Sideloaded's killing you with kindness mma picks

gabe · 04-23-13, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

doesnt joey diaz bet a shit load on mma fights?

ive been boycotting rogans podcast since redban asked you to be on then never called you back.

is that how you remember it? lol dude was pissdrunk when he asked me, even while he was asking me i knew he wouldn't remember it, that's how wasted he looked- not suprisingly, he didn't remember. or did and thought it was a bad idea. lol but back in the day when i said i'll be on it eventually, i meant as i get further along in my comedy career. i've hung out in the studio during a couple of shows and have been a guest on a former deathsquad podcast.

i think diaz only bets when in vegas, not sure.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 03:58 AM

Originally posted by gabe

is that how you remember it? lol dude was pissdrunk when he asked me, even while he was asking me i knew he wouldn't remember it, that's how wasted he looked- not suprisingly, he didn't remember. or did and thought it was a bad idea. lol but back in the day when i said i'll be on it eventually, i meant as i get further along in my comedy career. i've hung out in the studio during a couple of shows and have been a guest on a former deathsquad podcast.

i think diaz only bets when in vegas, not sure.

Well you really need to get your own podcast out there. Has to be better than anything fury is producing. He whines too much.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 04:02 AM

this is the fa-got releasing kalikas wmma odds now.

dude is a f-cking weirdo on twitter. Talking about rin nakai's opener on sengoku like he even knew who she was in 2009. Hate these ronda fagg-ts coming into wmma.

Never cared about wmma till ronda and wont care after. F-ckers dont even know who Watanabe or Satoko Shinashi are.

gabe · 04-23-13, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

this is the fa-got releasing kalikas wmma odds now.

dude is a f-cking weirdo on twitter. Talking about rin nakai's opener on sengoku like he even knew who she was in 2009. Hate these ronda fagg-ts coming into wmma.

lmfao i had to unfollow him, dude says so much dumb shit

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 04:06 AM

If you're a ronda fan that is fine. Im not but I dont care what you do. But dont try to act like you know all this shit about wmma now when you dont even own a smack girl dvd. That guy is a poser. 95% of these wmma losers never watched strikeforce women fights until ronda fought miesha. Now they act like they're some kind of historians.

gabe · 04-23-13, 04:32 AM

ima email you

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 05:56 AM

check your email m'boy, I sent an invite

goodfellas433 · 04-23-13, 06:42 AM

I know some of you guys don't like to post your plays due to the suspected line movement, but I was just curious how you decided to play Sara mcmann at -750. I have the funds at 5d to do 3000 for 400, but I would be fn heart broken if something flukey went down. Anyone still going huge with that number? I thought I saw a title loan posted at one point...

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by goodfellas433

I know some of you guys don't like to post your plays due to the suspected line movement, but I was just curious how you decided to play Sara mcmann at -750. I have the funds at 5d to do 3000 for 400, but I would be fn heart broken if something flukey went down. Anyone still going huge with that number? I thought I saw a title loan posted at one point...

title loan was played mainly at -600

I recommended for followers of the thread u2.5 -105

it's all personal preference, remember im just some dumb ass on the internet. Play .5 kelly or whatever you feel like.

MD · 04-23-13, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by goodfellas433

I know some of you guys don't like to post your plays due to the suspected line movement, but I was just curious how you decided to play Sara mcmann at -750. I have the funds at 5d to do 3000 for 400, but I would be fn heart broken if something flukey went down. Anyone still going huge with that number? I thought I saw a title loan posted at one point...

Watch footage, make your own decision. No one on SBR can make those kinds of big decisions for you, not even TheCrow.

If you can't afford to lose the money, don't make the bet. Seriously.

Besides, Jones is a better bet at the current odds. Sider, surprised you didn't parlay Jones and McMann.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by MD

If you can't afford to lose the money, don't make the bet. Seriously.

that is not what kelly would say. If the money is already offshore he really doesnt need it. This is a personal lock pick and im using FULL kelly here. None of this pussy GA stuff I see you posting.

MD · 04-23-13, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

that is not what kelly would say. If the money is already offshore he really doesnt need it. This is a personal lock pick and im using FULL kelly here. None of this pussy GA stuff I see you posting.

I'll bet you 150 SBR points at EV that you're not making a bet from your Kelly bankroll using full Kelly.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:17 AM

Originally posted by MD

Besides, Jones is a better bet at the current odds. Sider, surprised you didn't parlay Jones and McMann.

why would I parlay? I can still bet all my winnings on mcmann if I wanted on jones

you're wrong there is way more value other places than that bullshit main event. More value on the o/u's of the facebook fights for example.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by MD

I'll bet you 150 SBR points at EV that you're not making a bet from your Kelly bankroll using full Kelly.

what are you saying?

MD · 04-23-13, 07:22 AM

Take the bet?

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by MD

Take the bet?

Whatever dude, I'm not telling you my complete net worth if that is what you're getting at. So I don't know how you would settle the bet.

goodfellas433 · 04-23-13, 07:28 AM

No doubt, I'm not asking you to make tell me whether or not to make the play...I just like hearing what people have decided to do for plays. Your simple comment about a mcmann Jones parlay is something I will probably do now as well. I make many plays completely on my own, some good some bad. I can tell you that for those people that don't get caught up in the drama and name calling in this forum...there is some damn good plays that get posted here. I'm not a kiss ass so I won't post your names, but I can tell you that there are at least 7 posters here that if you watch for them to be in agreement on plays....it is almost a perfect storm and a near lock. I turned a 60 deposit into 3500 at 5d very quickly due to this site, don't care who believes it

MD · 04-23-13, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

whatever dude, im not telling you my complete net worth if that is what your getting at. So I don't know how you would settle the bet.

If you tell me what your bankroll is in whatever variation of units you want to (including your car loan and whatever else you have on McMann, please specify if it's just car loan), and then tell me how many units you have on Sara McMann, and it's a full Kelly wager from your Kelly bankroll, you win. If you have $10000 with $5000 on McMann, you could say 10 units with 5 on McMann, or 55 units with 27.5 on McMann, or whatever. Do we have a bet?

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:29 AM

Originally posted by goodfellas433

No doubt, I'm not asking you to make tell me whether or not to make the play...I just like hearing what people have decided to do for plays. Your simple comment about a mcmann Jones parlay is something I will probably do now as well. I make many plays completely on my own, some good some bad. I can tell you that for those people that don't get caught up in the drama and name calling in this forum...there is some damn good plays that get posted here. I'm not a kiss ass so I won't post your names, but I can tell you that there are at least 7 posters here that if you watch for them to be in agreement on plays....it is almost a perfect storm and a near lock. I turned a 60 deposit into 3500 at 5d very quickly due to this site, don't care who believes it

see MD, even if mcmann lost this guy only lost 60 bucks. Not a big deal. Take your GA filth somewhere else.

MD · 04-23-13, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

see MD, even if mcmann lost this guy only lost 60 bucks. Not a big deal. Take your GA filth somewhere else.

oh u <3

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by MD

If you tell me what your bankroll is in whatever variation of units you want to (including your car loan and whatever else you have on McMann, please specify if it's just car loan), and then tell me how many units you have on Sara McMann, and it's a full Kelly wager from your Kelly bankroll, you win. If you have $10000 with $5000 on McMann, you could say 10 units with 5 on McMann, or 55 units with 27.5 on McMann, or whatever. Do we have a bet?

my bankroll is my entire net wealth, and yes this is a full kelly bet. I only use units for people to follow and document. Stuff is useless to me when I'm actually betting.

MD · 04-23-13, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

my bankroll is my entire net wealth, and yes this is a fully kelly bet. I only use units for people to follow and document. Stuff is useless to me when I'm actually betting.

There should be no problem then. I'm only asking you to post in units for your own convenience. Do we have a bet?

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by MD

If you tell me what your bankroll is in whatever variation of units you want to (including your car loan and whatever else you have on McMann, please specify if it's just car loan), and then tell me how many units you have on Sara McMann, and it's a full Kelly wager from your Kelly bankroll, you win. If you have $10000 with $5000 on McMann, you could say 10 units with 5 on McMann, or 55 units with 27.5 on McMann, or whatever. Do we have a bet?

sure, i have 1u with .1u on mcmann

MD · 04-23-13, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

sure, i have 1u with .1u on mcmann

Ok. That's not a full Kelly bet from your Kelly bankroll.

Thanks for the points.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by MD

Ok. That's not a full Kelly bet from your Kelly bankroll.

Thanks for the points.

whatever dude, I dont even understand what you're saying. My edge is 10 percent I've already stated that. .1 is ten pecent. I dont have a "kelly" bank roll. I just have a bank roll. Which is my entire net worth. I have an edge of 10 percent and bet accordingly.

MD · 04-23-13, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

whatever dude, I dont even understand what you're saying. My edge is 10 percent I've already stated that. .1 is ten pecent

You have 1u with .1 u on McMann. If you lost that entire 1u you're referring to, how long would it take you to recover it? You have a job right? So how many years? An estimate is fine. 1-2, 5-10, 15-25, whatever. Ballpark please.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 07:55 AM

I bet mcmann at -600 cap her at -2000. Made a full kelly bet. I'm not telling you how much with "unit's" and all that jazz.

answer you're own question here : http://www.sbrforum.com/betting-tools/kelly-calculator/

MD · 04-23-13, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

I bet mcmann at -600 cap her at -2000. Made a full kelly bet. I'm not telling you how much with "unit's" and all that jazz.

answer you're own question here : http://www.sbrforum.com/betting-tools/kelly-calculator/

That's all well and good. I believe you. Answer my previous question though please.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 08:02 AM

I have about 65% of my net worth on this. I cant even remember what units I typed in here because I honestly dont use them for anything.

MD · 04-23-13, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

I have about 65% of my net worth on this. I cant even remember what units I typed in here because I honestly dont use them for anything.

65% of your net worth on McMann? Holy balls, that's crazy. Hope it cashes man. Really.

That said, my question is this: If you lost 100% of your bankroll (which you're saying consists of your entire net worth), how long would it take you to earn it back? 1-2 years? 5-10? 50? An estimated range is fine.

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by MD

You have 1u with .1 u on McMann. If you lost that entire 1u you're referring to, how long would it take you to recover it? You have a job right? So how many years? An estimate is fine. 1-2, 5-10, 15-25, whatever. Ballpark please.

about one day, but then you are getting specifcs which I dont want to talk about, plus some things would be hard to cope with because of the utility .

MD · 04-23-13, 08:08 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

about one day, but then you are getting specifcs which I dont want to talk about, plus some things would be hard to cope with because of the utility .

I don't know your net worth or how much you make in your career, so an estimate would tell me nothing. You have 65% of your bankroll on McMann. If McMann lost and you lost the other 35%, how long would it take to recover it? A day? 1-2 years? 20 years? 50-100?

gabe · 04-23-13, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by sideloaded

about one day, but then you are getting specifcs which I dont want to talk about, plus some things would be hard to cope with because of the utility .

geez, how many shipments of ecstacy can you receive in a single day?

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by gabe

geez, how many shipments of ecstacy can you receive in a single day?

nope, just have some things of value in my name is all

sideloaded · 04-23-13, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by MD

I don't know your net worth or how much you make in your career, so an estimate would tell me nothing. You have 65% of your bankroll on McMann. If McMann lost and you lost the other 35%, how long would it take to recover it? A day? 1-2 years? 20 years? 50-100?

recover it gambling or just recover that much cash?