and easily get it right 45 times out of 60. Once he realized I knew where he lived, he got the point and disappeared. I heard a rumour he's no longer with us, so RIP Nostradumb. You were a master of copying and pasting and I've made thousands of dollars since I first read your idiotic posts, while you've given worms food. Fuk you and your Swedish corpse.

Anyway, both teams are tired and this will be a low scoring affair. It's sports so who knows, but I'd say this game ends up with both teams in double digits. I played the under for 1/3 unit too, I think.

I was at a casino with my buddies one time playing roulette and we were talking to the guy asking about if he could try to nail certain numbers.

He nailed 31 black 3 out of 4 times right in front of us. (we didn't bet it)

**Saluki09** · 02-01-17, 06:26 PM

Love is out tonight though and I don't think Channing Fyre has any idea what defense is

**Surfjack** · 02-01-17, 06:56 PM

bra, I'm not sure about your UNDER, but GL!
I got the teams total over in my notebook, but forgot about Love being out.
BOL

**reed_barrington** · 02-01-17, 07:24 PM

Simple rules to roulette. If an Asian woman croupier takes over someone else's "shift" instantly 100% play 0 / 00 thank me later. Also double cover the columns (aka James bond bet) and play the numbers close (physically surrounding) to 0 or 00 they know how to hit those greens that kill the board. -Reed

**reed_barrington** · 02-01-17, 07:31 PM

Sorry, just got excited about roulette reading in the thread and Asian "croupiers" throwing zeros. Besides I'm wasted on wine in Italy right now At 1:30 am waiting for NHL to start.

**Surfjack** · 02-01-17, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by reed_barrington

Sorry, just got excited about roulette reading in the thread and Asian "croupiers" throwing zeros. Besides I'm wasted on wine in Italy right now At 1:30 am waiting for NHL to start.

bra!

**weekndornah** · 02-01-17, 09:20 PM

**v0id125** · 02-01-17, 10:05 PM

Flea is killing it!

**Surfjack** · 02-01-17, 11:21 PM

Good job, bro! We both cashed it tonight!
My NBA Totals thread is hot as well, guess knowing a bit of stochastic processes helps a bit huh

**Flea Hotel** · 02-01-17, 11:29 PM

Don't play American roulette drunk. Why fuk with that double zero. If you're drunk and in a casino and need roulette like you're in Colombia or Peru, or Bolivia, or parts of Brazil, and need cocaine, always bet red and the stripe with the most reds.

Originally posted by reed_barrington

Sorry, just got excited about roulette reading in the thread and Asian "croupiers" throwing zeros. Besides I'm wasted on wine in Italy right now At 1:30 am waiting for NHL to start.

**Flea Hotel** · 02-01-17, 11:31 PM

CASH MONEY WINNNER!!!!

. Yup, I'm on one of those heaters. I make a lot of cash money on my heaters.
YTD (17-12, 5.45u)

Originally posted by Flea Hotel

Even though this is like the ugly friend to my famous and arguably the most profitable thread, at least currently, on any forum on the planet, my NHL Legend's Club thread, I'm always looking for a NBA Team Total. I think I got one tonight. I don't have many favourite teams, but I do root for the T-Wolves, mainly due to Wiggins being Canadian I guess, and I think they have a bright future with Towns and Levine. But, tonight, Cleveland will play tough defense and I expect this to be a low scoring affair. Not too sure how many points Cleveland end up with but...
YTD (16-12, 4.45u)

Minnesota Timberwolves UNDER 104.5 -110 (1.1u to win 1u)

**Flea Hotel** · 02-02-17, 01:56 AM

LOL, statistically and objectively nonsense, but yet, good advice..

Originally posted by reed_barrington

Simple rules to roulette. If an Asian woman croupier takes over someone else's "shift" instantly 100% play 0 / 00 thank me later. Also double cover the columns (aka James bond bet) and play the numbers close (physically surrounding) to 0 or 00 they know how to hit those greens that kill the board. -Reed

**reed_barrington** · 02-02-17, 05:13 AM

Well, this is my old advice. NO more table games just sports in vegas

**Flea Hotel** · 02-02-17, 04:39 PM

What about drugs and prostitutes?

Originally posted by reed_barrington

Well, this is my old advice. NO more table games just sports in vegas